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I wish I was a billionaire. So I could pay to have all your accounts everywhere get shut down. Oh and any future ones. Basically no internet for you salt and vinegar 

Well hello to all you people out there, some of you hate me and are counting down the days till I leave and others that don't care either way. Well guess what? you might not get rid of me that easily. After thinking about it, I may actually do one more player because while I like Orion and his story I feel that I didn't hold up to telling it as well as I thought I should. Also I kind of fell back on caring about how I wanted to manage his career. While nothing is final, I am toying with making another even more epic player with a even better story for my last player. If I do this, it will not make me anymore active so don't fear. But since I have built up so much hate and anger over the years, I can't go out in a whimper. I need to go out with a bang. I can just make Orion's last few seasons a blast (most likely option) or I can go with this new option that I have been toying with this season. But we will see how bored I am after Orion. Consider yourself up to date. Now fuck off. 

The "snow storm" that hit Toronto today, which really is more like a ice storm saw people help others out with their stuck cars, shoveling driveways and everything else. Normal things for Canadians right? well While the Toronto Legion went around shoveling driveways to help people need. One player, did not help actually what he did was downright an asshole move. Orion Slade drove around following the team in a snow plow that he bought for "shits a gigs" Well he didn't help with it. In fact he would drive up to a mound of snow and fill the driveways back over and build up the snow banks at the end of the driveways. Not only did he do this, he paid a team of people to use their snow blowers to help his efforts to stop his teams efforts. Yes you read that right, Orion hires people to use their snow blowers to slow down his hockey team. But none of which was done surprises anyone. Orion is widely viewed as a selfish player. One that only care about himself. In this case, he only cared about his own amusement. Which has left some fans saying thank fuck he is only here for one season.

While I was reading @Gooningitup player/forum retirement yesterday I started thinking how do I want mine to sound like. While I am not leaving the forum for same personal reasons that he is, I am leaving because of boredom and that I am way too busy to come on here and find this "fun" anymore. I have grown tired of this thing that we call a league. So now that I have said that, I have to start think about the perfect speech to say goodbye in but also one last fuck you in. Love antics or hate them, you all know that my retirement speech will be one for the ages. One that people will try to match. It will not just be one paragraph, I will stretch it out for weeks, months and up two the last two seasons that I am here. But what will it look like? what will it sound like? I have a few options. 
 
Sentimental
Yes I can look back at my many years here and be like hey remember that time I fucked up NY because I was bored. Wasn't that fun? or remember that time I attacked that one guy because of boredom and it just exploded into a hundred page thread? Those were the good ole days. I would also look back on the people around here that I got along with and I would say kind words about them and such. You know that touchy feely shit that some of you eat up with a spoon. Hell I could go the other extreme route and say one last fuck you to some of the morons around here that I don't like. You know a "One last kick at the can" so to speak. Then I would leave the the last sentence to be some inspirational quote about fucking around and having fun.
 
Robbie Option
Yes I have a option named after me. What is the Robbie option Robbie? Well if you have to ask that then you really don't know me and my antics. The Robbie option will have some looking back at the shit I did, but not looking back and being sad. But looking back and being proud of the suspensions, bans and general shit that I caused. I would touch upon the people that I loved to annoy and pick on because their reactions were priceless in my eyes. The more I argued with them the more I enjoyed it. This is the most Robbie way I could go out and it's the option most people would assume that I would pick.
 
Nuclear
Actually one of my favorite options to be honest. The whole "launching" one last massive attack on the league that would get me banned for life. It actually seems like something I would do and back in my hay days I would have enjoyed doing it. So why not go back to those days on my last ever day? Wouldn't that make sense? I think so. It would be fun for me and fun for you. The people that I was not attacking. But the people that I would (You already know who you are) Well... You people would beg and cry for me to get banned. Which would be giving me exactly what I wanted and needed. So in the end the league does not win I do. So in this option I get one last victory over the league and the people I like to torment.
 
