BluObieZ

I feel like this was made just for me
 
G: Sam Sung- Asian import goalie. Tech mogul who's worth billions.  Who uses technology to be like iron man. 
 
Center: P Ennis yes his first name is just P. Fuck off. He is a center because your cock is centered between your right and left leg. More comedic gold couldn't fall onto your lap.
 
LW: Macdonald Berger
 
RW: Jack Daniels 
 
Defense: Dick Long. Come on people. Someone should use some of these.
 
Moe Lester. Come on... bit of dark humor. 
 
Someone should really use these

With this season almost done the question soon will become, where will Orion Slade take his talents next season? Does he even know who is the favorite next season? Does he even care to look into it? So many questions and Orion probably does not have the answer…yet?
 
Does he care to look into it? Probably fucking not. Orion is pretty ignorant, much like his agent Robbie Zimmers. So to expect him to look into teams for next season is expecting too much of him. It’s like expecting Donald Trump to do anything Presidential or anything that would make the country great. Orion says “Trust me when I say this, I will be playing for the cup favorites next season. Count on it. Write it the fuck down because it will happen. Sure maybe the team that everyone expects to win next season might not sign me, but another favorite will come by and be like make us better by signing with us and we will get you your second cup”
 
How does Orion even expect to do all this and know that the team that he is signing with is actually not fucking horrible? Well he claims he has a way of making sure that the team he signs with truly is as good as they say they are, and no it’s not looking into who the team has. Orion doesn’t care what people say, he doesn’t care if people say that teams just will refuse to sign him. To that he says “Cool, let them not sign me. It just makes my end goal come that much closer to coming true. If I have to sit a season because no one wants to sign me then I will still still have 3 cups in 3 seasons played. To stop my this train you must fool me and make me sign with you. But you can’t do that, because I am smarter than you. I went to the fuck around school of Robbie Zimmers. I know what I need to do and how I will do it. Enjoy”
 
There is no way of telling where he will sign. We only know that he will not sign in Calgary because that team is a failure with a piece of shit GM that has no idea what he is doing. He will most likely not sign with the new expansion teams, because they most likely will not be good enough next season to compete for a cup. So that leaves a short list of Seattle, New York, Riga, Davos… Can’t remember the rest but those four teams are pretty high up on the list of teams Orion would love to play for. Are any of those teams going to be good next season? He has no idea right now. Nor does he care. He will figure it all out in the coming weeks and will pick his new team once free agency starts. But one thing that is sure, his free agency will bring the league back to the free agency fuckeries of the past.

The continuation of the Robbie Retirement chugs along like a well oiled machine. Like your mom on her knees when she made you… I mean on her back… NO! doggy style getting plowed by your daddy like the slut she is. Yep that sounds better. Anyways this week is something I call Whoops Did I do that? If you do not know what that Is from then you are an idiot or just young. This is going to be addressing rumors about me that popped up through the years and I will come clean if I did it, said it and or helped in it.
 
Robbie=Anderson or Anderson=Robbie
Truth: Robbie is Robbie and not the asianic fuck that is Anderson
No people I am not Anderson. I did not create hundreds of accounts/players just to dick around. I was never that into the league to put that much time into so I can do all that. Sure I like to fuck around but that’s like next level shit.
 
Offered to be people’s agent just to fuck teams
Truth: Partly true but I didn’t offer
One day many moons ago someone (I won’t say who) messaged me to see if I would be his players “agent” because he liked how I fucked around and hunted for money. I said I would do it just for the fuck around factor. I had no intention to negotiate in good faith. I was going to fuck certain teams and just have fun with it. I posted on the site offering my services after this one guy gave me the idea. I think I had maybe three, four clients. It came down crumbling when teams refused to negotiate with me and with directly to the player. My planned fuck around was foiled.
 
