Seattle Bears Press Conference

[DoktorFunk 810]

19 hours ago, Banackock said:

Season 68 Bears Press Conference (PART 3 - PLAYOFFS)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

51. Were you happy with your season?

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

55. Thoughts on CGY selling off mid-season despite looking good? Was it a mistake?

56. Thoughts on Toronto for round 1? Series predictions?

57. Who wins it between Calgary and Vancouver?

58. Who wins it between HSK and RIG? Series preds

59. Davos or Malmo? Series preds

60. Who wins best d-man for the season (award)?

61. Who wins playoff MVP this season?

62. Predict the finals teams and series right now.

63. Who would you prefer to face in the 2nd round - Vancouver or Calgary?

64. If it was set so you'd play EU next round.. who would you rather play of the 4 teams remaining? 

65. Who are you hoping to face off against... IF the Bears make the finals?

66. Does Dil's player, Diljdoh Starload suck huge ass or what form of ass does he suck? @DilIsPickle
67. Oh no, hurry come quik. @TheLastOlympian07's career is offensively dying and needs to be revived. How do you plan to do this?

68. @Beaviss has created a virus and has infected every GM's STHS so that they all fuck up their back up games. He gets caught doing this, how would you punish him?

69. @Beketov admitted to recently moving himself into a care facility for the elderly. Are you going to visit his old ass and if so, what do you plan to do with the senior member?

70. You have a nightmare. @Walter Fizz has been redrafted by the team. What else happens in this nightmare?

71. @Esso2264 what bra size is Yvonnes bust? Because he's a bust ess

72. Pay-Per-View Celebrity Match.... "Heavy Weight" @HulkHogan VS what celebrity? 

73. What are your thoughts on @Smarchbeing part of a Taylor Swift music video in 2013? 

 

 

@Spade18 @Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Dtayl @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @FakeJenton @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard @Eudaldkp @Gscx420 @DizzyWithLogic  @street @ShawnGlade

 

DA BEARZ

 

 

50. I think it was the Bears, brother. We really showed up and kicked some ass.

51. I was. I didn’t have as many minutes, but I still performed close to what I did last season, so I’ll take that as a win.

52. @FrostBeard took off like a rocket. He’s amazing. Future Hall of Famer

53.  YVONNE

54. Yep. I knew we’d be #1 in our conference. 

56. I think Seattle takes it in 6.

[Rayzor_7 741]

19 hours ago, Banackock said:

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

51. Were you happy with your season?

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

Thompson will likely get the nod imo. 

 

I'd say us and Malmo both performed above what was expected.

 

I was disappointed that I was unable to catch Davison but happy with my ranking compared to the rest of the league.

 

I think that the entire team had a breakout season, I won't snub anyone by picking just one.

 

I would say I carried us through some of our games but also everyone in front of me worked hard

 

Better than we expected

[Acydburn 1,618]

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?

Maxim Kovalchuk, he switched his position to help out the team

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

Davos surprised me this season, same with Malmo

51. Were you happy with your season?

It went okay, had a very rough start but becoming more consistent.

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

I think Hogan did exceptionally well on defense and Sundqvist and Zoiderberg both really stepped up this season

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

I think Hulk Hogan, coming in with 60 assists and a +/-19 Berocka also cam in with a 30 +/-

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

I wish we were a bit higher overall but first in the conference is cool

[FrostBeard 2,061]

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?

I don't there really is a question about it - it is the beast Matt Thompson

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

For me - it was Seattle. We were a good team with a lot of young and promising players but to finish first in NA over Vancouver was a shocker for me.

51. Were you happy with your season?

I could have done a bit more considering that I didn't improve much from my rookie season, but still, close to PPG and over 30 goals is good enough for me.

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

I have to say the play of Acyd - dude truly killed the last 15/20 games and went past my and stayed ahead making me look stupid, but hey, it is what it is.

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

Rayz Funk - Who else could be it...

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

I am a bit shocked that Calgary after trading their top assets went and fought with Vancouver and were equals.

[Acydburn 1,618]

55. Thoughts on CGY selling off mid-season despite looking good? Was it a mistake?

Seeing as how they were swept.. absolutely

 

56. Thoughts on Toronto for round 1? Series predictions?

Was a close game, I think we pulled it out in the end

 

57. Who wins it between Calgary and Vancouver?

I'm honestly surprised that Calgary beat Vancouver, seems like the Wolves took a couple steps back.