Fuckery Concoction
Yes a concoction of all my options. I would most likely be nice in the very beginning of the speech and talk about nice things that I remember. Hell I would still bring up the NY fuckery (Short bus) and Killer Vegas (Being fired after slaughtering the league) because in mind those were good things but some of you people (The stupid ones) you may think those things were bad and you would say I am just gloating. Oh fucking well. It's my retirement speech and not yours. After I looked back with a nice eye, I would get all Robbie and laugh about things I used to do and things I would say. Yes this is where I would remember all things that would piss people off because well that was me. The way I want to be remembered. As the asshole that just liked to stir up shit. Then finally in the very last few pages of my speech I would just go for the jugular and just attack everyone that I don't like. In one massive attack, that would get me banned the second that the baby in Calgary read it would cry about it and then I would be gone for good. Not that I would want to return. Me getting banned would be my end goal so, getting banned would give me what I want and thus giving me the victory over you and your poor little soul. I would never return. So you would never be able to try to beat me. I would own you and you would have to go to a shrink to talk about it in years. While I would forget about you the second I get banned. I think the Concoction might actually be the best option for me since it seems like it's the most fun. 
 
Enjoy, 

Was that supposed to be funny? Am I supposed to be amused? Should I be laughing? Calling me a child is like calling him a man. Its so far from the truth you might as well say that I am a child that lives on Jupiter. Yes the gas giant that nothing can live on. Let that insane thought sink in. That's how outrageous you're being.

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

Nah I'll stick around a bit longer to torment you. I have zero reason to fake anything. Lol. Like absolutely zero reason. Like you have zero reason to call yourself a man

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

I am sure many of you are... not thinking this, but hey! this is my article so go sit on your mommies lap and suckle her teat.  But back to my article. Or... well the beginning of it. So why on earth would Orion Slade pick a team that is not the favorite to the win the cup when they had Seattle all over him like a bag of chips? Does this make sense to anyone? It doesn't to me. So lets look into the situation.
 
Orion Slade received three offers this off season. Riga a team that didn't even talk to him. Toronto with their yearly pitch with is on point. Toronto was one of the teams he wanted to play for before hanging up the skates and then Seattle yet another team he really wanted to play for. You would think the decision was a easy one. Seattle are just loaded to the brim with talent, so with Slade on the team they would just be unstoppable. Well Seattle got a bit greedy. They wanted Orion to sign for two seasons. Something that he was not really willing to do because that would have been in the very least a third of the time he had left in the league left and at most the half of it. Orion and his agent told Seattle why he could not do it. It's not because he wanted to fuck them and leave them after what looks like a sure cup. But it was because he has little time left to fuck around and bounce from team to team. He told Seattle to think about it.
 
Guess what they did? they put it to a team vote. Which is totally fine. Go right ahead and vote. You can vote on what color shoes Bana should wear with his rainbow suit. I don't care. The mistake they made was telling Orion they voted "unanimously" to say without a two year deal they shouldn't go for him. Orion's agent Robbie told them pointed out to them their error in a very Robbie way and told them to have fun during the season. 
 
All along knowing that Toronto was right there ready and willing to swoop in and grab up his client. Was Seattle always the favorite to land Orion? sure I guess you could say that. Was the Toronto offer used as leverage saying that he could just go for a one year contract with a team he wants to play for before he retires. While he does not have the best shot at a cup in Toronto, he does accomplish playing for another team. crossing off a 2nd. He just has a bunch more minus the obvious one he wouldn't ever play for. The hope for as many cups as he can get before he retires seems to have taken a backseat now to playing for as many teams as he can before he retires. If a cup or few happen to fall in his lap, that will be a happy accident. 

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

Buy a "Team Fuck You" Robbie Zimmers shirt

I am sure many of you are... not thinking this, but hey! this is my article so go sit on your mommies lap and suckle her teat.  But back to my article. Or... well the beginning of it. So why on earth would Orion Slade pick a team that is not the favorite to the win the cup when they had Seattle all over him like a bag of chips? Does this make sense to anyone? It doesn't to me. So lets look into the situation.
 