Short Bus was not the real end goal in NY
Truth: Partly true
While me building a team of the unwanted players was always the goal and I achieved it, the overall plan was to actually move the team (or attempt) to move it to bum fuck nowhere Idaho or whatever, trade my players and quit as GM. As on last symbolic fuck you. Like those suicide cults. Kinda glad I didn’t do this. Because the Americans have become the premiere franchise in the league. Not the Hamilton Canucks or the Idaho Potatoes (was gonna be the teams name)
 
VHL Armageddon Pact
Truth: Yes it happened, Hell I started it.
Most of you must be like WTF because I don’t think this was a well known thing. Hell not even sure if the rumors got out. But I do know at least two three ex blue crew that messaged me to stand down. Basically what happened was I gathered a bunch of people that agreed to start a massive thread. An argument thread in a massive attempt to get all banned. We had lots of people who agreed to do this. Pretty much it would have nuked the VHL because by banning all these people the league was killing itself. Why didn’t it happen? I think it was around the time just before my 3rd disappearance. I just lost interest in coming on and I left for like a year. Right when we were planning a day when it would happen. When I returned the members that agreed to do it, either left the site or fell in love with it again. So the creator of the idea was also the killer of the idea. Sorry boys, was looking forward to it but then I got bored.
 
Other quik rumors
My attempt to buy the league was my attempt to gain power. Partly true. I wanted “ownership” so I can threaten to shut the site down then have people beg me not to shut it down. In the end I would have shut it down.
 
Agreed to take over for another GM. Yes this is true I agreed to GM yet again and it looked like it was going to happen till the league stepped in and said they didn’t want to have short bus 2.0 happen.
 
Plans for 2nd GM reign was to destroy all. Yep. I was going to show everyone that I was a great GM and wanted to basically build what now would be known as the “Patriots” of the VHL. Sadly I was not allowed to take over and many seasons/years later I got my chance to do it in Vegas. I destroyed the league and people didn’t like it.
 
2nd year Vegas plan was to shatter previous years records. Yep. Once again. While teams conspired to trade all their players to one team in effort to stop me in my record breaking season (A fact I found cute and was well aware of due to my moles in the league) I had deeper plans for my 2nd, 3rd and 4th season as GM. Where I had talks with GM’s where they would trade me their good players for high picks. They got high picks and I got players that would have helped me dominate. Simple as that. But I was fired because I was an asshole. Didn’t want to play my backup goalie and some other idiot because they sucked.  Cry me rivers boys.
 
I once felt bad for a member on the site. Partly true? I don’t know. I forget who it was but they posted some sob story of shit that they were going through and I thought to myself. Imma go in there and disturb shit. I went in read the og post and was like… damn if I do this… I will get perma banned. So I didn’t do it. See, I have morals. Well… partial morals because I didn’t want to get perma banned. I didn’t stop myself because the niceness of my heart. There is not nice in Robbie, only evil.
 
I’m actually a nice guy. Nope not true.
 
Hope you enjoyed this. Post anymore you want me to confirm or deny.

1) Six games, six wins in a row. How are the Titans keeping things so hot in Finland?
Finish Cocaine. Ever seen a coke addict not sweating?
 
2) The Finnish national team recently brought home an IIHF Gold Medal, is that a motivator for the VHL Titans?
No
 
3) What's been your strangest interaction with a fan?
Some dude named @Ahma came up to me to ask me to help him look for his lizard
 
4) Up until now, what's been your favorite moment as a player in the VHL/VHLM?
Winning two founders cups
 
5) If you could give the Titans a goal song, what would it be?
Woop there it is
 
6) If the VHL were to hold a special outdoor game, who would you give it to and where?
Vegas because it's fucking Vegas

Me for obvious reasons

Me for obvious reasons

I'm pretty sure id be Todd Packer or David Wallace or Ryan Howard 

Review
These are always a blast to read. Since you're such a rich guy you should fly us out to you and we will make this a movie. hey guys @tfong @DollarAndADream @Quik @Beketov @BluObieZ

Attention: @Beketov has told me that I am allowed to post this for last week because I was injured and was not able to get to my laptop
 
