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I pitched to everyone I could (lost a good few because they created while I was at work). I do think an empty team isn't that appealing to new people.

Welcome to the rush media and series I will post randomly going over news around the rush we got some great news for today trades, captains and a gm update
Let's start with a gm update, Nathaniel Minion has came forward about truly wanting a cup we planned to interview em but he announced today that he tested positive for Covid so no interview this week moving on to trades 
 
Trade #1
Istanbul receives:
Jason Coiner
Nagy AL
S83 GEN 1st
 
Geneva receives:
Perry Laperriere
 
Trade #2
Vasteras receives:
Christopher Young
Geneva receives:
Craig Martin
S83 BRA 4th
 
Trade #3
Vasteras receives:
Daniel Clarke
Geneva receives:
Jordan Heavens
 
It is clear the are building for a cup with this roster everymove makes em better, the team is fifth right now and just getting better, the gm have hinted to one more trade happening before trade deadline then no more till, lots of questions what that trade will be all we can do now is guess. Now moving onto captains 

Image made by @Agito
We did get words for the gm on this as well
“We let the players vote they picked, tho even tho only three can wear the C and As to us anybody on the team could have but it on and did a great job, we are not saying the the captains get more of a say, everyone gets a say and every does the best they can and that is who we do things here.”
And that's it for todays rush media see you sometime in the future!

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Bek told a user to "fuck off", even if he is friends with dil he shouldn't be bringing down the hammer like that

Repeat Offender - October edition - link to a flipbook
                       

A 3D turntable of Leonard Triller getting off a quick snap shot!  Let me know what you think!  Only thing that gets me is that I can't make the BG fog loop so the gif has that pop.


 
 

In light of the recent controversial posts "Different Locker Room Characters" and the bans to members Jruutu and Bedirhan, user JardyB10 has analyzed the work of Jruutu analyzing the work done by Bedirhan. In JardyB10s analyzation, he seemed to reach the conclusion that members Jruutu and Bedirhan were related, although he never explicitly said it. This can be seen in the following.
 
JardyB10 quotes Jruutu, who is quoting Bedirhan.
Jardy then continues to show the following posts made by sam.
Jardy then concludes his VHL.com article with a barrage of questioning face emojis and this gif: 
 
With these few comments made by Jardy, we can conclude that he is speculating on the relation between members Jruutu and Bedirhan. The possibility of them being related, perhaps even a big bro little bro situation is likely. Jruutu and Bedirhan both talked about the little bro behind banned leading to the ban of the big bro. In the real situation of Bedirhan and Jruutu, Bedirhan was banned which was immediately followed by a ban to memeber Jruutu. It seems as if Jardy has fair ground to stand on here pointing out the potential for these members to be brothers. I am here to examine this claim.
 
BEDIRHAN: THE FACTS
 
Bedirhan joined the VHL on July 26th. He claims to be from Turkey and has also mentioned that he will soon be turning 17 on October 19th (Bedirhan, 2022). Being from Turkey, it is assumed that english is not his first language, we can also assume this due to how incoherent everything he says is. Bedirhan is known to be a bit of a pot stirrer, constantly picking fights with members such as myself. All of this: FACT
 
FOLLOWING NEW INFORMATION FROM MY SOURCES BEDIRHAN IS FROM NETHERLANDS WITH TURKISH DESCENT BUT HE LIVES IN TURKEY I THINK BUT ALSO HE GOES TO NETHERLANDS.
 
BEDIRHAN: THE RUMOURS
 
Since Bedirhans arrival in the VHL he has made multiple claims that nobody has been able to prove nor debunk. A few of these claims in rapid form. Bedirhan is a franchise changer. He can bench 400 lbs with all of his energy. He can do university level physic questions in seconds. He is the best rapper. There are two billion Bedirhans in Turkey. There are 5000 Bedirhans in Turkey. He has a six pack and oiles it up using special expensive oil because he is a model who works full time. He is going to go to North Korea and make them free. He has no idea when his birthday is. He drinks capacino with 5 sugar. He skateboards, muscle trains, plays American football, eats a lot of meat and is a freak of nature. He doesn't want to join a sport because they're weak. He will beat me in an arm wrestle :(. His father was a dishwasher (worse than me). He's like really big fatty. His girlfriend is amazing. Bedirhan has made a lot of other claims although I believe this is enough to help you understand him. Although the most important rumour has not come from him, but from JardyB10, and this rumour is that he is the brother of VHL member Jruutu.
 
JRUUTU: THE FACTS
 
Jruutu is old as hell and joined the VHL on February 9th, 2015. His age is unknown according to my sources all though he is estimated to be at least 25 with a mental age of 14. I personally look up to Jruutu in certain ways like his creativity. Although, I look down on him sometimes such as when he posted a f****light to the forums. We know that Jruutu is older than Bedirhan, leaving the possibility of him being the older bro wide open. Jruutu is from Finland, which is north of Turkey, but not too far away. All of this: FACT
 
JRUUTU: THE RUMOUR
 
The main rumour surrounding Jruutu here is if he is related to Bedirhan, which resulted in him getting a ban from the VHL.
 
MY CONCLUSION:
Following my investigation between Jruutu and Bedirhan. I have come to the conclusion that not enough evidence is present between the two men. JardyB10 made an assumption based on a few coincidences and until proven otherwise, his assumptions stand. Until further comments can be made from both Jruutu and Bedirhan. THIS CASE IS CLOSED.
 

