InstantRockstar

Just now, Bushito said:

The only joke you made is that you don't know that Brick Wahl is male, super hilarious. 

oh trust me, I knew lol. 

xD

Just now, Bushito said:

Fuck you're dumb sometimes

That is rude. 
 

I was making a joke d00d

wonder how Blade likes being called a "he" by her GM eh? 

@InciteHysteria welcome back!! 

I am the GM of the San Diego Marlins, and I'd love to offer you a position on our team! The draft just ended, so the off-season is slowly but surely coming to the end, so you've joined at a very fun time. Before you make a decision, I'd love to tell you a little bit more about the Marlins virtues, above and beyond what you see in our graphic. WE ARE OFFERING SECOND LINE MINUTES, PP, PK, THE WHOLE SHEBANG! 

We praise activity

We indulge in conversation

There is always someone available to help you

We are inclusive and cherish all of our players

You will always be heard, and always have opportunities 

We hope you share the same virtues we do, and if you do feel like we're the best choice, just "quote" this offer and accept it. Otherwise enjoy the league and good luck on your journey! 

@Adil welcome to the VHL! 

I am the GM of the San Diego Marlins, and I'd love to offer you a position on our team! The draft just ended, so the off-season is slowly but surely coming to the end, so you've joined at a very fun time. Before you make a decision, I'd love to tell you a little bit more about the Marlins virtues, above and beyond what you see in our graphic. 

We praise activity

We indulge in conversation

There is always someone available to help you

We are inclusive and cherish all of our players

You will always be heard, and always have opportunities 

We hope you share the same virtues we do, and if you do feel like we're the best choice, just "quote" this offer and accept it. Otherwise enjoy the league and good luck on your journey! 

Hello @monkeywrench15

Awesome time to make a player, you now get to choose your destination which I find is actually a lot of fun, all of the power is in your hands. I am the GM of the San Diego Marlins

We have a couple of centers, but one of them is inactive, so right away I can offer you second line minutes, including PP and PK time and that may even get to improve over time. 

We'd love to have you, I am an active GM, our team and LR is constantly active, we help with PT ideas,  PT feedback, build help and so much more, needless to say you will be WELL supported here. 

The San Diego Marlins had a wicked draft but were left with some uncertainty throughout their venture during the off-season. With a solid top six, a solid top four and a non-existent goalie, the Marlins embarked on the season with an uphill battle, and fought it...better than expected. Despite not having a super high TPE player in net, the team ended up in the playoffs and put up a really hard-fought battle against the Aces before they were eventually taken out. Seeing as the team had found no success in the playoffs at all, not even winning a game their previous two seasons, this was a huge step in the right direction. Now, when it comes to the returnees of that team, we have as follows: 

As we can see once again, going into the draft and off-season period, the Marlins do not have a goalie, however they do have a fairly sweet top 6 that can hopefully get sweeter by adding some centers to the mix, and they are still left with some defenders, which is always nice for any team! Overall, they aren't in bad shape, a lot of other teams could be worse off but there is some decent pieces in this upcoming VHLM draft so we'll have to see how this pans out. 

http://efl.network/topic/12573-quack-quack/

6

As decided upon by the coalition (myself, @Banackock and @Rayzor_7) this is going to be the team that kills all other teams...and wins gold.

F - John Madden @Thranduil

F - Ryuu Crimson @SlapshotDragon

F - Maxim Kovalchuk @Banackock

F - Tyler Barabash Jr @Bushito

F -  Dan Baillie @wcats

F - Roll Fizzlebeef @TacticalHammer

D - Jesse Wilson @monkeywrench15

D - Charlie Paddywagon @DMaximus

D - Jagger Philliefan @Philliefan

D - Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan

G - Greg Eagles @Greg_Di

G - Raymond Bernard @Mr_Hatter

congrats to all selected and welcome to the future of International Hockey

congrats to all the winners, especially our boy @Fire_In_Babylon for that assist leader award! 

10

still no picks, still don't care

but I'll be there. 

http://efl.network/topic/12535-bands-on-my-back/?do=getNewComment

+6

I have no picks so idc lol! 

sent in, lets go! 