So yeah… I got injured on set 2 weeks ago. I was laying track for my dolly and this fucking idiot of a noob was looking at my dolly. Which is fine if you want to learn. Well… Moron takes off the dollies brakes to test out how it moves. Only problem is that there was a slight hill behind us. So the dolly which is about 250k that has a camera that is about 100k on it takes off down the hill. I take off after it and try to stop it. I get behind it to brace it and stop it. Well this thing weighs a few hundred pounds and it’s going downhill. So it knocks me on my ass and my body stops it… No broken bones but sore as a mother fuck. Kid was sent home for that and I got the last laugh till the next day where I was not able to get out of bed because I was so sore. Here I am 2 weeks later just finally thinking about returning to work. Fuck that noob. I hope he learned to never touch a dolly when there is a camera on it and when its on a hill. Kid is lucky I was too busy being hurt to run up the hill to yell at him.

If you have not read one of my script write ups and wonder what this is, or if you want to know the story read the first part Orion:Beginnings
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY

Orion walks out of the school intently, girls follow him trying to get his attention but he does not care. He jumps on a motorcycle that is parked nearby. He starts and rides off like a bad ass kid.
 
EXT.STREETS.DAY
A quite street is interrupted up the sound of a speeding motorcycle. As it nears, it’s the bike that Orion stole. But he is no longer on it. I jumps a curb and smashes into a house. Just as Orion who now changed back into his adult self flies over head.
 
EXT.SKY.DAY
Orion comes out of the clouds to fly above them. He is wearing what can only be described as a superhero suit. It is Black and Grey with an “O” on the chest. An F-22 Raptor comes out of the clouds and tries to keep up with Orion but cannot.
 
INT.F-22.DAY

Pilot
Base, I do not know what is going on but the UFO seems to be a man. A man flying… Not a plane or anything. He is just flying. I am at Mach 2.2 and he is well ahead of me. He must be going at least Mach 3? I don’t know
 
Orion speeds up and disappears
 
Pilot
What? (Looks around) He’s gone! He just sped up and disappeared. How is this even possible?
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
The spacecraft has appeared to have stopped right above One World Trade. We at this moment do not know what they are want. If they are friendly or if they are here on an Independents Day manor. Till we are able to contact them, the nation, the world will watch and wait. This is truly history making day. Not just for us in New York but everyone alive today can say they were alive on the day we made contact with a species not of this planet.  
 
Just then something smashes into the side of the space craft and disappears inside
 
News Anchor
Something has just hit the spacecraft. Reports are that it was traveling at a high rate of speed
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY

Orion slams into a wall and stops. He is quickly surrounded by VHL’ers (pronounced Whellers) Orion looks at them before punching one guard sending him clean across the ship and out the hole that Orion came in.
 
Orion
Who’s next?
The VHL’ers lower their weapons when their leader Keb @Beketov approaches
 
Keb
Now, now no need for hostilities Orion. We come in peace you do not have to protect these people. We are simply here to observe
 
Orion
You do not know what peace is. I am not here to protect anyone. For I do not care about these humans. I am here because I hate you.
 
Keb
Hate is a strong word. You merely came across some bad eggs in the VHL’ers race
 
Orion glares at Keb like Larry David does at a person he suspects is lying
 
Orion
I do not have time for this. I will keep an eye on you. But I have bigger problems then you right now.
 
Keb
Salatian Hooker problems again?
 
Orion glares at Keb before disappearing once again just as fast as he came
 
INT.CLUB HOUSE.EVENING

A worried looking Steve Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 walks around the club house that he built for him and his friends when a thud can be heard. Moments later the door flies open and breaks like it was made of cardboard. Kid Orion stands there, looking around the club house. He then looks at Steve
 
Orion
This is a club house? Where I come from, it’s filled with cool shit and Salatan…
 
Steve 
Where are you even from?
 
Orion
Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to Steve
 
Steve
But I want to know
 
Orion
Steve!
 
Orion says in a loud thunderous voice
 
Steve
Whoa! How do you do that?
 
Orion
Steve. Shut up. I say that in the nicest way possible. We are dealing with great evil and you are fixated on something that does not matter. I need to come up with a plan before it’s too late
 
Steve
Oh boy… do I even want to know?
 