 

58. Who wins it between HSK and RIG? Series preds

Same with Calgary beating Vancouver it was a surprise that Helsinki was bested

 

59. Davos or Malmo? Series preds

Malmo is a better team on paper so it makes sense that they moved on

 

60. Who wins best d-man for the season (award)?

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 10/20/2019 at 4:14 PM, Banackock said:

55. Thoughts on CGY selling off mid-season despite looking good? Was it a mistake?

56. Thoughts on Toronto for round 1? Series predictions?

57. Who wins it between Calgary and Vancouver?

58. Who wins it between HSK and RIG? Series preds

59. Davos or Malmo? Series preds

60. Who wins best d-man for the season (award)?

hahahahaha they still suck

 

Well as we saw 6 games, I would've guessed 5 games

 

My bet was on Vancouver, guess I was wrong

 

Bet was on HSK, wrong again

 

Bet was on Malmo, guess I get 50% of the playoffs right

 

Jagger Philliefan will likely get it imo

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

55. Thoughts on CGY selling off mid-season despite looking good? Was it a mistake?

 

I feel like it definitely brought them down, and they were the victim of a volatile GM making passionate decisions.

 

56. Thoughts on Toronto for round 1? Series predictions?

 

Hah, about that. Sweep sweep, sweep sweep!

 

57. Who wins it between Calgary and Vancouver?

 

I would never expect Vancouver to win while Beaviss is their GM.

 

58. Who wins it between HSK and RIG? Series preds

 

Riga brought this one home rather handily, didn't they?

 

59. Davos or Malmo? Series preds

 

I honestly expected Davos to win this one, good on Malmo for pulling through.

 

60. Who wins best d-man for the season (award)?

 

It's gotta be Hogan, he's the best physical d-man out there! @HulkHogan

[DoktorFunk 810]

On 10/20/2019 at 4:14 PM, Banackock said:

Season 68 Bears Press Conference (PART 3 - PLAYOFFS)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

51. Were you happy with your season?

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

55. Thoughts on CGY selling off mid-season despite looking good? Was it a mistake?

56. Thoughts on Toronto for round 1? Series predictions?

57. Who wins it between Calgary and Vancouver?

58. Who wins it between HSK and RIG? Series preds

59. Davos or Malmo? Series preds

60. Who wins best d-man for the season (award)?

61. Who wins playoff MVP this season?

62. Predict the finals teams and series right now.

63. Who would you prefer to face in the 2nd round - Vancouver or Calgary?

64. If it was set so you'd play EU next round.. who would you rather play of the 4 teams remaining? 

65. Who are you hoping to face off against... IF the Bears make the finals?

66. Does Dil's player, Diljdoh Starload suck huge ass or what form of ass does he suck? @DilIsPickle
67. Oh no, hurry come quik. @TheLastOlympian07's career is offensively dying and needs to be revived. How do you plan to do this?

68. @Beaviss has created a virus and has infected every GM's STHS so that they all fuck up their back up games. He gets caught doing this, how would you punish him?

69. @Beketov admitted to recently moving himself into a care facility for the elderly. Are you going to visit his old ass and if so, what do you plan to do with the senior member?

70. You have a nightmare. @Walter Fizz has been redrafted by the team. What else happens in this nightmare?

71. @Esso2264 what bra size is Yvonnes bust? Because he's a bust ess

72. Pay-Per-View Celebrity Match.... "Heavy Weight" @HulkHogan VS what celebrity? 

73. What are your thoughts on @Smarchbeing part of a Taylor Swift music video in 2013? 

 

 

@Spade18 @Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Dtayl @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @FakeJenton @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard @Eudaldkp @Gscx420 @DizzyWithLogic  @street @ShawnGlade

 

DA BEARZ

 

 

67. He has a career still? Not sure if anything can save it.

68. Mauled by a Bear, duh!

69. I’d visit him and bring him candy. Then pick his brain on how to be a high scoring player.

70. Doug comes back too. *shudder*

71. Like 38 JJJ, they’re huge

72. Hogan vs the World in a non-stop battle royale.

[FrostBeard 2,061]

42. Who would you least want to play in the first round?
Looking in retrospect - probably Vancouver considering how tough their team is and what calibre players they have on their squad.

43. Predict the two teams in the finals. What game does the series go to? Who wins?

Again - Malmo and Seattle would have been my choices even before and with current results, I will say that Seattle wins.

