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  1. Kesler

    I think I may move to Montreal, somewhere where your french don't gotta be excused.

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    2. Tyler

      Tyler

      "je vas parker le car across le road"

    3. boubabi

      boubabi

      nah, that's too frenglais for us 

    4. Tyler

      Tyler

      it depends obviously where you live I have friends from northern nb who can barely/can't speak English at all

  2. Kesler

    Calgary is the wave, nah. Calgary is the tsunami.

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    2. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      Can we say gushing snatch?

    3. BOOM

      BOOM

      Mmmm, squirtalicious.

    4. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      ^ that

  3. Kesler

    Continue Pablo or make a new dude?

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    2. boubabi

      boubabi

      New

    3. eaglesfan036

      eaglesfan036

      Become a GM again

    4. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Aksel Wolf or Bruno Thomassen, IMO.

  4. Kesler

    how could you ever start beef if you're a vegan

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      There's some surprisingly good vegetarian options out of here. Personally, I haven't eaten beef for 5+ years. 

    3. boubabi

      boubabi

      plz jaden smith 

    4. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      maybe they are starting tofu

  5. Kesler

    @Higgins Technology is amazing, I now know what your house looks like.

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    2. Kesler

      Kesler

      @Bushitroll whats creepy is getting an email saying my VHL account had 3 failed login attempts from Moncton, New Brunswick, it then showed a postal code.

    3. Advantage

      Advantage

      Wow what a corrupted GM.  I would never go to HSK.

    4. Higgins

      Higgins

      I don't live in shitty Moncton. @Jericho does.

  6. Kesler

    Is mad men on canadian netflix? Serious question. For me its not unless iam tripping.

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    2. Will

      Will

      Must have heard I changed my display name. 

    3. Devise

      Devise

      Oh the times they are a changin'. 

    4. Kesler

      Kesler

      Wow I watched the only entire series except for the series finale :lol: 

       

  7. Kesler

    I got a 90oa crosby on NHL18, lmk if you want to trade for him.

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    2. boubabi

      boubabi

      So you got the weak crosby

       

      Gg

    3. STZ

      STZ

      quicksell u pussy

    4. Kesler

      Kesler

      I already quick sold wylde, osborne and unassisted tho...

  8. Kesler

    @TheWholeVHL Can you guys get your shit together and look at the update scale before updating? Thanks.

    1. boubabi

      boubabi

      anime yes okay ok sailor moon GIF

    2. jRuutu

      jRuutu

      %25D0%259C%25D0%2598%25D0%25A8%25D0%259A

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Depending on where you look, the update scale is different. :P

      Like here still shows the old one:

       

  9. Kesler

    Pablo the type of guy to by triple award predictions then not post predictions.

    1. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      I think the word you are looking for is buy*

    2. Higgins

      Higgins

      Damn dude, now I don't feel so bad got not posting in TC last season even though I was tagged in the thread

    3. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      I think the word you are looking for Higgins is about* not got

  10. Kesler

    I can change your latitude if you catch my drift.

    1. BOOM

      BOOM

      I don't understand.

       

      https://changeyourlatitude.org/

    2. Phil

      Phil

      When I see a hot lady, my longitude grows. 

  11. Kesler

    IG somehow knows iam on the VHL as they suggested I follow chris miller, thats sus

    1. Will

      Will

      vhl facebook group probably 

    2. ASIANBOUBABI

      ASIANBOUBABI

      was this on musical.ly? I heard you can rap very good.

  12. Kesler

    someone should make a new "post a pic of yourself thread" so I can stunt

    1. Phil

      Phil

      Well, you know, you COULD start it! 

    2. Phil

      Phil

      Though we should can it the "Stunt Thread" for maximum douchbaggery!! 

  13. Kesler

    DT couldn't break change to make sense. 

    1. Higgins

      Higgins

      DT is the man

    2. Jericho

      Jericho

      He is helping the whole team with their golf game

  14. Kesler

    I am stepping down, announcement coming soon

    1. Phil

      Phil

      Isn't this an announcement!?

    2. Ahma

      Ahma

      Don't step down.

  15. Kesler

    Iam the GM of the team that is going to win the most continuous games in VHL history.

    1. BOOM

      BOOM

      Make sure you thank your players.

    2. Phil

      Phil

      "Incorrect"  - David

  16. Kesler

    Could I get some Legion LR access? 

    1. Devise

      Devise

      https://media.giphy.com/media/oAqUOI3rXm8mI/giphy.gif

    2. Kesler

      Kesler

      lol wow I didnt say remove me from the quebec locker room.. damn

  17. Kesler

    From now on if you guys cant do basic addition you're not being updated. 

    1. Bushito

      Bushito

      Being an updater is annoying but a lot of the guys you are updating are newer to the league as well.

    2. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Hey, my player and update thread need to be moved to Ottawa. Sebastian Ironside. I was still a 30 TPE player for tonight's sim. :(

  18. Kesler

    CGY is the move, only NY has more wins in the last 10.

    1. Higgins

      Higgins

      Call up Jacob right

    2. Advantage

      Advantage

      Stockholm 10-0 in last 10

  19. Kesler

    Only one person made the post so why is there a they?

    1. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      It's "they" because you said Quebec does not want to play for me. Meaning the team itself which is more than one person

    2. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Not wanting to play for Quebec is a mistake.

  20. Kesler

    sim plz

    1. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      seconded

  21. Kesler

    The Riga Reign is like a starburst pack, nobody fucks with the orange ones.

    1. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      Well. .. they fucked with their top forward and now he he is tanking their chances 

  22. Kesler

    EZ sweep vs Calgary

    1. boubabi

      boubabi

      0-4

  23. Kesler

    My name is now teal, you dont wanna set me off or else i'll grill you like iam cooking veal, you can act like Tony stark and i'll play the man of steel, this aint no acting class and I dont care how you pretend to feel

    1. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      Stick to school there eminem jr.

  24. Kesler

    Brb in 8 seasons, gonna make these other draftees careers like like there unemployed. 

    1. STZ

      STZ

      their*

  25. Kesler

    Market is bad, only old meh players available and nobody wants to move picks.

    1. boubabi

      boubabi

      no u

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