Orion
Of course! You are vital to my plan. A plan that I have not come up with, but none the less you are vital
 
Steve
Great… How long will I get grounded for this one? Three maybe four years?
 
Orion
If I do what I know has to be done, then your family unit will praising you and not punishing you
 
Steve
Does this have anything to do with Terrance?
 
Orion
The Noodletonian?
 
Steve
Le Sigh… yes him
 
Orion
He is the key to this all and tomorrow I will find out what exactly that is
 
Steve
Great… should I just start the day in the principal’s office? To make it easier on him
 
INT.SCHOOL.MORNING
Orion walks into the classroom and looks around. He sees Terrance @tfong sitting next to Steve. Orion glares at Steve before sitting in front of them but not facing forward. He glares at Terrance.
 
Terrance
What choo problem doodle?
 
Orion
SCUM!
 
Steve
Orion! Stop that
 
Terrance
Okay. No. Me fry and you lie
 
Orion
I see past your little disguise
 
Terrance
You see through noodle? Invisible noodle? Where?
 
EXT.SCHOOLYARD.DAY
Orion is stalking Terrance around the school yard. Girls hanging near him is making it hard for him to track Terrance but Orion moves them aside before jumping in the air and landing on Terrance like a lion on its prey. Orion looks down at the defenseless Terrance.
 
Orion
You die here. You can tell your little buddies to go home to where you came from
 
Steve tries to pull Orion off but Orion swats him away and sending him into a mud puddle
 
Orion
Stay out of this simpleton! He is going back to where he came from
 
Steve
THAT’S FUCKING RACIST! I cannot be friends with a racist. I just can’t do it anymore.
 
Steve stands up and walks up to Orion and punches him in the face. Orion doesn’t even move. Steve goes to punch Orion again but his fist is caught by Mrs Draper.
 
Mrs Draper
OFFICE NOW STEVEN MULLIGAN!
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
We are being told that the aliens are about to broadcast worldwide a message. So let’s go live to it for this historic broadcast.
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY
Keb
Dwellers of Earth. We are the VHL’ers, an advanced species from a planet that is about forty light years away. We come in peace, we have traveled this great distance to observe you and determine if you are deserve to learn of technology that is far superior to yours. Technology that can help you jump many years ahead and gain the vast knowledge waiting out there in the cosmos. All we ask is for a meeting with the President of United States. So we can determine can make such a determination.
 
INT.PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE.DAY
Principal Ted Johnson sits in his chair looking at a mud covered Steve.
 
Ted
Tell me what happened
 
Steve
It’s Orion, he has issues with Asian people. I cannot stand by and let him pick on that poor kid anymore
Ted
So you punch him in the face?
 
Steve
Sir, Orion. He maybe evil. He does not like Asian people. I think he may hate others but isn’t one race bad enough
 
Ted
You literally are talking to the wrong person here. I do not care about a little racism in the school. It makes everyone tougher. You Steve are weak. You must know that the Chinese are coming and they will rape your family. Do you want that?
 
Steve
WHAT?
 
Ted
Listen. I will tell you what I told that punk kid Orion. I maybe racist but you cannot prove it. I am the be all and end all in this school. You are just some snot nosed kid that needs to be shown his place in all this. So it’s either you fall in line or you will be expelled.
 
Steve
Expelled for not being racist?
 
Ted
Precisely
 
Steve
But… but, I swore if I ever came across someone that is racist or suspected to be racist that I would punch them in the face
 
Ted
Cry me a river kid
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY
Orion is walking like he is following someone when he spots Steve riding his bike. Orion picks up a rock and beams Steve right in the head with it. Sending Steve to the ground. Orion stands over him looking down.
 
Orion
Done being an idiot?
 
Steve
FUCK You! I got suspended for punching you
 
Orion
Good! As you should be suspended. But now I must ask you one important question
 
Steve
Which is?
 
Orion
Will you help me take down the fucking noodletonian or will you continue to be a little nat in my way?
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY

Terrance walks into Noodle Doodle Noodle Hoodle and sits down at a table. He pulls out his math homework and begins doing it as an old Asian lady comes up to him with a giant bowl of noodles.
 
