Devise

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Discord may be down, but CHAT is still working. Thanks @eaglesfan036! 

Discord may be down, but CHAT is still working. Thanks @eaglesfan036! 

We should all tag quik until he decides to come back.

@Quik

This just in: Knowledge of the Louth Rule not necessary for VHL commissioners.

#banbananabread

Anyone here who completed grade 2 math willing to teach @Matt_O how counting works? He’s messed up count to 1000 so many times, and it wasn’t even on purpose like other people...

Draft night getting closer. Excited!

In the last 15 seasons, which franchise do you think has endured the most suffering? 

what teams still use a forum based locker room?

So I've seen a handful of different members in their expansion articles touting me as the "best VHLM GM of all time" and while my most recent run was in fact an attempt to reach that title, I don't think I've entirely gotten there. I have the longevity over several stints, sure, but has it really been so long that we've forgotten @CoachReilly? I think I'd largely place myself 2nd, which is still a pretty hefty statement (and there are a lot of contenders in or around that stage) but 3 cups in 5 seasons is amazing and there's a reason the trophy is named the Jack Reilly trophy rather than the Jason Glasser trophy.

I love expansion don't get me wrong, but I find it hilarious to see people kick their tires on names and cities when one of the cities was already decided before we announced, and the other already well in the works. The real question is what cities were already selected? And go.

Playing 15 minutes a night with a 500 tpe player is really fun, I love having 3 lines!  - Said no one ever

Wattup gayboys?

I have a secret

@Quik with the bold finals prediction of Helsinki vs Helsinki.

Remember when Malmo was going to be way better than Moscow? Everyone was freaking out after the first 20 games - let this be a lesson in sample size my children

@Devise

Since you do the simming, I had a small question about STHS.

I have a league with 16 teams, but they are automatically split into 4 divisions, and I can't find an option to change it to two divisions with eight teams. Do you know how to fix this?

Anyone else notice that this season's Top 10 Rookie Scoring Leaders are not really rookies at all?  I know this because my 3rd year Baxter is in the Top 10.

This season is on pace to last one month. Please hold up on the damn double sims. Season should last 7 weeks at least. 1/6th of the way done and we are still doing VHFL. Fuck me, take it easy.

This season is on pace to last one month. Please hold up on the damn double sims. Season should last 7 weeks at least. 1/6th of the way done and we are still doing VHFL. Fuck me, take it easy.

Apologies Toronto for the ass-kicking you are about to receive. It's nothing personal, just business. You've done well to make it this far, so be proud of your efforts and use it as motivation for next season. 

Sincerely, 

Your friends in Helsinki. 

The Orville > Star Trek Discovery. There I said it.

No Keaton watch? lame....

Your wish has come true