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As the league evolves our logos must evolve with it. Not just to stay current but to bring new life to some old franchises. The Blue team have decided that every couple seasons we are going to tackle a logo or two to change and / or refresh in the VHL and the VHLM.
 
Our first logo is a team that is very near and dear to me since it was the first team that I was the General Manager for. It's also one of the only logos that doesn't match its name.
 
This is not a Lynx:
 

This is!
Thanks to all the hard work from @Motzaburger for his original design and @Da_Berr who made some minor tweaks.
 

@cody73

This is not a joke.

This morning -- at roughly 2:32 AM Mountain -- Elmbeck's brother got in touch with me to announce some very unfortunate news: one of our members has passed away. Fredrik (Elmebeck's real name) passed away late Friday night, early Saturday morning. I get the honor of announcing this to the community he enjoyed -- a hockey community that brings people together -- and salute the memories and friends he made. Hockey is a sport that connects individuals, and those of us who got to know him a little will remember him.

Elmebeck and I shared a lot of stories during our time together in Saskatoon, and I will always be jealous of his nature life. I won't share personal stories, and I won't share the details of his death, but if you wish to contact his brother you can do so by clicking this tag: @Magnus Nilsson. Please do not spam Magnus, as both he and his family are mourning the loss of a family member. 
 

Rest In Peace, 
Elmebeck!
 
 

Give me your best Cowboy Joke!
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..." How do you think you are doing now that we are a few weeks in?
Were doing good. Things are a little rough, but were hanging in there.  Favourite Holiday to celebrate and why?
When I was little, Halloween. Nowadays, the answer is Christmas.... cause people still get me gifts even though I'm no longer a kid. It feels nice. 

  Tell me about the what you saw @cody73 Cody Smith doing on the Flight to Davos?
Well, I am Cody Smith.... so....  Team was split up into offense and defense and had a water balloon fight...  Who won and why?
Team D won thanks to me.... we used a different kind of balloon then Team O... one that broke easier on contact.  Team was split up into offense and defense and had a water balloon fight...  Who was your first target and why?
Jubis. You always gotta get the rookies and show em whose boss. 

Top 10 VHL Point Leaders:
Season Projections 
Ok this week I'd like to try something a little different for my 150 word article. I'm a stats guy and enjoy anything related to statistics. Especially hockey statistics. We are 30% done season 69 so far.  So i will project the top 10 point leaders season ending stats. This will be entirely based off their first 22 games played. Ok without dragging this on any longer,  here we go:

 
1. Randoms  LW (Moscow) 
GP:72 G:43 A:69 PTS:112 PIM:151 +56
Projected to win the scoring race by 8pts. Just solid numbers across the board. A lock to beat his career best 81 points season. 
 
2.Smitty Werbenjagerman... D (Moscow)
GP:72 G:16 A:88 PTS:104 PIM:190 +52
Favourite to finish with most assists with 88 Assists. Running away with most points by a D. Also has the longest last name! 

3. Gritty  C (Moscow)
GP:72 G:39 A:62 PTS:101 PIM:46  +7
I expected Gritty to be more like Smitty who is more gritty. Gritty spends less time in the penalty box than I would have expected but maybe that is a good thing. He is on pace for a great season. 100 point club.
 

4. Elias Dalhberg LW (Riga)
GP:72 G:52 A:49 PTS:101 PIM:111 +10
Maybe my favourite projected stats on the list. Dahlberg has the most balanced stats of all players on the list. His goals and assists ratios are almost the same.
 
5. Hunter Hearst Helmsley  C (Van)
GP:72 G:56 A:43 PTS:99  PIM:124 +20
The top goal scorer on the list. Projected to bang home 56 goals. For a player who has never scored more than 30 goals I think the big breakout season is here. 60 goals and 100pts is within reach.
 
6. Mikko Aaltonen  RW (D.C )
GP:72 G:52 A:43 PTS:95 PIM:46 -7
The only Right winger in the top 10. 50+ goal season seems to be in the works. Projected -7 isn't so bad considering he plays for a young Dragons team that is still finding it's way. 

7.  Joel Ylonen  C (Seattle)
GP:72 G:33 A:59 PTS:92 PIM:39 +23
Coming off a cup win with Seattle. Ylonen is looking to continue his winning ways by putting up great numbers. Looking to crush his career best 22 goals in a season. 
 
8. Kronos Bailey C (Helsinki)
GP:72 G:36 A:52 PTS:88 PIM:85 +39
 A point per game player over his almost 400 game career. Bailey on pace to possibly set a new career best in goals. It is achievable.
 
9. Jet Jaguar  C (Moscow)
GP:72 G:36 A:49 PTS:85 PIM:29 +56
Jet Jaguar is definitely not a bust puting up solid numbers like this. A great player name and the most disciplined player on the list with a projected 29 PIM's.
  
