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1. Absolutely they can. Although Ottawa may have two extremely overpowered players in their arsenal - our team is definitely a lot more established and prepared. We've got a lot more strength throughout as well.
2. Oh definitely Zyrok, no question about it.
3. Well Gino is definitely a teeth cleaner, and I am definitely the representative of Gino so I would say just keep cleaning the teeth.
4. I am absolutely disgusted that they would hire a man like Proto. I am absolutely shocked at this hiring, and I hope the VHLM is prepared for the carnage that's gonna be coming soon.
5. Oh, probably a killer whale, so I could peruse the deep ocean all I want. Also, nobody will fuck with me.
6. I type really quick, but that is not a secret. I would say I am very very good with my voices and accents, but again that is not a secret. Guess I just can't keep secrets.

1. Absolutely they can. Although Ottawa may have two extremely overpowered players in their arsenal - our team is definitely a lot more established and prepared. We've got a lot more strength throughout as well.
2. Oh definitely Zyrok, no question about it.
3. Well Gino is definitely a teeth cleaner, and I am definitely the representative of Gino so I would say just keep cleaning the teeth.
4. I am absolutely disgusted that they would hire a man like Proto. I am absolutely shocked at this hiring, and I hope the VHLM is prepared for the carnage that's gonna be coming soon.
5. Oh, probably a killer whale, so I could peruse the deep ocean all I want. Also, nobody will fuck with me.
6. I type really quick, but that is not a secret. I would say I am very very good with my voices and accents, but again that is not a secret. Guess I just can't keep secrets.

Oh and pls mafia only. No coven ??

Understood

Oh and pls mafia only. No coven ??

Gino’s Hat Tricks
            Gino’s hat tricks. Gino’s hat tricks. Gino’s hat tricks. That’s how many hat tricks Gino has gotten in his last few games. There’s an allure to Gino DiGiannantonio’s ability to put pucks in the net, and his ability has increased tremendously in the last few games. Gino is one of those players that you never know what you’re going to get at first. First off you can have millions and millions of goals, but the next minute. You only got an assist in 10 games. Gino is an extremely fickle character in this regard.
 
            However, what Gino doesn’t lack in, is his ability to get his teammates amped up before a game. Right before every hockey game, Gino makes sure to perform a dentistry check up on every single player. Zyrok12, Sheilds, and Gino have been putting up some crazy numbers. The Yukon Rush are currently on a 6 game winning streak, where they are STOMPING and RUINING the opposition. Even the Ottawa Lynx didn’t stand a chance against the Yukon Rush. Even though we’re 6th in the league at the time, we took it up a notch and really crushed the opposition. We’re just one of those teams that start slow and build up and really crush everybody along the way. There are many things that others would worry about, but we are not worried about anything.
 
            All we do is win, win, win, no matter what we do. Zyrok12 is currently the 2nd highest defenseman in the league, as well as the 2nd highest point getter for a defenseman. There’s a lot of room for improvement though. Although he may be the 2nd defenseman in the league, he is not finished yet. He still has a lot in the tank. You know every single time Gino scores a goal, it’s on the heels of Zyrok12 and his lovely passing.
 
        This is now a Zyrok12 appreciation post.
            Zyrok12 is a beautiful defenseman, and the only reason Gino can do so well. Gino loves everyone equally and takes care of everyone’s teeth equally in the locker room – but every time Zyrok12 is around, he makes sure to take extra special care of his teeth. Every single bit of his gums properly scrubbed and cleaned – right before Gino gives him a lovely toothbrush to take him to use before his next game. Zyrok12 has a lovely smile too. His smile is so adorable, and Gino always knows that he’s getting a beautiful pass because he sees that twinkle from Zy’s pearly whites. The Yukon Rush will now be getting daily teeth scrubs by Gino DiGiannantonio.
 
            Every time Gino scores a goal, he makes sure to go back onto the bench and give Zyrok a big back scratch and a pat on the helmet. There is nothing more satisfying than giving Zyrok a big back scratch and a pat on the helmet while playing the beautiful game of hockey. Goals and goals, they keep on scoring. That is all we do. Yukon Rush boys, this is us. This is family. We are the Yukon Rush, and we will never let down. We will win the cup this year, boys. Let’s fucking go.

SBA is a big L anyway, anyone in admin leadership there is big ugly stupid face.

SBA is a big L anyway, anyone in admin leadership there is big ugly stupid face.

SBA is a big L anyway, anyone in admin leadership there is big ugly stupid face.

SBA is a big L anyway, anyone in admin leadership there is big ugly stupid face.

