Dom 1,445 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 We are a few days before S75, most people still don't know your name and you wanna be famous. Here is a few ways to get the spotlight in a good and not so good way. 1. Take a break in the middle of a game to buy a hot-dog The advantage of being a VHL player is that even if the hot-dogs in the arenas are expensive as f**k, you're rich! Why not taking advantage of it? 2. Get drunk before a game It is fun to play hockey but its even more fun when there is 2 pucks on your stick 3. Invest in criminal organizations Your 2 millions dollars contract is not enough? There is plenty of ways to make more and the best part of it is that once you get caught, you get on the front page of the newspaper, Isn't that so nice? 4. Become a pyromaniac If you burn the arena after a overtime loss, you can be sure that everyone will hear of you. 5. Drop the cup You are the backup goalie of the team that won the cup, you didn't play a single playoff game but you want people to remember you. Drop the cup and everybody will remember you. 6. Insult your fans This will make yourself known untill you have no longer fans. 7. Create an Onlyfans We are in 2020, its the new trend. 8. Pick your nose at the face-off. Its even better if you wipe it on your pants 9. Start a fast-food diet Every players in the VHL are fit, you won't get yourself known for being fit, so why not become fat? Might even be a good strategy for a goalie. 10. Sleep on the bench An hockey game can be pretty long, just sleep untill the game its your shift, you might get your place on the bloopers by the end of the season. tcookie, Red, mattyIceman and 10 others 3 8 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,130 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 11. Lick your opponents Everyone knows who Brad Marchand is, and they'll know you too for this gross invasion of personal space. Dom 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-796899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeMrtz 574 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 12. Start a conspiracy theory about your opponents It may not be believable, but hey, Halifax has the permanent reputation of a cult now (smh @GustavMattias) McWolf, Gustav, Jayrad28 and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-796908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1) Never change your username / discord name / avatar / discord avatar. Pick something and stay with it through your entire 1st career and possibly 2nd career. Once you're established, you can make slight changes. 2) Be nice to people, or if you're going to be mean to people, you better be able to back it up in heated debate against numerous other VHLers at a time. 3) earn 12 capped tpe per week Rayzor_7, Victor, Jayrad28 and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-796919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, gorlab said: 1) Never change your username / discord name / avatar / discord avatar. Pick something and stay with it through your entire 1st career and possibly 2nd career. Once you're established, you can make slight changes. 2) Be nice to people, or if you're going to be mean to people, you better be able to back it up in heated debate against numerous other VHLers at a time. 3) earn 12 capped tpe per week Get gorlab to make you a nice profile picture of beaviss and he will use it forever. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-796925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazzer 759 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Also don't spell correctly. Never spell correctly. Like why was cups fromtheinside 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-796935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JigglyGumballs 1,056 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 13. Get really horny. The horny police will automatically be on your ass as a result and everyone will know that you're the horny guy. Dom and mattyIceman 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-796943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 15 hours ago, Beaviss said: Get gorlab to make you a nice profile picture of beaviss and he will use it forever. whoever made your current one did a pretty good job tbh Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, gorlab said: whoever made your current one did a pretty good job tbh RIP @Arthur Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Get publicly accused semi kidding but semi not kidding by a commissioner of you and your brother being a multi of a well known and problematic past member. @JardyB10 Edited November 17, 2020 by flyersfan1453 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,112 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 11/16/2020 at 8:01 PM, Doomsday said: 11. Lick your opponents Everyone knows who Brad Marchand is, and they'll know you too for this gross invasion of personal space. Take this a step further and bite them. Ask 100 people about the Tyson-Holyfield ear bite, and 95 of them will know what you're talking about, this much later. There are people who don't know anything about soccer who know Luis Suarez. Biting people is a quick way to notoriety. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitingDeath 3,183 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 11/17/2020 at 2:42 AM, gorlab said: 1) Never change your username / discord name / avatar / discord avatar. Pick something and stay with it through your entire 1st career and possibly 2nd career. Once you're established, you can make slight changes. 2) Be nice to people, or if you're going to be mean to people, you better be able to back it up in heated debate against numerous other VHLers at a time. 3) earn 12 capped tpe per week Atleast i waited long enough for point 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,745 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Post boobs. mediocrepony and gorlab 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigAL 2,176 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Review 10/10. There’s too much serious stuff on the site and this ain’t it. Great re-definition of “known”. Definitely missed some low hanging fruit fresh in our minds, like draft rigging and hold outs. 9/10 keep it up! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quik 4,113 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Get high level staff position, go on vacation, don't come back for 6 months Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromtheinside 1,290 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 11/16/2020 at 9:26 PM, JigglyGumballs said: 13. Get really horny. The horny police will automatically be on your ass as a result and everyone will know that you're the horny guy. can confirm Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/95363-how-to-get-known-in-the-vhl/#findComment-797988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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