Seattle Bears Press Conference

[DoktorFunk 810]

On 1/2/2020 at 12:02 PM, Banackock said:

 

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 4 - DA PLAYOFF)   

 

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81. What are your thoughts on beating NYA?

82. Did you expect it to go to 7 games? What were your early on predictions?

83. Who has been the Bears MVP in the playoffs so far?

84. Thoughts on Malmo moving out? Can't hear @Jtv123's shit talking now.

85. Moscow or Riga. Which would you rather play in the finals?

86. Moscow or Riga. Which one is going to win? Series is 3-1. If series is done, what went right for the winning team?

87. Vancouver or Seattle. Series is 2-2. Who wins? If someone won, went went right for the winning team?

88. 86 PRT 2, what went wrong for the losing team? or what didn't go right?

89. 87 PRT 2, same shit as the above but for SEA/VAN. 

90. What did you get for Christmas?

91. What was your favourite food you ate over the Holiday season?

92. What is one food you don't like that is usually at holiday events for you etc?

93. What did you do for New Years? To me, it's just another day. New Years is no longer massive for me since growing up.  

94. REMATCH HAPPENED! @HulkHogan laid a beat down on @Beaviss. What are your thoughts on our brother regaining his heavy-weight championship?

95. What are your thoughts on @Berocka/ Aussie man swapping to the blue line and becoming a D-man?

96. @HenrikZoiderberg is lighting shit up in the playoffs. Smelling slats get stronger or something? What's going on with Zoider??? You went from ass to goat real fast.

97. The Seattle Bears turn into a goofy sitcom. Rename some key characters and give us the plot/theme of the sitcom. GO!

98. @Jubis Found it fun to jokingly trash talk Seattle. Did you know the last time Jubis' player, RJ Jubis, was involved in a sim was December 22nd, 2019. Yeah, he hasn't been in a sim since last year...

99. @Peace IS HERE! @BladeMaiden and @Banackock have announced a treaty of Peace. Will Peace stay? WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

100. How do you guys always ask for more questions when this is question 100 of the season? Isn't that a fuck ton of weeks and should last you most of your career? lmao

101. Speaking of @Jubis, tell me about his golf skills. I heard they're real shit despite spending lots of times hacking darts and swatting balls on the greens. 

102. Who wins the continental cup?

103. Who finishes the season with playoff MVP?

104. Which GM is most likely to get fired next?

105. Who are some members that deserve GM jobs in the league? VHLM or VHL.

 

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@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

81. I truly never thought we would make it this far. NY scared the shit out of me.

82. I HOPED we would sweep them, but that didn't happen.

83. I would say Rayz Funk, even though he's overpaid.

84. Malmo is gone, which makes me sad, but JTV loses, which makes me very happy.

85. I would've prefered Moscow, but here we are.

86. Riga won, so this question is invalid.

[Banackock 7,642]

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - CHAMPIONS X2 + Off- Season)   

 

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1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

7. Who do you think will be playoffs MVP?

8. Who would win playoff MVP that ISNT a Bear?

9. What went wrong for Riga?

10. What went right for Seattle?

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

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Final tag for some of these people, R.I.P:

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

[Steve 1,716]

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

       The best thing that anyone has come up with. I fully support these efforts, even though it is for Canada, there are needy people everywhere. Let's make this a thing.

20. What did you get for X-mas?

       I got some software and a drawing pad for my pc. 

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

       I am going to put a full blown effort into stop wearing my wife's clothes. 

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

       I think the player the contributes the most will be MVP. Because they will score and be good.......

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

       It will be a season of adjustments to get ready for the playoffs.

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

       Yes, you have to believe or you have already lost. Anything is possible and with Seattle, most likely.