Orion Slade received three offers this off season. Riga a team that didn't even talk to him. Toronto with their yearly pitch with is on point. Toronto was one of the teams he wanted to play for before hanging up the skates and then Seattle yet another team he really wanted to play for. You would think the decision was a easy one. Seattle are just loaded to the brim with talent, so with Slade on the team they would just be unstoppable. Well Seattle got a bit greedy. They wanted Orion to sign for two seasons. Something that he was not really willing to do because that would have been in the very least a third of the time he had left in the league left and at most the half of it. Orion and his agent told Seattle why he could not do it. It's not because he wanted to fuck them and leave them after what looks like a sure cup. But it was because he has little time left to fuck around and bounce from team to team. He told Seattle to think about it.
 
Guess what they did? they put it to a team vote. Which is totally fine. Go right ahead and vote. You can vote on what color shoes Bana should wear with his rainbow suit. I don't care. The mistake they made was telling Orion they voted "unanimously" to say without a two year deal they shouldn't go for him. Orion's agent Robbie told them pointed out to them their error in a very Robbie way and told them to have fun during the season. 
 
All along knowing that Toronto was right there ready and willing to swoop in and grab up his client. Was Seattle always the favorite to land Orion? sure I guess you could say that. Was the Toronto offer used as leverage saying that he could just go for a one year contract with a team he wants to play for before he retires. While he does not have the best shot at a cup in Toronto, he does accomplish playing for another team. crossing off a 2nd. He just has a bunch more minus the obvious one he wouldn't ever play for. The hope for as many cups as he can get before he retires seems to have taken a backseat now to playing for as many teams as he can before he retires. If a cup or few happen to fall in his lap, that will be a happy accident. 

Never went from one to the other. Both were my goals from the start

So if you are just slightly even curious about the grand plan of Orion Slade, which you clearly are since you are reading this. Then well let me tell you something that you may not know. Sure you know the cup goal (slowly slipping away) and the goal to play for as many teams as he can. But what is being held under wraps is how he intends to do such things before his time is up. He has at most 4 seasons left and as little as 3. One of which is this current one. Now follow along here boys and girls. 4-1=3 OR 3-1=2 mathematically (Yes I know my slow readers, math is hard) He can technically can only play for 3 or 2 more teams. So that brings up his team total to 2+3=5 OR 2+2=4 which is well under the teams 11 teams (1 does not exist) How will Slade come up with a plan to play for 5-6 more teams? Or as many as he can. Robbie Zimmers assures that there is a plan in play that will make peoples heads spin "Look, this is my last ever client. If you don't think I game planned this out well in advance you are sadly mistaken and you will be in for a surprise. For the others that think they know, I doubt you do, so sit back and enjoy. It will be one grande finale. Most of it will be left to the final and last season. Just for dramatic effect and such"

I am sure many of you are... not thinking this, but hey! this is my article so go sit on your mommies lap and suckle her teat.  But back to my article. Or... well the beginning of it. So why on earth would Orion Slade pick a team that is not the favorite to the win the cup when they had Seattle all over him like a bag of chips? Does this make sense to anyone? It doesn't to me. So lets look into the situation.
 
Orion Slade received three offers this off season. Riga a team that didn't even talk to him. Toronto with their yearly pitch with is on point. Toronto was one of the teams he wanted to play for before hanging up the skates and then Seattle yet another team he really wanted to play for. You would think the decision was a easy one. Seattle are just loaded to the brim with talent, so with Slade on the team they would just be unstoppable. Well Seattle got a bit greedy. They wanted Orion to sign for two seasons. Something that he was not really willing to do because that would have been in the very least a third of the time he had left in the league left and at most the half of it. Orion and his agent told Seattle why he could not do it. It's not because he wanted to fuck them and leave them after what looks like a sure cup. But it was because he has little time left to fuck around and bounce from team to team. He told Seattle to think about it.
 
Guess what they did? they put it to a team vote. Which is totally fine. Go right ahead and vote. You can vote on what color shoes Bana should wear with his rainbow suit. I don't care. The mistake they made was telling Orion they voted "unanimously" to say without a two year deal they shouldn't go for him. Orion's agent Robbie told them pointed out to them their error in a very Robbie way and told them to have fun during the season. 
 
