Alex 2,876 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 @v.2 Hi everyone, and welcome to the season 83 VHL All-Star Skills Competition. The 4 events are fastest skater, save streak, hardest shot, and all-around (I still couldn't think of a better name). The participants for each event were chosen randomly. For reference and transparency reasons a link to calculations will be included at the end. Also thank you to @Ricer13 and @SpicyGecko for all the graphics! The fastest skater competition is a test of pure speed as player race to complete 1 lap of the ice surface, the results for this season are... Spoiler Player Lap Time Poopy Peepants @JardyB10 12.5 Bo Johansson @Shindigs 13.4 Aurlien Moreau @Frank 13.5 Alex Johnston @Alex 15.5 Tom Eagles @Greg_Di 15.6 Battre Sandstrom @Acydburn 16.4 Jerome Reinhart @MexicanCow123 16.9 Congratulations to Poopy Peepants on winning the fastest skater competition and setting a new record! In the save streak shooters from 1 conference take turns going 1-on-1 with the other conferences goaltenders, a streak can be started at any point, however once a goal is scored after 1 full rotation of players it concludes your attempt. The results for this seasons save streak are... Spoiler Shooter T. B. G. C. O. S. Taylor Mourning DB III Vasile Lamb Paul Atreides Henry Tucker Saku Kotkakoivu Bo Johansson Poopy Peepants Jerome Reinhart Aurlien Moreau T. B. G. C. O. S. Goal or Save Save Goal Save Save Save Save Save Save Save Save Save Goal Goalie Xavier Booberry Papa Emeritus Xavier Booberry Papa Emeritus Xavier Booberry Papa Emeritus Xavier Booberry Papa Emeritus Xavier Booberry Papa Emeritus Xavier Booberry Papa Emeritus Shooter David Tavau Rolf Fizzlebeef Jr Tom Eagles Druss Deathwalker Duncan Idaho Luc Tessier Zach Kisslinger II Anze Miklavz Alex Johnston Battre Sandstrom David Tavau Goal or Save Save Save Save Save Save Save Save Save Goal Save Goal Goalie Em Em Flex Oskar Lindbergh Em Em Flex Oskar Lindbergh Em Em Flex Oskar Lindbergh Em Em Flex Oskar Lindbergh Em Em Flex Oskar Lindbergh Em Em Flex Tandem Saves Xavier Booberry @CowboyinAmerica 9 Papa Emeritus @Beketov Em Em Flex @oilmandan 8 Oskar Lindbergh @Doomsday Congratulations to the tandem of Xavier Booberry and Papa Emeritus for winning the save streak! The best test of shooting possible, in this event each player recieved 3 attempts to put up the fastest shot possible, with only their best counting, and the winner is... Spoiler Player Shot 1 Shot 2 Shot 3 Paul Atreides @Mr_Hatter 105 104 112 Anze Miklavz @kelvi 103 110 97 The Board Game Clue On Skates @MubbleFubbles 79 108 76 Luc Tessier @KC15 106 108 98 Saku Kotkakoivu @DollarAndADream 85 105 85 Duncan Idaho @OrbitingDeath 92 100 80 Congratulations to Paul Atreides for winning the hardest shot and setting a new record in the process! In our final event of the night players have to hit 4 targets with a pass from the far goalline, then skate a lap with a puck before taking a penalty shot on our guest goalie, β-CHI G. For the passing each player got a max of 8 attempts and if they had any targets left received a 5 second penalty (each pass takes 3 seconds), additionally for the penalty shot(s) each attempt takes 5 seconds. Without further ado the winner of this way too overcomplicated event is... Spoiler Player Pass Time Lap time Shot time Total Time Rolf Fizzlebeef Jr @TacticalHammer 12 18.76 5 35.76 David Tavau @Ahma 18 19.91 5 42.91 Taylor Mourning @scoop 15 23.02 5 43.02 Zach Kisslinger II @Kisslinger 18 21.05 5 44.05 Henry Tucker @NSG 18 21.16 5 44.16 Druss Deathwalker @animal74 15 20.63 10 45.63 Vasile Lamb @dlamb 29 20.19 15 64.19 DB III @wcats 29 26.24 10 65.24 Congratulations to Rolf Fizzlebeef Jr on winning the All-Around competition! That concludes our skills competition for season 83! Stay tuned for tomorrow for when the conferences go head to head, and for when our two prospect rosters take the ice! Google sheets doc where the numbers happened: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RthVsoQevYY3Jghlh0A2mjWxA6Po2xKYUiEU7TA8Ur4/edit?usp=sharing Doomsday, animal74, DollarAndADream and 4 others 1 1 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,041 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Fantastic as always!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,292 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Tavau had the 2nd best time? whaaat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shindigs 1,771 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Poopy McPeepants out there making the entire league look slow @JardyB10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Poopy really wanted to the toilet real quick ...just to not to get there in time badumtss JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 The event was obviously rigged, Poopy can't win at anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacticalHammer 95 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 All-around best player in the league. I'll take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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