BluObieZ

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Lol what a failure of a team Calgary is. But this doesn't shock me because of how big of a failure their GM is

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On 8/10/2019 at 3:10 PM, Sonnet said:

Helsinki Titans Press Conference

Week Ending 8/11

    

 

1) The Titans are back to winning games, but consistency is still an issue. What's the best way to fix that?

2) Despite some struggles, we still sit atop the European conference. Are you scared of anyone behind us?

3) Toronto just became the first team to clinch a playoff berth. Do you see anyone stopping them this season?

4) The playoffs are just around the corner, but there are still a handful of games left to play. How hard is it to focus on the now, rather than the first round?

5) Recently, the Titan's statistical history was brought up to date. Do you think any current players will end up being some of the most recognized franchise names?

6) If you could pick your first round playoff opponent, who would it be and why?

 

    

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1) less coke

2) Nope

3) Um... yeah. Us. They will hate us in the finals

4) not hard to focus. We're first. People need to focus on us and worry about us

5) I don't know about current and past players to even attempt a proper answer

6) Calgary cause fuck em. Too bad they are in NA. Who do we talk to have Calgary traded to Europe? Justin Trudeau?

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Gold - Canada

Silver - Europe

Bronze - Asia

MVP - Ambrose Stark

Boubabi can never live up to some of the shit I've done. Dudes amateur compared to me. Probably best the league keeps him banned. I'd have him rage quitting in no time.

1 minute ago, nethi99 said:

1 minute ago, nethi99 said:

The fuck u say to me!?

 

So I saw the poll on if we should unban Boubabi and I think to myself why is it even a fucking question. It should be a solid fucking yes. Not because of what he brings to the league and all that shitty league related stuff. Nay. Not that. I think it should happen for more selfish reasons. I have been for a long time been told that i was a great troll and the penultimate asshole around here till he came around. That he would say shit that I wouldn't and such. Hell people even accused me of caring too much to not cross the lines that he did. Do you forget the shit I did? I was called the fucking trolliest of trolls and so on. I crossed lines like it was no ones business. Hell I had people wondering why I was never perma banned. Hell I crossed lines that he would never. Because I was so good and finding shit that cut deep and I kept on it till you cracked. I was cool under "pressure" and never got mad. I just had fun with it. You could be sitting their fuming and wondering wtf why isn't Robbie mad. Well because I found it funny and amusing. Boubabi would have no chance against me. So unban his ass so I can make him quit. The league owes me this as a retirement gift for the years of servitude. 

 

Good night and fuck you 

On 7/31/2019 at 9:35 PM, Sonnet said:

Helsinki Titans Press Conference

Week Ending 8/04 

    

1) The Titans have been slumping as of late. What's the cause? Bad airline food? Intense practices?

2) What are your thoughts on your own performance so far?

3) What does Helsinki need to do in order to turn their fortune around?

4) Where do you think the Titans peak this season?

5) On the contrary, what's the worst possible finish for the Titans this year?

6) On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate Toronto?

    

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1) Cocaine from Switzerland

2) I suck at the moment

3) Play better

4) Us lifting the cup, all we need is pure Columbian Powder

5) No cup

6) 0 I don't really think about them or even care to have a opinion they are nothing to me

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Fuck yes unban him. So me and him can go head to head. It should be my retirement gift from the league for fucking around all these years. Unban him and let us do battle since all of you seem to think he is worse than me. Then he will quit so you won't even need to ban him.

Hello out there in the VHL I honestly have no drive to make anything original this week. In the film industry we had a death about a week ago of great person. He was the a great man, i never directly worked with him in his department (SPFX) but from what I know he was a very nice person and just a great person to be around. This has really put a damper on the whole industry which leads to today when we had the celebration of life for him in our newest studio that is about to open. Thus making his celebration of life the first thing in there. It was a nice gesture by the union and the studio to do it. But I did not go because it would have been a somber affair with people speaking and telling stories about him. Which is all fine and dandy, but I had none. I may have seen him in passing a few times. His face i for sure knew, but does knowing a persons face warrant going? just because they were a union brother? I didn't think so. So I didn't go and now I will have to face questions of why I didn't go and such. Going would make me wonder when I die will I get a studio celebration of life. Will I have done enough to warrant one? so basically I would have had to face my own mortality. I rather not go and do that. It sucks what happened and everyone in the union and the industry are just downright blown away it would happen to him. It was a stunt gone wrong and something hit him in the head. I know people who were there and saw it. They offer grief counselors to people and that's great but... I don't even know where I am going with. I guess I am trying to voice why I didn't go today... but to a bunch of people that don't work in the industry... Anyways nothing new from me this week because of this. This is not anything to do with VHL so sue me.  

On 7/23/2019 at 11:50 AM, Quik said:

Helsinki Titans Press Conference

Week Ending 7/28 

    

 

1) What are your thoughts on the team's performance thus far?

