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Just now, DilIsPickle said:

Just quit the site and go to your pretend wife, kids, and yacht.

 

You’ve been here for years and I can promise you if you were to leave the site today not a single soul would miss you or even notice you left.

Nah I'll stick around a bit longer to torment you. I have zero reason to fake anything. Lol. Like absolutely zero reason. Like you have zero reason to call yourself a man

7 minutes ago, DilIsPickle said:

My god...

 

 

 

I’m not sure you noticed but no one makes money off the league. The donations and the proceeds of this would go into paying for the hosting.

 

 

You and your 3 braincells needs to fuck off.

Lol 3 brain cells. You wish I was a tard. Then you'd have a chance against me. 

1 hour ago, DilIsPickle said:

Hey Robbie.

 

Not a single person in this league gives a single fuck about what you think. Thanks.

Once again. You gave a fuck enough to quote me. I was pointing out that it was stupid to spend money on stupid shit for brands that don't exist. At this point your money or parents money goes into the the blue crews pockets. This is a sim league. No one should make money off it. So save the little money that you and your parents have and don't buy it you peasant fuck.

11 hours ago, TheLastOlympian07 said:

lol so instead of just signing you for 1 season seattle just said lets not sign him at all? what kind of backwards thinking is this? 

Ask Bana and his coked out ways 

18 minutes ago, MexicanCow123 said:

Well my mind's not right so.....

Buy a "Team Fuck You" Robbie Zimmers shirt

Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol. 

45 minutes ago, Beaviss said:

 

This is found to violate our new terms found HERE

 

Ill be hiding this thread. Let me know if you have any questions.

 

Your quote of me has the "violations" in it. Just want to point that out to you.

Also. Who do I complain to about finding something offensive? Is it you? Because I find your hot dog sig offensive and overtly sexual. I believe it should be taken down.  

30 minutes ago, zepheter said:

Maybe I missed it in the previous article but why did you decide to go from winning cups to playing for every team?

Never went from one to the other. Both were my goals from the start

So if you are just slightly even curious about the grand plan of Orion Slade, which you clearly are since you are reading this. Then well let me tell you something that you may not know. Sure you know the cup goal (slowly slipping away) and the goal to play for as many teams as he can. But what is being held under wraps is how he intends to do such things before his time is up. He has at most 4 seasons left and as little as 3. One of which is this current one. Now follow along here boys and girls. 4-1=3 OR 3-1=2 mathematically (Yes I know my slow readers, math is hard) He can technically can only play for 3 or 2 more teams. So that brings up his team total to 2+3=5 OR 2+2=4 which is well under the teams 11 teams (1 does not exist) How will Slade come up with a plan to play for 5-6 more teams? Or as many as he can. Robbie Zimmers assures that there is a plan in play that will make peoples heads spin "Look, this is my last ever client. If you don't think I game planned this out well in advance you are sadly mistaken and you will be in for a surprise. For the others that think they know, I doubt you do, so sit back and enjoy. It will be one grande finale. Most of it will be left to the final and last season. Just for dramatic effect and such"

I am sure many of you are... not thinking this, but hey! this is my article so go sit on your mommies lap and suckle her teat.  But back to my article. Or... well the beginning of it. So why on earth would Orion Slade pick a team that is not the favorite to the win the cup when they had Seattle all over him like a bag of chips? Does this make sense to anyone? It doesn't to me. So lets look into the situation.

Orion Slade received three offers this off season. Riga a team that didn't even talk to him. Toronto with their yearly pitch with is on point. Toronto was one of the teams he wanted to play for before hanging up the skates and then Seattle yet another team he really wanted to play for. You would think the decision was a easy one. Seattle are just loaded to the brim with talent, so with Slade on the team they would just be unstoppable. Well Seattle got a bit greedy. They wanted Orion to sign for two seasons. Something that he was not really willing to do because that would have been in the very least a third of the time he had left in the league left and at most the half of it. Orion and his agent told Seattle why he could not do it. It's not because he wanted to fuck them and leave them after what looks like a sure cup. But it was because he has little time left to fuck around and bounce from team to team. He told Seattle to think about it.