44. Seattle has a new mascot. It's a Bear. What does it look like though? Like details and shit. What his name? her name? 

Marshall the Bear - think about it like this - a bear in WW2 uniform with cigar in his mouth.

45. Seattle Bears are coming out with new merchandise or food or whatever. I've suggested Bear Paw donuts. What do you suggest? (No Bear piss beer, brother).

Bear Fang Brandy shortened for BFB is our special brand of brandy that is served in a simple rectangular bottle with a cap that looks like a bear fang.

46. What was the weather like where you're from today? 

Cold and uninviting, at least it is supposed to get better in the weekend.

47. What's your favourite kind of ice cream?

This is probably the simplest answer ever - vanilla. Just because my dad always bought be vanilla ice-cream.

[Banackock 8,124]

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 1- Off-Season N shit)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?

7. Any FA's you want Seattle to go after?

8. What do you think were things that pushed Seattle to the cup? Trades?

9. Chances of the team repeating and defending the title?

10. If you had to make a quik prediction right now, who are in the S69 Continental Cup finals?

11. Who goes 1st overall in the draft?

12. Who goes 2nd overall in the draft?

13. Matt Thompson texts you and congrats you on the cup knowing he had a chance to come here in FA. What would you send back to him? @Beketov

14. TLO talked mad shit and ended up eating it in the end. You send him a gift card for christmas with ZERO dollars on it. Where's the gift card for? @TheLastOlympian07

15. The Bears created a new broom based off the sweeping style of the Calgary series. You're on Dragons Den. What's your pitch and offer etc? 

16. Who do you want to see @HulkHogan fight next?

17. Who leads the Bears in points for S69? How many they get?

18. Who leads the Bears in Goals for S69? How many they get?

19. Predict North America next season. 

20. Predict Europe next season.

21. Who places last in the league next season?

22. Make a bold prediction about the upcoming season. Can be about a player, team/teams, etc.

23. What are you thinking about getting Frosty for Christmas?

24. You're partying hard. YOUR CHAMPIONS. Whats your drink or ermm, narcotic of choice to party with tonight, baby?

25. You're player is asked to do a commercial. What's that commercial about? @DilIsPickle would be a new extra absorbent kleenex that dries ALL tears, including and up to Game 7 tears.

26. Clearly @Advantage was Malmo's only actual advantage in that last series. Uh huh?

27. What do you feel the odds are of @Beaviss forgetting his back up games in for S69?

28. @Tate is actually an FBI agent. He knows what you did last summer. How do you murder him so your secret stays hidden?

29. Do you remember when Calgary thought they were going to the finals? Pepperidge Farm remember.

30. American Thanksgiving will eventually be coming up. What are your plans?

31. American Thanksgiving Part TWO: What food are you most looking forward to?

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard 

[Smarch 3,189]

1.  You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

 

It was awesome knowing that I tied Tfong again in championships, that was my honest first thought. Then I thought good for the first time members. That it an awesome feeling!

 

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

 

Malmo is a good team and I’m sure they will be fighting for a top spot again if not next season then soon.

 

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

 

People were pretty lit. Ididn’ say too much os per usual. One person said something about me leading the team in points, so that was cool.

 

4. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

 

Funk. WE played like ass some games for sure and he bailed us out. Some say his finals weren’t the greatest, but I remind them it’s playoff MVP. 

 

5. Chances of the team repeating and defending the title?

 

I think the team will have a good chance I’m not sure what the team will look like come next season.

 

6 If you had to make a quik prediction right now, who are in the S69 Continental Cup finals?

 

Seattle and Malmo

[Acydburn 1,618]

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

Felt great, was nice that I was able to seal the deal and score the GWG

 

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

Surprised it was a sweep, Malmo was a good team

 

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

the LR exploded, everyone was excited

 

 

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?

Good luck next season

 

 

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

Smarch, despite being a lower TPE player he had the most playoff points

 

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?

I think Berocka was underrated

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 10/20/2019 at 3:14 PM, Banackock said:

61. Who wins playoff MVP this season?

62. Predict the finals teams and series right now.

63. Who would you prefer to face in the 2nd round - Vancouver or Calgary?

64. If it was set so you'd play EU next round.. who would you rather play of the 4 teams remaining? 

65. Who are you hoping to face off against... IF the Bears make the finals?

66. Does Dil's player, Diljdoh Starload suck huge ass or what form of ass does he suck? @DilIsPickle

I'm hoping I get it, but a lot of guys performed really well

 

My bet was on SEA and RIG once the playoff series were set.