2) We made a big trade to bring in Dan Wilinsky. How do you think this affects our chances this season and beyond?

3) Have you experienced any of the so called "Cup Hangover" where your perfomance dips after winning a Championship?

4a) If you are a veteran player/member, what advice do you have for the rookies on the team as we fight for top spot in the European Conference?

4b) If you are a younger player/newer member, what advice have you gotten to help in the transition to the VHL?

5) What team(s) do you see as our biggest obstacles in repeating as Cup Champs?

6) The VHL just recently celebrated its 12th birthday. What is your favourite memory during your time in the VHL?

 

    

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1) Good but so far I have not done anything. Maybe I should lay off the drugs?

2) Couldn't care any less, as long as he brings a cup ill be happy

3) I live life hungover from the parties I go to. Being a god every girl wants my cock. It's quite tiring. You should feel sorry for me... no sorry for yourself for not getting laid as much as I do. It's quite sad... what was the question? Oh yeah. Hangover... yeah im hungover so much that I cannot distinguish what hangover im on right now.

4a) Lifes short so party and fuck as much as you can

5) None

6) The height of my trolling. It was epic. Short Bus also which was me trolling and 5's a crowd was around that time. Yeah... Old Robbie was fun. He should come back

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claiming 2nd time

Well... Well.. Well... look who went 24th and is rocketing up the rankings

I feel like this was made just for me

 

G: Sam Sung- Asian import goalie. Tech mogul who's worth billions.  Who uses technology to be like iron man. 

 

Center: P Ennis yes his first name is just P. Fuck off. He is a center because your cock is centered between your right and left leg. More comedic gold couldn't fall onto your lap.

 

LW: Macdonald Berger

 

RW: Jack Daniels 

 

Defense: Dick Long. Come on people. Someone should use some of these.

 

Moe Lester. Come on... bit of dark humor. 

 

Someone should really use these

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With the Xavier special tonight unexpectedly you must be thinking one of two things. What in the holy hell did you just witness because you either don’t know who the player was or you are thinking god damn it I wish Robbie turned that into one of his scripts. Well he may just do that so don’t worry your little head about it. Robbie know exactly what you want so before his time is done here a more detailed script will drop. Not only for the Xavier story but for other players that played for the Zimmers agency. All will wrap up the players story in nice little bows and make you laugh and maybe even fucking cry. Yes dramatic shit may go on. I don’t really know and I don’t care right now. But having made this announcement we do not know which players will get wrap ups but you could only assume that Robin Banks probably will not and a few others but names like Robbie Zimmers, Sir William Covington III, Guido Schwartz Esq will most likely receive the.  Which players would you like to see a wrap up on before the King leaves for good?

Hey since I am getting closer and closer to leaving this thing we call a league I thought I should go back and revisit some of my more popular players. Revisit them. See what they are up to and give them a ending. So sit back and enjoy.

 

Xavier Martinez in a suit walks in front of a camera as two girls in bikinis fan him with large palm trees. He snaps his fingers, a girl appears from behind the camera with a glass with cocaine on it. He proceeds to the snort the cocaine before shoving her away and goes right into what the video is about.

 

Xavier

Hello people. Welcome to Xav estate Cocainery here in cocaine central in Mexico. Here at Xav we pride ourselves in the best shit anywhere in the world. No matter if it’s a bump, a dime bag, kilo or a fucking cocaine submarine. We here at Xav have your best cocaine needs in our best interest. Why? Because if you are happy, you come back and you make me a richer man. Money makes the world go round my little gringos, and I know what you fuckers like. Cocaine. The good stuff. White powder. White dragon.

 

A video package plays showing naked women picking the plant, turning it into cocaine, cutting it and getting it ready for sale.

 

Xavier

We only employ naked women. Why? Well they can’t steal from me. They would be stupid if they tried to smuggle it out inside them. Plus it is better to look at. So when you come for a tour of Xav plantation you will be met with naked women on their knees because they are here to serve your every need, and I do mean every. If you are happy, you will be back so what’s better than a blow job before you do some blow? That’s what our company slogan is “Go blow yourself”

 

Cut to later

 

Xavier is touring his whole plantation when he finds a plant that looks off. He turns to a Pablo Escobar looking guy (down to the mustache)

 

Xavier

Burn it all!

 

Cut to later

Detective Byron Coca is standing with his task force near the villa. They appear to be getting ready to raid the villa. Byron looks at his men and starts to give a long boring and slightly inspiring speech.