Guess what they did? they put it to a team vote. Which is totally fine. Go right ahead and vote. You can vote on what color shoes Bana should wear with his rainbow suit. I don't care. The mistake they made was telling Orion they voted "unanimously" to say without a two year deal they shouldn't go for him. Orion's agent Robbie told them pointed out to them their error in a very Robbie way and told them to have fun during the season. 

All along knowing that Toronto was right there ready and willing to swoop in and grab up his client. Was Seattle always the favorite to land Orion? sure I guess you could say that. Was the Toronto offer used as leverage saying that he could just go for a one year contract with a team he wants to play for before he retires. While he does not have the best shot at a cup in Toronto, he does accomplish playing for another team. crossing off a 2nd. He just has a bunch more minus the obvious one he wouldn't ever play for. The hope for as many cups as he can get before he retires seems to have taken a backseat now to playing for as many teams as he can before he retires. If a cup or few happen to fall in his lap, that will be a happy accident. 

1. What are your hopes and goals for the season?

2. In your eyes who is the teams biggest acquisition this off season?

3. Do you think we have a good enough team to take down Seattle?

4. Is Orion Slade plain insane picking Toronto over a stacked Seattle?

5. Who will scored the most goals for us this season? how many?

6. In your opinion why is Toronto called the Legion? Not like they are a historic city back when the Romans roamed the earth

+10

While other free agents are picking their teams and going to training camp to get to know their new team mates, Free agent Orion Slade so far has taken meetings with two teams and has zero intention on making a decision any time soon. When will he decide where he plays next season? no one really knows. Orion was last spotted in Las Vegas on the ice. No. Not practicing. He was spotted passed out drunk on the ice merely just an hour before the Las Vegas Aces began their training camp. Since Robbie Zimmers his agent is the owner of the team, they just waited for him to wake from his slumber. It will be very interesting to see if Orion even shows up for a training camp. Rumors have it, that he couldn't care any less about making himself a better player and is looking to coast to a easy cup victory. If Orion signs anytime soon, it will most likely being shocking to the two teams that he is talking to and even his agent Robbie Zimmers who says "At this point hockey is not even on his mind. Orion is on a journey. Not of self realization but one of partying in as many countries and cities that he can. Training camp and all that shit would just get in the way of that. We will see what happens but as of right now, he may just sit the season out"

While I was reading @Gooningitup player/forum retirement yesterday I started thinking how do I want mine to sound like. While I am not leaving the forum for same personal reasons that he is, I am leaving because of boredom and that I am way too busy to come on here and find this "fun" anymore. I have grown tired of this thing that we call a league. So now that I have said that, I have to start think about the perfect speech to say goodbye in but also one last fuck you in. Love antics or hate them, you all know that my retirement speech will be one for the ages. One that people will try to match. It will not just be one paragraph, I will stretch it out for weeks, months and up two the last two seasons that I am here. But what will it look like? what will it sound like? I have a few options. 

Sentimental

Yes I can look back at my many years here and be like hey remember that time I fucked up NY because I was bored. Wasn't that fun? or remember that time I attacked that one guy because of boredom and it just exploded into a hundred page thread? Those were the good ole days. I would also look back on the people around here that I got along with and I would say kind words about them and such. You know that touchy feely shit that some of you eat up with a spoon. Hell I could go the other extreme route and say one last fuck you to some of the morons around here that I don't like. You know a "One last kick at the can" so to speak. Then I would leave the the last sentence to be some inspirational quote about fucking around and having fun.

Robbie Option

Yes I have a option named after me. What is the Robbie option Robbie? Well if you have to ask that then you really don't know me and my antics. The Robbie option will have some looking back at the shit I did, but not looking back and being sad. But looking back and being proud of the suspensions, bans and general shit that I caused. I would touch upon the people that I loved to annoy and pick on because their reactions were priceless in my eyes. The more I argued with them the more I enjoyed it. This is the most Robbie way I could go out and it's the option most people would assume that I would pick.