 

Calgary all day

 

Helsinki, we've had good luck against them

 

Malmo was my hope as I wanted to best our rival young team

 

Ass, *** ass.

[DoktorFunk 810]

On 11/1/2019 at 2:45 AM, Banackock said:

Season 69 Bears Press Conference (PART 1- Off-Season N shit)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?

7. Any FA's you want Seattle to go after?

8. What do you think were things that pushed Seattle to the cup? Trades?

9. Chances of the team repeating and defending the title?

10. If you had to make a quik prediction right now, who are in the S69 Continental Cup finals?

11. Who goes 1st overall in the draft?

12. Who goes 2nd overall in the draft?

13. Matt Thompson texts you and congrats you on the cup knowing he had a chance to come here in FA. What would you send back to him? @Beketov

14. TLO talked mad shit and ended up eating it in the end. You send him a gift card for christmas with ZERO dollars on it. Where's the gift card for? @TheLastOlympian07

15. The Bears created a new broom based off the sweeping style of the Calgary series. You're on Dragons Den. What's your pitch and offer etc? 

16. Who do you want to see @HulkHogan fight next?

17. Who leads the Bears in points for S69? How many they get?

18. Who leads the Bears in Goals for S69? How many they get?

19. Predict North America next season. 

20. Predict Europe next season.

21. Who places last in the league next season?

22. Make a bold prediction about the upcoming season. Can be about a player, team/teams, etc.

23. What are you thinking about getting Frosty for Christmas?

24. You're partying hard. YOUR CHAMPIONS. Whats your drink or ermm, narcotic of choice to party with tonight, baby?

25. You're player is asked to do a commercial. What's that commercial about? @DilIsPickle would be a new extra absorbent kleenex that dries ALL tears, including and up to Game 7 tears.

26. Clearly @Advantage was Malmo's only actual advantage in that last series. Uh huh?

27. What do you feel the odds are of @Beaviss forgetting his back up games in for S69?

28. @Tate is actually an FBI agent. He knows what you did last summer. How do you murder him so your secret stays hidden?

29. Do you remember when Calgary thought they were going to the finals? Pepperidge Farm remember.

30. American Thanksgiving will eventually be coming up. What are your plans?

31. American Thanksgiving Part TWO: What food are you most looking forward to?

 

 

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard 

1. It was amazing. I don't think any of us thought we would make it this far this season, but the feeling is unbelievable.

2. Honestly, I felt kinda bad. They're a great team who just got unlucky that they had to face DA BEARS.

3. Everyone was thrilled. We were so happy, and that hasn't stopped yet!

4. See you again in the season 69 finals!

5. Rayz Funk. He's a young goalie that put the team on his back. We wouldn't have made it without him.

6. Berocka Sundqvist @Berocka. He's a beast! 

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

 

How the hell did I spend ten minutes in the penalty box without getting in a fight?

 

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

 

There's always a winner and a loser in any competition. They put up a good fight, but the Bears dynasty starts here.

 

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

 

All I remember was a lot of alcohol, everything's kind of blurry after that.

 

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?

 

Well fought, and at least Vancouver didn't win.

 

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

 

Ray Funkz. No question. He's been our wall, our anchor, and our best friend all season.

 

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?

 

Hogan was leading the team in points for a good long time there, and finished the playoffs first in D scoring if I'm not mistaken?

 

[Berocka 2,263]

On 11/1/2019 at 5:45 PM, Banackock said:

1. You're a champion. How did it feel looking at that 4th game and seeing Seattle won?

2. What were your thoughts on Malmo losing?

3. What was the locker room like after the win? How did people react etc?

4. Anything you'd like to say to Malmo?

5. Who was the playoff MVP? Why?

6. What player was an underrated player for the Bears in playoffs?

1) It was incredible, I will always remember brushing my teeth and reading all the comments about being victors

2) I think Malmo deserved more than a sweep but they are definitely not out yet 

3) Everyone was going off, we couldn't believe it was a sweep and the the GM didn't know yet

4) Great series and we will see you next season in the finals

5) Rayz Funk 100%

6) Kevin Low, no one speaks of him much but he is an amazing player

[FrostBeard 2,061]

17. Who leads the Bears in points for S69? How many they get?
Quite simple in my eyes - it is Willinsky, probably the best player on our team right now and he should be the one to lead our team in points and the cornerstone of our offence. Even Frostbeard is ready to take a lower role to push for wins and first place in NA again.

