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I JUST BOOKED MY WEDDING AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED because I can't afford that lol

Today is my 1st VHL Anniversary. Time flies.

FLMAN is the best free agent this offseason

Seems like the GMs are much less hyped about the drafts than the prospects are :sadpanda:

Flashback to when and where you were when you made your vhl account

Took a look at the presumed dman shortage much like I did with the goalie surplus a while ago. Basically if 0 dmen go IA and everyone keeps earning like they are right now. (Which is completely unrealistic)
 

TL;DR is that we ideally want 9 max/high earning dmen to create in the next 2 season, and another 19(!) or so lower earning dmen, due to how it will line up with the massive S82-83 dman classes retiring.

So consider making a dman, you'll most certainly have a spot.

Just noticed I joined on this day 3 years ago

Hello VHL

who gonna say i got carried to all 5 cups first?

Plz baba ganush. I offer @Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @HenrikZoiderberg @Berocka @FrostBeard and company as sacrifice take em

Does anyone know if @Rayzor_7checks the forum? He's only posted like 5 times since May 2021

You can apply 19 TPE as a brand new player without having any impact on your player

Where can a normal person like me find a list of salary brackets on the portal? I'm too used to being a GM and having a management section for that

I'm pushing P, are you pushing P? the whole forum needs to be pushing P.. PUSHING P

im in the bath right now i thought this was supposed to be enjoyable. This is ass. First of all, ive been in this bitch for 10inutes and its already luke warm. Second of all i just got a phone call for deaf kids and i had to reject the girl. Third of all this bathtub isnt even big so like 50% of my body isnt even in the water. Im also clammy as fuck. My foreheads sweating and my backs stuck to the wall. Going back to the deaf kids thing, its not that i dont want to help them but you kind of caught me at a bad time and donations gotta come outof the goodness of my heart. Maybe if i wasnt clammed up in a bath tub suited for toddlers id sent something your way. My pits musvte been slightly wet cause im uncomfortable there too. I think she was a soundboard too but when i called her out she really clapped back immediately so i dont know. Anyways any bath enjoyers gotta think over their decision i got a blob of sweat running down my left eye and cheek right now holy fuck im getting out

At the end of the day, Vancouver abuses meta. And at the end of the day, SEATTLE IS STILL BETTER THAN THEM. Seattle is a top 2 team and we're not number 2. THE LEAGUES GOTTA WAKE UP. 

goodnight vhl

Quick ask me and Boot questions below

I have covid 

THIS THREAD IS NOW DISCORD GENERAL CHAT

THIS THREAD IS NOW DISCORD GENERAL CHAT

Nevermind guess im at the cutoff i get to have a bidding war. 

Come back BOOM misses you

@Beketovis both the scariest person in this league and also not at all. I can't explain it but it makes sense.

Yea we’ve seen the [constant] meta complaints, yes we are working on it, no it’s not an easy fix.