Mr_Hatter

Presser for 12/19

 

1) Yes or No: do marshmallows belong in a fruit salad?

2) What is your biggest pet peeve when it comes to your teammates? 

3) Do you have any holiday plans coming up? 

4) Have you been signing up for the VHL 12 Days of Christmas events?

5) Do you think there are any potential point tasks that we could be doing instead of Media Spots, Graphics, or Podcasts? Or does that cover pretty much everything? 

6) What do you think the best indicator of a Two Way Forward's performance is?

hdb to yung jush 

 

Have a good one my friend

Henlo

Pick me daddy

Not sure if I've posted yet but meee

On 12/7/2021 at 7:52 PM, STZ said:

Moscow Menace Press Conference

Week of December 6th - 12th

Claim six answers for 2 TPE

 

1. As of today, the Malmo Nighthawks have taken over 1st in the EU Conference. Do you believe they are the favorite or are they just holding our place for right now?

2. Nico Pearce, our blue chip prospect, is nearly a point per game this season. Has his incredible year gone under the radar with the play of Idaho and Moreau?

3. What is the highlight of the first half of this season for your player, or any player on the Menace?

4. We lead the league with 11 home wins; what do you think makes Moscow so difficult for teams to at?

5. If your player wasn't playing hockey, what would he be doing? 9-5 job? Business Owner? What would occupy his/her time?

6. Have you seen The Beatles documentary "Get Back"? It's amazing, you should.

1) I think we'll be back on top quite soon

2) Maybe to the media at large, but on the team it's definitely getting attention. 

3) I've been really happy with my work in the faceoff circle!

4) probably the KGB raids the night before the game

5) Duke of House Atreides. It's a full time thing

6) not yet!!! I really want to. I've seen a lot of clips tho

hello. It's me

It me, post!

Hook it up daddy Josh

Hat.

Presser for 12/5

 

1) Despite mild expectations going into this season, we are currently one game back off third in the conference. What position do you think we will end up in? 

2) Who has been our team MVP so far this season?

3) What is your favorite team logo in the league? 

4) If you could rebrand any team, what would it be and why?

5) What is your worst sports memory?

6) What is your best sports memory?

7) What is your favorite root vegetable?

On 11/30/2021 at 9:05 AM, CowboyinAmerica said:

6) Why is Helsinki the worst team in the VHL? 

Because this question was clearly written by a hater who's jealous of our success. There's no other option.

 

*Hatter

On 12/2/2021 at 7:49 PM, Alex_J32 said:

Would need to clear this with @Mr_Hatter, but I'm sure we could auction off a custom VSN piece.

Absolutely! Could totally do a custom piece. Either like a player review/interview, or honestly whatever piece of VHL history or something the person would like. 

Presser for 11/28

 

1) What is your favorite holiday? 

2) Are you a coffee person, tea person, or neither?

3) Do you think it's easier to build a team via the draft or via free agency?

4) Do you have any podcast recommendations?

5) Why is Helsinki the best team in the VHL?

6) Why is Helsinki the worst team in the VHL? 

7) What is your favorite fact?

@Advantage

G - Rara Rasputin 

D - Tui Sova

@chikn

Rip well I'm here now, I'll make my pick

F - Druss Deathwalker 

 

@Advantage you're up!

Additionally, a big shoutout and thank you to @ajwllmsn for organizing the results and setting up the recap to be posted!

And just like that, the inaugural VHLE season has concluded! A fantastic introduction to the league saw a tight race for playoff positions, resulting with your first four teams to ever make the playoffs; The Vasteras Iron Eagles, Stockholm Vikings, Bratislava Watchmen, and Rome Gladiators. Your top GM is always a friendly face; congrats to @thadthrasher for establishing his claim as the best ever VHLE manager (so far), well earned for taking his Vikings to the top of the regular season with a 94 point record, thanks in large part to the regular season MVP Omi Aberg!

 

The Iron Eagles took out the regular season champs of Stockholm in a thrilling seven game series in the semifinals. Meanwhile, Rome beat Bratislava in a brutal sweep, but fell short in the finals as Vasteras won another seven game series to win the first ever Renaissance Cup! Congrats to all the Iron Eagles players and manager @rjfryman, especially to Willy Myers for leading them on to greatness, earning the distinction of Playoffs MVP in the process.

 

A fitting end that mirrors the VHL’s own original season, which saw Vasteras IK lift the Continental Cup. Will this iteration of Vasteras face the same 25 season curse that followed? Only time will tell; for now, we can only sit back and enjoy the hockey. A big thank you to the original VHLE commissioners @Victor and @Acydburn for their work getting the VHLE up and running. We look forward to next season when two new competitors join the fray; featuring a return of the Oslo Storm and the rise of the Geneva Rush. Until then, thank you and good night!
 

 

(Graphic made by @Zetterberg)

 

Hello and welcome to the recap of the S80 VHLE Awards! S80 marked the first time in VHL history where a third league was introduced. The VHLE was a great addition and brought a lot of talent and competition with it. Congratulations to all of the winners! 

 

First, our statistical winners:

 

 

Renaissance Cup - Championship

 

 

Congratulations to the Vasteras Iron Eagles on the first ever Renaissance Cup victory!
 

 

 

 

Best Regular Season Record

 

 

Congratulations to the Stockholm Vikings!

 

 

 

Most Goals
 

 

Congratulations to both

 

Raihan Heavems @RstortonYT
and
Omi Aberg @osens

 

 

 

Most Assists
 

 

Congratulations Drakon Zabastovka! @DarkSpyro

 

 

 

 

Most Points
 

Congratulations to Omi Aberg, on the podium once more! @osens

 

 

 

 

Lowest GAA

 

 
Congratulations to Tobias Reinhart @Spaz

 

 

 

Now to the moment you've been waiting for; the voted awards:

 

 

 

Top Defenseman Award

 

 

 

Congratulations to Shaggy Tipton! @TheTiptonKing

 

Tipton - 5, Nylen - 1, Zabastovka - 0

 

 

 

 

Top Two-Way Forward Award

 

 

 

Congratulations to Ryan Li ! @Ryan Li

 

Li - 5, Craig - 1, Minion - 0

 

 

 

 

 

Top Goaltender Award

 

 

 

Congratulations to Tobias Reinhart! @Spaz

 

Reinhart - 6, Booberry/Johnson - 0

 

 

 

 

Top General Manager Award

 

 

 

Congratulations to Thadius Sales! @thadthrasher

 

Sales - 4, Freeman (rjfryman), Gagnon (InstantRockstar)

 

 

 

Playoff MVP Award
 

Congratulations to Willy Myers @Willy Myers

Myers - 6, Tipton/Numminen/Booberry - 0

 

 

 

 

Most Valuable Player Award

 

 

 

Congratulations to Omi Aberg, the first ever VHLE MVP!  @osens

 

Aberg - 4, Tipton - 1, T. Reinhart - 1, Kisslinger/Minion - 0

 

 

 

 

 

Presser for 11/21

 

1) What are your thoughts on the award recipients for this season?

2) Now that the draft has concluded, welcome to all our new players! Anything you'd like to say? @tfong@FrostBeard@Tape-to-Tape@Grape@Will3@MattBake12@Spence King@Timmy Turner@Johnny_HX@Gretzky didnt lift da puck

3) What are your goals for you player this season?

4) What do you think our team goals should be?
5) If you could swim as fast as a motor boat, or float in the air as fast as a snail, which would you choose?

6) What is the most important part of hockey training in your opinion?

7) Tell me the best joke you've ever heard.

F - Dominic Gobeil

@chikn

Beauty thanks @STZ