.png.ed69a7260a477fcf4feead7a0e4b7506.png)
Mongoose87
-
Posts
447 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Articles
Posts posted by Mongoose87
-
-
On 4/24/2024 at 12:33 PM, Banackock said:
Bana's S93 Quick Q's - SEASON FINALE BABY - #7
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. One more time, I POST LOTS OF QUESTIONS SO THAT IF I MISS A WEEK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER. YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OLD WEEKS Q's. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
64. The VHL and the WWE are doing a crossover. They’ve picked a bunch of players and you are one of them to become a fighter. What is your name and finishing move?65. The Bears have been on a hot streak and recently took over first place from Toronto. Toronto fans were riding in the streets. What were some crazy things they were doing?
66. A famous poet wrote a poem about your player season. What is the title of the poem?
67. When your player is feeling gassed in the middle of a game, what is there go to for piping up their energy?
68. How was your preparing for playoffs?
69. Elon Musk has been a hostile takeover of the VHL. What does he rebrand the new league to?
70. If the three commissioners got into a battle of the death, which one would win and what would their weapon choices be?
71. What is a combination of two foods that some people might find weird but you bet you would like? Or you would think would taste good?
64. George, the Marine Biologist. Finishing move is "Easy Big Guy" where I throw a Titleist down their throat.
65. Paying $20 for beer, being boring corporate executives who don't cheer enough at games.
67. Nothing gets Giorgiy's energy back up like some hot soup with fresh bread.
68. I got a new pillow for riding the pine.
69. XL. It doesn't stand for anything. Everyone who has every been banned is welcomed back. The portal breaks within hours. Users that pay $8 a month get higher spots in lineups.
71. More people should try salads with fruit in them. Not fruit salads- regular, leafy salads with fruit. For an easy one, try spinach, strawberries, goat cheese in a Balsamic Vinegarette.
-
-
Spoiler expansion team: Orlando Option 1
- dstevensonjr and AJW
-
1
-
1
-
15 hours ago, Banackock said:
Bana's S93 Quick Q's - #6
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. One more time, I POST LOTS OF QUESTIONS SO THAT IF I MISS A WEEK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER. YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OLD WEEKS Q's. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
55. Thoughts on Seattle recently adding Rask, Dixon and Mina to the Bears?
56. How would you grade Seattle Trade Deadline performance?
57. @Mongoose87 and @Jubis now share the net... they share a lot of things come to think of it... What are some things they share together now?
58. The Bears threw a Walking Dead themed welcome party for Dixon @Ricer13 ... what was happening at the party??
59. A new Seattle themed Dijon Mustard came out. What does the bottle look like?
60. How do you think your player finishes on the season?
61. Ford approaches you and tell you they want you to develop a vehicle.. Bears themed.. but still how you want it. Car? Truck? What's it look and sound like etc?
62. If you had to be stuck on an island with 2 of your teammates, which would you choose and why?
63. What are your plans for this week?
56. 2/10. Not a single one of these guys are dead!
57. The unfortunate reality is that to pay all of our deadline acquisitions, we had to pawn a lot of equipment. Now we only have one set of goalie gear that we have to pass back and forth. That includes the cup.
59. Have you ever seen those honey bottles that are shaped like bears? That, but not so yellow.
60. Wow, that's a little private for a press conference, don't you think?
61. It's a massive pickup truck called the Kodiak that gets the worst miles per gallon allowed by the EPA.
63.
-
-
One of my best LRs ever was with TDZ. May their memory be for a blessing.
-
On 4/7/2024 at 8:12 PM, Banackock said:
Bana's S93 Quick Q's - #5
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. One more time, I POST LOTS OF QUESTIONS SO THAT IF I MISS A WEEK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER. YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OLD WEEKS Q's. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
41. @zepheter current sits 11th all-time for Seattle Bears blocked shots. What magic/voodoo do they use to be such a machine?
42. @Greg_Di is sitting 8th in the league right now for points and are on pace for their best season. How do you see them sometimes prep for games?
43. @ROOKIE745 does some unique stuff during pre-game warm ups. What do you see them doing to warm up?
