fonziGG

5 hours ago, STZ said:

Congrats man, good luck with everything in the next month or so! Happy to see you back in any capacity. I think it’s healthy to have level expectations with your player. No harm in having a depth player and still being around in the community.

 

As for the DC player, maybe thinking of Mikko Aaltonen? He was primarily welfare but earned like over 1000 TPE.. 

5 hours ago, Triller said:

Yes, another one becoming a parent!  Congrats and good luck!  I joined a month before my daughter was born lol Take every chance you can to sleep.  I'm not a good napper and felt the need to do chores when baby was napping.  Screw chores, do only the essentials and sleep!

Truth. Thank you guys!

also I’m screwed right@Triller?

4 hours ago, Enorama said:

 

Mikko Aaltonen @GRZ

The goat

Yermolai Nabakov is an utter disappointment to my agency and his season so far is drastically underperformed so far. 24 points in 16 games is absolutely dreadful and we should expect better statistics out of him soon. He has been working hard in Russia and produced some good statistics over there. I'm really sad to not see him top the charts with his statistics so far and I think we haven't even seen the best out of him yet. Philly's players hasn't been lighting the lamp so much for him as he's been trying to set his team up as much as possible. However, he has been playing fewer and fewer minutes and I think he's ready for a huge uptick in his minutes in order to see him really thrive and groove into his own.

While Yermolai may be a disappointment so far, thats okay. What goes down must eventually go up or something like that? I don't really know to be honest. I feel like I may have wasted your time with this .com but honestly I don't give a rats ass. Yermolai is playing like shit and I figured I'd let you know. Good day everyone... Good day.

Transaction ID: 7RH966924N8570838

5 TPE Uncapped
$1M Player Store Cash
Doubles Week

I can confirm that I am definitely not back at all. I'm still equally as lazy as I was with my last player and the player before. I'll be honest, I don't know why I can't get myself to write an article every week or get myself to stay active within the league. I'm still incredibly lazy. However, when I was in the league, I enjoyed every moment of it. Every moment I've spent in this league, I've enjoyed. I just know that writing an article every week is apparently impossible for me to do these days. So I decided to join back in the league but with a caveat. I know I will not be a perfect user and I know I'm not going to be a top prospect in my draft like I used to be. I'm happy being an option for a team, just a decent player who will likely welfare his way through his career but enjoy himself in the league again.

Some things that have been going on in my life... Well, I'm having a kid. Potentially in a month or so. I feel like this confirms that I'm an old head now and it's exactly why I won't be committing to a full career. I'm excited to enter this phase in my life in a way. I know it'll take me away from sim leagues for a bit but for some reason, I'm extremely excited by this. I probably wont be when the kid comes and I'm sleep-deprived however I'll have degen hours on Discord to look at . No, this little one will not be joining the VHL in 13 years or so. Before degends get any crazy ideas.

I've been primarily an SBA user for the past little while considering they have a season pass option over there. It makes it a lot easier for me to participate in which is why you could find me over there versus over here. I know that sounds confusing but it's easier for me and the community is great over there. I hope to see some more members from over there join back over here but I know the SBA season pass isn't convertible to over here so you may not see much coming this way. Hopefully, we can see more SBA members pop over here and at least welfare. I genuinely believe the welfare system here benefits players as you can still have a great career just earning 10 TPE. I remember some great players in my time who had wonderful careers just welfaring.

GM's please, encourage your players to welfare if they cannot earn well. I may or may not make an article on some great players who welfared throughout their careers. There was one on DC and I can't recall his name ( @Enorama probably remembers as he was the GM). He was the one who turned my head to a great earning career with just welfaring. Sure theres a big difference but that player did everything but earn a big 6 TPE every week.

On 1/14/2024 at 7:10 AM, Ricer13 said:

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Jan 21 2023

 

1. The team is buzzing as of late. What is the reason for our success?

 

2. Which Jinn is the best Jinn and why is it Jinn?

 

3. Could we use more Jinn on our roster and why is your answer yes?

 

4. Philadelphia relocated to Europe, what European city would you want us to relocate to?

 

5. Did your favourite NHL Player make the Allstar roster?

 

6. What was your last vacation you went on? If you haven’t been on a vacation, where would you want your first to be?

1. I think we scouted really well and it’s showing.

2. En Jinn

3. Because I couldn’t say no.

4. Gothenburg

5. Yessssirrrr Demmers did!

6. I went on a honeymoon last year… We did Europe and Disney World.

On 1/10/2024 at 12:47 PM, Ricer13 said:

 

Reapers Press Conference Week Ending January 14 2023

 

1. How do you feel about being a Philadelphia Reaper?

2. What is one thing we could do to make our discord locker room more engaging?

3. What is your personal goal for your player this season?

4. If you could change the team name to whatever you want, what would you change it to?

5. What NHL Hockey team is your favourite and why?

6. What continent are you from?

1. I’m enjoying it. I don’t think I’ve played for Philly in the past?

2. Nothing I really like it.

3. not go inactive at this point lmfao

4. Philadelphia Scrappers

5. I’m a Vancouver Canucks fan.

6. I’m NA baby.

14 hours ago, Banackock said:

I mean, log in now and a lot of members online are new. Members like @LucyXpher, @Nathan_8, @Noodle Enjoyer, @Mutti, @MSouthworth, @UghSike, @Schnee, @ctoland102, @SackButter, @FiZi  and @losfail are providing at least half of the forum content rn. These guys are slaying it with pumping out content and even going as far as donating. On top of this, we’ve had old members return. Members like @Fire Tortorella, @Victor, @Benson, @Pifferfish, @solyom, @WildfireMicro , @fonziGG (lol), @Seabass, @Rhynex Entertainment and even  @eagle_3450…a look at the draft pool at the moment and see how far you have to scroll down to start finding the inactive or “soon to he’s”. We’ve done good work this off-season recruiting. We’ve also done a lot better at retaining new and gaining old members… not too bad if you ask me! 

lol

5 hours ago, samx said:

IS THAT WHAT IT MEANS???

