IamMOOSE 361 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) In what will be the shortest ever The Long & Short of It, we cover a classic, a hall of fame worthy piece of VHL history. We've all seen and heard the joke, a timeless classic of the VHL. But for so many of us, getting fisted anally by a circus monkey is punchline without an origin, a whisper of a time yonder, a memory without context. But like all great jokes, there is an origin story to this legend. One draped in prestige from its content to the players and hall of famers it originated from. After so many seasons for some us, and uses of the phrase without true knowledge of its importance to the foundations of this community, today, through the words of @Victor, he shares the story: Moose: @Victor. what is the actual origins of the joke in the league? Victor: @Moose l Kevin King to set the scene, it's S17. A fresh faced muff (long before he was even known as muff) decided to actually give the VHL a proper go and joins the legendary S18 draft with his goalie Joey Clarence. The commissioner of the time is a guy called Slobo (you'll recognise the name Brett Slobodzian I'm sure). An absolute joker of a guy who once recorded a drunk podcast with "Fong" and "Harvey" (the resident Dil of the day) which was just him chatting shit and every now and then playing recordings of an angry Chinese and an angry Indian man. It was hilarious and completely inappropriate. @thadthrasher: Literally sounds amazing haha, any way to listen to said podcast? Victor: Lol afraid not its lost to the wild now. thadthrasher: Just as mysteriously as it appeared, it was gone. Victor: So let's go back to the S18 draft. Aidan Shaw and Daisuke Kanou were drafted in S18. You know, two of the greatest goalies of all time. Not to mention a shit ton of other Hall of Famers. Poor Clarence had no chance and fell all the way to the 3rd round despite a very healthy amount of TPE. And he realised this early on so throughout S17, on any media spot or podcast or general league thread about the draft he would post "FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY" whenever, and quite frequently, Clarence was not mentioned. You can probably piece 2 and 2 together by this point. Slobo had a bit of fun and here we are, 60 seasons and 10 years on, Still getting fisted anally by a circus monkey. In honor of this week's The Long & Short of It, we request that everyone comment this week with simply, "FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY" Edited November 19, 2020 by IamMOOSE CowboyinAmerica, .sniffuM, Victor and 4 others 2 2 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laine 1,361 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caboose30 152 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ricer13 2,824 Posted November 19, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigAL 2,176 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY sn u bbed snubed snuubbed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigAL 2,176 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Thank you so much for digging into this. Classic Muff. Always his fault. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798407 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,129 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledge 1,131 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Hatter 1,608 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY 10 CIRCUS MONKEYS Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 11,022 Posted November 19, 2020 Admin Share Posted November 19, 2020 Snubbed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMOOSE 361 Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Love the comments. Edited November 19, 2020 by IamMOOSE Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JigglyGumballs 1,056 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlamb 1,328 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaikoku-hito 2,135 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 "FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY" Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-798734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 11,022 Posted April 6, 2021 Admin Share Posted April 6, 2021 @JardyB10 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-838587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 On 11/19/2020 at 12:43 PM, bigAL said: Thank you so much for digging into this. Classic Muff. Always his fault. always Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-838602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,869 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 (edited) Is there still a filter for FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY?? EDIT: Absolutely beautiful. Edited April 6, 2021 by JardyB10 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-838611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0HBDY 1,132 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-874707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_Ferk 766 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-882040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 11,022 Posted June 3, 2023 Admin Share Posted June 3, 2023 @STZ reliving all of this on a daily basis Gaikoku-hito and STZ 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-984964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobcarson877 2,563 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-985042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,469 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-985095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 2,217 Posted November 6 Share Posted November 6 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-1043271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 795 Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95572-the-long-short-of-it-fisted-anally-by-a-circus-monkey/#findComment-1043416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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