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  1. der meister

    This part of the season is so boring unless you're in the playoffs. Do something, VHL.

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    2. Fire Tortorella

      Fire Tortorella

      Draft Lottery Tournament?

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I never find the draft lotto tournament that interesting tbh, esp when my team doesn't have a 1st rounder.

    4. bigAL

      bigAL

      WORLD JUNIORS HYYYYYYYPE

      But for real, I think it's a Christmas break thing. The forums and the discord have been incredibly quiet this week.

  2. der meister

    Maybe instead if Ryuji Sakamoto, my next player should be named Scottish Independence. Honestly, same build.

  3. der meister

    Much love to you all, this holiday season and beyond. This community deserves all the best. 

     

    - Cheers / Prost / Kanpai -

    1. BOOM

      BOOM

      So do you. 

  4. der meister

    Wondering what I should name my next player. Have some ideas, but no decisions. Probably gonna be a checking defenseman

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    2. Garsh

      Garsh

      Ryuji Sakamoto, he likes to hit stuff

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I kind of love that idea, @Garsh

    4. Garsh

      Garsh

      8yU1BMb.gif

  5. der meister

    Can't sleep. Thinking about a girl I used to know and hoping she's doing well. Haven't seen her in almost 20 years now, but she just popped into my head. One of those nights, I guess.

    1. der meister

      der meister

      Unrelated: If there's not a halloween-themed male masturbation toy called the Bram Stroker I'm gonna patent it.

       

      ---Thought #10 with Der Meister---

    2. a_Ferk

      a_Ferk

      @GustavMattias I think the horny police might need to make an arrest 😐

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I'm old. Horny don't work no more. Now I'm just a shrewd inventor.

  6. der meister

    Maybe I should reroll as a bone crushing defenseman

    1. Spade18

      Spade18

      #bringbackjones&rayne

    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      If you're not enjoying it, do it! 

  7. der meister

    lol @ parler

    1. Garsh

      Garsh

      Hey guys find me on parler, where I can share my real thoughts on the commissioners without being censored by Mark Suckerberg

    2. bigAL

      bigAL

      Check out my verified checkmark parler account, all I had to do was give them my SSN, banking info, birth certificate of my first born child. But there's no evil deep state government censoring me there!11!1!!1

  8. der meister

    I feel like Jeff Skinner but poor

    1. bigAL

      bigAL

      Jeff “should’ve been an ice dancer” Skinner

  9. der meister

    i keep forgetting season predictions are done through the portal. sigh.

    1. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      sigh

  10. der meister

    VHL: Why don't you record podcasts anymore?

     

    Me: *records podcast*

     

    VHL: .........

    1. Banackock

      Banackock

      Nah I listen to all now while doing work

       

      give me time

  11. der meister

    AMA the Third is up:

     

     

  12. der meister

    https://djtrumplibrary.com

  13. der meister

    https://twitter.com/ailishforfar/status/1324720351918628865?s=19

  14. der meister

    ^ goddamn furious at the audacity of the GOP

    1. diamond_ace

      diamond_ace

      same

    2. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      Always. but what is the arrow pointing at?

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I always expect my name on the left from BBS days ?

  15. der meister

    Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange?

    1. Gustav

      Gustav

      "...that's right, here comes 2021," he said, adjusting his hat.

  16. der meister

    Give me more low-effort ways to earn TPE please. 

  17. der meister

    What's a guy supposed to do while waiting for the off-season?

    1. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt. And listen to some music here!

    2. der meister

      der meister

      Ooh, my jam. I'm old enough to remember when that song came out. ?

  18. der meister

    Bored. What do?

    1. Phil

      Phil

      Podcast

    2. der meister

      der meister

      I knew you'd say that! ?

  19. der meister

    Could really use some good news in sim land today. 

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      Stressful days at work; would like to see my team and player have some big games

    3. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      yeah, was being sarcastic about good news

    4. der meister

      der meister

      Ah. Yes, well. Not much good news these days, to be fair

  20. der meister

    Still rocking the copy of NHL 18 for PS4 that I won through the VHL. ❤️

  21. der meister

    Excited to join London but dropping to 31 makes me want to go balls to the wall with TPE earning as a middle finger to 15 other GMs. #BringIt

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    2. mattyIceman

      mattyIceman

      Too many balls tbh

    3. der meister

      der meister

      Yeah, I bet your locker room is just full of balls

       

    4. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      moscow moscow

  22. der meister

    Bored. Someone give me free TPE.

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    2. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      how?

    3. der meister

      der meister

      start a revolution. defund authority. 

    4. Mongoose87

      Mongoose87

      I'm giving you an the free TPE that I can.

  23. der meister

    VHLM Draft let's gooooooooo!

  24. der meister

    If anyone feels like making me a sig, that would be pretty swell. If you do, please use a pic of The Terrible Trivium and don’t worry about having it hockey-related. ?

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      You guys...these are both awesome. Thank you both!

       

      Is there a good way to set up auto-rotating signatures these days? I haven't done that since the very early days of the SHL. 

    3. gorlab

      gorlab

      http://sig.grumpybumpers.com/ is the one I know of that still exists.

    4. Mongoose87

      Mongoose87



       

  25. der meister

    hey

     

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    2. Banackock

      Banackock

      Round Here GIF by Florida Georgia Line

    3. NotAVHLM-GM

      NotAVHLM-GM

      till lindemann GIF

    4. Victor

      Victor

      christophklose.gif

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