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    HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 4/17/2022 at 8:37 AM, N0HBDY said:

    1. It's preseason time folks, are you excited? How do you think we'll do?

    2. How'd you do on your predictions for last season?

    3. Were you present for our very own Beketov's zoo tycoon charity live stream?

    4. Did you enter in for the VHFL this season?

    5. Are you happy with the decision by the team to name Kristof Welch, Brois Tsezar, James Teekirque, and David Tavau captains?

    6. Also it's currently Easter, do you have any special plans?

     

    @Tbeez99@Tyler@Mistxh J@Toast@Gwdjohnson@Big Bob@Ahma@Mongoose87@hockeyis66@Juice@comrade cat

    1. We are going to win 6 championships straight

    2. I did not do them so I did not do well :(

    3. No lol, but sounds like a time. Maybe if he did Dino tycoon more peeps would join 👀 far superior game

    4. Heck yes, and I missed my pick so I was booted out. Hopefully I can get back in :(

    5. Who wouldn't be? These guys are top tier class act pros

    6. If I had known it was Easter before hand, maybe... I did make a tasty ham though so yea... #HASBULLA

    Unofficial VHLM Magazine

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    15 minutes ago, Baozi said:

     

    But why would you want all different people all the time? If we're talking about a product here, then ideally you want the best product on the shelf, not rotating staff that makes it hard to incorporate or have the mag look different every week.

     

    I think ideally VHL is a community-based forum and runs on incorporating all members into activities where and when it's possible. This isn't Sport Illustrated or TIME. Having rotating designers and writers based on who wants to do it also caters to individuals schedules and allows newer members to practice, improve, get experience, and be involved - this is the way. 

     

    Star Wars Disney Plus GIF by Disney+

     

    Community-based magazine where all can have opportunities to contribute with wavering quality >>>>>>>>>>>> repeat product with unrealistically high standards and pressure on those who need to have output

     

    And yes should be all PT regardless :)

    Mexico City Kings Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted · Edited by Motzaburger

    17 hours ago, youloser1337 said:

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    Press Conference

    Week Ending 3/6/22

    (Answer 6 Questions for 2 Capped TPE)

     

    1. Happy Trade Deadline Week! Any trades you wish we made?
    2. What do you think of our newest defenseman, AK92 Wit da Hoodie?
    3. We just had a huge comeback victory against our rival the Aces. What are your thoughts about that? Game Link
    4. Brandt Fuhr currently has 3 shutouts to his name. Do you see anymore this season?
    5. Matt Rooster is the point leader on the team and tied with the most goals right now. How critical is it to have him on our team heading into the playoffs?
    6. If playoffs started today, we would be facing the Ottawa Lynx in round 1. How do you think the series would play out?
    7. As the season draws to the end, what would you like to accomplish before the draft?
    8. Any stress in your life right now?

    3) ez dubs against degenerate gamblers

    4) at least 4 more 👀

    5) rooster better not become a chicken in playoffs

    6) it would end up with a dead pack of lynx on the road

    7) not get drafted back into europe where I am currently exiled for terrorizing all nations with my hasbulla-ness

    8) LMAOOOOOOO don't go to grad school, and don't go again after 🤣

    Unofficial VHLM Magazine

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Cause VSN notoriously is mismanaged, and over works and under pays staff 👀 

     

    VHL magazine would provide an opportunity for more members to collaborate rather than the same few writers/designers doing the same things over and over while no one else can join (pending staff turnover). 

     

    Great to see magazine coming back though. I wanted to do this a few years back as well just never enough time and still don't. 

    Mexico City Kings Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 2/21/2022 at 4:18 PM, youloser1337 said:

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    Press Conference

    Week Ending 2/27/22

    (Answer 6 Questions for 2 Capped TPE)

     

    1. What do you think of your players performance / team performance as we draw closer to the trade deadline?
    2. Any fun ideas for the theme week this week?
    3. We need a nickname for the dynamic duo of Brandt Fuhr and Freddy Freeze. Can you come up with something?
    4. Our top line is dangerous. They all have over PPG so far this season. Do you think they can keep the heat going until playoffs?
    5. What is something you wish you can improve on with your player during your time in the VHLM before jumping to the VHLE or VHL?
    6. How would you rate the trade for Goncalves and Solyom?
    7. How is the weather over by you? Getting warmer/cooler yet?
    8. How is your favorite sport team doing right now? As a depressed Islander fan, horrible lol.