Woman
Son Unit
 
Terrance
Mother Unit
 
The begin bowing to one another, it goes on for a while before an old Asian man walks up
 
Man
Son Unit
 
He turns to the woman
 
Man
Wife Unit
 
The bow to each other, almost like they will never stop till Orion and Steve walk into the restaurant and sit near Terrance. Orion begins to glare are Terrance who sees him sit down
 
Steve
What is it with this guy? Why do you hate him?
 
Orion
One does not simply hate a Noodletonian. One despises them. Wants to end their existence. Line them up and end them all.
 
Steve
Whoa! Hold on there lil Hitler
 
Orion
I do not know this Hitler you speak of
 
Steve
How can you not know about Hitler? Dude was fucked up
 
Orion stands up as the old lady and man walk away. Orion walks over to Terrance and swats the bowl of noodles away from him
 
Terrance
Waste of Noodle no goodle. Why you here? Not there or where?
 
Orion
You can play the dumb card all you want but you being here with the VHL’ers this is not a coincidence. I must end you now. Before your little plan becomes a reality.
 
Terrance
Plan? I know not what you say otay? I learn hard for father unit. He want me to numbers know. So I goes to school for older human peoples and learn bigger numbers so my brain grow
 
Orion
You would like that wouldn’t you
 
Terrance
I know I would like it doodle
 
Orions anger grows. The lights in the restaurant begin to flicker and outside becomes dark as thunder can be heard.
 
Terrance
Oh no, no the noodle must no go or noodle doodle can no be noodley
 
Orion
ENOUGH!
 
I lightning bolt hits the building surging throughout the building bursting all the lights as Orion’s godly voice fills the building. Orion picks up Terrance by the neck and slams him against the wall. Steve dives into action and latches onto Orion’s leg
 
Steve
I will not let you do anything to him
 
Orion ignores Steve
 
Orion
Tell me who you really are and I shall make this quik. TELL ME!
 
Terrance
Terrance Fong. Son of Yi Fong Son and Ki Fong Son. You put me down now? Okay
 
Orion tightens his grip around Terrance’s throat
 
Orion
I shall end this before it starts. I banish you.
 
Steve
What kid says banish? Is this the kind of kid I hang out with? No wonder I get suspended regularly
 
Just then the door is kicked open and in walks Quik Slowly @Quik and his partner Quintina Dollar @DollarAndADream. They approach Orion
 

Quik
Put the Asian down
 
Orion looks behind him at the two detectives. He knows that he can easily get away but for some reason puts down Terrance and pats him on the head
 
Orion
This isn’t over little boy
 
Terrance
You little as I
 
Quik
STEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN!
 
Orion steps backwards slowly, easily dragging Steve with him
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY

Steve sits at a table with his hands cuffed in front of him when  Quintina enters the room. She sits down across from him.
 
Quintina
Make this easier on you guys and tell us why you went into that restaurant to spew hateful speech. You may be a minor Steven but you are in deep trouble. You want to talk to me because my partner isn’t so nice.
 
Steve
Hate crime? Hate speech? I was trying to stop him. I was holding onto his legs to stop him. I do not hate anyone. Everyone deserves to equality. Please let me explain. Its simple Orion is crazy
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance is eating noodles out of a new bowl as his father sits down in front of him
 
Father Fong
Why does boy no like you son?
 
Terrance
I no know father unit. But what he no know angers him so
 
Father Fong
If that so then no know is a go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY

Quik
Now you listen here you little punk. I happen to love that noodle hut and you go in there with your little hate speech and you expect the LVPD to just let you do whatever you feel like?
 
Orion
Yes actually that’s exactly what I expect and my people though that you people were morons
 
Quik
I AM A MAN! A GROWN UP! SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!...KID!
 
Orion
I am. I said you are not as stupid as I thought you were. Isn’t that good enough?
 