 
10. Cody Smith  D (Calgary)
GP:72 G:20 A:62 PTS:82 PIM:92 +13
Possibly the most impressive start to the season out of anyone on this list. I know Cody smith is sitting at 10th but hear me out. He has less than half of the avg TPE of all players on this list. That is pretty crazy. On pace for a 20 goal season and 60+ assists. No doubt he crushes his career best 36 points he recorded last season. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

1. Okay then. Make tourney's matter. Let players earn TPE on them for participating and then extra for how they finish. The fact is, this is basically bringing back the old sponsorship tourney format in a new form. 

2. You mistreat the VHLM as if it doesn't matter, as if it's the AHL rather than being our league's version of the CHL. And truth be told, the juniors do matter. Some players become household names in junior and then never have success in the pros, and vice-versa. To say the 'M doesn't matter ignores a players true accomplishments, which I think should also factor in when it comes to VHL HOF nominations. Sure, it serves a purpose and it does it well, but that doesn't mean it doesn't matter cause it helps engage new members and helps forge friendships across the site.... and this encourages that, just like the WJC tourneys do. I agree that focusing on VHL retention is important, and this honestly addresses that in a format most are interested in. 

That's right...it's been a few seasons haha

I spent most of my spare time for over a month watching one of my favourite people I’ve had the privilege of knowing die from cancer and then the better part of the next week and a half helping his family in any way I could. So yeah you’re right, I wasn’t very active during that time. Thankfully I have great team members like @BladeMaiden @DilIsPickle and @cody73helping me through things. In turn over the past couple months you’ve sent in players to try and convince my players to either leave for Seattle in UFA or demand trades. You go and keep try spinning me being inactive and I’ll in turn make you look stupid. Also, you have no right to call anybody shady you greasy ass hoe.

Makes sense. In S66 we voted @Rayzor_7 captain but it had to be unofficial for sim purposes because STHS.

S69 Team Captains Reveal
 
The Wranglers have added many new faces over this off-season weather through the draft or through trades. After a disappointing end to a tumultuous season, losing in the North American Conference final the team looked to re-tool while adding youth and still being competitive. The team looks to be back in the North American final once again at the very least and with that we will lean on some of our senior members on the team for leadership this season including a new Captain and two new Assistants.
 
We are proud to announce the captains of your season 69 Calgary Wranglers
 
(C) G - Brick Wahl @BladeMaiden
Brick has been a leader in the locker room for many seasons now and have shown the league how you train to become the best. Hard work and dedication in all aspects of the game make Brick the perfect choice and as he will be a first time captain he will need help so here are his assistants.
 
(A) C - Roll Fizzlebeef @TacticalHammer 
Fizzlebeef has been around this team for quite some time now and is ready to jump into a new leadership role. While not the most outspoken member of the locker room he is probably one of the most calming players we have and a steady hard worker that took over as our top line center last season by force, far outperforming his counterpart who was promptly traded at the deadline.
 
(A) D - Cody Smith @cody73
Cody is by far the youngest member of the Wranglers new leadership but has proven himself to be an extremely eager and hard working young defender who is ready to make a massive jump this season. I see a large jump in points and star power in the immediate future for Mr. Smith.

Break my records and I break your spine

@cody73❤️ u

All my former Hound bros (and one former Wrangler bro) bashing Calgary after sweeping us.... 

 

All my former Hound bros (and one former Wrangler bro) bashing Calgary after sweeping us.... 

 

All my former Hound bros (and one former Wrangler bro) bashing Calgary after sweeping us.... 

 

They were being assholes before the series started on discord. 
 
No no diss towards you big guy. Or most of you. For me, just blade. She made it clear she’s still whiney and can’t move on, haha. 
 
Good of luck next season dude  

All my former Hound bros (and one former Wrangler bro) bashing Calgary after sweeping us.... 

 

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1st off, it's DON'T and YOU'RE. 

2nd, when we kick your butt in Game 6 and 7.... and it's not if, but WHEN, can you really consider yourself the best? 

@Cxsquared 7.8/10 You're forgetting about one of the most integral piece of that team and the clubs inaugural captain, aka.... ME. 

The Hounds got off to a great start that year as I led the VHLM in goals for a good chunk of the year. 

Fixed

Does the Experience attribute actually do anything? 

Smashed mirrors. Banged up trash cans. A carpet doused in gasoline and lit on fire.  These are some of the things the janitorial crew of the Vancouver Wolves found waiting for them in the visiting locker room after a tough 7 game series with the Calgary Wranglers. The culprit seems to be the Wranglers rookie left wing turned defenceman, Cody Smith, who  was seen seething with anger after the tough 2-1 loss in overtime. After the game, Smith, who usually is willing to talk the ears of reporters, refused to say a word, keeping very quiet but there was a look of intensity on his face, as if he was holding something in. However, after somebody leaked that it was Smith to the media yesterday, Smith was more than happy to speak to reporters today. 