1. Gino is an absolute beauty. If only he was better than usual. I see some ridiculous numbers in the VHLM and he ain't the one putting them up.
2. Probably will be Zyrok. He's just a D-man with an assist machine stabilized to him. He ain't stopping anytime soon.
3. PLAY THE STARS. i need my points damn it.
4. Oh yeah, they'll finish 3rd. They're just having a bad start to the season.
5. Dog probably, but I live with a lot of cats currently so I am suffering  I got allergies to cats too so it's all whack
6. Learning guitar, been just relaxing and living my life I suppose. It's been a boring solace.

Penny’s High Rant on the VHL
 
            I am currently stoned out of my mind good morning. I just want to do a quick shoot on the VHL and who’s in it. I tell you what, I am so pissed off every time I go into a sim league and see an inactive like Spade18 dominate. Like come on man, I put my heart, sweat, and tears into Gino. He is so sweet, and you’re tearing him apart just like the rest of the league.
 
            It makes me sick seeing that man do so well. Also, speaking of men who did well. Whatever happened to Bobubabi. He got unbanned and he just ain’t shit anymore. It’s like that unban ruined any sort of legend of him anymore. I would not want to be associated as his son ever again from here on out.
 
            It makes me sick to see Moscow doing as poorly as they are right now. Jet Jaguar is an absolute lick and the rest of the team’s not following his lead and really working towards getting a lot of wins and scores. It is unbelievable how much of a lick Jet Jaguar is, because Gorlab is the bonafide beauty.
            I challenge anyone in the VHL to compete against me in a Typeracer match. @ me if you’re down for the fight.
 
            I also gotta say, I am tired of seeing Beaviss and his players be so OP right now in the VHL. It’s like, how can someone so cute be so devastating? It’s crazy to me. I know HHH is going to win the leading scorer title though, because he’s a certified beauty 100%. Don’t @ Me. Unless you’re @ ing me to 1v1 in typeracer.

Kill Mike

The State of the VHLM
 
            The VHLM may be the minor league of the VHL, but there’s still a lot of great competition and powerful players that’ll be making a great name for themselves later down in the VHL. Currently, we have a tremendous gap of skill in the division of forwards. Adam Syreck and Richard Penisson are both up there respectively, 36 and 32 points each in only 11 games. a ridiculous stat that is only exemplified by their team’s ability to reach to the top – going 10-1 in that timeframe. The fact in the matter is that the VHLM is almost a crapshoot every single year, because of all the new competition and blood that makes its way into the league.
 
            For players like Syreck and Penisson to be putting numbers up like that, they got to have a good chemistry and a good balance between each other as far as playing goes. They’ve built an incredible chemistry in such a short amount of time, and that’s what puts the ball rolling on these teams to rock out so early on. Other bridges that lead out to this sort of thing may include a certain Bridges as well. That’s Alex Bridges and Nikita Nulikovich of the San Diego Marlins, the next two players on the points list. They’re both part of the same team, once again. They’re on the same line, working the same minutes, same sort of ordeal completely. They’re putting up points, right?
 
But get this. This time around, instead of leading the league in points as a team like the Ottawa Lynx. They’re pushing mid to low tier stats, only 6-5. What a major difference between the two. So, the VHLM currently is not relying on certain superstars to create divide in the standings, because the teams around them are so poorly distributed. That has always been the downfall of the VHLM. It’s always a crapshoot in the end.
 
You’ve got a team in here, one that I am associated with. They’re called the Yukon Rush. Now I know what you’re thinking, even though Gino’s on the team it does not mean the team is going to be incredible. This is just how life is. Zyrok13 and Shields lead the race points wise, but Burrows, Armstrong, and Vin Calla are not far along. The team is rolling along, winning and stringing some games, and they’re a team filled with depth. A team with depth is always a scarier team, this is a fact. Look at Yukon’s front and back. Stacked to the brim with high caliber players. You know a team is scary every time you see it and notice that Gino’s on it.
 
Even a man like Gino, a man who isn’t producing the points like he usually would – he is that caliber of player. His lack of points isn’t a weakness. It’s only a sign of strength, and integrity, letting his teammates piggyback off his great accomplishments. Gino DiGiannantonio has no limits, and he will never quit. Give it time, give it another 30 games. You’ll see a Gino that’s beyond everyone else.
 
THIS IS A GINO POST.

Penny’s High Rant on the VHL
 
            I am currently stoned out of my mind good morning. I just want to do a quick shoot on the VHL and who’s in it. I tell you what, I am so pissed off every time I go into a sim league and see an inactive like Spade18 dominate. Like come on man, I put my heart, sweat, and tears into Gino. He is so sweet, and you’re tearing him apart just like the rest of the league.
 
            It makes me sick seeing that man do so well. Also, speaking of men who did well. Whatever happened to Bobubabi. He got unbanned and he just ain’t shit anymore. It’s like that unban ruined any sort of legend of him anymore. I would not want to be associated as his son ever again from here on out.
 
