pennypenny

hi

clean my shoes @pennypenny

@Viperxhawks19 eat my shorts

@pennypenny gladly

@HulkHogan

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm not half bad at tennis, but I straight up suck at ping pong.

I have no interest in this unaffiliated revolution.

@pennypenny am I in the revolution. If not dm me this revolution. 

Holy fuck... got 94 people in my revolution. Thats good enough to overthrow any sim league I want. Now I gotta choose...

Holy fuck! I just got 94 free pennys. That's good enough for any free penny I want. Now I just need to decide what I want...

6 pennys short of a dollar there bud

Pornstars fluffer, Canadian penny counter, sign spinner, CD rack manufacturer, professional paint drying watcher, Toll booth attendant,  restroom attendant are your best options. Fuck school.

This is of the true. Kennedy approves.

Can confirm

Annoying af.

He was a skater boi

You said see you later boi

He wasn't good enough for you

GO FUCK YOURSELF @gorlab

I was mentioned first he loves me the most.

@boubabi schlemko should be back any day now

@boubabi COME BACK

Oh ok thanks

That moment I turn off tags/notifications but still look at the statuses hue

Thought we stopped separating families at the border. 

when did my d buddy of vegas come back :--(

officially back in action as of this week

been wondering who his alt was for a while this confirms it!

Gay*

hol up....

hold up*