Seattle Bears Press Conference

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 11/1/2019 at 2:45 AM, Banackock said:

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?

Unexpected and amazing, felt really good to sweep.

 

Sucks for them doesn't it?

 

Locker room blew up and @Banackock was pinged I believe 24 times.

 

GGWP see you next season

 

Funk Funk Funk!!! Strongest goalie for certain

 

Low for sure imo, silent and strong member.

[Smarch 3,153]

22. Make a bold prediction about the upcoming season. Can be about a player, team/teams, etc.

 

Ray Funk will make a strong push for his first Aidan Shaw trophy after a less than stellar start to the season. Funk will add that award to his cabinet with a strong second half

 

23. What are you thinking about getting Frosty for Christmas?

 

A hooker, I mean the gift that keeps on giving

 

24. You're partying hard. YOUR CHAMPIONS. Whats your drink or ermm, narcotic of choice to party with tonight, baby?

 

Anything that is flowing. Beer, Whisky, anything……

 

29. Do you remember when Calgary thought they were going to the finals? Pepperidge Farm remember.

 

Calgary had a good roster and played well all season. They came up short and I’m sure more than disappointed.

 

30. American Thanksgiving will eventually be coming up. What are your plans?

 

Working, no time for football even

 

31. American Thanksgiving Part TWO: What food are you most looking forward to?

 

I mean any Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie

[Berocka 2,263]

1. How have you been in the first few games?

2. Who has lived up to expectations?

3. Who is letting the team down?

4. If you could propose one trade what would you do?

5. Are you happy with the off seasons moves?

6. What team has been the most surprising?

7. Which team would you like to beat in the NA conference final this season?

8. Which team would you like to beat in the cup final?

9. You have to visit each persons house, which one are you scared of going to?

10. Berocka makes you try Australian food, do you know of any apart from Vegemite that you like?

[Banackock 8,044]

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 2- REG SSN)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

32. What were your thoughts when we got @oilmandan/ Dan Wilinsky in Free Agency?

33. What was the biggest surprise in FA for you?

34. Who do you think is going to finish in last place?

35. Who has been the Bears MVP so far this season?

36. Who has been the leagues MVP so far this season?

37. If a VHLM team were to relocate, where would you move it to?

38. A company has come to you and wants to represent their brand. Who is it?

39. @HulkHogan shit talked someone and ended up beating the shit out of them. Who was it and what happened?

40. @Acydburn is a woman when he goes to the bar. He really has a thing for sweet drinks. What's his go-to shot?

41. @Rayzor_7 Came out with a new marijuana strain. What did he name it and why?

42. @FrostBeard moved to Seattle and is running for mayor. What is his platform?

43. Do you think we fucked up bringing on @DollarAndADream? 

44. Do you think @DollarAndADream should be demoted to LR janitor?

45. This is @DollarAndADream last season with Twinger. Name his next player please and he has to choose one of these suggested. God bless.

46. @HenrikZoiderberg just got off the phone with somebody really important. Who was it and what were they talking about? WINK

47. @Esso2264 and @HulkHogan were getting drunk in @DoktorFunk's garage again. What songs were on their playlist?

48. @Smarch believes he has the latest gadget to leave the hockey world behind and make him bill gates rich. What is it?

49. If you could eat anything right now, what would you be eating?

50. What is your go-to snack? CHIPS? JERKY? WATER?

51. You accidentally drop the soap in the shower and a genie pops out. He grants you one wish. What do you wish for (can't be un-dropping the soap. Once you done that, you done fucked up, son).

52. Predict the 2 teams in the finals. GO!

53. What do you think the Bears need to do to elevate their game?

54. @Beketov was fired from being the VHL commissioner. What did he do?

55. What are the Las Vegas odds right now for @Beaviss playing his back up all 8 games? I heard last year an old lady in Manitoba won $116,000 on a $100 bet damn.

56. MAGIC NOISES. @GustavMattias is back and he's trying to cast a spell on you. You attack back. What do you attack him with and how?

57. @Peace declared war on an entire VHL tribe. What tribe did he declare war on and do you think he should change his name to "War" for one day? 

