Ask Jardy Questions for his Podcast

[eaglesfan036 4,583]

What prompted you to come back and check VHL?

 

Do you even know who Beaviss is?

 

Did you know me and Victor met in real life?

[JardyB10 4,834]

Shameless gentle bump

[Phil 5,015]

1) What is Jardy's vision of which 6 teams are in the VHLE?
 

2) What are your career goals for POOPY PEEPANTS?

 

3) Any specific VHL team you want to play for?

 

4) What does the perfect summer day of chilling look like for Jardy?

 

5) Canadiens vs Islanders in the finals? How wonky would that be?

 

6) Name 3 of the most controversial members in VHL history you've interacted with and what is your experience with them?

 

@JardyB10 

Edited June 16, 2021 by Phil

[rory 1,759]

why?

[Phil 5,015]

1.  Is Shit and Piss your Pants drafted yet? Do you want to be drafted back to Calgary for the nostalgia and the Phil?

 

2. I remember the Drive Casts, but what's your biggest pet peeve when you're on the road?

 

3. Fuck, marry, kill: @Kendrick @Victor @Beketov

 

4. Name Favourite TV series and discuss why.

 

5. Do you care about the VHL World Cup? How have your past players faired in the tournament?

 

6. Do you enjoy BBqing? If so, what are your favourite things to grill?

 

@JardyB10

[Phil 5,015]

1) What is your career goal with Poopy Peepants?

 

2) What's with Seattle? Are they a dynasty?!/

 

3) Who's your most improved player in the VHL this season?

 

4) You can go anywhere with anyone. Who and Where?

 

5) Which of your players has been your favourite and why?

 

6) @BOOMis tearing it up in Malmo. Does he stay or leave after the season?

[Spence King 387]

What makes the VHL special to you ? what's your favorite thing to participate in ? 

[N0HBDY 1,013]

What are your thoughts on Halloween?

[dasboot 521]

1. Why are you already trying to steal my thunder by trying to break my non existent record with your unmade next player?

2. How hard is it playing for Davos?

3. Have you travelled anywhere overseas or within North America?

4. If yes to last question, why the fuck you still live in Saskatchewan?

5. Give us BOG insight to when they’re gonna improve portal player pages

6. Recommend your best go to recipe that is always a crowd pleaser 

[Da Trifecta 1,896]

1. Is DTST still the prime and only time zone that is out there?

2. Do you think you and @Victor will ever battle it out at goalie again?

3. How did you spend your time away (not sure if it was asked yet)

4. Do you plan to GM a team in the future?

5. What's the reasoning behind your players name?

6. Will you be recreating after this player is done? If so what position?

[a_Ferk 760]

1. What are your thoughts on Kranch

2. What does the B10 part of your username originate from

3. How does it feel to be old now for VHL standards (in tenure but also possibly age)

4. What is your favorite NHL team

[Phil 5,015]

1. How dare you?

2. What gives you the right?

3. Thoughts on your player's development

4. What's the best halloween costume you ever saw?

5. What puppy is best?

6. What VHL GM is best?

7. What do you think Phil's next player will be?

 

@JardyB10

Edited November 19, 2021 by Phil

[Shindigs 1,771]

1. Your days of legendary benders may be over (old man) but when you were still a young lad. What was your beverage of choice?

2. What happened to the plane crash-cloud-hurricane-storm in your previous nodesode? Did it really just disappear? or was it <insert tinfoil hat of choice>?

3. In your opinion. What would need to change to move the community away from being metaslaves?

4. What is your stance on suspicious raw fish that disgusting things have been done to? (Asking for a friend)

5. If you could invite any guest, living or dead (though I hear dead guests are frowned upon) who would it be, and why?

6. Do you have a favorite VHLer who didn't make the HOF, but who is still a legend to you? Who and why?

 

6½. Does this general memery count as asking 6 questions for a presser?

@Cardi B hmmm that didn't work @JardyB10 Oh right, that's the one.

[Dil 1,744]

how come you consider dil to be such a cool person

[N0HBDY 1,013]

Reveal the Spotify wrapped jardy

[Beaviss 4,949]

Questions: (mostly to hear my voice mocked)

1. Ever played euro truck simulator? if not why not?
2. who was the most tyrannical commish ever?

3. Any events happened during your absence that you would like to know more about?
4. why has no one figured out that im @Sandro's multi

5. What is an immediate non meme change you would make in the VHL?

6. if you could bring any old member back from inactivity who would it be? 