Nuclear

Actually one of my favorite options to be honest. The whole "launching" one last massive attack on the league that would get me banned for life. It actually seems like something I would do and back in my hay days I would have enjoyed doing it. So why not go back to those days on my last ever day? Wouldn't that make sense? I think so. It would be fun for me and fun for you. The people that I was not attacking. But the people that I would (You already know who you are) Well... You people would beg and cry for me to get banned. Which would be giving me exactly what I wanted and needed. So in the end the league does not win I do. So in this option I get one last victory over the league and the people I like to torment.

Fuckery Concoction

Yes a concoction of all my options. I would most likely be nice in the very beginning of the speech and talk about nice things that I remember. Hell I would still bring up the NY fuckery (Short bus) and Killer Vegas (Being fired after slaughtering the league) because in mind those were good things but some of you people (The stupid ones) you may think those things were bad and you would say I am just gloating. Oh fucking well. It's my retirement speech and not yours. After I looked back with a nice eye, I would get all Robbie and laugh about things I used to do and things I would say. Yes this is where I would remember all things that would piss people off because well that was me. The way I want to be remembered. As the asshole that just liked to stir up shit. Then finally in the very last few pages of my speech I would just go for the jugular and just attack everyone that I don't like. In one massive attack, that would get me banned the second that the baby in Calgary read it would cry about it and then I would be gone for good. Not that I would want to return. Me getting banned would be my end goal so, getting banned would give me what I want and thus giving me the victory over you and your poor little soul. I would never return. So you would never be able to try to beat me. I would own you and you would have to go to a shrink to talk about it in years. While I would forget about you the second I get banned. I think the Concoction might actually be the best option for me since it seems like it's the most fun. 

Enjoy, 

I've skirted many rules lol. Ah the good ole days

Damn. Sorry to hear

It seems that Orion Slade's time in the "Sink" has come to an end. Rumors this week were that he sold his downtown Helsinki Penthouse for a nice profit and now he was spotted hopping on a private jet. He waved at the crowd of adoring fans that chanted "come back" before turning around to get on his plane. But in true Orion form, he turned back around and channeled his inner Nixon and did the peace sign and shouted "I am not a champion" To which none of the fans knew what he meant because his split from the team seemed to be viewed as something that had to happen. He needed to move on. He loves playing in the city and for the team. But he just needed to move on. So this "dig" made no sense at all. It very well could be just him fucking around one last time. Or just him saying he is leaving because he is not a champion. We will never know. But as long as he knows, I guess that's all that matters... right?

On 10/31/2019 at 1:58 PM, Jubo07 said:

-->  Titans Off-season Presser  <--

 

1) Put yourself in the shoes of Helsinki GM; what is your first order of business?

2) Can Helsinki run the power line of Borwinn-Bailey-Wilinsky and expect a stronger upcoming season or is it time for a shakeup?

3) Our roster is not set to change much at all unless we make a player for player deal or become an unexpected seller; are we still a top contender or do we drop off a bit?

4) What do you plan to focus on during the off-season to take your game to the next level?

5) What works best in your opinion; Star power up front or a collection of strong players and a deeper roster?

6) Would you bet on the Titans to win a cup before their S63 class retires?

 

@BarzalGoat @Quik  @Jubo07 @SidTheKid87 @monkeywrench15 @Sonnet @BluObieZ @RunnerBert11 @MexicanCow123 @okocha5 @Tophdaddy @TsarPeter @Jesse Nyman @NavyCanuck @MMFLEX @oilmandan @Antone10

1) Let Orion leave, it sadly has to happen

2) Shake things up, the way we exited the playoffs is direct proof of it

3) You guys do lose Orion Slade so thats a loss of a 600tpe player. You need to offset that loss.

