Quik

1. In a recent interview, GM Frostbeard openly said that "Dragons have a wonderful LR chemistry that is tough to beat" - do you agree with that statement? I don't know how one beats locker room chemistry, there is no physical form to hit? 2. Jason and VLG are both very high up scoring lists and have proven to be our top 2 offensive juggernauts - do you feel that will be enough to do good in playoffs?? Depends on a lot of circumstances - can it be? Yes. Will it be? Won't know until the games get played. 3. City of Washington recently released a statement saying that their favourite sports franchises are Wizards and Capitals. How important it is for Dragons to make it into that Top 2? Poor Nationals, they win a World Series and less than 5 years later the Wizards are preferred to them. 4. Backup goaltender Geoff Bezos has been stellar this season, do you feel that if things go sour, we need to give him few more starts? If things go sour, it's because he's gotten too many games, tbh. 5. Ben Laas and Justin Adolfsen have both already appeared in Viking Brandy commercials and the brand says their sales went up 23% after those commercials aired - do you feel that more of our players should go and start working with Dragons main sponsor? Yes, work with all the sponsors and we can start a Prime series about the Dragons and make Wrexham FC a thing of the past 6. Mark Calaway and Ryuji Sakamoto have both been incredibly influencial for our squad this season, do you feel their presence in the LR and do you think that resigning both Calaway and Sakamoto is important for our franchise? I think HR would get involve if I felt their presence, but keeping them on the team is probably a net positive!

1. In an interview GM Frostbeard has openly said that he sees Calaway and Sakamoto as the best Defensive Duo in VHL. Your thoughts on that comment? I've not paid attention to the league for a few seasons, riding the bench as a back up is demanding work, so I've got no clue if this is true or not, but per OD, FB is bad at his job so I'll disagree. 2. Jason has recently got into trouble after he was carried out of a nightclub by assistant GM Ivo Willems, some local news outlets have called it a 'disgrace to the sport of Hockey' - what do you think about this situation? Who is Jason? That's neither here, nor there, really - the real disgrace is media reporting on this. Back in my day, a guy would show up hungover and it'd be reported as flu like symptoms, and everyone would just carry on as normal. 3. After long deliberations Viking Brandy brand has signed a 5 season sponsorship deal with D.C. Dragons. Few local breweries and alcoholic bewerage brands are calling this a 'traitorous move'. Do you believe our team should sign Latvian/Danish owned alcohol brand or should we focus on something more local? Whatever pays the bills, baby. 4. It has been reported that D.C. Dragons have widely been rated as the potential 5th Seed in NA, making playoffs. Do you think it is a low/high rating for our team? Yes. 5. In a recent interview Keita Kourou was called a "untallented and weak player" by anonymous player of Calgary Wranglers roster. What is your reponse to that claim? DC has two goalies better than Calgary's starter, so my response is git gud. 6. Lucas Grey recently returned to our roster and attended the end of the Training camp after spending some time away with their family. His response to question 'If he is ready to play after not working on his hockey game all of the off-season' he responded by saying 'I am not only ready, I am better that ever!' Do you think having a confidence like that can inspire the whole LR to play and perform better? Confidence is key in sports. If you go in with anything less, you've already lost.

So I'm not really caught up on league happenings lately, but this is a fantastic way to end that long-winded speech about disregarding league policy and putting other members' well-being at risk. A+ BTW, whether or not you believe in second chances, if people are perma-banned, it's usually for a reason, and whether or not you feel that's right, doesn't give the ability to unilaterally make that call. To say you have no regrets, even after being presented evidence that this member was banned for very specific reasons...that's a yikes from me dawg.

first career win for bezos

ah shit... @thadthrasher

1) The season is starting this week! What is your player's goal for this upcoming season? I like to set lofty goals, so my biggest goal for this season is to play in a game AND win it! 2) What is your go-to meal when attending a hockey game? Who tf eats a meal at a hockey game? If we're playing this weird game of having a meal at a game, gimme a Kobe A5 ribeye and some mashed potatoes. 3) What is your LEAST favorite stadium in the VHL to play in? New York...fuck. 4) Which of the 3 leagues needs to expand or contract to facilitate SO many players the league has now? Delete the VHLM and VHLE. Expand the VHL and just have everyone play in one league. Has the added benefit of removing all these bloated commish positions, too! 5) Who is the GRUMPIEST VHL GM? @Victor isn't a GM anymore, so I'll go with his protege in @Spartan . He learned from the best, so I can't imagine anyone's better in that department now. 6) Why is Thad? Why is Thad? That's a good question. Perhaps a better one is: Who is Thad? What is Thad? Where is Thad? When is Thad? Or best yet: How is Thad? That last one's the most important, so he can feel free to answer whenever he sees fit @thadthrasher

I was gonna tag Fong but idk wtf his username is now lol, but he loved that name too

1) A lot of big changes the past week! What surprised you the most? I...uh...hmmmmmm...I'll say that I'm most surprised gas went up $0.20/L over a 4 day span last week. That was pretty shocking, since it was holding at ~$1.30/L for a while. 2) Who is now likely the points leader on the roster in S87? I'm going to go with Leduc, unless we can get someone to change their name to Pedro then I wouldn't bet against Napoleon exploding. 3) What music are you hoping New York incorporates for practices this year? Give me some mother fucking ragtime when we hit the ice! 4) Favorite pre-game meal? As a goalie, who will be getting maybe 15-20 games this season, gotta say my pre-game meals will include a lot of beer and chicken wings. Ain't nobody going to be knocking Aug out of games. 5) New York will have alternate jerseys this season; what's your pitch? Gimme backwards trucker hat wearing Raybans selfie in a pick up truck guy as the most American mascot there is. Bonus points if you can stitch in a "Don't tread on me" phrase somewhere in there. 6) Did you follow any of the drafts live? What were your thoughts on the presentation? I did not, but I do follow Draft Kings, and did you know you can make live sports bets during the action, right up to the final whistle? Hockey, basketball, football, the opportunities are endless (and so are the fucking commercials)