18. Who leads the Bears in Goals for S69? How many they get?

I believe it will be me, Frostbeard will lead our team with 42 Goals this season, close second will probably be my man Acyd with around 35. We have a good squad so predicting these is hard.

19. Predict North America next season.
Seattle is number one, maybe Vancouver and Toronto are close by, NY take the 4th spot, everyone else is not worth mentioning right now. 

20. Predict Europe next season.

Moscow and Malmo battle for the first spot and Moscow wins, worst team is Davos. 

21. Who places last in the league next season?

It will probably be Davos, they have a very thin roster so it will be truly hard for them to get some wins.

22. Make a bold prediction about the upcoming season. Can be about a player, team/teams, etc.

Hulk Hogan wins the Jack Wylde award.

[Smarch 3,189]

16. Who do you want to see @HulkHogan fight next?

 

Himself. I mean there is no other worthy opponent.

 

17. Who leads the Bears in points for S69? How many they get?

 

Dan Wilinsky. Likely going to be a point per game player at least so I’ll go with 85.

 

 

18. Who leads the Bears in Goals for S69? How many they get?

 

John Frostbeard. Going to be breaking the forty goal mark for the first time in the big leagues. 40 on the nose is my guess.

 

 

19. Predict North America next season. 

 

Seattle will repeat as North American Conference Champs. Will see the second straight year in the cup. No 14 game three round series this time. Two series and each goes the full seven.

 

20. Predict Europe next season.

 

Malamo wins the European Conference and represents the Conference in the Continental Cup.

 

21. Who places last in the league next season?

 

D.C again for the second year. Then year three they makes money moves……

[Berocka 2,263]

On 11/1/2019 at 5:45 PM, Banackock said:

9. Chances of the team repeating and defending the title?

10. If you had to make a quik prediction right now, who are in the S69 Continental Cup finals?

 

On 11/1/2019 at 5:45 PM, Banackock said:

19. Predict North America next season. 

20. Predict Europe next season.

21. Who places last in the league next season?

22. Make a bold prediction about the upcoming season. Can be about a player, team/teams, etc

 

9) 80% I think we can do it.

10) Us again as above.
19) Seattle, Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto, New York, D.C.
20) Malmo, Moscow, Helsinki, Riga, Davos, Prague.

21) D.C.
22) I think Acyd will get most goals scored.

[DoktorFunk 810]

On 10/20/2019 at 4:14 PM, Banackock said:

Season 68 Bears Press Conference (PART 3 - PLAYOFFS)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

51. Were you happy with your season?

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

55. Thoughts on CGY selling off mid-season despite looking good? Was it a mistake?

56. Thoughts on Toronto for round 1? Series predictions?

57. Who wins it between Calgary and Vancouver?

58. Who wins it between HSK and RIG? Series preds

59. Davos or Malmo? Series preds

60. Who wins best d-man for the season (award)?

61. Who wins playoff MVP this season?

62. Predict the finals teams and series right now.

63. Who would you prefer to face in the 2nd round - Vancouver or Calgary?

64. If it was set so you'd play EU next round.. who would you rather play of the 4 teams remaining? 

65. Who are you hoping to face off against... IF the Bears make the finals?

66. Does Dil's player, Diljdoh Starload suck huge ass or what form of ass does he suck? @DilIsPickle
67. Oh no, hurry come quik. @TheLastOlympian07's career is offensively dying and needs to be revived. How do you plan to do this?

68. @Beaviss has created a virus and has infected every GM's STHS so that they all fuck up their back up games. He gets caught doing this, how would you punish him?

69. @Beketov admitted to recently moving himself into a care facility for the elderly. Are you going to visit his old ass and if so, what do you plan to do with the senior member?

70. You have a nightmare. @Walter Fizz has been redrafted by the team. What else happens in this nightmare?

71. @Esso2264 what bra size is Yvonnes bust? Because he's a bust ess

72. Pay-Per-View Celebrity Match.... "Heavy Weight" @HulkHogan VS what celebrity? 

73. What are your thoughts on @Smarchbeing part of a Taylor Swift music video in 2013? 

 

 

@Spade18 @Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Dtayl @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @FakeJenton @HulkHogan  @FrostBeard @Eudaldkp @Gscx420 @DizzyWithLogic  @street @ShawnGlade

 

DA BEARZ

55. It kind of paid off for Calgary, which is interesting. They made it decently far despite selling. They're a good team with a bright future.

