Victor

World Peace achieved

"Look at me, my name's Victor and I like being Mr. Buzzkill!"

changed mine due to peer pressure

Geese*

Player Information

Username: Gamingexpertzcom
Full Name: Vladimir Bodnar
Position: G
Age: 19
Handedness: Right

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 80

SK = Skating: 46
SZ = Size: 40
AG = Agility: 40
RB = Rebound Control: 50
SC = Style Control: 42
HS = Hand Speed: 57
RT = Reaction Time: 50
EX = Experience: 35
LD = Leadership: 35

Other
Jersey Number: 3
Height (inches): 69
Weight (lbs.): 200
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine

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But that's what I learned while in Cologne

Oh shit, never realised the extra OT points Cologne had. Well, this next game will be a Game 7.

With two games left on their schedule, the Vasteras Iron Eagles remain two points behind the Cologne Express for third place in the European Conference. Cologne also has two games remaining, including one against the Iron Eagles. If the Iron Eagles can beat the Express, they will own the tiebreaker should they end in a tie. Ideally, for the Iron Eagles, they would win in regulation against Cologne to ensure that a win in their final game would send them to the playoffs regardless of how Cologne does in their final game.
 
The Iron Eagles made trades in the middle of the season to improve their roster, but the results have been lackluster. Despite the Express roster being weakened by trades, they have climbed from fourth place to a current playoff position late in the season.
 
The Iron Eagles certainly weren't expecting to be in the situation that they are in now, but if they win these final two games to make it into the playoffs, they will enter the post-season on a six-game winning streak. Having recently shut out Europe's first-place Dynamo and taking what could turn out to be a very important point against another playoff team in the Quebec City Meute, Vasteras would not go into the playoffs expecting an early exit.

I thought the sim used Wins
 
Just realized Vasteras has 1 more game with their backup too.

Wrong.

Right.

I urge everyone to like every post in this thread except Devise's.

no problem Vasteras

Well, as long as Jardy complies, we are in for an insane last 4 games. Good or bad I don't know. We have nothing to lose now that Toronto is just ahead.

Also, guys (mainly Jones and Brovy), some smack talk is fine but make sure not to get too involved. People get riled up by Davos quite easily now and will do the fighting amongst themselves. No need to reply. You can say something mildly provocative (though contain yourselves) but it's the people who post last that usually look the fools.

TBH thought this was about Seth using the word 'toast' all the time now.

Well, as long as Jardy complies, we are in for an insane last 4 games. Good or bad I don't know. We have nothing to lose now that Toronto is just ahead.

Also, guys (mainly Jones and Brovy), some smack talk is fine but make sure not to get too involved. People get riled up by Davos quite easily now and will do the fighting amongst themselves. No need to reply. You can say something mildly provocative (though contain yourselves) but it's the people who post last that usually look the fools.

There have been close finishes at the top of the league in the past. There have been some races for the last playoff spot, though not that many. Nothing in my VHL lifetime has quite matched the end of Season 36.

At the top of the league, if Davos wins a game in hand, one point will separate three teams, the current favourites for the cup. Pre-season favourites Quebec may yet take the regular season crown since they have the easiest remaining schedule, playing Seattle, Riga, and Calgary. The Legion aren't too far off with a double-header against New York and a key game against Davos sandwiched in between. The odds are against the Dynamo with games against Cologne, Helsinki, and Toronto, but they have clinched a round two bye. I predict Quebec come out just on top in the race with Toronto.

Who will the Legion face in round one? Still best to bet on the Bears even though they should have made it much earlier in the season. They are one point up on New York with a better head-to-head meaning the Americans need to get more than one point from games with Toronto (twice) and Helsinki.

As for Helsinki, they too should face the team everyone expected to make the playoffs before S36 then changed their mind, then sold, and and will make them again. Cologne need just one win to clinch it and that is likely to come against Riga but they could upset Davos and if they beat Vasteras, that effectively ends Vasty's run. The Iron Eagles need to win all three games (Calgary, Cologne, Seattle) which isn't unlikely but it is unlikely that Cologne lose all of theirs.

Fuck yes Season 36.

Naomi Young - Sarah Palin
Matt Bentley - Martin Freeman 

That was sexy. Chelsea send their regards.

St.Louis it is! Very happy, he should have been there in 2010 and on the original roster this year.

ALSO
 
Postseason Ticket status: punched.

Still plays a part - general activity, being updated in the sim, etc.

Also, Tordahl is more than 100 TPE up on Kellinger.

I am offended. I have absolutely no idea why you guys think I am obsessed with boobs! It's not as if I dedicate long hours of my time here in the VHL with them or anything. I try to contribute in various ways all over the place and to think it's all I do is very upsetting. What is wrong with you? Anyway, I have important work to be doing and cannot waste any more time in this thread.
 
Yours sincerely,
 
Boom