Frank 4,786 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I heard Devise wanted to join twitter but when he realized they don't allow over 140 characters he closed his account. Your turn. gorlab, Ramicus, frescoelmo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 On a recent edition of the pajodcast was announced that everything on that show was fiction. That explains the part where Jericho had a girlfriend. Caillean and Doomsday 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,990 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Jericho does have a girlfriend seriously though, her name is Dairy Queen JardyB10, Doomsday, gorlab and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probably not noah 346 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Jericho does have a girlfriend seriously though, her name is Dairy Queen I heard he dumped her for his right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Kesler was tired of his poor spelling being mocked on a daily basis around the boards so he bought a Speech to Text machine. When asked how he felt about him purchase he responded with "MMMMRRMMMRMMRMRRMRMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMMR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomanesEuntDomus 442 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Jericho, a rabbi, a transgender person and Bill Cosby walk into a bar... Edited December 4, 2014 by RomanesEuntDomus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corco 1,124 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 cologne sucks Corco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomanesEuntDomus 442 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 cologne sucks Best joke in here so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I know you guys already know this joke but..... Edmonton Oilers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,017 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 You know, Aksel Thomasson and the Titanic have a lot in common. They both look great until they hit the ice. STZ, Frank, CoachReilly and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I know you guys already know this joke but..... Edmonton Oilers Next time you should use Google translator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 (edited) Hey, is that a non-bilingual speaker who's trying to diss me ? Edited December 4, 2014 by boubabi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,017 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 That aint a diss... this is: I've been racking my brains all week but I could only come up with one difference between Lord Karnage and a fat chick. Namely, even once in a while, even a fat chick will score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Why are the Riga Reign like grizzly bears? Every fall they go into hibernation. but it doesn't works now... Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachReilly 688 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Used this in the GM chat... Stockholm? More like Cock's Home (cause it's a buncha gay dudes) JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
701 309 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I met a girl in a bar who was wearing a Stockholm Vikings jersey. She introduced herself as "Sarah." I said, "My name's 3 goal lead." "Is that your actual name?" "No, but I figured anyone wearing a Vikings jersey would blow a 3 goal lead." Phil, Frank, Kendrick and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Canada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,041 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 What's the best way to beat the Meute? Give them a three game lead. diamond_ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probably not noah 346 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 You know, Aksel Thomasson and the Titanic have a lot in common. They both look great until they hit the ice. That joke is older than Victor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,017 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 That joke is older than Victor. harsh. Well, we all know what Gifford Shock and Alaska have in common.... They both are consistently -20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Leafs fans know them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,017 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dca_pS9bQE0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probably not noah 346 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dca_pS9bQE0 This video is ridiculously uneducated. The line about JVR especially is laughable, along with Kadri and Phaneuf. I know this isn't the place but I'm angry at how stupid the guy who made this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,724 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 This video is ridiculously uneducated. The line about JVR especially is laughable, along with Kadri and Phaneuf. I know this isn't the place but I'm angry at how stupid the guy who made this is. He's not really, it's a four year old video. At the time JVR wasn't doing so well, Phanuef sucked (still does) and Kadri hasn't come along yet. It was relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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