 

Byron

Men today is the day. The day you have been dreaming all your life for. Well… not your wedding your day. Or the birth of your child, and probably not as important as a good Fajita after a long day of cracking skulls. Cause you know, nothing is better. But this moment is still up there somewhere between bad head from your wife and that feeling after taking a big dumb. Yes you all know that feeling. But do not let these words of wisdom deter you from the task at hand. The man we are going after has long been the biggest cocaine king pin. Paying off all our informants to give us false clues and feed us lies. He has also paid our fellow brothers and sisters’ way better than our salaries. I mean like probably ten times as much. We really can’t keep up with paying that much. I see why they would turn on us. But that is not my point…

 

Cut to

 

Xavier is hosting a cocaine party. High class people from around the world have flown in for the party at Xav Villa. People doing cocaine off any surface that will hold the powder. Xavier appears at the top of the stairs as he looks at the party. His wife dressed in a dress made of literal gold walks up and kisses him.

 

Xavier

LETS PARTY!

 

Cut to

Xavier is doing a massive line of cocaine when his young son Pablo walks up to him and hugs him closely

 

Pablo

Daddy! Thank you for the best birthday party ever!

 

Xavier

Oh son we celebrate you and the snow that we just got

 

Pablo looks at his father confused

 

Pablo

But Daddy this is Mexico there is no snow here

 

Xavier

Oh young Pablo, snow pays for everything here. You will soon learn that.

 

Cut to

Detective Byron is sobbing as he continues his speech.

 

Byron

This mother fucker took my wife from me. She was the best wife and now she is gone. She now cuts coke and gives blow jobs for this piece of shit. Sure he can give her everything she ever wanted and he must be well hung because I know my little two incher never pleased her. BUT! That is not my point. I find it hard telling our kids that mommy is not a cocaine slut. Paid to do whatever this fucker wants. I had enough of him working hard to destroy whatever I worked my ass off to build… Well he probably doesn’t really have to work hard at it. With all that money things come easy.

 

Cut to

Xavier goes into his office at the top of the stairs and closes the door. A naked woman walks in and dumps a literal bucket of cocaine on Xavier’s desk.

 

Cut to

Byron is sitting in a small police car. He appears to be praying.

 

Byron

Please let me have a win. I need this. I have to go home and let my kids know that daddy is not the failure that they know that I am. I need this. Let little Maggie here be my chariot to victory over this scum. He is the reason why there have been cuts and I will no longer stand for it. I can barely do anything about it, this is my last chance before I give up and take a bribe and join him. If you can’t beat em join em right?

 

 Byron tries to ram the front gate of the compound but does not even make a scratch on the gate. He lets out a scream and begins to cry.

 

Byron

GOD DAMN IT!!!!! You couldn’t give me this victory. You couldn’t just fucking let me ram this down like it was an action movie. You are probably up there laughing. Well guess what? My Maggie might be destroyed and my drive might be shaken but I will go forward!

 

A defeated Byron climbs out of the car and begins to climb the gate. He rips his pants before falling off the top and onto the other side. Clearly hurting himself in the process. He stands up and looks at his men.

 

Bryon

This man is finished winning all the time. Do this for the budget cuts we have been with. Do it for the men that turned on us. Do it for my wife. DO IT FOR MY PANTS!

Cut to

Xavier Martinez sits at a desk looking all coked out, almost like he is dead but all of a sudden he snaps out of it and looks around the room in a cocaine stare. He looks at the Tony Montana coke mountain in front of him before diving first into it. Just then he hears the sound of his front door being broken down

 

Byron

FREEZE! It’s the police!!! I said freeze! Okay… you do you and I do me. I just want Xavier and please don’t shoot us. Due to budget cuts we have five bullets amongst us

 

Xavier in his coked out state cocks his fingers like they are guns as he gets up and slowly moving towards the door.

 

Fade to Black

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On 7/10/2019 at 4:55 PM, Sonnet said:

(I'm in the process of making a new s67 banner, don't worry)

 

Helsinki Titans Press Conference

Week Ending 6/30

    

 

1) The Helsinki Titans are Continental Cup CHAMPIONS. What are your thoughts?

2) The band is staying together for this upcoming season, are you happy or dissatisfied with the lack of changes?

3a) What did you do on your day with the Cup?

3b) If you weren't on the cup team, what was your favorite activity this offseason?

4a) We've got some new kids on the block, this season in Helsinki. Which rookie are you most excited to see make the jump into the big leagues?

4b) If you ARE one of the rookies, what are you hoping to bring to the ice this season?

5) What are your expectations for the Titans in s67?

6) What do you think of the new uniform reveal? Which of the jerseys is your favorite?

 

    

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1)Like I said we would. Never doubt me. I got that championship fever. I got 3 cups in 3 seasons

2)Why fix a winning formula?

3a)  You don't want to know. Lets just say it involved hookers, coke and a elephant named Tiger. Which I found odd cause he aint no fucking elephant.

4a) I have no idea who are the rooks. So i will go with one of them

5) Cup or bust

6) Dont really care