1. At this point of the season, what has been the highlight for the Vancouver Wolves to date?
 
Acquiring Biggie Cheese, their best player. Cheese is much better than Nico Pearce @Spartan
 
 
2. Three games remaining as I write this press conference so what expectation or any goals do you have remaining for these three games? (Team or player)
 
I set a career high in goals so that was cool.
 
3. Do you think we can still catch Calgary Wranglers for first in the conference with the three games remaining? Does it matter if we finish first?
 
I'm from the future, we did not catch them. I don't think it matters, we would most likely have to play either Seattle or D.C. anyways and they're both good.
 
4. Looking ahead to the first round of the play-offs, who would you like to meet in the first round of the play-offs? Why?
 
D.C. I guess. Some weird shit would've had to happen for us not to.
 
5. Let’s assume we get through the conference of death and make it to the Continental Cup Finals, who would you like to meet in the finals? Why?
 
London because they are pretty bid, they just got carried hard by Jerome.
 
6. Fill in the blank:
Vancouver Wolves will be Continental Champions if they win 3 seven game playoff series in a row.

1. At this point of the season, what has been the highlight for the Vancouver Wolves to date?
 
Acquiring Biggie Cheese, their best player. Cheese is much better than Nico Pearce @Spartan
 
 
2. Three games remaining as I write this press conference so what expectation or any goals do you have remaining for these three games? (Team or player)
 
I set a career high in goals so that was cool.
 
3. Do you think we can still catch Calgary Wranglers for first in the conference with the three games remaining? Does it matter if we finish first?
 
I'm from the future, we did not catch them. I don't think it matters, we would most likely have to play either Seattle or D.C. anyways and they're both good.
 
4. Looking ahead to the first round of the play-offs, who would you like to meet in the first round of the play-offs? Why?
 
D.C. I guess. Some weird shit would've had to happen for us not to.
 
5. Let’s assume we get through the conference of death and make it to the Continental Cup Finals, who would you like to meet in the finals? Why?
 
London because they are pretty bid, they just got carried hard by Jerome.
 
6. Fill in the blank:
Vancouver Wolves will be Continental Champions if they win 3 seven game playoff series in a row.

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I think it's so he can use every type of font decoration in one post.

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I think I may be putting in too much effort for my TPE.

1. Holly cow have things changed in Vancouver after a very average 12-12-1 record last week the team is now 24-12-3 after today’s game. What has changed and do think the team is this good?
 
I think the team found some chemistry. It's a completely different roster than it was last season
 
2. Nico Pearce @Spartan now leads the league with 60 pts but we should also mention we have three players in the top 10 of league scoring with Alexandre Leduc @Lemorse7 (52pts) and Anze Miklavz @kelvi(51pts). Do you expect that these three can maintain the offense for the team?
 
I don't see why not Miklavz and Leduc were right up there last season with Riga, and Pearce is arguably one of the best players in the league.
 
3. Brandt Fuhr @Tate current leads the league in wins with 24 and is tied for second in the league with 2.37 goals against average. What does it mean to play in front of a solid, consistent goaltender every game?
 
You don't have to feel like every shot against is a death sentence. It's very calming to have someone like that in goal.
 
4. The Power defenders, Nathan Powers and Wattson Power; are currently tied on the team for the most blocked shots at 87. What gift should Fuhr @Tate buy these two at Christmas time this season for lay their bodies on the line to aid him?
 
Probably a steak dinner, preferably at a nice establishment.
 
5. After another incident at the Vancouver arena the other day involving snakes, what animal are you the most afraid of and why?
 
I am not a huge fan of lizards, snakes, or anything that lives in the ocean. The ocean is scary.
 
6. Last question already? Maybe a riddle or a fill in the statement question? Hum, Lets go with a fillin the blank question as I am not feeling riddles today:
 
Vancouver will continue to win if we keep scoring more goals than the other team does.

1. Holly cow have things changed in Vancouver after a very average 12-12-1 record last week the team is now 24-12-3 after today’s game. What has changed and do think the team is this good?
 
I think the team found some chemistry. It's a completely different roster than it was last season
 
2. Nico Pearce @Spartan now leads the league with 60 pts but we should also mention we have three players in the top 10 of league scoring with Alexandre Leduc @Lemorse7 (52pts) and Anze Miklavz @kelvi(51pts). Do you expect that these three can maintain the offense for the team?
 
I don't see why not Miklavz and Leduc were right up there last season with Riga, and Pearce is arguably one of the best players in the league.
 
3. Brandt Fuhr @Tate current leads the league in wins with 24 and is tied for second in the league with 2.37 goals against average. What does it mean to play in front of a solid, consistent goaltender every game?
 
You don't have to feel like every shot against is a death sentence. It's very calming to have someone like that in goal.
 
4. The Power defenders, Nathan Powers and Wattson Power; are currently tied on the team for the most blocked shots at 87. What gift should Fuhr @Tate buy these two at Christmas time this season for lay their bodies on the line to aid him?
 
Probably a steak dinner, preferably at a nice establishment.
 
5. After another incident at the Vancouver arena the other day involving snakes, what animal are you the most afraid of and why?
 
I am not a huge fan of lizards, snakes, or anything that lives in the ocean. The ocean is scary.
 
6. Last question already? Maybe a riddle or a fill in the statement question? Hum, Lets go with a fillin the blank question as I am not feeling riddles today:
 
Vancouver will continue to win if we keep scoring more goals than the other team does.

Hello. I am a_Ferk and I'm the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. Mississauga is currently in a rebuild and we aren't competitive this season. However, we would be able to offer you first line minutes.
 
If that sounds good to you, quote this post and add #releasethehounds.