Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Episode 10: With Special Guests! Pt. 5 Part One

[JardyB10 4,865]

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED*

 

Though I really cleaned this one up courtesy of @fishy

 

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Episode-10-With-Special-Guests--Pt--5-Part-One-e1hk46d

 

 

Welcome to the first part of Part 5 of the 10th episode of the 1st Season of Jardy's Hecking Podcast! Earlier this week I got @Berocka on the tele and we blathered incoherently for an hour or so. Some general subjects are Australian culture, Canadian culture, how to skip the VHLM, how Shindigs is actually Robbie Zimmers, and more!

 

We also mention a number of people, so here's where and some of the context!

 

4:00 - @dasboot (One and a Half Aussies shoutout)

5:10 - @Arce @Beketov (Old People to Complete a Trifecta)

10:00 - @Dil @FrostBeard (Callum Murray's VHLE woes)

13:55 - @jRuutu (How to Podcast Properly)

15:15 - @Beaviss (First @ of the episode, Update Spotify Podcasts)

16:50 - @fishy (How to Be Responsible for Bringing Back Podcast Playlists, Followed by Jardy Completely Misunderstanding what Berocka Said)

17:30 - @fishy (Introducing the Censors)

23:05 - @Will3 (How to Ideally Draft VHFL Players)

23:45 - @Eso @Esso2264 (How Not to Pick VHFL Players)

30:10 - @Dil (Fuck Vasteras)

31:30 - @MMFLEX @oilmandan (Berocka's Experience in Other Sim Leagues)

32:10 - @Devise (Town of Gotham)

34:30 - @RomanesEuntDomus @Toast (The Loudest Members in the VHL)

35:10 - @Shindigs (Please Leave)

35:35 - @Beketov (Listen to Berocka More)

36:10 - @fonziGG @Spartan @Enorama (All These People Are the Same)

37:10 - @Zack (All VHLM GMs are the Same)

37:30 - @Bulduray_1 @BrutalBoost (All VHLM GMs are the Same)

39:10 - @dasboot (A Farewell Australia Podcast)

44:20 - @Beaviss @STZ (Stoners of the VHL)

53:00 - @Shindigs (You're Being Forced to Leave this Time)

55:30 - @Ben (The League's Best Multi)

56:30 - @Hendrix Cobberson (The League's Least Successful Multi)

57:40 - @Shindigs (Ultimate Multi Method)

59:20 - @dasboot (Write Berocka a Song Already)

 

Make sure to join us for the second part next/this week where we will blather incoherently even more.

[diacope 1,696]

I cant find it but thanks for the mention

[Beketov 9,025]

Mentioned twice? Well god damn now I have to listen don't I?

[fishy 1,757]

4 minutes ago, Beketov said:

Mentioned twice? Well god damn now I have to listen don't I?

they talk mad shit

[Ben 200]

Bruh

[Ben 200]

I deadass though @Shindigs was found out to RobbieZ 

[fishy 1,757]

was not a very clean podcast, said "fuck vasteras" multiple times

 

"podcasts are nice and also unfortunate in the sense that no one really does listen to them. so it's nice in the sense that you really can get away with anything. truly anything"

 

 

vhl.carm article

 

recruitment was handling spotify playlist

 

i would, in fact, be upset if my podcast ended up on that playlist but it would be unjustifiable

 

it was horrifying to hear my BEEP and i'm very glad that my grandma sound made the cut

 

"i like being fifth or sixth. or first or second. i guess i just don't like three and four"

huge moment

 

"i just assume that he's american because he likes... other sports"

 

completely unrelated, this article just showed up as recommended while i'm listening:

 

damn berocka am i a new member that you won't talk to

update: i listen to the podcast so berocka knows who i am and i deserve to be here

 

wow boot is being called a snob now after having called berocka posh since forever. owned

 

jardy i think you should move somewhere else

 

idk about taxes but i do know that you can get out of student loans as an american if you move out of the country

 

"certain time, certain position, and the moon must be full" lmfao

 

jardy can i be your partner's homie? i love astrology. please do a tarot reading in part two

 

berocka's "commissioner for a day" is AKA "villain origin story"

 

well my feelings are hurt that my clips were not good enough to censor every fuck. sorry to disappoint BUD

[Beketov 9,025]

1 hour ago, fishy said:

they talk mad shit

I would expect nothing less from @JardyB10

[JardyB10 4,865]

1 hour ago, fishy said:

well my feelings are hurt that my clips were not good enough to censor every fuck. sorry to disappoint BUD

They were very good, but it turns out I just say “fuck” a lot  . Too much editing.

[Shindigs 1,771]

Don't have time for a full 1 hour live reaction. But I'll listen to the tags and probably hit you with some ugh's.

 

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"Shindigs please leave"

Rude!

 

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"Ban Shindigs for being Robbie's multi"

Also rude!

 

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"Shindigs only used 1 IP"

I've actually logged in from my secret Anderson themed multi cave phone once now. So should have two.

 

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"Nerd"

I'll take that as a compliment.

 

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"It's funnier if there's no part 2"

Sam and N0H already did that bit for the VSN Podcast with the interviews and commercials.

[Esso2264 774]

i get pinged for basically nothing smh my head

[JardyB10 4,865]

29 minutes ago, Esso2264 said:

i get pinged for basically nothing smh my head

A mention is a mention I don’t make the rules

[Berocka 2,263]

Week 1

[JardyB10 4,865]

Claiming Week #2 (Week ending May 1, 2022)

[dasboot 521]

I listened to this on the plane and wanted to comment lots but didn't write anything down and can't be fucked listening to you two shits again

 

Fuck you jardy for calling me a snob

 

Also there is absolutely pot head culture in Oz, Berocka clearly just too posh to associate with those people 

[Berocka 2,263]

Week 2