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    My favorite things about the WJC

    in Archived Media Spots

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    10 minutes ago, rjfryman said:

    Fonzi was a great first partner whom i wish i had more time with but he was a great barometer on what I needed as a partner and what could be done with two people striving for the same goal.

    It's sad because I think we worked on this together twice. I think if we were given something else in this league, I have no doubt in my mind that we would mesh extremely well.

     

    I was also had a random thought the other day. I've known you since day 1 of joining the league. I joined, you were the AGM of Halifax and we all had a blast in the Halifax LR. If I'm not mistaken, @Acydburn had already joined the team, @Thranduil was the GM and you were the AGM. So, I have a lot of thanks to all 3 of you for keeping me active and interested in this league. If it wasn't there from the first day, I'd probably be IA right now. Keep being awesome RJ

    Butts in Europe

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    Europe is so nice. Today, I woke up and decided to go out and have a nice espresso. I had this kannebulle cinnamon bun thing. On god maybe the best thing I've ever eaten in my entire life. Like, I'm pretty sure I think this is what I'm convincing Marcus to learn how to make but with the gains tagline next to it. I mean, imagine some P R O T E I N powder in there. It's would be tasty as fuck in my opinion. I've been on the hunt here for some sugar free maple syrup as well. I'm realizing really quickly that I'm no longer in Canada now.

     

    Have you ever been to Sweden? So many blondes here it's crazy. I was also told that there was nude beaches all over the place. Like, WHAT? We don't have that here in Canada or in the USA. Unless, uh, I'm informed of course. Like bruh. NUDE BEACHES. I mean, I'm not confident enough for that but thats incredible! Imagine, just hanging out with it it all out on the table. Like, madness. I don't think I could at all. I mean, if you could, that would be impressive as hell!

    The European Butt

    in Archived Media Spots

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    9 hours ago, Shindigs said:

    Knowing Stockholm, you will end up sharing a second-hand studio apartment and paying your entire E salary in rent.

    Ah so Marcus and I can literally involve the rest of them with our fart contests.

     

    9 hours ago, Shindigs said:

    You're not wrong. It's not only the Capitol of Sweden. But also referred to as Stockholm BC (Butt Capitol). I'm surprised you knew about that so soon!

    It was actually written on my Birth Certificate that I was born in Stockholm so that’s how I know that one. My mother is Swedish and my father is ASSgardian. So really my butt is out of this world.

    The European Butt

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    Posted · Edited by fonziGG

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    Well, I don't have the time to be a shit-house currently. As I'm going to mention later in the article, I have been absolutely swamped. So, I mean, I'm eating decently. You know what? I found a new muscle under my knee this morning. I am fucking jacked as F U C K right now because of all the gains. Marcus was making a mean meal this morning and I just walked up to him, pressed my butt on his butt and let her rip. Poor bastard went flying into the living room. I had to literally check his pulse. I think he stopped breathing for about 15 minutes but it seems he was okay. He retaliated when I was leaning on the island. I ended up flying out of the balcony. But you see, I have a special innate power that Marcus doesn't have. I have the power of P R O T E I N F A R T S. I literally levitated letting it rip. Soft landing and that you know? Well, do you? I don't know what all of your fitness goals look like or your current physiques so I'll leave that up to interpretation.

     

    A lot of shit has happened and I don't mean it came out of my butt. Do you know how much nervousness and excitement I had for the draft? Not a lot to be honest. I heard a lot of the other draftees were taking drugs and getting WICKED rocked at the club. I can't fault them for being nervous wrecks. I was a nervous wreck during the VHLM draft. I thought I'd be going undrafted. alright, I guess I should be getting somewhat serious now huh? Alright then.

     

    The draft took place last night and I ended up being selected in the third round at pick 22. I knew I wasn't going to be as valued walking into the VHLE draft, but that's okay. We just needed to know where I was being placed in Europe. The gang and I are already here in Sweden. We had to interview with every single team in the VHLE so it was easy and quick to get there within twenty-four hours. Let me tell ya about my interviews.

     

    My first VHLE interview was with the team Bratislava Watchmen with the GM John Frostbeard (@FrostBeard). He asked me if I was willing to go to Bratislava if I was to be selected by them. The funny thing about this question is, it was universal. Every single GM asked me this question. Want to know my answer? I told them all no. Would be fun as hell to see the madness that insued. Okay seriously though, I did tell him I would be willing to go to Bratislava IF and IF the food was tasty. I was told to try Goulash (? did I spell this right?). I hated it, so secretly, I sort of didn't want to go to Bratislava for only that reason. John Frostbeard is a well known GM in the VHL community. So I had no doubt in my mind that he would help me with my development, so truly it had nothing to do with him or the team. Just the city and food to be completely honest.

