Hank

Screaming Seamen

This is fucking sick.

POLAND RISE

I am applying for this! I have failed 10 agm applications so far, but I think this will be the one!

I am on Minny, and I also can do all the things you want me to, and do them well! Hope I get chosen, and best of luck to everyone!

Just made this as my first graphic so might as well go here.

GO MINNY!

Edit: My trade not mentioned though.

This was a pretty good article Prout. It kept me interested, but maybe just add a picture next time.

8.75/10

Pretty good article overall, maybe spice it up and add a picture.

8.25/10

On 5/10/2021 at 10:23 AM, PatrikLaine said:

Helsinki Titans Press Conference

Week Ending 5/16 (Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE)

 

Offseason

1) The offseason tends to be a boring time without training. What do you do to stay motivated and busy?
2) Is there anyone in particular you practice with during the offseason?

3) The WJC and WC usually get underway during the offseason. Do you tune into those at all?

Finals

4) What did you make of our efforts against the Seattle Bears?
5) Things got pretty chippy down there on the benches. How do you think had the best chirps?
6) How big of an achievement is it to get to the finals with such a young group?

Looking Ahead

7) What are your individual expectations heading into next season?
8.) What are our expectations as a team heading into next season?

9) As was announced yesterday, our legendary GM @Jubo will be stepping down. Let's give Jubo some love for his excellent tenure as the Titans GM!

10) What will you work on the most in your game this offseason?
11) The VHL Draft will be on Thursday Night. Has anyone in the draft class caught your eye who you think would look good in Helsinki blue?
12) A few Titans prospects will be making the jump to the big show this season. How excited are you to have a few new faces joining the Blue and White?

 

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1. I practice lots of hockey and play video games.

2. No, not really.

3. No, I do not tune into them. Though I applied to be a GM and failed, but hope I can get it next season.

7. I want to win the VHLM MVP and help Minnesota win the finals.

8. I think you guys are good enough to get pretty far.

10. Probably my defense, because I am a defenseman, and my offense was better than my defense this past season.

Good article laine.

F for Mikey

9 minutes ago, NSG88 said:

Meth and math... Hmm, tough call

Meth!

Me

1 hour ago, Banackock said:

Will you legalize math?

Meth or math? Because math is already legal.

2 hours ago, PatrikLaine said:

@Hank

Thanks again Laine.

3 hours ago, bigAL said:

Bruh you two wanted to talk about politics not become politicians, and prove things could be civil and not become personal. Do that, chill out, and keep your beef out of big important threads. 

I never said I was civil. And I was joking in here and I'm sure he was as well because I have no idea why he'd take it seriously at all.

3 minutes ago, diamond_ace said:

Hasn't been decided yet. VHL GM appointments are blue team, VHLM GM appointments are me and @Acydburn (with blue team input if necessary).

Alright. So now both my teams are getting new GMs  lol.

So my new vhlm gm is becoming my vhl gm. Well guess I'll be playing for him a lot longer than I thought. Congrats @Rayzor_7!

(Who's the new minny GM?)

1 minute ago, NSG88 said:

Hank calling someone names? I’m extremely surprised 

Imagine caring I said bum

Edit: nsg stop trying to start shit with me I could care less about you

4 minutes ago, NSG88 said:

I’d vote anyone over you. 

Well, you're out of luck because there is nobody named 'Anybody' running the election. They ran last year. Guess you're voting for me.

6 minutes ago, Beketov said:

Each time you ask I’m delaying it.

Bum

3 minutes ago, NSG88 said:

Hank trying to secure an acting role as Vladimir Putin

No I am Hank. Vote me for president now or die bitch.

31 minutes ago, NSG88 said:

That’s now how it works...

 

Wrong thread, silly shitposter  

Yes it is. If you don't vote for me I'll find you and torture you.

37 minutes ago, NSG88 said:

And why would I vote for you?

Because I said so