44. You've just been asked to autograph a VERY weird item. What was it? Who wanted the autograph?
45. Costanzov @Mongoose87 is 3rd in the league for shutouts with 2 as a rookie goalie. They credit their play to a special pastry. What do they like to eat after games to celebrate?
46. John Jameson of Prague is on an absolute tear. How does Seattle prepare for a player like that?
47. @JB123 is sitting at 397 at the moment for games played. How will the team celebrate his 400th game?
48. @sadie recently got goal #200 of their career. What song did the team play for them in the LR to pump em up?
49. @zepheter 100 CAREER ASSISTS. The team did an apple themed party. What did YOU bring to the party?
50. @Berocka is one point away from tying their career high. What's it like having an aussie on the team??
51. Someone from around the VHL prank calls you. Who do they pretend to be? What do they say?
52. Commissioner for a day!! What are some things you'd do?
53. @hedgehog337 a legend steps away from managing Riga. One of the best of all time. Some of their records will only be touched by very few. What were your thoughts when finding out this news?
54. A referee comes up to you during a commercial break and tells you a joke. What joke did they tell you?
41. Probably healing magic. Ouch.
43. Before each game they rub their stick with the taxidermied remains of their beloved childhood cat.
44. It was a nuclear warhead and the fan was a Korean man surrounded by nervous cronies.
46. Well, there's only one solution for Prague problems: defenestration.
49. I brought pears. I don't play by the rules.
52. I'm going to give the Bat Signal a try.
-
"Who's your student government vice president?"
"Oh, some Nobody."
-
Transaction ID: 73615880GD468423N
Doubles week
Free Week
5 Uncapped TPE
-
4 hours ago, Banackock said:
Bana's S93 Quick Q's - #4
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. One more time, I POST LOTS OF QUESTIONS SO THAT IF I MISS A WEEK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER. YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OLD WEEKS Q's. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
35. The league wants to beat all countries to the moon. We build a rocket. What does the VHL name it?
36. The Seattle Bears have created a new cryptocurrency for the VHL. It hits the market. What is it's name?
37. Russian hackers attack the VHL and hold us ransom. They have demands. What do they want from the VHL?
38. What is something the league doesn't do, or could add, that you'd like to see in the future?
39. What are your thoughts on the current state of things in the VHL right now?
40. How has the Seattle locker room been for you so far? Any thing we can improve on?
35. I mean, Victory is just there.
36. Ugh. Bearcoin, I guess?
37. They're probably going to make us give up all those Bearcoins we just mined.
38. I always thought it would be neat to find some freely-available game people could compete at, with the winners getting a TPE package.
39. I'm concerned about the state of the VHLM and VHLE. The M used to be so fun and competitive, now teams are struggling to ice full lineups.
40. It's been fine. TBH, I don't have as much time to spend on Discord as I used to.
-
Are we sure we want players to see the terrible truth?
-
CTESPN Taps Kramerev for Hockey Coverage
This morning, CTESPN President and CEO, Antonio Brown and Chairman Mr Big Chest held a press conference to announce that retired Calgary Wranglers and New York Americans defenseman, Kosmo Kramerev would be joining the network as its first ever VHL hockey analyst.
“Kosmo brings a blend of experience and professionalism that is exactly what CTESPN needs to kick-start our hockey coverage,” said Brown, before grinning broadly and casting an unsettling, wide-eyed look around the press room.
“You've got three liters of Kramerev in your coverage, buddy,” said Kramerev, gesturing emphatically in Brown's direction.
Kramerev would be an unconventional choice for most sports networks. The mind behind multiple failed hockey leagues, each more unusual than the last, and the co-star of the historically massive cinema flop, Space Trek: The Rage of Khatun, Kramerev is generally considered unreliable and eccentric at best, or a flight risk, at worst. For CTESPN, however, this would generally be considered “on brand.”
Kramerev is expected to provide updates on the VHL with alleged regularity, as well as analysis of individual games, bringing the expertise of a nine season veteran to a network that has, until now, exclusively covered the NFL.
Terms of Kramerev's contract were incomprehensible gibberish.
-
On 3/19/2024 at 11:11 AM, kirbithan said:
HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference
You ONLY have to answer 6 of the 8 questions
Week Of March 17th 2024 - March 24th 20241. As per tradition, what is your one bold prediction this season?