            It makes me sick to see Moscow doing as poorly as they are right now. Jet Jaguar is an absolute lick and the rest of the team’s not following his lead and really working towards getting a lot of wins and scores. It is unbelievable how much of a lick Jet Jaguar is, because Gorlab is the bonafide beauty.
            I challenge anyone in the VHL to compete against me in a Typeracer match. @ me if you’re down for the fight.
 
            I also gotta say, I am tired of seeing Beaviss and his players be so OP right now in the VHL. It’s like, how can someone so cute be so devastating? It’s crazy to me. I know HHH is going to win the leading scorer title though, because he’s a certified beauty 100%. Don’t @ Me. Unless you’re @ ing me to 1v1 in typeracer.

1. It's not looking too bad. Could be better, but it's for sure solid atm.
2. Not a surprise, but there's definitely some players who could be better that aren't right now.
3. Who the fuck is this Gino kid and why is he slacking right now?
4. We're too busy being quarantined and busy that we forgot how to socialize in times of social need.
5. Not really too many. The VHLM is all a crapshoot anyways.
6. Gino DiGinnantonio or bust.

My target died. I am now a survivor claim. Nobody bug me now 

My target died. I am now a survivor claim. Nobody bug me now 

Solas is fine, he’s esc. Worry about Funk. 

Penny’s Thoughts on the VHL All Star Game
 
            First off, I want to start off by saying that Beaviss did an absolute terrible job. My man kept Rayz Funk in the net, a huge mistake that caused Team Gorlab to lose – and I am very disappointed in him for that. If Gorlab would’ve had full control over his team, that team would’ve done incredibly good. They employed the best strategy that’s ever been put forth in any hockey league – they employed the Edmonton Oilers strategy (a team from the NHL if you don’t know), by allowing twice the shots that they give. Usually it works out well, whoever shoots more usually loses – but in this event, in this case. It turned out the exact opposite.
 
            Gorlab and his team of licks brought out a tremendous effort, and they worked hard during that ASG. As I sat in a lobby filled with Beaviss, MexicanCow, and another gent whose name eludes me currently, I realized how much this ASG means for those who are playing in it. I mean, a good portion of the players in this ASG are now retired and will never play in another VHL game. Randoms, McWolf, and a few others I can’t name off the top of my head because I’m not a professional writer. The band of licks and Gorlab’s main squeeze Jet Jaguar brought out a good effort, but my god – it just couldn’t be enough in this unfortunate circumstance. Ryan Kastelic whipped out his dad dick and scored 5 goals. He is the captain now; he is the new Zibanejad. Gorlab couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw those results… Up 5-2 and then they still managed to lose 10-9 after a hard-fought battle. It would have been a hard-fought battle, but unfortunately for Gorlab, he had a terrible goalie in net named Funk. Funk let in some god-awful goals, and on top of that – he was never taken out of the net. It was atrocious to watch him letting in muffin after muffin, while Gorlab and his band of licks were pushing towards offense and scoring mad goals.
 
            It was to no avail though. Flyersfan and his ragged crew of misfits and has-beens managed to pull out the win. They had to have paid off Funk for him to throw the game, because there was nothing else in that game that Gorlab’s team did wrong. Rayz Funk is the WORST VHL goalie to ever participate in the ASG. That is an absolute fact, because he let in the biggest muffins. If you go back and view the footage of OT, and MIND you this is the first ASG to ever make it to OT. You will clearly see an absolute bastard of a man, not protecting his post! How dare he not protect his post and protect his team; he tore apart his team from the inside with his pathetic and poor play. The final shot and final goal were scored by a man behind the net! It wasn’t a good goal at all, wasn’t even a Lacrosse goal, it was just a PATHETIC and WORTHLESS shot that went in. I cannot believe it.
 
            @gorlab you should be ASHAMED of yourself for ever letting Rayz Funk being on your team. He is a certified BUST, he is NOT a lick.

1. I am very much excited. Ready to see Gino kick some ass with his new team, and hopefully rock on
2. Gotta be the Edmonton Oilers. Been living here my whole life, so I just gotta appreciate them for what they are.
3. EZ that's my girl Jennifer Aniston. She could get it.
4. The classic is always rage cage, mostly because everybody gets fucked.
5. Speaking of rage cage, the best drink to rock it with is some good ol beer and Fireball. Good god, disgusting. Best alcoholic beverage has to be a long island tho, for REAL.
6. Abrasive, goofy, I am an absolute BEAUTY. Ain't nobody can mess with me, boy.

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USername: Pennypenny
Male Fighter Name: Gino DiGinnantonio
Female Fighter Name: Gina VaGannantonio

USername: Pennypenny
Male Fighter Name: Gino DiGinnantonio
Female Fighter Name: Gina VaGannantonio

i better be the best lick there is