All along knowing that Toronto was right there ready and willing to swoop in and grab up his client. Was Seattle always the favorite to land Orion? sure I guess you could say that. Was the Toronto offer used as leverage saying that he could just go for a one year contract with a team he wants to play for before he retires. While he does not have the best shot at a cup in Toronto, he does accomplish playing for another team. crossing off a 2nd. He just has a bunch more minus the obvious one he wouldn't ever play for. The hope for as many cups as he can get before he retires seems to have taken a backseat now to playing for as many teams as he can before he retires. If a cup or few happen to fall in his lap, that will be a happy accident. 

While I was reading @Gooningitup player/forum retirement yesterday I started thinking how do I want mine to sound like. While I am not leaving the forum for same personal reasons that he is, I am leaving because of boredom and that I am way too busy to come on here and find this "fun" anymore. I have grown tired of this thing that we call a league. So now that I have said that, I have to start think about the perfect speech to say goodbye in but also one last fuck you in. Love antics or hate them, you all know that my retirement speech will be one for the ages. One that people will try to match. It will not just be one paragraph, I will stretch it out for weeks, months and up two the last two seasons that I am here. But what will it look like? what will it sound like? I have a few options. 
 
Sentimental
Yes I can look back at my many years here and be like hey remember that time I fucked up NY because I was bored. Wasn't that fun? or remember that time I attacked that one guy because of boredom and it just exploded into a hundred page thread? Those were the good ole days. I would also look back on the people around here that I got along with and I would say kind words about them and such. You know that touchy feely shit that some of you eat up with a spoon. Hell I could go the other extreme route and say one last fuck you to some of the morons around here that I don't like. You know a "One last kick at the can" so to speak. Then I would leave the the last sentence to be some inspirational quote about fucking around and having fun.
 
Robbie Option
Yes I have a option named after me. What is the Robbie option Robbie? Well if you have to ask that then you really don't know me and my antics. The Robbie option will have some looking back at the shit I did, but not looking back and being sad. But looking back and being proud of the suspensions, bans and general shit that I caused. I would touch upon the people that I loved to annoy and pick on because their reactions were priceless in my eyes. The more I argued with them the more I enjoyed it. This is the most Robbie way I could go out and it's the option most people would assume that I would pick.
 
Nuclear
Actually one of my favorite options to be honest. The whole "launching" one last massive attack on the league that would get me banned for life. It actually seems like something I would do and back in my hay days I would have enjoyed doing it. So why not go back to those days on my last ever day? Wouldn't that make sense? I think so. It would be fun for me and fun for you. The people that I was not attacking. But the people that I would (You already know who you are) Well... You people would beg and cry for me to get banned. Which would be giving me exactly what I wanted and needed. So in the end the league does not win I do. So in this option I get one last victory over the league and the people I like to torment.
 
Fuckery Concoction
Yes a concoction of all my options. I would most likely be nice in the very beginning of the speech and talk about nice things that I remember. Hell I would still bring up the NY fuckery (Short bus) and Killer Vegas (Being fired after slaughtering the league) because in mind those were good things but some of you people (The stupid ones) you may think those things were bad and you would say I am just gloating. Oh fucking well. It's my retirement speech and not yours. After I looked back with a nice eye, I would get all Robbie and laugh about things I used to do and things I would say. Yes this is where I would remember all things that would piss people off because well that was me. The way I want to be remembered. As the asshole that just liked to stir up shit. Then finally in the very last few pages of my speech I would just go for the jugular and just attack everyone that I don't like. In one massive attack, that would get me banned the second that the baby in Calgary read it would cry about it and then I would be gone for good. Not that I would want to return. Me getting banned would be my end goal so, getting banned would give me what I want and thus giving me the victory over you and your poor little soul. I would never return. So you would never be able to try to beat me. I would own you and you would have to go to a shrink to talk about it in years. While I would forget about you the second I get banned. I think the Concoction might actually be the best option for me since it seems like it's the most fun. 
 