    1. We are better than everyone

    2. VHL Dream team has MGS on it

    3. The BFFFs

    4. Of course. PP big and strong. Not little and weak. 

    5. HASBULLA FIGHT NO NEED IMPROVE

    6. I don't know who any of those players are :) 

     

     

    HASBULLA NUMBER 1

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    53 minutes ago, Hogan said:

    please never put my name in one of your articles i dont like it and further mentions of me will make me a unhappy little boy

     

    Double-down on the Hogan mentions. Got you loud and clear small muscle weak feeble child :) 

    HASBULLA NUMBER 1

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said:

    мем хуйня и ты тоже 

     

    boiiii 

    держи один глаз открытым сегодня вечером. твоя кончина близка юному падавану

    HASBULLA NUMBER 1

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    HASBULLA NUMBER 1 IN ALL OF VHL

     

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    Caption: HASBULLA getting ready for the big Mexico City Game.

     

    ХАСБУЛЛА Магомедов — лучший игрок РХЗП, вышедший в ВХЛ за прошедшее столетие.

    ХАСБУЛЛА лучше всех забивает все голы со всех мест.

    ХАСБУЛЛА сражается со всеми мужчинами на льду и хладнокровно оставляет их. ХАСБУЛА всегда побеждает.

    ХАСБУЛЛА не любит хейтеров в ВХЛ, потому что ОН НЕ МАЛЕНЬКИЙ! ОН БОЛЬШОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК С БОЛЬШИМИ КУЛАКАМИ И БОЛЬШИМ СЕРДЦЕМ.

     

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    Caption: HASBULLA practices puck-handling in a traditional way (Mandolorian music in bg). 

     

    ХАСБУЛЛА НАКАЖЕТ ВСЕХ, КТО СКАЖЕТ ИНОЕ.

    Когда HASBULLA попадает на лед в VHLM, все съеживаются от страха. ХАСБУЛЛА настолько страшна. Просто посмотри на него.

    HASBULLA собирается раздавить всех игроков VHLM, как маленьких людей, которыми они и являются.

    ХАСБУЛЛА номер один

     

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    Caption: HASBULLA and his pet monkey named @rory.

     

    ХАСБУЛЛА не пишет эту статью. Кто-то еще из другого места где-то еще.

    Хоган поклонится ХАСБУЛЛЕ.

    ХАСБУЛЛА не нуждается в модерации.

    ХАСБУЛЛА покорит сначала ЛИГУ, а затем МИР ХОККЕЯ.

    ХАСБУЛЛА - лучший хоккеист с незапамятных времен, когда Путин создал землю и небо. ХАСБУЛЛА сродни ИИСУСУ.

     

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    Caption: HASBULLA undressing out of his Mexico City Kings uniform. 

     

    ХАСБУЛЛА УХОДИТ.

     

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    HASBULLA magomedov is the best player from the RCCP to join the VHL in the past century. 

    HASBULLA is the greatest at scoring all goals from all places. 

    HASBULLA fights all men on ice and leaves them in cold blood. HASBULLA always wins. 

    HASBULLA does not like the haters in the VHL because HE IS NOT SMALL! HE IS BIG MAN WITH BIG FISTS AND BIG HEART. 

    HASBULLA WILL PUNISH ALL WHO SAY OTHERWISE. 

    When HASBULLA hits the ice in the VHLM, all cower in fear. HASBULLA is that scary. Just look at him. 

    HASBULLA is going to crush all VHLM players like the little people they are. 

    HASBULLA is number one. 

    HASBULLA is not writing this article. Is someone else from other place somewhere else. 

    Hogan will bow down to HASBULLA. 

    HASBULLA needs no moderation. 

    HASBULLA will conquer first the LEAGUE, next the WORLD of HOCKEY. 

    HASBULLA is best hockey player since dawn of time, when Putin created the earth  and heavens. HASBULLA is akin to JESUS. 


    HASBULLA OUT. 

     

     

    Mexico City Kings Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, Vice said:

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    Press Conference

    Week Ending 2/20/22

    (Answer 6 Questions for 2 Capped TPE)

     

    1. Makin' steaks and then after...makin 

      Spoiler

      LOVE

      2. EZPZ with HASBULLA on the squad

    2. 3. Tough to tell at this point. Could be anyone's spot to grab in a few weeks

    3. 4. Yes. GO RAMS! GO FOOTBALL! GO MY FANTASY TEAM THAT CHANGES EACH YEAR!

    4. 5. Steaks and other activities

    5. 6. Probably a member. Will not name names. hehehehehehehehehehe

     

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