Spartan

bot goal lmfao

that's my fantasy defenseman

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We have a very interesting theme week this season, one that I honestly didn't see coming and for that reason, am writing this article and not recording a podcast. After all, a podcast would have to be 30 minutes of pretending to like traveling and vacationing somewhere, and with who? When? How? Too many logistics and options to try to cover, and I'd rather just write a semi-humorous article about the best vacation spot as Olli Maatta of the Penguins has demonstrated - the balcony. Alex Letang is having a fine season for Moscow. Defensively, our core is performing insanely well, with Letang and Davis in the top 5 of defensemen scoring, and Breeze Ladrian and Fat Palloon also chipping in offensively to help Moscow on their dominant performance so far this season. The trades in the offseason and the effective moves have led us to here, where the team is just meshing well in the locker room and has experienced a flawless transition from starting netminder Raymond Bernard and captain Nate Telker to new starter Jacob Tonn and new captain Alex Letang. However, we all know the rigors of a full VHL season, and all of the effort that goes into it, from both a user and player perspective. Therefore, what we all need, and specifically, what Alex Letang needs, is a casual retreat to the lovely balcony. Now, what is the story of the balcony? After one of the Penguins' championship parades, don't know if it was the 2016 or 2017 win (but back to back baby!), poor Olli was gassed. Had too many beers, celebrated too hard, whatever it was, but homeboy just passed out on a couch on a balcony. And look at him! The babyfaced lad looks so at peace. Here's why the balcony is the best vacation spot: That jersey has got to be stinky as fuck. Imagine playing all season, that jersey be STANKY. You get on a balcony, put the jersey downwind from you, and you get a nice breeze to air it out and let the fresh air "clean" that jersey as best as possible. Plus, with the jersey off, our dear Alex gets to just chill in the brisk air without feeling too toasty. Balcony = fresh air. Instead of being in a locker room that also stinks, or somewhere in the facility, you get to sit outside on a high story balcony and be outside without having to deal with really being outside. Can walk back inside the apartment/hotel room should you choose to, there's protection over your head to protect you from the elements, it's just a good place to be. That sofa. Look at Maatta. His arm is outstretched, just vibing, with the sofa perfectly supporting his arm as he flops onto cloud 9. Any player would be lucky to have that sofa to rest their arm on, get some support for their shoulder as they carry the weight of their team. Now, this is all I have to say about this. I hope you all understand the superiority that the balcony holds as a vacation spot. Time to go throw back a beer.

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oh I realized, that's why said hopefully in the future lol, we can save davos together

nothing can keep us apart, it'll happen eventually

1. Well, I think Letang has been a bit too streaky. He had one insane sim that threw his point total up, but has been invisible for a lot of games. I think he can improve in that regard. 2. I honestly think we're doing very well. We have chemistry, the locker room is vibing, and we're just having a good time. 3. I'd like to learn consistency from Lahts and Davis lol 4. PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH PITTSBURGH 5. I'd probably say Davos tbh. @GustavMattiasand @McWolf, two of my favorite sim league users are there and despite their history, I'd love to have a player there sometime. 6. I think that's always going to happen, but moves are being made sooner than usual this season.

my favorite VHL.com article in my (almost) year on this site, i love it!

Hey buddy, appreciate this post. Honestly, the day has been very slow, and that's mostly my own fault. Didn't sleep until late as usual, like 4-5 AM. Then woke up at like 10 AM for some odd reason and as expected, was very tired. So I went about my normal routine in bed of scrolling through discord, and tik tok, and twitter until I got bored. Then accidentally fell asleep at noon and woke up at 3. Luckily/unfortunately, there was an EFL sim presentation going on so I just laid in bed and followed along. Which I suppose wasn't great, since I ended up just staying in bed until 6 PM with no motivation really to get out of bed. After all, what's there to really do on a Saturday with nothing pressing on my to-do list. My day has now started at 6 PM and I have to figure out how to kill the hours until it's 5 AM again and I drift back to sleep.

Hey there @Minermonkey! The Las Vegas Aces would love to sign you to our squad to be a top 4 defenseman for us! We're where @Matt thunder started his career, and we'd love to help a friend of his! Both me and my AGM, Jiggs, have defensemen who are doing very well at the VHL level, and we can offer plenty of assistance to a new defenseman such as yourself! If you're interested in joining the Aces, quote this post and type "down to get lucky!" Best, Spartan Las Vegas GM

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hi there EFL buddy! You should join Vegas, we have Tac on the team, and we always vibe. We've had waiver signings go on to do big things at both the M and VHL level, so you should totally join us! Hit me up in dms if you'd like to chat about it @TheCHEESE. Quote this post and say "Down to get lucky" if you'd like to join us! Best, Spartan

Man I was tilted bc of LoL but this thread made me forget about that. Haven't had a good sim league drama in a long time. Guess I'm gonna have to keep waiting. Players taking shots at their current/old teams in public is lame. Power to you ig for having this much free time in a day and the energy to keep it going. Props @Peace, loved that little Expanse chirp.

you know the drill @Adrest245. you join Vegas, we all have a good time, we teach you everything. ez pz, you'll become a star in no time quote this post and say "accept" to join us in sin city! I will bully your ECFA teams should you go elsewhere love, spart

they do get a notification, but I'm dead if this happens. everyone else is covered, only two "confirmed" town (idk how confirmed osens is) are exposed - me and osens.

Pittsburgh!

Will be transporting Eagles tonight tho, won't reveal who I'll swap him with yet.

Vote Caboose

I did not transport anyone last night. Two reasons, partially. 1. Forgot to send in a night action. 2. I was also on the fence about transporting anyone to avoid getting someone killed. We're down to just a few confirmed town, and I haven't kept up with the thread so was in half a mind to just not transport anyone and just make a 100 IQ play for maf/vamps to figure out who is going to be where. But yeah, Caboose is def sus since I didn't transport him.

vote ledge

VIPER GOAL SONG TIME LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

well thats easy

transported myself and osens