"I did it. So what? I was pissed. We lost to an inferior team, I didn't contribute anything during the whole fucking series, and this the 2nd year in a row they bested us in seven. Sure I wasn't here, but for a young guy to lose his first shot at a Continental Cup like that.... it fucking sucks. The Wolves lucked out and a fucking scrub scored a fluke goal in overtime. I feel really bad for Brick Wahl (@BladeMaiden), who played his ass off all series and my boy Oleksiy Revchenko (@AndrewWarren13), whose hanging them up after this year. They deserve the damage that was done to them and I hope they know that I'll be coming for them next season, weather I stay in Calgary or end up getting claimed by somebody in this expansion draft." 

When one of the reporters asked Smith why he felt Calgary wouldn't protect him in said expansion draft, Smith replied:

"You think after the way I played that I deserve to be protected? I did jack shit all series long and there was nights I was playing around 30 minutes. I was a fucking pylon out there, couldn't buy a goal, much less an assist.... sure, I was plus player on the ice, but can you really credit that to me? I credit that more to the team than myself. Had I actually shown up on offence, given us a glimmer of hope somehow, then yeah.... I could say I earned it. But with how things played out? Hell no." 

Smith has also said he will pay for the damages out of his own pocket & that he's open to doing some charity work in Vancouver, saying:

"I have nothing against Vancouver as a place nor the fans of the club. It's the team on the ice I have an issue with.... they know they were inferior and got lucky again, and yet they celebrated like they had won everything after that flukey goal. I wanted to go up to Hafkey and smash his head in. And I'm not one to drop the gloves..... sure, I'll lay the body and give a guy an occasional cheap shot, but actually get into a scrap and get my face busted? Not my thing nine times outta ten. But Benny boy getting that lucky goal made me wanna go up to him and just sucker punch him instead of a handshake. Give him a good one right to the jaw. He knows that goal was probably the luckiest one of his life and that he'll never score another one on Wahl again if I have anything to say about it." 

Smith then proceeded to leave the media desk after those final words. 

 

Smashed mirrors. Banged up trash cans. A carpet doused in gasoline and lit on fire.  These are some of the things the janitorial crew of the Vancouver Wolves found waiting for them in the visiting locker room after a tough 7 game series with the Calgary Wranglers. The culprit seems to be the Wranglers rookie left wing turned defenceman, Cody Smith, who  was seen seething with anger after the tough 2-1 loss in overtime. After the game, Smith, who usually is willing to talk the ears of reporters, refused to say a word, keeping very quiet but there was a look of intensity on his face, as if he was holding something in. However, after somebody leaked that it was Smith to the media yesterday, Smith was more than happy to speak to reporters today. 

"I did it. So what? I was pissed. We lost to an inferior team, I didn't contribute anything during the whole fucking series, and this the 2nd year in a row they bested us in seven. Sure I wasn't here, but for a young guy to lose his first shot at a Continental Cup like that.... it fucking sucks. The Wolves lucked out and a fucking scrub scored a fluke goal in overtime. I feel really bad for Brick Wahl (@BladeMaiden), who played his ass off all series and my boy Oleksiy Revchenko (@AndrewWarren13), whose hanging them up after this year. They deserve the damage that was done to them and I hope they know that I'll be coming for them next season, weather I stay in Calgary or end up getting claimed by somebody in this expansion draft." 

When one of the reporters asked Smith why he felt Calgary wouldn't protect him in said expansion draft, Smith replied:

"You think after the way I played that I deserve to be protected? I did jack shit all series long and there was nights I was playing around 30 minutes. I was a fucking pylon out there, couldn't buy a goal, much less an assist.... sure, I was plus player on the ice, but can you really credit that to me? I credit that more to the team than myself. Had I actually shown up on offence, given us a glimmer of hope somehow, then yeah.... I could say I earned it. But with how things played out? Hell no." 

Smith has also said he will pay for the damages out of his own pocket & that he's open to doing some charity work in Vancouver, saying:

"I have nothing against Vancouver as a place nor the fans of the club. It's the team on the ice I have an issue with.... they know they were inferior and got lucky again, and yet they celebrated like they had won everything after that flukey goal. I wanted to go up to Hafkey and smash his head in. And I'm not one to drop the gloves..... sure, I'll lay the body and give a guy an occasional cheap shot, but actually get into a scrap and get my face busted? Not my thing nine times outta ten. But Benny boy getting that lucky goal made me wanna go up to him and just sucker punch him instead of a handshake. Give him a good one right to the jaw. He knows that goal was probably the luckiest one of his life and that he'll never score another one on Wahl again if I have anything to say about it." 

Smith then proceeded to leave the media desk after those final words. 

 

Called @nethi99 getting MVP.