Enjoy, 

While I was reading @Gooningitup player/forum retirement yesterday I started thinking how do I want mine to sound like. While I am not leaving the forum for same personal reasons that he is, I am leaving because of boredom and that I am way too busy to come on here and find this "fun" anymore. I have grown tired of this thing that we call a league. So now that I have said that, I have to start think about the perfect speech to say goodbye in but also one last fuck you in. Love antics or hate them, you all know that my retirement speech will be one for the ages. One that people will try to match. It will not just be one paragraph, I will stretch it out for weeks, months and up two the last two seasons that I am here. But what will it look like? what will it sound like? I have a few options. 
 
Sentimental
Yes I can look back at my many years here and be like hey remember that time I fucked up NY because I was bored. Wasn't that fun? or remember that time I attacked that one guy because of boredom and it just exploded into a hundred page thread? Those were the good ole days. I would also look back on the people around here that I got along with and I would say kind words about them and such. You know that touchy feely shit that some of you eat up with a spoon. Hell I could go the other extreme route and say one last fuck you to some of the morons around here that I don't like. You know a "One last kick at the can" so to speak. Then I would leave the the last sentence to be some inspirational quote about fucking around and having fun.
 
Robbie Option
Yes I have a option named after me. What is the Robbie option Robbie? Well if you have to ask that then you really don't know me and my antics. The Robbie option will have some looking back at the shit I did, but not looking back and being sad. But looking back and being proud of the suspensions, bans and general shit that I caused. I would touch upon the people that I loved to annoy and pick on because their reactions were priceless in my eyes. The more I argued with them the more I enjoyed it. This is the most Robbie way I could go out and it's the option most people would assume that I would pick.
 
Nuclear
Actually one of my favorite options to be honest. The whole "launching" one last massive attack on the league that would get me banned for life. It actually seems like something I would do and back in my hay days I would have enjoyed doing it. So why not go back to those days on my last ever day? Wouldn't that make sense? I think so. It would be fun for me and fun for you. The people that I was not attacking. But the people that I would (You already know who you are) Well... You people would beg and cry for me to get banned. Which would be giving me exactly what I wanted and needed. So in the end the league does not win I do. So in this option I get one last victory over the league and the people I like to torment.
 
Fuckery Concoction
Yes a concoction of all my options. I would most likely be nice in the very beginning of the speech and talk about nice things that I remember. Hell I would still bring up the NY fuckery (Short bus) and Killer Vegas (Being fired after slaughtering the league) because in mind those were good things but some of you people (The stupid ones) you may think those things were bad and you would say I am just gloating. Oh fucking well. It's my retirement speech and not yours. After I looked back with a nice eye, I would get all Robbie and laugh about things I used to do and things I would say. Yes this is where I would remember all things that would piss people off because well that was me. The way I want to be remembered. As the asshole that just liked to stir up shit. Then finally in the very last few pages of my speech I would just go for the jugular and just attack everyone that I don't like. In one massive attack, that would get me banned the second that the baby in Calgary read it would cry about it and then I would be gone for good. Not that I would want to return. Me getting banned would be my end goal so, getting banned would give me what I want and thus giving me the victory over you and your poor little soul. I would never return. So you would never be able to try to beat me. I would own you and you would have to go to a shrink to talk about it in years. While I would forget about you the second I get banned. I think the Concoction might actually be the best option for me since it seems like it's the most fun. 
 
Enjoy, 

I should have probably posted this as one of my last ever MS's if not my last, but oh fucking well. It's a easy write up and I can be done with it faster then your mom on her knees sucking your daddy. If you are new to this league, you should read closely since I've been around here for many actual years. I've done it all. Won many cups, pissed a ton of people and losers off, got suspended, got banned and yet I am still here. On my way out of here, I wanted to write this and tell the new peeps what they should do to make most of their time here. So listen up.
 