58. What do you want for Christmas?

59. Who do you think ends up trading off at trade deadline for VHL? Who do they trade?

60. What are some things you like about Seattle?

61. Are there any ways to improve the Bears LR? Anything you want, lads?

62. @HulkHogan needs to stay buff to stay champion. What is his diet? 

63. @InstantRockstar actually wasn't an instant rockstar. Did you know it took him 11 years before he made his first studio album. To this day, he's only sold 2,100 albums. 

64. What do you think @tfong favourite food is? 

65. @Jtv123 was arrested. What was he doing? Did you bail him out? 

66. Do you still have dreams about the day when we all become Continental Champions? DA BEARZ

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

Edited November 24, 2019 by oilmandan
Only 1 L in Wilinsky

[Peace 1,531]

57. @Peace declared war on an entire VHL tribe. What tribe did he declare war on and do you think he should change his name to "War" for one day? 

I declared war on @Beaviss for his crappy warship tastes in World of Warships. 

You should too. 

#warwithbeaviss

Edited November 24, 2019 by Peace

[Gustav 6,407]

1 minute ago, Banackock said:

MAGIC NOISES. @GustavMattias is back and he's trying to cast a spell on you.

Oh, I've charmed them all already.

 

Isn't that right @DoktorFunk?

 

Spoiler

uwu

 

[ThePerfectNut 563]

Why am I getting arrested I know that I have some dope shit from Mexico butttt ;(

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

32. What were your thoughts when we got @oilmandan/ Dan Wilinsky in Free Agency?

 

I thought we were gonna have some crazy good depth, things work out weird that way.

 

33. What was the biggest surprise in FA for you?

 

I was very surprised when Michael @Motzaburger extended instead of looking at his FA options.

 

34. Who do you think is going to finish in last place?

 

It's a long shot, but Vancouver. I just don't think they have it in them.

 

35. Who has been the Bears MVP so far this season?

 

Ray. Always Mr. Funkz, no questions.

 

36. Who has been the leagues MVP so far this season?

 

Ray. Always Mr. Funkz, no questions.

 

37. If a VHLM team were to relocate, where would you move it to?

 

I would love to see The Kings move to somewhere in Sweden, or even Lillyhammer

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:15 PM, Banackock said:

32. What were your thoughts when we got @oilmandan/ Dan Wilinsky in Free Agency?

33. What was the biggest surprise in FA for you?

34. Who do you think is going to finish in last place?

35. Who has been the Bears MVP so far this season?

36. Who has been the leagues MVP so far this season?

37. If a VHLM team were to relocate, where would you move it to?

Fuck yeah! Was very excited

 

Slade not signing till season start

 

Davos, they suck again

 

Funk  

 

Randoms, sitting at the top for now and it'll probably stay that way

 

Mexico City to somewhere in NA, I'd vote Winnipeg/Brandon

[Berocka 2,263]

On 11/24/2019 at 11:15 AM, Banackock said:

61. Are there any ways to improve the Bears LR? Anything you want, lads?

62. @HulkHogan needs to stay buff to stay champion. What is his diet? 

63. @InstantRockstar actually wasn't an instant rockstar. Did you know it took him 11 years before he made his first studio album. To this day, he's only sold 2,100 albums. 

64. What do you think @tfong favourite food is? 

65. @Jtv123 was arrested. What was he doing? Did you bail him out? 

66. Do you still have dreams about the day when we all become Continental Champions? DA BEARZ

61. Nahh I think it is a good spot right now

62. He just eats 3 whole chickens and day and sleeps with 3 chicks a day

63. This isn't really a question, but no I didn't know that

64. Steak and Potatoes

65. He was trespassing into Seattle LR trying to become a bear, and yes I felt sorry for him

66. Every night I go to sleep with my championship ring next to me.

[oilmandan 688]

On 11/23/2019 at 6:15 PM, Banackock said:

32. What were your thoughts when we got @oilmandan/ Dan Wilinsky in Free Agency?

33. What was the biggest surprise in FA for you?

34. Who do you think is going to finish in last place?

35. Who has been the Bears MVP so far this season?

36. Who has been the leagues MVP so far this season?

37. If a VHLM team were to relocate, where would you move it to?

1 I said yay me. Someone is still willing to pay me money to suck at hockey.

2 I was actually surprised how many teams were interested in signing Wilinsky. He may have big tpe, but he's underperformed his whole career

