uphillmoss

Wow, that’s pretty cool

You really wanna start this fight Quik? I swear I'll start a damn goalie war if that is what it takes...

I would like to apply for this. 

You know, until you traded her to SSK

Congrats @berocka

I don't think this one was autocorrect 
 

I am RPing as Flashback for these questions, so if my answers sound weird that’s why
1. I was surprised so many people hadn’t heard of me. A lot of people didn’t even know I was in the d*** draft. The disrespect is real.
2. Ain’t nobody got time for that
3. Well, I think you can just get rid of everyone else, because with me in net you don’t even have to score, I’ do it for you.
4. I thought it was our trainer, Sabertooth. But then I realized that he is actually a sabertooth tiger, so it’s a little bit less impressive. Besides that I don’t really know.
5. Philly is great, it’s open, and I can find everything I need. I was amazed at how easily I could find more  ̶C̶o̶c̶a̶i̶n̶ cheese steaks. Definitely not coke.
6. Sunny burst has to kneel before me
7. Sometimes I eat. Other times i smoke, or snort. Oh wait you were talking about actual food. Forgot all that other stuff.
8. I will score a goalie goal.
9. I think that Ottawa might take a step back as @Acydburn gets used to his job. But once he settles down he will turn them into a powerhouse.
10. I would like to see the reapers build my own wall of lockers, out of solid gold. Just so that everyone knows how important I am.
11. Cocain works better than coffee.
12. They would be surprised to learn that I am definitely not addicted to crack.
13. Let’s just say I got a new goal for this year

Just done for fun, didn’t have a player at the time and just threw together something quik

The reapers feel like they have been struggling with their physicality in recent years. Although they have been winning, they have also been pushed around by other teams. They also have had a problem with injuries. Most notably Star forward Kyle Sabertooth suffered a career ending injury hoisting the cup. In order to prevent problems like this in the future, and to help a former player get a job, the reapers have hired Sabertooth to be their new trainer.
         Sabertooth has been given the responsibility of monitoring every players health and diet. According to team gm Blade “He was in the best shape on our team last year by far. His methods were far more effective than the ones our staff were using. It only made sense that we would bring him in to help our new players become as fit as he was.” In addition to handing diets and such, Sabertooth will also be responsible for the physical side of the reapers training. He will handle everything they do in the weight room, off the ice, and their skating work. With the help of Sabertooth, this team should be a beast next year 

@Beaviss @Beketov Could y’all make sure this is seen as official

Only if you give me that healthcare money!

Honestly you could have Kept this in the VHL where it belonged. This isn't the thunderdome, keep your copy pasta there or I will be filing a complaint  with someone.  This is a happy moment for all the members of my team and I don't need you dredging up old quotes that will take away anyone's enjoyment of it. Thanks.

Breaking news: Kyle Sabretooth suffers horrific injury while lifting the cup, Is forced to retire
@Banackock
this is an official announcement
I don’t know who handles these things so I am tagging you

Kinda wish that was still the case

I would love to take this job. I have served this team faithfully as an agm, and I hope you let me take over. I have also been a two time wjc gm. I am active on the forums and discord. I hope that you give me a chance to prove myself. If you do, I promise I won’t let you down

Someone give @uphillmoss a freaking team 

I wish

Let’s go borwin 

Let’s go borwin 

Player Name: Kyle Sabertooth
VHL/VHLM Team: Las Vegas Aces
Cash you have: $1.5 Million
Purchase Name: The First Generation
Cost of Purchase: $500,000
Cash Left: $1 Million

I would love too. I played on vegas last season, 2x wjc gm, and agm for Ottawa. This would be incredible for me if I were chosen for this job.

I would love too. I played on vegas last season, 2x wjc gm, and agm for Ottawa. This would be incredible for me if I were chosen for this job.

I will get mine in tonight

I would love to take over as gm. I have been trying to become a gm every since I joined the league. I am a 2x wjc gm, and the current agm of Ottawa. I really hope that you will consider me for this job

D-man
Aron nielsan @solas
Bolt Vanderhuge @kayfabe
Beau  buefordsson @Radcow
Anthony amerback @Oost
Forwards
Nethila dissanayake @nethi99
rhys chism @Jables
walter clements @cpetrella
Thomas Kennedy @Walter Fizz
Dan gles @No_Dangles
AJ alexsen @littleboi
acl tear @Quik
Hunter Wagner @Inf1d3l
Kari jurry @hockeyis66
Goalies
Clayton Park @leafssteen
pekka pouta @Snussu
 
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