This is a online league. Where it should be fun to come on and just do your thing. Whatever your thing is. Be it sucking up to the old timers, being the "deer in the headlights" noob that is just "happy" to be here, stirring shit and the list goes on and on. Whatever you define "fun" you should do it. It may rub some people the wrong way but oh fucking well. You are not here to please people. You are here for your own fucking reasons. Why should you have to appease the masses? why should you have to dumb yourself down so others can have fun? just be yourself. They can ignore you if you don't like you. Ignoring is easy. If they are too politically correct it's not your fault nor is it your job to cater to their needs. Do what you find fun and run with it. You are you and they cannot change it.
 
Loyalty. Yes something I am not really known for. Hell there are times where I question know what the fuck it is. We live in a fucking world where everyone is greedy and only look out for themselves. So why stay "loyal" to fake teams with fake GM's. Sure there are some cool guys around here and you can bounce around with them. But if you want to leave a true "legacy" in a fake hockey league you really should consider only thinking about your player and not the team they are playing for. Unless the team actually is the best team (or top 2) you really should consider weaseling your way off those teams. What that creates is a more competitive environment. Teams losing players will be forced to actually be smart and not suck for so long. We have short careers here, so why in the hell should we sit on a team for two plus seasons that is in a major rebuild? it's bull shit. Consider coming up with clever conditions to your contract to get your player off those teams if they suck for too long. If they don't like it, well too fucking bad. You are not here to sit on shitty teams and watch others win over and over.
 
Be creative. Don't make up lame and boring stories for your players. Come up with some creative shit. Shit that makes people like/hate your player because they are that much better then theirs. I've had players that were Mexican Drug lords, Rightful kings of England, One even was born in space (Now you have to be born on this planet, you can thank me for that) Hell my current player is a Greek fucking god and it's fucking epic. Sure I kinda fell behind the story but oh well. My point is don't be lame. Don't be Joe Canada from Toronto Canada wanting to play for the Legion because he grew up watching the Leafs. That's fucking boring and you cannot really go far with that stupid story. If you truly want to have fun. You must make your player fun and not the lame shit that lots of people have.
 
Find loopholes. You know how many loopholes I found? My player was born in space just so I could have him play for any team in the world cup. The league made me pick one team in a attempt to stop me from fucking around. I also came up with the Guaranteed Movement Clause. Which was a clause that made teams trade me if I wanted out. The Robbie 1 2 is my rookie contract. Where I have a player option on my 3rd season. Most of the time I would no pick it up and off I went to free agency. The list goes on. Hell I have a list of loopholes that I still would like to exploit but I sadly am running out of time on here. So if you are like me and like to fuck around I will gladly pass on my list once I retire. 
 
Most of all just have fun with whatever you do on here... Other then having fun playing for Calgary. That's impossible. The league should get rid of that joke of a "team" and that complete pathetic piece of garbage GM.  

I should have probably posted this as one of my last ever MS's if not my last, but oh fucking well. It's a easy write up and I can be done with it faster then your mom on her knees sucking your daddy. If you are new to this league, you should read closely since I've been around here for many actual years. I've done it all. Won many cups, pissed a ton of people and losers off, got suspended, got banned and yet I am still here. On my way out of here, I wanted to write this and tell the new peeps what they should do to make most of their time here. So listen up.
 
This is a online league. Where it should be fun to come on and just do your thing. Whatever your thing is. Be it sucking up to the old timers, being the "deer in the headlights" noob that is just "happy" to be here, stirring shit and the list goes on and on. Whatever you define "fun" you should do it. It may rub some people the wrong way but oh fucking well. You are not here to please people. You are here for your own fucking reasons. Why should you have to appease the masses? why should you have to dumb yourself down so others can have fun? just be yourself. They can ignore you if you don't like you. Ignoring is easy. If they are too politically correct it's not your fault nor is it your job to cater to their needs. Do what you find fun and run with it. You are you and they cannot change it.
 