3 Davos. Feel bad for them but maybe brighter days are ahead. They and New York got hurt badly with all the expansions 

4 Joel Ylonen. He's been a good team player and deserves the accolades 

5 Alex Pepper. he's been a good soldier for Helsinki for his whole career.

6 Move a team to Siberia. just because 

[DoktorFunk 810]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:15 PM, Banackock said:

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 2- REG SSN)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

32. What were your thoughts when we got @oilmandan/ Dan Wilinsky in Free Agency?

33. What was the biggest surprise in FA for you?

34. Who do you think is going to finish in last place?

35. Who has been the Bears MVP so far this season?

36. Who has been the leagues MVP so far this season?

37. If a VHLM team were to relocate, where would you move it to?

38. A company has come to you and wants to represent their brand. Who is it?

39. @HulkHogan shit talked someone and ended up beating the shit out of them. Who was it and what happened?

40. @Acydburn is a woman when he goes to the bar. He really has a thing for sweet drinks. What's his go-to shot?

41. @Rayzor_7 Came out with a new marijuana strain. What did he name it and why?

42. @FrostBeard moved to Seattle and is running for mayor. What is his platform?

43. Do you think we fucked up bringing on @DollarAndADream? 

44. Do you think @DollarAndADream should be demoted to LR janitor?

45. This is @DollarAndADream last season with Twinger. Name his next player please and he has to choose one of these suggested. God bless.

46. @HenrikZoiderberg just got off the phone with somebody really important. Who was it and what were they talking about? WINK

47. @Esso2264 and @HulkHogan were getting drunk in @DoktorFunk's garage again. What songs were on their playlist?

48. @Smarch believes he has the latest gadget to leave the hockey world behind and make him bill gates rich. What is it?

49. If you could eat anything right now, what would you be eating?

50. What is your go-to snack? CHIPS? JERKY? WATER?

51. You accidentally drop the soap in the shower and a genie pops out. He grants you one wish. What do you wish for (can't be un-dropping the soap. Once you done that, you done fucked up, son).

52. Predict the 2 teams in the finals. GO!

53. What do you think the Bears need to do to elevate their game?

54. @Beketov was fired from being the VHL commissioner. What did he do?

55. What are the Las Vegas odds right now for @Beaviss playing his back up all 8 games? I heard last year an old lady in Manitoba won $116,000 on a $100 bet damn.

56. MAGIC NOISES. @GustavMattias is back and he's trying to cast a spell on you. You attack back. What do you attack him with and how?

57. @Peace declared war on an entire VHL tribe. What tribe did he declare war on and do you think he should change his name to "War" for one day? 

58. What do you want for Christmas?

59. Who do you think ends up trading off at trade deadline for VHL? Who do they trade?

60. What are some things you like about Seattle?

61. Are there any ways to improve the Bears LR? Anything you want, lads?

62. @HulkHogan needs to stay buff to stay champion. What is his diet? 

63. @InstantRockstar actually wasn't an instant rockstar. Did you know it took him 11 years before he made his first studio album. To this day, he's only sold 2,100 albums. 

64. What do you think @tfong favourite food is? 

65. @Jtv123 was arrested. What was he doing? Did you bail him out? 

66. Do you still have dreams about the day when we all become Continental Champions? DA BEARZ

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

57. Peace is going to fight Malmo, but I'm not sure why. Yes, he should change his name.

58. Another Continental Cup

59. Calgary, and they'll trade most of the team.

60. The locker room, the GM, and the whole team.

61. I like the locker room as it is.

62. He eats only meat and water, brother.

[Berocka 2,263]

58. What do you want for Christmas?

Mainly to know I passed my subject I am doing.

59. Who do you think ends up trading off at trade deadline for VHL? Who do they trade?

I think that Davos will try and get some more picks for this draft.

60. What are some things you like about Seattle?

I like the needle thing it looks cool and you can get to ski slopes in like 3 hours.