56. We won BAYBEEEEEEE!

57. Calgary had a beastly performance 

58. Honestly dont remember because Malmo rekt em.

59. Smellmo took it. But not far enough 

60. Shud be Hogan tbh

[Acydburn 1,618]

13. Matt Thompson texts you and congrats you on the cup knowing he had a chance to come here in FA. What would you send back to him?

Simple thanks

14. TLO talked mad shit and ended up eating it in the end. You send him a gift card for christmas with ZERO dollars on it. Where's the gift card for?

Deez Nutz

15. The Bears created a new broom based off the sweeping style of the Calgary series. You're on Dragons Den. What's your pitch and offer etc? 

WTF is dragons den?

16. Who do you want to see @HulkHogan fight next?

Anyone, hes entertaining to watch fight

17. Who leads the Bears in points for S69? How many they get?

Ylonen is going to lead in points

18. Who leads the Bears in Goals for S69? How many they get?

Either willinsky or frostbeard

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 10/20/2019 at 4:14 PM, Banackock said:

67. Oh no, hurry come quik. @TheLastOlympian07's career is offensively dying and needs to be revived. How do you plan to do this?

68. @Beaviss has created a virus and has infected every GM's STHS so that they all fuck up their back up games. He gets caught doing this, how would you punish him?

69. @Beketov admitted to recently moving himself into a care facility for the elderly. Are you going to visit his old ass and if so, what do you plan to do with the senior member?

70. You have a nightmare. @Walter Fizz has been redrafted by the team. What else happens in this nightmare?

71. @Esso2264 what bra size is Yvonnes bust? Because he's a bust ess

72. Pay-Per-View Celebrity Match.... "Heavy Weight" @HulkHogan VS what celebrity? 

TPE Reroll and put him on DC or Prague

 

No goalie for him for 3 seasons

 

I'd visit him, take him out to a Jets game and then out to the Forks

 

Bana gets fired for drafting him and Seattle becomes run by me, Acyd and Frostbeard

 

34 JJ (Watt), the most massive of busts

 

Either of the Paul brothers, nice to see them get their faces smashed in a bit

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

 

7. Any FA's you want Seattle to go after?

 

Not this season, a certain somebody broke my heart and extended with his drafted team.

 

8. What do you think were things that pushed Seattle to the cup? Trades?

 

Depth was the biggest thing, also the acquision of @FrostBeard continues to be one of the best moves in the history of the team.

 

9. Chances of the team repeating and defending the title?

 

100%. There's no question that we've got a few more cup  runs left in our young core.

 

10. If you had to make a quik prediction right now, who are in the S69 Continental Cup finals?

 

Malmo vs Seattle. Rematch. Cage Match. No Holds Barred.

 

11. Who goes 1st overall in the draft?

 

The sultry Cinnamon, of course!

 

12. Who goes 2nd overall in the draft?

 

2nd place is just first loser.

[Acydburn 1,618]

19. Predict North America next season. 

Vancouver

Toronto

Seattle

D.C.

 

20. Predict Europe next season.

Malmo

Moscow

Riga

Helsinki

 

21. Who places last in the league next season?

Davos or Calgary

 

22. Make a bold prediction about the upcoming season. Can be about a player, team/teams, etc.

Acyd Burn Regresses

 

 

23. What are you thinking about getting Frosty for Christmas?

Some beard oil.. need it soft

 

 

24. You're partying hard. YOUR CHAMPIONS. Whats your drink or ermm, narcotic of choice to party with tonight, baby?

Red bull and vodka

[HenrikZoiderberg 469]

 

49. Who do you think was the MVP of the VHL for S68?
 

Ray Funkz, no question about it. He's been the best goalie in the league for ages.

 

50. What team or teams do you think surprised everyone the most?

 

We did baby! Bears for life.

 

51. Were you happy with your season?

 

I saw some steady improvement, but I want to keep getting better.

 

52. Who was the biggest surprise for the Seattle Bears?

 

Beracoka! Who knew Australians could skate?

 

53. Who was Seattle's MVP for the season?

 

Ray again! Can't argue with success.

 

54. Any thoughts on the final standings? Were the as expected?

 

I thought we'd squeak in a bit higher, we  should be better this season though.