[oilmandan 686]

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?
Amazing! Nobody can take that away from us

 

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo? Brave move. Hard to win any trade where you give up Wilinsky 

 

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season? Forced into a tough spot. Made the best of a bad situation 

 

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! Yes he should. He was a colourful character. But could also hold a sane conversation too. Just not in public 

 

20. What did you get for X-mas? I got a tv projector so I can watch tv while I’m in the hot tub. 
 

 

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be? I’d say to be even more awesome than last year 

Edited January 11, 2020 by oilmandan

[Acydburn 1,555]

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

 

Feels good, feels real good.

 

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

 

Feels good, feels read good. 

 

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

 

Feels good, feels real good. 

 

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

 

Can not confirm or deny 

 

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

 

"Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick" It hapened

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

 

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

 

Par for the course my man. May we never lose a playoff series again.

 

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

 

So good, I'm getting ready for the threepeat.

 

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

 

Absolute pandemonium. @Banackock in particular was still in his office and people started screaming his name until he arrived.

 

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

 

I can neither confirm nor deny that the alledged kangaroo was wild or domestic.

 

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

 

Every third word was "Fuck". It was kind of embarassing, he didn't even finish his champagne.

 

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

 

Sorry Ray, but this one I'm giving to good old frosted tips @FrostBeard. Lead us in points, and in the locker room, I'd be surprised if he wasn't lettered this season.

 

[DoktorFunk 810]

On 1/10/2020 at 2:49 AM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - CHAMPIONS X2 + Off- Season)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

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1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

7. Who do you think will be playoffs MVP?

8. Who would win playoff MVP that ISNT a Bear?

9. What went wrong for Riga?

10. What went right for Seattle?

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

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Final tag for some of these people, R.I.P:

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

1. Amazing, Champ! Back to back!

2. Wonderful. I'm glad we were able to show the world our talent. 

3. A little more muted than the first time! But, I think that's because we were still in shock that it was back to back. Crazy.

4. Snitches get stitches, but that kangaroo was chill as fuck.

5. "Hoes mad x 24"

6. @FrostBeard was the MVP. Miss ya, buddy. 

[Steve 1,716]

67. How are you today? What have you done?

       Can't tell yet, but I did wake up so the day is promising. I pissed, then made coffee.

68. Do you have any siblings?

       I have no siblings but I do have a sister.

69. What is your favorite color and why?

       I like all colors, I am not a racist.

70. What is your favorite food and why?

       Anything that is healthy I mostly like.

71. What is your "go to" snack or snack you like the most?

       Almonds.

72. What are some of your favorite movies of all time?

       John Wick, John Wick 2, John Wick 3 and all of the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings movies. Oh, and Bambi.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

On 1/10/2020 at 2:49 AM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - CHAMPIONS X2 + Off- Season)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

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** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

7. Who do you think will be playoffs MVP?

8. Who would win playoff MVP that ISNT a Bear?

9. What went wrong for Riga?

10. What went right for Seattle?

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

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Final tag for some of these people, R.I.P:

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

9. They were the 2nd best team and lost 

10. They were the better team and won

14. I know I speak for everyone on the team, they all were excited to have me. Hell I am excited that they were excited. 

16. Seattle the trade for me. It will win them another cup. 

17. Some dude that plays a position in a game we call hockey

18. Sure why not? His player should be called Dollar Dollard

19. Have you not read my article that stirred up a shit storm?

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 1/10/2020 at 1:49 AM, Banackock said:

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

Was a great thing, I hope it becomes annual!

 

Lots of clothes, a fitbit and I got myself new skates

 

Eat better and more calories, workout more

 

Funk for dragging SEA to first place

 

Well I just said first place so lets go with that

 

Possible, STHS has only allowed it once in 69 seasons though

[Acydburn 1,555]

On 1/10/2020 at 2:49 AM, Banackock said:

 

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

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Final tag for some of these people, R.I.P:

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

 

19. Was nice but I think it revolved too much around Christmas and not Holidays.

20. Your mom

21. Nope.. shits dumb

22. Funk.. Kind of a given at this point

23. Same as last years

24. Yup

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

7. Who do you think will be playoffs MVP?

 

Next year? Gotta be my man Michael Gary Scott. He's put up with too much over the years.