[Banackock 8,044]

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 3- Get 2 Know Da Bearz)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

67. How are you today? What have you done?

68. Do you have any siblings?

69. What is your favourite colour and why?

70. What is your favourite food and why?

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

72. What are some of your favourite movies of all time?

73. What are some of your hobbies?

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

76. What are some foods you dislike?

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

79. Tells something funny about you etc.

80. What is something you're scared of? Spiders, heights, alien abduction, Afghanistan etc

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

67. How are you today? What have you done?

 

IRL I just got back from IRL Seattle, came back with a bunch of writing ideas from the city. In character, HZ has been exploring the Seattle underground and learning about the bootleg runs.

 

68. Do you have any siblings?

 

I'm an only child, I grew up with only my pet octopus Philipo for company.

 

69. What is your favourite colour and why?

 

Red is the warmest colour!

 

70. What is your favourite food and why?

 

 

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

 

 

72. What are some of your favourite movies of all time?

 

Despite being a Finnish movie, Troll Hunter is fantastic and everyone should watch it.

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:15 PM, Banackock said:

38. A company has come to you and wants to represent their brand. Who is it?

39. @HulkHogan shit talked someone and ended up beating the shit out of them. Who was it and what happened?

40. @Acydburn is a woman when he goes to the bar. He really has a thing for sweet drinks. What's his go-to shot?

41. @Rayzor_7 Came out with a new marijuana strain. What did he name it and why?

42. @FrostBeard moved to Seattle and is running for mayor. What is his platform?

43. Do you think we fucked up bringing on @DollarAndADream? 

Captain Morgan, they're in need of a new captain and they know I got FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY because my GM is a fool

 

JTV, he was found lying in a gutter the next morning

 

Dirty Hooker

 

Am I High? High amounts of CBD and no THC

 

"The Beard of the Bears will do you proud!"

 

Only if he complains about my PT's

[DoktorFunk 810]

23 hours ago, Banackock said:

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 3- Get 2 Know Da Bearz)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

67. How are you today? What have you done?

68. Do you have any siblings?

69. What is your favourite colour and why?

70. What is your favourite food and why?

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

72. What are some of your favourite movies of all time?

73. What are some of your hobbies?

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

76. What are some foods you dislike?

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

79. Tells something funny about you etc.

80. What is something you're scared of? Spiders, heights, alien abduction, Afghanistan etc

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

67. I'm supposed to be cold-calling people for my sales job, but fuck that. It sucks, so I'm doing my press conference. I'm good, though! Thanksgiving was great and I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend tonight, so that's exciting.

68. I do. I have a sister who is one and a half years younger than me.

69. Blue, because I like it, I guess.

70. Pizza, without question.

71. Probably popcorn. Low in calorie and tasty.

72. Favorite movies would be The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Akira, Reservoir Dogs, Groundhog Day, etc.

[Steve 1,920]

68. Do you have any siblings?

      No, just a sister.
69. What is your favourite colour and why?

      Red is my favorite color. Ferrari....duh!!
70. What is your favourite food and why?

      Chinese food is at the top of the list because there isn't anywhere to get some near me.
72. What are some of your favourite movies of all time?

      Sin City, Reservoir Dogs, John Wick and any other family friendly movie. 
74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

      I am 10 days older than dirt.
80. What is something you're scared of? Spiders, heights, alien abduction, Afghanistan etc

      Running out of ammo would be the thing that scares me the most.

[Berocka 2,263]

On 12/2/2019 at 8:36 AM, Banackock said:

67. How are you today? What have you done?

68. Do you have any siblings?

69. What is your favourite colour and why?

73. What are some of your hobbies?

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

67. Pretty stressed been trying to get ready for my exams as well as finish a lot of work before Xmas.

68. 2 sisters

69. Yellow I don't really have a reason just always liked it.

73. I play cricket and indoor soccer every week, also try and play video games when I have spare time.

74. I am 25

75. I am a tax accountant

[DoktorFunk 810]

73. What are some of your hobbies?

 

I play guitar and bass a lot, although not as much as I used to. I wish I had more time. That being said, I do plan to start another band soon.

 

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

 

I'm 28 years of age. 

 

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

 

I sell jewelry to people who want to buy it. 

 

76. What are some foods you dislike?

 

I can't stand mushrooms. 