Loyalty. Yes something I am not really known for. Hell there are times where I question know what the fuck it is. We live in a fucking world where everyone is greedy and only look out for themselves. So why stay "loyal" to fake teams with fake GM's. Sure there are some cool guys around here and you can bounce around with them. But if you want to leave a true "legacy" in a fake hockey league you really should consider only thinking about your player and not the team they are playing for. Unless the team actually is the best team (or top 2) you really should consider weaseling your way off those teams. What that creates is a more competitive environment. Teams losing players will be forced to actually be smart and not suck for so long. We have short careers here, so why in the hell should we sit on a team for two plus seasons that is in a major rebuild? it's bull shit. Consider coming up with clever conditions to your contract to get your player off those teams if they suck for too long. If they don't like it, well too fucking bad. You are not here to sit on shitty teams and watch others win over and over.
 
Be creative. Don't make up lame and boring stories for your players. Come up with some creative shit. Shit that makes people like/hate your player because they are that much better then theirs. I've had players that were Mexican Drug lords, Rightful kings of England, One even was born in space (Now you have to be born on this planet, you can thank me for that) Hell my current player is a Greek fucking god and it's fucking epic. Sure I kinda fell behind the story but oh well. My point is don't be lame. Don't be Joe Canada from Toronto Canada wanting to play for the Legion because he grew up watching the Leafs. That's fucking boring and you cannot really go far with that stupid story. If you truly want to have fun. You must make your player fun and not the lame shit that lots of people have.
 
Find loopholes. You know how many loopholes I found? My player was born in space just so I could have him play for any team in the world cup. The league made me pick one team in a attempt to stop me from fucking around. I also came up with the Guaranteed Movement Clause. Which was a clause that made teams trade me if I wanted out. The Robbie 1 2 is my rookie contract. Where I have a player option on my 3rd season. Most of the time I would no pick it up and off I went to free agency. The list goes on. Hell I have a list of loopholes that I still would like to exploit but I sadly am running out of time on here. So if you are like me and like to fuck around I will gladly pass on my list once I retire. 
 
Most of all just have fun with whatever you do on here... Other then having fun playing for Calgary. That's impossible. The league should get rid of that joke of a "team" and that complete pathetic piece of garbage GM.  

If you came in here to read that he regrets signing with Helsinki you would be right to assume such things because his stats are horrible and the team is not dominating the way it should. So far into his career he has two VHLM championships and 1 VHL championship. You would think that he would be happy with where he is in his career. But facts and stats do not lie, Orion Slade is so far the worst forward that the Robbie Agency has signed and it's not even close. His stats are low and that's putting it nicely. One would argue that he plays for an offensive powerhouse and his talents are hidden by better players. Maybe he should have signed with Seattle, who are the best team in the league. He would be the offensive force there. Or maybe he should have gone to Toronto, he would have probably dug them out of the bottom of the league. But he signed in Helsinki after dragging on the decision till the end of free agency. But if you ask him if he regrets signing he says "Regret is a strong word, I only regret going for the modest 3some last night when I could have easily had three girls. I also regret making fun of Calgary during my free agency. But it's hard to make fun of a team that does not exist. People who are dead cannot GM teams, that is a fact. So a team that says a dead person is their GM does not exist. Fuck em"

So I saw the poll on if we should unban Boubabi and I think to myself why is it even a fucking question. It should be a solid fucking yes. Not because of what he brings to the league and all that shitty league related stuff. Nay. Not that. I think it should happen for more selfish reasons. I have been for a long time been told that i was a great troll and the penultimate asshole around here till he came around. That he would say shit that I wouldn't and such. Hell people even accused me of caring too much to not cross the lines that he did. Do you forget the shit I did? I was called the fucking trolliest of trolls and so on. I crossed lines like it was no ones business. Hell I had people wondering why I was never perma banned. Hell I crossed lines that he would never. Because I was so good and finding shit that cut deep and I kept on it till you cracked. I was cool under "pressure" and never got mad. I just had fun with it. You could be sitting their fuming and wondering wtf why isn't Robbie mad. Well because I found it funny and amusing. Boubabi would have no chance against me. So unban his ass so I can make him quit. The league owes me this as a retirement gift for the years of servitude. 
 
Good night and fuck you 

Well... Well.. Well... look who went 24th and is rocketing up the rankings