 

8. Who would win playoff MVP that ISNT a Bear?

 

Next year? Watch it be @oilmandan and watch the world burn.

 

9. What went wrong for Riga?

 

They decided to step to the Bears.

 

10. What went right for Seattle?

 

Bana put together a talented young team. That's all it takes. That and excessive trolling.

 

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

 

Real sad to see someone with such strong ties to the league leave, but he'll be forever a Bear if we're being honest.

 

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

 

That one stung, he was arguably our playoff MVP as detailed in my superlatives article. You hate to see it.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

 

On 1/10/2020 at 2:49 AM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - CHAMPIONS X2 + Off- Season)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

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** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

7. Who do you think will be playoffs MVP?

8. Who would win playoff MVP that ISNT a Bear?

9. What went wrong for Riga?

10. What went right for Seattle?

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

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Final tag for some of these people, R.I.P:

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

4. I cannot give detail but I can tell you that it's pretty lame. I let a gaggle of hookers go last season in Toronto's LR

5. From what I heard the guys tell me it was "I am gay" "I want the whole world to know that I am gay" and "I love cock" not that there's anything wrong with that

13. I don't know you. So good bye.

15. HORRIBLY! Couldn't bring me in last season because of how it was handled. So fuck you

21. Yes I will try to play less hockey and do more blow, so far I am living up to it

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 1/10/2020 at 1:49 AM, Banackock said:

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

Funking hell yeah! Back to back baby!

 

Best thing ever! Such a rare thing so to do it is amazing.

 

Less pings and more talking this time around, everyone still blew up a lot and it was hyped

 

All I'll say is someone had a boxing match with a Kangaroo and they didn't win

 

Who knows?! It was such a drunken slur I don't know if it was even english

 

b2b Kanous for Funk baby!

 

[Berocka 2,192]

On 1/10/2020 at 5:49 PM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - CHAMPIONS X2 + Off- Season)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

1. Hows it feel to be the S69 Continental Cup champions?

2. How does it feel to defend the title and go back to back?

3. What was the reaction in the LR when everyone found out that they had won the championship?

4. Rumours circulating the league are saying @Berocka released a wild kangaroo in the locker room during the championship party. Care to give some details?

5. @DoktorFunk was heard yelling shit out the window of the limo as you took the party to the clubs. What kind of stuff was he saying?

6. Who do you think was the Bears MVP?

7. Who do you think will be playoffs MVP?

8. Who would win playoff MVP that ISNT a Bear?

9. What went wrong for Riga?

10. What went right for Seattle?

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

20. What did you get for X-mas?

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

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Final tag for some of these people, R.I.P:

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka  @Steve @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard  @DollarAndADream @Esso2264 @oilmandan  @Berocka

 

1) it honestly feels better than the first time. We proved to all it wasn't a fluke

2) it feels fantastic we cemented ourselves as a great team under some great leadership

3) electric it was going off we spread into every other locker room close by screaming about the bears. If people weren't watching the games they soon learnt about our celebration

4) I cannot confirm or deny these allegations. But some say it was only a wallaby

5) AT A PARTY WHO'S SCOTT GREEN! @DoktorFunk

6) Has to be our man @Rayzor_7

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

 

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

 

Dearest Frost-boy. You were the best of us for a long time, and made such a huge impact in your short time in Seattle. You lead us to our first cup, and your beard was magificent from day one. I hope you're happy, wherever you go.

 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

 

I hear that MGS guy is pretty good, he could break his contract, right?

 

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

 

Banaman made some very difficult moves. I wasn't necessarily a fan of letting Frosty go, but dynasties are a difficult thing to build. I hope it's for the best.

 

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

 

Arguably our move of @oilmandan could go either way, but we couldn't afford his contract. I think it was a rare win-win.