Quik
You are in deep trouble. You are most likely going to do community service or even time in juvie
 
Orion
Gods don’t do time
 
Quik
You are not a god, you are just some kid that thinks that they can do anything they want
 
Orion
Wrong
 
Quik
Oh. Am I wrong? Please correct me
 
Orion
I know that I can do whatever I want. So much so, I will be leaving in a few minutes and there is nothing you can do about it
 
Quik smirks
 
Quik
Oh really now. I would love to see this.
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Father Fong
Preparations  are prepared son unit
 
Terrance
I make noodle calculations father unit and we be ready
 
Father Fong
They no see what they no can see coming
 
Terrance
Generally how no seeing go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
Quintina walks back from the door to the room and stands in front of Steve
 
Quintina
Orion just told my partner that it’s all your fault. That you are the mastermind racist and he was just trying to hold Terrance away from you. Which would explain why you were on the ground.
 
Steve
Are you seriously that stupid? If he was trying to protect him then why would he have his hands around his throat?
 
Quintina
I don’t know
 
Steve
You don’t know or this is the worst attempt to play us off each other I’ve seen since episode fifty eight of CSI Toronto
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance pulls out an object from his book bag and shows it to his father
 
Terrance
Soon know we go
 
Father Fong
Slow we go so they no know
 
Terrance
Exactadoodle
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY

Keb enters the White House passing by a board that keeps track of how many days since the last person quit which is 1. Secret Service lead him to the oval office. A man stands behind the desk. As Keb approaches the man turns around and it’s Donald Trump.
 
Trump
Vladi I have to go. Talk soon about the upcoming elections
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY
Quik
Are you going to leave now?
 
Orion
Nope
 
Quik
How about now?
 
Orion
It’s not smart to mock a god
 
Quik
You are just a…
 
Orion in a flash disappears out of the room, leaving a large hole in the wall. A dumbfounded Quik looks around in shock
 
Quik
Kid
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
In a blink of an eye Steve is taken out of the room the sound of two explosions can be heard. One of Orion entering and then leaving. Showing just how fast he is going
 
INT.SKY.DAY
A now adult Orion is flying through the air while holding Steve who is screaming for his life
 
Orion
Shut up. You should be thanking me for saving you from those two morons
 
Steve
Who the fuck are you?
 
Orion
I am your buddy Orion.
 
Steve
No you are not!
 
Orion
I am indeed. I am a fucking god and you will recognize. The sooner the better little Steve because I will need help with the impending doom that these two alien species bring upon earth
 
Steve
PUT ME DOWN!
 
Orion
Okay
 
Orion drops Steve who screams as he falls towards earth. Before he hits the ground Orion swoops in and grabs him.
 
Orion
Will you shut up and listen now?
 
Steve
Just leave me be
 
Orion
So you rather be a flat Steve pancake then hear me out? I can make it happen
 
Steve
Fine
 
Orion
I as a god can grant you great powers. Powers that can and will help me defeat these alien scum and save this sad thing you guys call a planet.
 
Steve
What if I say no?
 
Orion
Then you will parish like the rest of them
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump
Linda please bring the finest Hamberders for McDonalds for our fine guest. We are on the cusp of a great agreement.
 
Linda
Andrew just quit. Your new intern is Dillon Towns.
 
Trump
Send him, it’s on me but make sure he gets a receipt so I get reimbursed. But we will tell everyone I paid. I will be seen as the greatest human ever not just President. I will broker a deal for this new technology and I will keep all to myself. The world will fear me and my power.
 
HOUR LATER

Trump shuns away Dillon @Trifecta as he welcomes Kep into the dining hall. He hands Kep a diet coke and cheers it with his own
 
Trump
Gotta watch my obese figure
 
Just then Orion literally crashes the party tackling Kep to the ground.
 
Trump
Who is (takes a bite of burger) this man
 
Food flies out of his mouth as he talks
 
Orion
I am Orion. A god and this being is not here peacefully. He is here to destroy all lifeforms on this planet. Trump looks down at Kep in shock
 
Trump
Why didn’t you tell me this? We are not so different you and I
 
Steve tries to talk Orion into stopping
 
Steve
Orion, enough is enough. We can get in big trouble for being in the white house without permission
 
Orion
Gods do not need permission
 
Steve
Not this again
 
Orion
Let me do what I have to since you are a wimp
 
Orion picks up Kep by his throat and begins to choke the life out of him
 
Trump
You unhand that fine alien. He is a good alien. Not like you. You are the bad kind of hombre I am trying to keep out. Security make sure he goes back to south side of the border. Maybe find a cage to put him in.
 