4) Finding a new team to play for. As much as I love playing in Helsinki it's time to move on

5) A mix of that. You need the good top line but have enough room to spread the wealth. But what do I know? I am the mastermind behind the short bus afterall

6) Sure why not? maybe Orion will return for another shot. Eventually. Not next season. But since he is only signing 1 year deals it is quite possible

So, the Seattle Bears are the cup champs. A team that was looking to bring Orion in last off season and I didn’t think they had the talent. Well look at me now. Three seasons in a row that I have failed to win a cup. With my last player ever. The one player I planned to win many cups with, only has one. Why is that? Have I lost my touch to pick out the champs? I used to be so good at that. Now I have hitched my horse to the Titans and only got one cup out of it. Shitty end of the stick? Some might think that, and others probably laugh.

Now I must quickly point out that this is not me asking Seattle to sign me in the off season. They clearly have a plan and it fucking worked. They may not even want to have a player going into their 5^th season that hasn’t done shit all. Other then a cup in their rookie season.

But if this isn’t a pitch to the champs to sign me, then what in the holy shit is this? Why am I posting this? Is it just write something long enough to get the 6 points? Is it that simple? Sometimes with me yes, it is. Sorry but this league is not important to me. Hell, these days it’s even less important to me. So, I am literally going through the motions of my last player ever. Which sucks for the player that I wanted to go out with a massive bang. But it seems like he will ride off into the night as someone quickly forgotten.

I will try my best to stay active till the end but who knows if that is possible. With work, family and just general interest. Orion is almost at 600 TPE which isn’t a laughable amount but not great. Whoever he plays for next season, has to complement his style of play and most importantly have a great shot at the cup. If I knew that the team that he was signing with was the favorite to win, it would make me more active around here because I would have something to gloat about and rub in your faces. But since it was a roller coaster ride of season Helsinki this year, I just lost interest.

Having said that, it’s not the GM or the team’s fault. You cannot predict what will happen in the sim on a good day. So, it’s just how the cookie crumbles. But now that I am closer to the end Orion and my time here, I have a lot less cookie to crumble. The last few seasons I have a bunch of planned MS’s about the past and other things planned. I also soon will be starting my overall retirement speech. Something I plan on dragging on for a few seasons. Something that I am looking forward to. Would it be great to win a few more cups? Sure. Would it be great to carry out my plans for Orion? Yep damn straight and what I have planned for his last season will be a spectacle of itself. I guess what I am trying to say is that stay tuned because it should be a wild ending to a fucking great story. Not just for Orion, but for me.

Yawn bring Quik back. Even if he died on his vacation

Claiming again

When entering the league Orion Slade had a grand plan to win as many cups as he could. Well it started off good, when he won the cup in his first season but since then he has gone two seasons with nothing. To insult to injury the Titans didn't make it out of the first round. No one can truly expect him to return to Helsinki next season after back to back failing seasons, with the last one stinging the most. As much as Orion likes to play in Helsinki now is the time for him to move on and play for another team. Which team is that? no one knows but all Orion will say is "As much as I love the Titans organization, the GM and it's players I need to move on. I need more cups and I need to start playing for other teams. Unless something massive happens I doubt I am back in the sink next season. I already have a team in mind I would like to play for but we will have to see come free agency to see if they offer me something" No one knows where this team may be or if they will try to sign him but what we do know is that it will be a one year contract because Orion will not sign anything beyond that.

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God damn this theme week shit is making me actually remember things from the past about a league that I try to ignore most things about. It is also making me realize just how long I’ve been around. I mean seriously WOW I wasted a ton of time on this thing we call a league. I entered the league just before the start of season one. I missed the draft cut off so I had to wait till the S2 draft. Which was kind of BS if you ask me. I vaguely remember making a big stink about it. I think this was the start of the leagues love to hate attitude with me. Which was exactly the way I wanted it. I came in here, wanting to be Sean Avery of the league. Saying and doing things that would make most people cringe and turn their heads.