It's been a bitch of a time in the VHL, and I'll be the first one to admit it. As a young thirteen year old, I joined the VHL unaware of what I was even doing or getting myself into. My cousin had referred me to the site and I am a huge hockey player and watcher, so even as young as I was, it intrigued me. My first player was a bit of a bust, rightfully so, I had no freaking clue what I was doing, it was like 17 seasons into the leagues existence so people knew a lot more than I did, and so I retired him early to try to figure shit out. 

Throughout the process somewhere along the failed path of terrible bust players and constant disappearances, I finally found my footing with my best player to date, Radislav Mjers. I was pretty proud of my accomplishments when it came to Mjers, he was a multi-season all-star, he had won two cups, a couple of individual awards, and was my highest TPE player, but this would be the peak for me, and the "demise" of my reputation so to speak. I was a jackass after that player, I made a lot of failed commitments to players and burned GM's respectively as I went AFK three times with three separate players and it was not my best look, in fact I was probably at my lowest point by then...

But then things changed! I went away for what I'd consider to be my biggest "break" and it was a hard pill to swallow, my life had changed in many ways. At my lowest, what people didn't know is IRL I was spiraling out of control, I was battling myself as my personal demon, but thankfully, I overcame it all. I had a kid just before leaving here, another while I was gone, I got married, and just spent me time. I also ended up beginning to run my own operations from home, and straying away from the toxic 9-5 job I was at before, a lot of things we're looking up for me, and still are...and that's how we landed here.

I would say this is my new peak, Denver Wolfe while not the stud in the VHL I was hoping for has been my most fun player up to date. I've updated consistently, I've been a GM now in the VHLM for a few seasons which has really been awesome finally coming back and being good at a job I knew I could do, but had just shrugged off many times in the past, and I've made everlasting memories with a lot of of awesome people. 

So yeah...this is the story of the very many year career of me... and my historical background into the VHL... 

Thanks for reading  

with being away for the weekend and completely forgetting, here is the PT I made and forgot to post: 

@Beketov

plz assist you beautiful soul. 

both guys seem fairly active, being half-way through the season, gonna try to see if we can utilize them! 

@ShawnGlade

You spent some time in Van-City, come join me in San Diego as my 2nd pairing player, PP, PK included, I think you'd enjoy yourself! 

Come join San Diego @Tagger I'll give ya 2nd pair + PP and PK, yeah? 

quote to accept. 

ID: 8226- 9187- 2265 - 5511 ($20)

S68 - Denver Wolfe

Double (used 9.20.2019)

Double (used 9.29.2019)

5 Uncapped (used 9.20.2019)

Free Week (used 10.3.2019)

using free week. 

Sup @Siddhus

Nice to see you joined the dark side. I obviously know you from the EFL quite well I also run a team here, the San Diego Marlins and were always looking for active, dedicated players to join our team. 

I'd like to offer you 2nd line minutes on the team, with some PP and PK time, we'll be playing you on both sides of the wing, to maximize minute production and also scoring/point potential for you. 

If you'd like to come join me, quote this offer, we'll get you started

Good luck, and other GM's will reach out to you as well, it's your choice if you choose to wait for their offers or not before accepting. 

@Russ Germain

Welcome to the VHL! My name is Zack, I go by InstantRockstar here, and I am the GM of the San Diego Marlins. We have a great opportunity for you on our team, that I think you'd enjoy a lot! We're offering you second line minutes as our 2C with PP and PK time to take over from a recently inactive center we have on the team. We'd love to grow our team and our community and add you to a very active core as is . 

If you'd like to come join us quote this offer and accept it! 

More GM's will offer on you as well, so you can choose to wait to accept, or just accept it anytime. 

Regardless of your decision, enjoy your experience here, there is a lot of fun to be had and a lot of great GM's, you can't make a bad choice. 

Cheers. 

@TheStranger

first and foremost welcome! 

I'm the GM of the SD Marlins, I'll make this short and sweet... we want you! As a defender, we'd be able to offer you second pairing minutes with PP and PK time too! You'll continue to grow with a core that is wanting to win and as we continue to grow, we will continue to fight for a playoff spot. 

If you'd like to join us, quote this and accept, and lets get your journey started!! 

You will also receive offers from other GM's, so you can either accept mine now, or wait to see what other offers come in, regardless you have fun and enjoy the league!