Orion tosses Kep aside
 
Orion
I’ll show myself out. Off this planet and let all you humans suffer at their hands.
 
Orion disappears out of the room leaving a hole in the ceiling. Trump looks at the two holes Orion has created.
 
Trump
We will say Hussein did those and it was like that when we got here.
 
He looks at Steve who is still in the room
 
Trump
Who are you?
 
INT.SPACE.DAY

As Orion leaves earth at high speed he looks back
 
Orion
Good riddance earthlings
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump and Kep are about to sign a treaty when Kep stands up as a beam of light can be seen. Terrance literally appears out of nowhere.
 
Terrance
Guess who here and no there
 
Kep
Terrance you arrive just in time
 
Terrance
In time for takeover no takedown. To uncrown a clown you must no frown.
 
Trump looks at Terrance in shock
 
Trump
CHINA!!!!!!
 
FADE TO BLACK
 
End credit scene
 
INT.SOMEWHERE NEAR MEXICO BORDER.DAY
Steve is in a cage in a room with other kids in cages as he screams out “Orion”
 
 
 
 

I should have @ everyone on my Short Bus Retrospective 

WTF!!!!!

Calgary still sucks

Calgary still sucks

Only fitting I scored the game-winner in my final ever VHLM game

Only fitting I scored the game-winner in my final ever VHLM game

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1) Um yes, we are the best team
2) I am the number 1 center on the team. The top point producer. So I am pretty sure my role is pretty solid.
3) HHH is going down like a hooker in a back alley 
5) Won't be as good, all the top players are good. Moving on. So if any team loses their best players, they will have a drastic drop the following season
6) I'd love to face my team. Vegas. But I would also would like to face them in the final. Biggest threat? Our egos. Not thinking we have to make changes etc. When I was at the helm of the best team of all time (1st season in Vegas) We just ruined the league and come the finals I refused to make changes till I got upset we lost 2 games.
7) I have not opinion on this because this is the first time i am hearing we made a trade. I don't really follow league happenings.
10) Our locker room is dead some days, then active others. It's okay I guess. I've been in way better ones. Like when I was the Vegas GM. I will pick myself as the most successful. 

Orion closing in on HHH

6 points in 2 games. Nice! Coming for you HHH

If you have not read one of my script write ups and wonder what this is, or if you want to know the story read the first part Orion:Beginnings
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY

Orion walks out of the school intently, girls follow him trying to get his attention but he does not care. He jumps on a motorcycle that is parked nearby. He starts and rides off like a bad ass kid.
 
EXT.STREETS.DAY
A quite street is interrupted up the sound of a speeding motorcycle. As it nears, it’s the bike that Orion stole. But he is no longer on it. I jumps a curb and smashes into a house. Just as Orion who now changed back into his adult self flies over head.
 
EXT.SKY.DAY
Orion comes out of the clouds to fly above them. He is wearing what can only be described as a superhero suit. It is Black and Grey with an “O” on the chest. An F-22 Raptor comes out of the clouds and tries to keep up with Orion but cannot.
 
INT.F-22.DAY

Pilot
Base, I do not know what is going on but the UFO seems to be a man. A man flying… Not a plane or anything. He is just flying. I am at Mach 2.2 and he is well ahead of me. He must be going at least Mach 3? I don’t know
 
Orion speeds up and disappears
 
Pilot
What? (Looks around) He’s gone! He just sped up and disappeared. How is this even possible?
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
The spacecraft has appeared to have stopped right above One World Trade. We at this moment do not know what they are want. If they are friendly or if they are here on an Independents Day manor. Till we are able to contact them, the nation, the world will watch and wait. This is truly history making day. Not just for us in New York but everyone alive today can say they were alive on the day we made contact with a species not of this planet.  
 