Edited December 1, 2021 by Beaviss

[Arce 742]

1. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

2. What if we end up on the same team?

3. What for you would keep you motivated to stay active?

4. If you could improve up to 3 things in the league, what would they be?

5. Why can't I think of another question?

[nurx 908]

On 4/9/2021 at 11:18 PM, JardyB10 said:

 

Mobile won't let me delete that ^ so get quoted you fucking idiot.

 

1. Does your grandchildren help you record the podcasts since you have lost your hearing in your old age?

2. Opinions on Android vs iOS?

3. Same with Mac/Windows/Linux?

4. If you could go back in time and tell your 20 year old self something what would it be?

5. How quickly would you leave the VHL if podcasting we're to be removed? Asking for the BOG so we can work something out for charity

6. If you had to live in the USA what state would you choose? In that state what city and/or region? (as far away from me is not an answer....)

 

 

[Jack Feriancek 16]

Who’s the best player in the VHL right now???!

[Beaviss 4,949]

1. Who is the first member you really felt a connection / Friendship with? Do you still talk to them?
2. If you had to move to any other province which province would it be?
3. If you had to "Marry, Fuck, Kill" teams in the VHL and or VHLM which would they be?
4. What is your biggest regret in your time in the VHL?
5. Do you think the less drama the league has the worse it is for activity?
6. If you could have anyone guest on the podcast who would it be and why?

[Shindigs 1,771]

On 11/30/2021 at 8:55 PM, Shindigs said:

5. If you could invite any guest, living or dead (though I hear dead guests are frowned upon) who would it be, and why?

 

10 minutes ago, Beaviss said:

6. If you could have anyone guest on the podcast who would it be and why?

Bruh!

 

Also let's get to this:

1. Why are you the way you are?

2. Of all the COC jokes thus far, which one is your favourite?

3. How do you know so much about my [REDACTED]?

4. So Halifax are absolute dog to the point that they even lose to us (Miami). What's your take on the future rebuild of the sinking ship? Also HOW DARE YOU steal @ForeTwenty? Can you imagine if Eaton Kuch and Mia Khalifa were on the same D pairing? The memes we lost will never be forgiven!

5. How are you liking you off-meta Defenseman thus far? What does your future plans for Mr.PP look like?

6. When are we getting the drunk history stream with you and Beketov?

[Beaviss 4,949]

1. I think I like asking people questions more than answering them what do you prefer?

2. from all the VHL eras you have witnessed what was the most interesting?
3. if you could put an expansion team in any city which would it be and what would the team name be?
4. backing off the last question what would the color scheme be?
5. If you could move anywhere in Canada where would it be and why?
6. What would your player do if he wasn't in the VHL?

[MubbleFubbles 1,191]

Hey, sorry if you've already recorded the podcast with @Doomsday but if not I've got a question for that podcast!

 

You were in quite a few football leagues before coming to the VHL, if there was one thing you could bring from those football leagues to the VHL (E.g. a type of PT, a feature, particular members, etc.) what would it be?

 

[Shindigs 1,771]

1) Now that you've started your career as a professional Toast Youtuber, how long do you think it'll be before you become "too big" for the VHL?

2) Why did you put the one Toast down on top of the other Toast, that you already put peanut butter on? That's just a sticky mess waiting to happen!

3) When can we expect the drunk history podcast with Bek? (Yes, I will keep asking until it happens)

4) If a trophy was named after you, what would you like to have to be awarded for?

5) So far, which podcast you recorded was your favorite, and why?

6) When will you be dropping the next Toast video, and can we get any hints of what you may be spreading this time around? The suspense is killing us!

[Tate 328]

1. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
2. If you had to choose only one, would you pick a dog or a cat?
3. Do you believe in aliens?
4. If you were President, what's the first thing you would work to change in this country?
5. If you had to live in another time period, what would you choose?
6. What foreign language(s) would you want to master and why?
7. What's your all-time favorite dessert?
8. Do you believe in ghosts?
9. What’s your survival plan during a zombie apocalypse?