Roast Shawn Thread: The Ultimate VHL Roast-a-Thon, Week 90210

[Gustav 6,468]

Because @ShawnGlade won't shut up...have fun, people.

[Bushito 1,945]

[Bushito 1,945]

Edited January 15, 2020 by Bushito

[Cxsquared 455]

More like Da oh I have a team?

[FrostBeard 2,061]

What is the difference between Shawn and a knife? Knife is sharp enough to do its job.

[ColeMrtz 574]

It's quite the accomplishment that you've assembled a VHL team that would struggle in the VHLM

[Victor 11,009]

Thanks for the S71 2nd x

[Acydburn 1,618]

  

2 hours ago, ShawnGlade said:

i am very active

 

 

This

[Banackock 8,123]

• Shawn's ass is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth. 

 

• Shawn spends so much time with his head up his own ass it actually started charging him rent.

 

• When Shawn calls you a shitty GM, remember that the whole league wanted him fired and said he's the shittiest GM. Do not take it personally. 

 

• When BPA drafts better than Shawn would.

 

• Davos = Iran of the VHL.

 

 

[Gustav 6,468]

2 hours ago, Sonnet said:

whats a davos

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED on my "69 reasons why Davos should be relocated to Zurich" rant.

[diamond_ace 3,112]

When he forgot he was promoted and kept running Davos like Halifax - acquiring enough pieces to make a semi-decent VHLM team is not going to get you anywhere in the VHL.

[Dil 1,760]

I accidentally wrote 3 paragraphs bitching at Shawn. nvm

 

 

Fuck you Shawn

[NotAVHLM-GM 1,858]

Thanks for losing the draft lottery so that I didn't end up in Davos.

[Bayley 419]

8 hours ago, OrbitingDeath said:

Thanks for losing the draft lottery so that I didn't end up in Davos.

 

But I wanted you

[hedgehog337 3,483]

it's very sad when his highest achievement was sweeping Riga, a team that is a perennial playoff clients for Davos anyways.

[Gustav 6,468]

I love how this is the most active roast thread I've done despite the fact that it's the only one where I didn't tag 15 people or so at the top. 

[Peace 1,562]

36 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

I love how this is the most active roast thread I've done despite the fact that it's the only one where I didn't tag 15 people or so at the top. 

He literally wanted it. lol

Who are we to deny him a rotisserie style roast thread. 

[Banackock 8,123]

Shawn’s so much ass, instead of the Davos logo on his Merch, Beaviss just sent them a picture of his last shit. 

[Banackock 8,123]

Shawn once locked himself in the Davos LR bathroom and shit his pants. 

[Banackock 8,123]

This thread just became a chameleon and took on the style of Shawn’s activity. 

DED

[McWolf 3,116]

On 1/16/2020 at 12:30 AM, GustavMattias said:

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED on my "69 reasons why Davos should be relocated to Zurich" rant.

it's not too late

[Brrbisbrr 207]

why waste the effort?  If he does show up, he'll just leave halfway through.

[Jubis 1,350]

When Shawn is the toughest critic on your first trade as GM, does it still carry weight ? 

[JardyB10 4,868]

@ShawnGlade is just a real dumb piece of shit.