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  1. FacePuncher

    Friend trying to explain to me how drinking is bad......bitch who tf u talking to?

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    2. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      And I become ADwyer87. Then it's on

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      The pending shitstorm awaits.

       

      Let's all change our names to each other's names and mindfuck the whole league.

    4. Devise

      Devise

      .....

       

      ..........

       

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  2. FacePuncher

    Quick, some stat guy, what is the greatest forward/dman duo in VHL history?

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    2. Higgins

      Higgins

      Did someone say burgers?

    3. Baozi

      Baozi

      XXX and Smarch

    4. Devise

      Devise

      Richardson and O'Malley 

  3. FacePuncher

    What's max weight and min height that STHS allows?

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      FUCK realism, my player's name is SkateFast McChunky and his render is fucking Fat Bastard!

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      So @JardyB10 would a 5'0", 400 pound player be allowed?

    4. JardyB10

      JardyB10

      Sure.

  4. FacePuncher

    @JardyB10 hedgehog might want me removed from Bratislava's LR. I've posted there many times before but apparently only NOW is it "uncool" :P 

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    2. hedgehog337

      hedgehog337

      I'm not sure I'm gonna compete in S53, I probably I'm gonna wish you a good luck and GTS again. 

    3. Devise

      Devise

      Perhaps you guys should be tagging the Admins who actually do this type of stuff. @JardyB10 mostly sims, and gets drunk. It's @Draper or @Higgins that you want. 

    4. JardyB10

      JardyB10

      I did this almost immediately though.

  5. FacePuncher

    Someone needs to give me a rundown of XP because I just found out it was a thing in two leagues and have no idea how it works

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      What's the S47 Experience Points then?

  6. FacePuncher

    Didn't log on for 5 hours, according to some in the SHL that means I'm inactive

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    2. JPL

      JPL

      I  will be the best Backup Backup Goalie ever

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      I'll vote you for MVP

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      5 hours? Shit, what's that make me over there, comatose?

  7. FacePuncher

    how da heck dis new PT stuffs werk

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      do i claim it all at once in my update thread?

    3. Beketov

      Beketov

      Nope, once per week since the same weekly cap applies. Just update with the same link with like (1/4) kinda thing.

    4. Beketov

      Beketov

      Nope, once per week since the same weekly cap applies. Just update with the same link with like (1/4) kinda thing.

  8. FacePuncher

    It's hard to do a draft when half the GMs don't show up #smdh #yougetpaidTPEforthis

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Hey man, it's what I do

    3. scoop

      scoop

      oh dang well at least treat her right k?

       

       

      nvm, I forgot I don't have a girl lol oops

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      That's because I stole here :shades:

  9. FacePuncher

    Shouldn't the GM post their team's TC? Or am I missing some announcement?

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Not saying it's bad, just saying it's pretty lazy lol

    3. Will

      Will

      he's away for the weekend and restricted to mobile :-(

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Mobile = better

  10. FacePuncher

    I have two preliminary rosters up for Team Mercenaries, I'm excited!

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    2. evrydayimbyfuglien

      evrydayimbyfuglien

      Where are these rosters!?!

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      @evrydayimbyfuglien

      http://www.vhlforum.com/index.php?/forum/317-nation-forums/

      so far only Team USA and Team Western Europe are posted. I have to wait for everyone else first :/ 

    4. evrydayimbyfuglien

      evrydayimbyfuglien

      Oh, yeah, duh, I forgot that you're the leftovers. My bad.

  11. FacePuncher

    Also RIP to @Cuffy's prediction points

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    2. Cuffy

      Cuffy

      Shit

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      I warned ye

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      I WARNED YE

  12. FacePuncher

    Fuck u @Smarch for locking the thread before I could post my meme

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      We are safe nowhere...