2. Who do you think will be this season’s league scoring leader?
3. What have you done to keep yourself busy this offseason?
4. What keeps you active and motivated as a member of the VHL?
5. What are your thoughts on meme player names?
6. Are you following the league on its social media platforms?
7. Creamy or crunchy peanut butter?
8. What are your thoughts on reality TV?
1. A goalie will lead the league in scoring for the first time.
2. Giorgiy Costanzov, the best shooter with a blocker.
3. My whole family got sick, so it's been easy to keep busy.
4. Mostly the prestige it brings in public.
5. I would like to exercise my fifth amendment rights.
6. I think I follow it on Twitter?
-
-
-
20 hours ago, Banackock said:
Bana's S93 Quick Q's - #2
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. One more time, I POST LOTS OF QUESTIONS SO THAT IF I MISS A WEEK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER. YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OLD WEEKS Q's. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
12. What are your thoughts on Seattle trading for McFleury and St. Louis from Calgary?
13. What are your thoughts on Seattle's drafting?
14. What was the biggest Seattle draft surprise?
15. What are you up to this week?
16. What are your expectations for your player in the upcoming season?
17. What are your expectations for Seattle this season?
18. What do you think of Seattle landing BIG FA, Eagles @Greg_Di?????
19. How did all the rookies celebrate on a night out after being drafted?
20. What was one thing the GM said when he congratulated your player being drafted?
21. @Nathan_8 had a funny emergency right before he was about to be drafted... what did he have going on??
22. Teammate Nightmare @zepheter whispered something into @Victor ear right after he was selected 2nd overall. What he say to him?
23. The city of Seattle celebrated the huge night with some amazing surprises for the city. What did they do for them?
24. McDonalds, in Seattle, came out with a new ice cream flavour to celebrate @Chillybro and his wonderful username. What kind of icecream and what's it called?
12. Who doesn't love a McFleury? Delicious!
13. Victor is a sure thing and it's good to get a blue chip like that.
15. Well, my kid just came down with a flu or something, so probably not much!
16. It's probably going to be ugly. I'm the rookie goalie on a team at the beginning of a rebuild.
17. Better than last season, but I doubt we'll make the playoffs.
20. "I just wanted you to know, we're all counting on you. Good luck."
-
On 3/4/2024 at 11:41 AM, Banackock said:
Bana's S93 Quick Q's - #1
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. One more time, I POST LOTS OF QUESTIONS SO THAT IF I MISS A WEEK, YOU ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER. YOU CAN ANSWER ANY OLD WEEKS Q's. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
1. What were your thoughts on your player season?
2. What was your thoughts on the Bears season?
3. Thoughts on DCD winning the cup?
4. Thoughts on Seattle drafting 2nd overall? Who should they draft?
5. Any Free Agents the Bears should go after?
6. Who do you think goes 1st overall in the draft?
7. What are some moves you could see the Bears doing this off-season?
8. Who do you think, in the VHL, will be the biggest BUYER?
9. Who do you think, in the VHL, will be the biggest SELLER?
10. Thoughts on @Tetricide being hired as the Prague GM?
11. What' something you're looking forward to in the month of March?
1. I thought it was a pretty good individual season. One of the better GAAs in the E, despite facing the most shots.
4. I'd go with Victor, but that's just me.
5. Oreo McFleury could be a sleeper to sign here. Write it down.
6. I have this funny feeling that CowboyInAmerica is going to be the one.
10. He was a great VHLM GM for me (waiver season). If he brings the same approach to Prague, he'll excel.
11. There's a big Purim event coming up, that should be fun.
-
-
On 2/27/2024 at 11:14 AM, kirbithan said:
HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference
You ONLY have to answer 6 of the 8 questions
Week Of February 25th 2024 - March 3rd 20241. Have you got London or DC to win the Continental Cup?