To say I remember who drafted me in the S2 draft would be a Trump sized lie. All I know is that I was drafted. Which was cool? I guess? I don’t fucking know. All I know is that I held out because I wanted more money and I vaguely remember the GM who may or may not have been Chris Julien refusing to give it to me. This was the start of my first “Fuckery” which was talking to a bunch of S2 draftees telling them to hold out which in turn would fuck the league. I don’t remember the details of my own fuckery but somehow someway the plan was to force the league into a lockout till the league raised the cap and we got paid. Well since there wasn’t any S2/S3 lockout that everyone remembers/heard about then you know my plan failed. Not that people didn’t like my idea, but because the league was new and the new members didn’t want to ruffle feathers. So they took less money just to appease the GM’s and the league. I came out of it all looking like the asshole. I think I was banned for a day or so because of this all. Much like Tequila, once I got the taste of the ban I wanted more. Which set me down the path that now everyone knows.

Now the next few seasons are a complete blank for me. Nothing noteworthy really happened. My player Robbie Zimmers was doing good but not a great career. I really didn’t care about my player’s career. Sure I would get into arguments with others about who was better and so on. But did I care? No. I cared more about stirring the pot. The next and probably the last thing I remember from those old days which is technically two things but also can be treated as one. But I shall treat it as two. Not for length purposes since this already is about five hundred words. It’s more for the story. To tell a good story you must hit all the key elements of the said story. God that’s like storytelling 101.

Anyways, I somehow, someway ended up on Hamilton. I right away thought, If this was truly a league from all around the world, then why are there two teams in the same country, the same fucking province. Hell just like fifty kilometers apart. It made no sense. Hamilton is a shit hole and everyone knows it. But since I was not the GM I couldn’t do anything about it. I sat there and waited for my chance and opportunity. Once Terry (I think it was him) announced he stepping down I was like fuck yeah! Here was my shot to swoop in and make my mark. So I took over as GM… and the rest was fucking history. The fucking end.

No! It’s not the end. It was the end for Hamilton. I moved the team to NY because NY deserved a team over the shit fucking hole that Hamilton was. I remember people not liking the name. They said I should be more original lol. I called them the Americans because what is more American then saying “AMERICA!” being all in your face and all American about it. It was the right fucking name for the team and you know it. How do I know this? Because the team has not been rebranded or anything since then. Sure the logo has been changed but that was expected.

Now since we are already in the NY days, I might as well bring up the short bus. I think I started the whole short bus thing in around S8 which is almost the tail end of this thing. I believe the whole concept was conceived as soon as the team got moved. I thought now that I made my mark by having my team and name in the VHL it was time to leave a mark. So I decided to fuck around. I made questionable trade after questionable trade. I brought in players that no one else wanted. While trading away first round picks like they were candy. Much like how the Toronto Maple Leafs used to operate and still kind of do. I assembled this rag tag team of people that people hated. We were the agitators, the people that loved to argue with. We loved it. We would start arguments because it was fun. It furthered the hate for us and I loved it. The team was going nowhere quik. But that did not bother at all. We were too good not finish last but not good enough to make the playoffs every year. The team was a mess on paper, but that was fucking life. If you didn’t like it, you weren’t on my team. Which technically was a good thing for you. But you missed out on a lot of fun. We had a spam thread in our LR that was hundreds of pages long. Hell in the very least five hundred of my posts came just from that thread. I would say the number is much closer to one thousand if not more. What did we talk about in there? Anything. It was the Wild West. We posted gifs, pictures of hot girls and so on. Hell we even had another spam thread which was a “story game” where each person posting can only say three words. That thread went over one hundred pages that’s for sure.

The long and short of it, I had fun in my first ten seasons in the league so sue me. It’s not my fault that you didn’t or that your weren’t around to witness it. It is life and that is my story. Now kindly fuck off.

No Vegas team will ever hold a candle to the first season in Vegas