     

    My second VHLE interview was with the Rome Gladiators with GM Zack Gagnon (@InstantRockstar ). Now the thing is, I love Rome as a city. Except, I also hate the city as well. I'm a big football/soccer follower and I don't like Lazio or Roma as teams. So, I instantly knew I wasn't going to come to Rome. I have a good relationship with  GM Zack and I know that he can help further me develop extremely well. He's a great GM and I have no doubt in his ability. Rome also has a an incredible roster so I wouldn't even know how or where I would be able to get into that team. Between Aky, Remy, Jugs, and X Man, I just don't see how I get into this team and truly make an impact going forward. I mean, the food though? The weather? The gains potential per game is huge and XPI (expected protein intake) is incredibly large. I mean, have you had real ITALIAN pizza? I have. Shit is undercooked but delicious as hell. I'd eat that every day if I lived there.

     

    I think I'll let you just know about these two GM interviews ONLY because uh, well, I'm incredibly lazy and tired this week. I mean, you decide. Let me know in the comments below if you want me to write a full article on the interview process. I think next week, I will talk about my interview process with the Red Wolves and the Vikings. Adjusting to EU timing, training, draft interviews and being apart of the draft combine has been a lot. It's not like my life slows down now that I got drafted. We're currently in Stockholm, looking for a place that could handle all 4 of us bums and it being near to the training facility (usually because we get a bus to the stadium on home game-days). The city was incredibly nice. The training facilities are also top notch here in Stockholm. GM @thadthrasherand AGM @Kisslingerhave both assured me that Stockholm is historically a place where butts are quite good so they mentioned that I will be the strongest Butt in the country. Maybe even the world.

     

    I just want to spend a few minutes talking about my time in Philadelphia and all of my fans there. Thank you for tuning in every single game. Thank you for the cheeseburgers. Thank you for just being so loyal to all of us. With GM @Alex leaving to be the Davos GM, I also want to congratulate him formally. The Reapers were a strong part of my career. You all are incredible and I will never forget my time there. I'll be keeping an eye on the new GM and the team and they will always remain in my heart.

     

    (For those new people who don't know who I am, I am Seymour Butts. Now don't knock me a point in your reviews)

    Gustav's Mock Draft: IT'S BACK

    in Archived Media Spots

    Posted

    15 hours ago, GustavMattias said:

    Seymour Butts | D | 216 TPE | :phi: | @Squidward2

    Everybody look out--fonzi is back! A motivated fonzi is an earning force to be reckoned with, and this is something that might end up propelling Butts even into the late 1st round, above some others with similar or even greater TPE. I did move Butts up the draft rankings somewhat because he's been able to max earn as of late--but I do so cautiously as fonzi has had a player or two drop off in activity. Should this pick work out, it's worth more than its position, but the chance exists that it won't. At the moment, though, things look promising and Butts should be viewed as an exciting prospect with room to contribute.

    Woah woah woah. Butts is a scrub. Draft him with the last pick guys :kekw:

    Prague Phantoms Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    1. Since it's the offseason and it's the time to get to know eachother... Tell us one cool fact about you?

    2. Who is your favourite current NHL player?

    3. What is your favourite international cuisine?

    4. What are your plans for the off-season?

    5. Is there anyone we should be scouting in the VHLM?

    6. Who is your biggest distraction in the off-season?

    Additional Secondary Task

    in Archive

    Posted · Edited by Squidward2

     

    1 hour ago, DollarAndADream said:

    Sim attendance is funny that way on SBA and EFL. Easy 3 TPE per week lol.

    It’s kinda abuse. I literally write, “go ______ go. Nice I scored ___ points!” And that’s 1 tpe for 0 brain activity.

     

    I like the overall concept of this. I think this would would solve a slight gap in the league. I imagine we cap 2 reviews per week? I may have missed that part

    Rome and Marners Success

    in Archived Media Spots

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    Review:

     

    My god. This is a hell of an article. The actual content written is written very cleanly and almost as if I was at each stage of this past season with you. I think the best advice I can give in order to make this a lot more manageable and enjoyable would be formatting. If you centred the article and added a photo, I genuinely think this would be a piece of art. I can't wait to see what you're going to write next!

     

    9/10

    Sergey Preobrazhensky: Season Recap

    in Archived Media Spots

    Posted · Edited by Squidward2

    Review:

    I really like how you've added a photo. I think it adds a lot to the article as it gets us to see how you envision your player. Also, the formatting on this article is absolutely fine but I think some additions would help. I believe if you formatted this article centred would be a huge addition to the aesthetic. I also think if you added some bold or italics, it would've made it really jump out of the page. Otherwise, the content was fun and I can't wait to see what other media you can produce!

     

    9/10

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