2. Is a team’s winning record the best reflection of their success? Or another attribute?
3. Which VHL team is due for a rebrand?
4. What is one suggestion you would offer to make the offseason more interesting?
5. Will you be participating in the ProAm?
6. What is your favorite type of point task to do?
7. Favorite ice cream flavor?
8. Any upcoming films you would like to see this year?
2. I usually go by goal differential. I'd do shot differential if I could.
3. All of them but David.
4. Start sending the league's secret police to arrest randomly selected users.
5. No, I used to, before it went legit.
6. I famously do stupid jokes or overwrought meta humor.
7. I've always been a man for cookie dough.
-
-
On 2/23/2024 at 9:13 PM, Banackock said:
Bana's S92 Quick Q's - #7
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
57. @Dil said he likes being tagged in our PC's. What's something you can say about DIL?
58. What team are you most surprised were eliminated from playoffs?
59. Who are you rooting for now?
60. Who has been the best forward so far in the VHL playoffs?
61. Who has been the best goalie so far in the VHL playoffs?
62. Who has been the best DMAN so far in the VHL playoffs?
63. What has your player been up to since the season ending?
64. What are your hopes for Seattle in the off-season?
65. What are your thoughts on bana breaking the 'spirit of competition' rule?
66. Remove all dill pickles from earth or pay $25 dollars to the bank?
58. The A Team. I didn't know they were even eligible!
59. I never root for any team that isn't my own.
63. Mostly getting into Soup Mode.
64. The most important move is to call up the future best goalie in team history.
65. Probably shouldn't have done that, tbh.
66. I can pay $25 for the good of all humankind.
-
12 hours ago, Banackock said:
Bana's S92 Quick Q's - #6
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
49. What are your thoughts on the recent trade that seen Seattle bring in a bunch from Davos?
50. What are your thoughts on this years Trade Deadline?
51. The VHL wants to create the ultimate ai hockey player. How do they make it? How does it act etc?
52. the VHL has started a fast food chain to rival McDonalds. What menu items might they have there?
53. If you were in charge of naming the above VHL fast food franchise, what would it be?
54. If the Bears had a mascot other than a Bear, what would it be and what would you name it?
55. Your player was caught being naughty on an away game in another city. What were they doing??
56. Seattle will have a top pick at this seasons draft. At this moment, who would you draft?
49. It's important to give the active players some help so they don't feel disheartened seeing their numbers plummet.
50. Deadlines are nice. They make this pleasant whooshing sound as they go by.
52. The flagship item will be the Victory Burger. Then you have the fries branded as "sticks," serve the desserts in a penalty box.
53. Victory Burgers, obviously.
54. The Rain City Bitch Pigeons. Google it.
55. He sort of forced his way into a family's apartment and made them watch a movie with them. It was very unc
-
-
On 1/29/2024 at 10:19 AM, Banackock said:
Bana's S92 Quick Q's - #5
This season's PC's:
*Follow PC Rules. Each time PC is posted, there enough questions for you to answer for multiple weeks if there isn't for the following week. Old weeks/posts will be above as "S87PC - #X". You have to answer or ask 6 questions, in any combination. ANYONE is more than welcome to ask and answer questions. ENJOY!
40. McDonalds came out with a Seattle Bears style burger. What is the name? What's on it?
41. What team has surprised you the most this season?
42. Which teams are most likely to make a trade on TDL?
43. What team, currently not in playoffs, do you think has a chance?
44. Who are the frontrunners for MVP this season?
45. What is your players worst habit?
46. Does your player have a BIG VHLM, VHLE or VHL rival?
47. What are 3 places you'd love to travel to and why?
48. What are your thoughts on this seasons theme week?
40. The BareMac has nothing on it at all.
41. The Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting them to be contenders. Actually, I wasn't expecting them at all.
45. Any time something goes well for him, he overanalyzes the situation and ruins it.
46. I think I agreed to be someone's rival, but now I've forgotten who.
47. I'd like to go visit the Staffordshire hoard, the Wallace Collection and Habsburg castle in Switzerland. I have a great interest in history.
48. I'm just trying to come up with an idea that doesn't involve Smash Mouth.
HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference
in Team Press Conferences
Posted
1. I think there's a shot of making the playoffs, but I don't think the expectations will be high.
2. Seattle, no bias.
3. There's just too much historically. Who wants a whole other set of records with asterisks?
5. Yeah, I didn't think Toronto would make it to seven games.
6. Though the NFL does everything they can to squeeze the joy out of it, I do love football.
8. One continuous hole.