 

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

 

Incorrect grammar and spelling. It really bugs me. 

 

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

 

I was on a TV show that aired across all 50 states when I was little.

 

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 11/23/2019 at 7:15 PM, Banackock said:

44. Do you think @DollarAndADream should be demoted to LR janitor?

45. This is @DollarAndADream last season with Twinger. Name his next player please and he has to choose one of these suggested. God bless.

46. @HenrikZoiderberg just got off the phone with somebody really important. Who was it and what were they talking about? WINK

47. @Esso2264 and @HulkHogan were getting drunk in @DoktorFunk's garage again. What songs were on their playlist?

48. @Smarch believes he has the latest gadget to leave the hockey world behind and make him bill gates rich. What is it?

49. If you could eat anything right now, what would you be eating?

Nah, give that to Hogan after he lost his title

 

Toonie Dream

 

Sources say MGS about his potential retirement if he doesn't get traded

 

God why oh why do they like Taylor Swift

 

A time travel machine to undo his missed shots

 

Wings, ice cream, ribs, steak, god dammit now I'm hungry

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

 

73. What are some of your hobbies?

 

Phillipo and I love to cook together - mostly seafood. We both love anchovies and anchovy paste, so pizza and cesar salads are a go-to.

 

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

 

At this point in my career I was drafted in S67, so I'm 20 years old!

 

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

 

I play hockey, what a silly question Bananaman!

 

76. What are some foods you dislike?

 

Octopus is a no-go. It upsets Phillipo too much.

 

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

 

Not being given enough PP time. Not getting to see my best buddy MGS.

 

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

 

Playing hockey in the VHL is an experience I'll never be able to forget!

[Steve 1,920]

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?
I wasn't here for that season, but I feel like a champion being on the team now.

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?
It was a sad day for Malmo. Happy day for all others.

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?
I heard it was a pretty wild place to be. The cross-dress contest was unexpected.

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?
Not really, sucks to lose.

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?
It is a team event and I think everyone that played was the MVP.

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?
Anyone that played better than expected.

[Berocka 2,263]

Cause I like asking questions here are some more for you all

 

1) Rayz Funk @Rayzor_7 needs new Goalie Equipment and you get to design it however you want, what do they look like? (Colours, Pictures, Words, whatever you want)
2) @Banackock comes up to you and asks you to start a rivalry with a team, who do you pick and how do you initiate it?

3) The Bears are organising a secret santa and you were given @DoktorFunk what do you buy him (for DoktorFunk you got given @HulkHogan)

4) What song is on your pump up list before the game

5) @Acydburn and @HenrikZoiderberg are the two captains of a training match, what team do you want to be on and why?

6) @HulkHogan is running a training session on how to lay hits, do you attend?

[Banackock 8,044]

On 12/1/2019 at 3:36 PM, Banackock said:

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 3- Get 2 Know Da Bearz)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

67. How are you today? What have you done?

68. Do you have any siblings?

69. What is your favourite colour and why?

70. What is your favourite food and why?

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

72. What are some of your favourite movies of all time?

73. What are some of your hobbies?

74. How old are you? If you don't want to give an exact age, give us a range of 10. If you're 25, 24-34 etc. IDC

75. What do you do for work/job/school/life?

76. What are some foods you dislike?

77. Do you have any pet peeves?

78. What's one of the coolest/most memorable thing you've done in life so far?

79. Tells something funny about you etc.

80. What is something you're scared of? Spiders, heights, alien abduction, Afghanistan etc

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

I can't imagine you'd need more but for the sake of it:

 

Bana's Quick Q's

 

What are your thoughts on your season?

What are your thoughts on how your team is doing?

Who do you think wins MVP?

Who has been your teams best player?

If you were to drop the gloves with any other VHLer, who would it be and why? don't be afraid to tag a bitch. 

Who makes it to the finals out of North America?

Who makes it out for Europe?

If the VHLM were to move Mexico but keep logo/name, where would you rebrand em to?

What are your thoughts on 12 days of Christmas?

What are you doing this year for the holiday season?

What are you hoping to get for presents this year?

Tell the league and those who lurk creepily reading these... a fact about you as a member.

 

[A few for your to pick and answer etc]