    3. Smarch

      Smarch

      Lol I'll leave you alone now 

    4. Higgins

      Higgins

      power trippin

  13. FacePuncher

    #RickAstley4GM. He's never gonna let you down

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    2. Victor

      Victor

      rude

    3. Daniel

      Daniel

      I tried being nice and it got me nowhere :unsure2:

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Not cool bro

  14. FacePuncher

    Lesson #1, keep memes on hand at all times

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    2. Phil

      Phil

      1bgg7n.jpg

    3. jRuutu

      jRuutu

      Good maymay can save your life.

    4. Toast

      Toast

      too many limes

  15. FacePuncher

    Is the TPE reward for VHLM GMs recruiting a first gen who gets over 50 TPE still a thing? I have one TPE I wanna collect for my 3rd guy in 2 seasons :D 

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    2. Frank

      Frank

      @Higgins hurry the fuck up mans been waiting 18 hours

    3. Higgins

      Higgins

      Yes @Frank

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      @Frank is bae

  16. FacePuncher

    Podarok bitches! Coming to take your mom out on a date to a nice restaurant and call her back a few times, but in the end decide that it's just not working out

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    2. jRuutu

      jRuutu

      Hah! Joke is on you! My mom is a man!

    3. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      Hahaha if your mom is a man that makes him your 2nd dad. So nope

    4. jRuutu

      jRuutu

      Lies

  17. FacePuncher

    RIP to @der meister'S Prediction TPE

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Ok but if what you get is 0 don't no come crying to me! You've been warned

    3. der meister

      der meister

      Read that as "please blame me for any missed tpe".

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      I WARNED YE

  18. FacePuncher

    So is there no VHLM info before S35?

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    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      You're the man, Higgins

    3. JardyB10

      JardyB10

      Yeah, the indexes were the same until a season or two ago when the VHL and VHLM split entirely. But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be a way to recover anything before S17.

    4. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Very sad. And very odd

  19. FacePuncher

    2nd straight VHL article with Coca Cola in it. Also includes Dadonov and me

    1. Daniel

      Daniel

      :unsure2:

    2. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      @Daniel it's good stuff

    3. eaglesfan0366

      eaglesfan0366

      that's a bannin

  20. FacePuncher

    I need to start quoting @eaglesfan036 in all my Calgary disses, I thought he would see them but alas he has not

    1. eaglesfan036

      eaglesfan036

      banned

    2. Phil

      Phil

      commished

    3. Victor

      Victor

      if you say Calgary 3 times into a mirror you become a Gow

  21. FacePuncher

    Podarok not making any major announcements, so go fuck yourself

    1. Banackock

      Banackock

      The Seattle Bears approve this message.

    2. eaglesfan036

      eaglesfan036

      banned

    3. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      SWC3 is more important so he don't give a shit

  22. FacePuncher

    I can do these now

    1. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      You couldn't before?

    2. Will

      Will

      The world is your oyster now

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      So I just break it open, take whatever is valuable inside, and then sell the rest to a restaurant?

  23. FacePuncher

    Why do all my notifications just say "X quotes you in a topic"? which topic?!?

    1. Devise

      Devise

      @Draper broke the notifications, turn your anger on him! :P 

    2. Will

      Will

      No idea :S safe to assume it came in the same update as the Leaderboard, ill look into it 

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      No problem, not a huge loss. Though I am prepared to riot!

  24. FacePuncher

    My March Madness bracket is shit now, time to make my Frozen Four picks!

    1. eaglesfan036

      eaglesfan036

      I had UConn going all the way :))

    2. CowboyinAmerica

      CowboyinAmerica

      I've still got all my Final Four and six of my Elite 8 (thanks Utah and West Virginia). Only mid-pack with my bracket right now, but still feeling good until my Maryland Final Four pick undoubtedly gets destroyed.

    3. FacePuncher

      FacePuncher

      Nice man! I've got 5 of my elite eight and three of my final four, not terrible but still...

  25. FacePuncher

    Fun Fact: both of the goalies taken in the first round of the S48 draft were traded for a Clegane the next year

    1. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      You're always on point with the fun facts.

    2. Victor

      Victor

      dat shit crae

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