…..yes?

Player Name: Yermolai Nabakov

Render: Kiril Kaprizov

Team: Philadelphia Reapers

Hey my moms on a diet

6 hours ago, Gustav said:

I didn’t even notice the part up top until just now. 
 

Bring it on VHL 

U have cooties

Also I don’t apply cause I’ll prolly go IA eventually

21 hours ago, Josh said:

K well I automated the experience purchases so I don't have to sit through this thread ever again.

Thank you Josh. Sorry about that!!

How does one claim experience from the store?

Congratulations homies

17 hours ago, VattghernCZ said:

No more VHLM hockey to be played What a ride it was for the Bulls, clearly the second best team in the league. Congrats to the Wild. Wow, as a Minnesota Wild fan, it's kinda fun saying the Wild have won the Cup...anyway, here's one more presser.

 

 

@STZ @DDZ_44 @Jamomayo @Syzygy @sportexperts show @mattyIceman @Dee @fonziGG @axtron @wcats @Girts @Arce @npuBeT

1.) we just didn’t want it enough. Simple as tbh.

2.) of course but that means we probably would’ve won if we got through. Tough but unlucky.

3.) yes, as mentioned above. We would’ve cooked them.

4.) VHLM draft time baby. Lesssss get it

5.) plan to work on my scoring and skating. Gotta get elite rq.

6.) just building a nursery and sitting on Santa’s lap.

4 hours ago, Banackock said:

Proficient in English is the minimum requirements, but additional languages are accepted. We want to reach out with our simulated arms and spread the magical word and experience of the VHL.  
 

We’re currently closing in on a passionate president of operations. Please let us know if you have interest. we have many positions currently available that run from V.P of Recruitment Black Ops to Janitorial Staff.

Aoplyin t0 b presidente of Afrikaans sector

4 hours ago, Banackock said:

They only do double dog dares in 2023. 

Double dog dare them then.

I dare you to hire me for one of these positions.

3 hours ago, Banackock said:

• Grade 3 Educations or higher.
• Proficient in English Language

Has grade 3 educations but speak Afrikaans 

suh dude

On 12/8/2023 at 10:22 AM, VattghernCZ said:

The postseason is finally here, and we're in! Now the important part of the season begins, the time to step up and be the hero is now!

 

Feel free to answer 3 questions for 1 capped TPE or all 6 questions for 2 capped TPE.

 

 

1. After such a dominant start, what went wrong so we ended the season as a wild card team?

 

2. Las Vegas Aces, a worthy opponent. Not long ago, they were pushing for a threepeat. Can we beat them? How many games will it take?

 

3. Are you happy with your player's performance in the regular season? Did they meet your expectations?

 

4. Somewhere aound trade deadline I asked who the team's MVP was. Did your opinion change? Who has been the backbone of this team?

 

5. Which player will be the X Factor for our team in the playoff run, in your opinion? Not necessarily the top scorer, but a clutch guy who changes the momentum.

 

6. Are you staying in the M for another season, or are you moving on?

 

@STZ @DDZ_44 @Jamomayo @Syzygy @sportexperts show @mattyIceman @Dee @fonziGG @axtron @wcats @Girts @Arce @npuBeT

 

1. I just recently joined the team so I'm not sure. I've gotten into the room and it feels like the team needs some more communication though. We'll get better at that as a group.

2. All 7 I believe. Las Vegas are a great group and we're expected to go the distance with them. We must respect them.

3. Haha I mean I genuinely believe I'm on the learning path right now. I will get better though, mark my words.

4. I wasn't on the team yet. If I had to say, it's Pipo Papa. Tendy has been working HARD.

5. Has to be DB IV. He's always yellin at us on the bench.

6. Likely staying as I'm a new player haha.

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Wassup

44 minutes ago, Banackock said:

30. You're going to the Space Station for a 3 month adventure. Which VHL member do you bring with you and why?

31. You're trapped in a Mall for 24 hours. No one else. No rules. What would you do?

32. Your player was caught doing something silly over the weekend by the local news. What was it?

33. A new technology has come out to improve hockey sticks. What is so special about these sticks?

34. VHL Christmas Charity is getting underway. What are some auction items YOU think would be cool?

35. How has your players season gone so far?

36. The season is wrapping up. Tell me one thing you're thankful for when it comes to the VHL.

37. If the VHL were to nominate someone to fight Jake Paul next, who should we pick??

hi im hopping in on this.

1. I'd probably chill with @Acydburn. He's my guy.

2. I'd probably chow down on some Edo and maybe hang out at GameStop.

3. Probably cocaine at the roxy. Let's just be honest with ourselves.

4. The bend on them are crazy. Also material lets them be whipped more but won't break as much.

5. I've enjoyed the ones where Dil was muted for multiple months. Sad he's gone. I guess they're free now. Anyone else willing to be muted? (up to a certain limit of course)

6. Idk he was just born yesterday. So pretty good I'd say.