 

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

 

Uhhh...(checks notes)... Lafreniere?

 

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

 

I'm a fan of the one-character start to finish approach, but to each their own.

 

[Steve 1,716]

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

      Good luck, been a pleasure having you as a team mate.

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

       That one with the tight hips.

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

       Fine job.

16. Which teams made the biggest trade this off-season? What was the deal - who won it?

       Not sure I can comment on trades and values.

17. Who goes first overall in the draft?

       The most popular re-create by someone in the circle jerk of the  inbred system. Or the best player at the time.......

18. Should @pennypenny recreate? If he has, fuck yes. Welcome back! 

       I know the name, not the long dramatic story. I don't mind if anyone comes back.

[Berocka 2,192]

On 1/29/2020 at 3:52 PM, Berocka said:

10. What went right for Seattle?

11. What are your thoughts on the Bears trading Yvonne? @Esso2264

12. What are your thoughts on @oilmandan to Malmo?

13. If you had to tape a good-bye message to @FrostBeard, what would you say? 

14. Who excites you as potential FA's this season and why?

15. How do you feel Seattle has handled the cap situation etc this season?

10) we played well as a team and the commradary was to much to overcome.

11) Bird was too big for the nest and had to be set free.

12) I will miss Dan he was a great leader in the LR.

13) Best of luck Frosty, where ever you go I will block your shots but I hope you have success against other teams

14) that Slade guy seems alright

15) The best we could.

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

19. What were your thoughts on this seasons VHL Charity Drive etc?

 

Honestly one of the coolest things thats been done in any community I've been a part of. Big ups to all of those who donated.

 

20. What did you get for X-mas?

 

A steamer for making dumplings! Call me little Bao wow!

 

21. Did you have a New Years Resolution? No? You don't do that dumb shit? Oh. Well, if you had to. What would it be?

 

I resolved to listen to the song New Years Resolutions by The Flatliners at least once. Gotta get that Canadian content in.

 

22. Who do you predict to be next seasons MVP and why?

 

Rayz Funk. He's the league's best player obviously.

 

23. How do you think the Bears are going to do next season?

 

Number one, with a bullet.

 

24. Think they can three-peat? Is it even possible? 

 

If we don't three-peat I'll retire my player.

[Banackock 7,642]

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 2 - Hibernating or nah?)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

29. Which team will finish last?

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

 

 

[Dil 1,744]

1 hour ago, Banackock said:

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

gud

[Banackock 7,642]

23 minutes ago, Dil said:

gud

[Rayzor_7 741]

22 hours ago, Banackock said:

25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

1. I'm just here so I won't get fined

2. Pickle is here and as much as people rag on him, he's good to have.

3. Good question, less shots to the head so far it seems

4. A good bottle of scotch, he can't sleep

5. Calgary is doing better than expected

6. Going to give it to Van over Moscow. Better goalie will do it.

[Steve 1,716]

On 2/6/2020 at 6:17 PM, Banackock said:

38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

 

38. Upgrading the sim engine FFS.

39. No clue about a mascot.

40. I don't think you used them yet.

41. I haven't seen that player in the LR so I have no clue what the others might or might not have done to him.

42. FUCK YOU ALL

43. I have listened to a couple of his podcasts and they were great. I don't know who he has interviewed since.

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

 

I'm kind of surprised The Wolves aren't in dead last, given how they're perrenial playoff losers. You'd think they'd just give up already.

 

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

 

Dabears of course. How we don't go 72-0-0 every season confuses me. We've got the most talent in the league.

 

29. Which team will finish last?

 

There's no way The Wolves don't come in last. They've got a ray of hope in MGS and not much else.

 

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

 

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. They'll normalize/regress back to where they belong.

 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

 

It's gotta be my man Thunder @Berocka

 

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

 

MGS is certainly on pace to make a push for it. He gets my vote.