Just then something smashes into the side of the space craft and disappears inside
 
News Anchor
Something has just hit the spacecraft. Reports are that it was traveling at a high rate of speed
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY

Orion slams into a wall and stops. He is quickly surrounded by VHL’ers (pronounced Whellers) Orion looks at them before punching one guard sending him clean across the ship and out the hole that Orion came in.
 
Orion
Who’s next?
The VHL’ers lower their weapons when their leader Keb @Beketov approaches
 
Keb
Now, now no need for hostilities Orion. We come in peace you do not have to protect these people. We are simply here to observe
 
Orion
You do not know what peace is. I am not here to protect anyone. For I do not care about these humans. I am here because I hate you.
 
Keb
Hate is a strong word. You merely came across some bad eggs in the VHL’ers race
 
Orion glares at Keb like Larry David does at a person he suspects is lying
 
Orion
I do not have time for this. I will keep an eye on you. But I have bigger problems then you right now.
 
Keb
Salatian Hooker problems again?
 
Orion glares at Keb before disappearing once again just as fast as he came
 
INT.CLUB HOUSE.EVENING

A worried looking Steve Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 walks around the club house that he built for him and his friends when a thud can be heard. Moments later the door flies open and breaks like it was made of cardboard. Kid Orion stands there, looking around the club house. He then looks at Steve
 
Orion
This is a club house? Where I come from, it’s filled with cool shit and Salatan…
 
Steve 
Where are you even from?
 
Orion
Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to Steve
 
Steve
But I want to know
 
Orion
Steve!
 
Orion says in a loud thunderous voice
 
Steve
Whoa! How do you do that?
 
Orion
Steve. Shut up. I say that in the nicest way possible. We are dealing with great evil and you are fixated on something that does not matter. I need to come up with a plan before it’s too late
 
Steve
Oh boy… do I even want to know?
 
Orion
Of course! You are vital to my plan. A plan that I have not come up with, but none the less you are vital
 
Steve
Great… How long will I get grounded for this one? Three maybe four years?
 
Orion
If I do what I know has to be done, then your family unit will praising you and not punishing you
 
Steve
Does this have anything to do with Terrance?
 
Orion
The Noodletonian?
 
Steve
Le Sigh… yes him
 
Orion
He is the key to this all and tomorrow I will find out what exactly that is
 
Steve
Great… should I just start the day in the principal’s office? To make it easier on him
 
INT.SCHOOL.MORNING
Orion walks into the classroom and looks around. He sees Terrance @tfong sitting next to Steve. Orion glares at Steve before sitting in front of them but not facing forward. He glares at Terrance.
 
Terrance
What choo problem doodle?
 
Orion
SCUM!
 
Steve
Orion! Stop that
 
Terrance
Okay. No. Me fry and you lie
 
Orion
I see past your little disguise
 
Terrance
You see through noodle? Invisible noodle? Where?
 
EXT.SCHOOLYARD.DAY
Orion is stalking Terrance around the school yard. Girls hanging near him is making it hard for him to track Terrance but Orion moves them aside before jumping in the air and landing on Terrance like a lion on its prey. Orion looks down at the defenseless Terrance.
 
Orion
You die here. You can tell your little buddies to go home to where you came from
 
Steve tries to pull Orion off but Orion swats him away and sending him into a mud puddle
 
Orion
Stay out of this simpleton! He is going back to where he came from
 
Steve
THAT’S FUCKING RACIST! I cannot be friends with a racist. I just can’t do it anymore.
 
Steve stands up and walks up to Orion and punches him in the face. Orion doesn’t even move. Steve goes to punch Orion again but his fist is caught by Mrs Draper.
 
Mrs Draper
OFFICE NOW STEVEN MULLIGAN!
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
We are being told that the aliens are about to broadcast worldwide a message. So let’s go live to it for this historic broadcast.
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY
Keb
Dwellers of Earth. We are the VHL’ers, an advanced species from a planet that is about forty light years away. We come in peace, we have traveled this great distance to observe you and determine if you are deserve to learn of technology that is far superior to yours. Technology that can help you jump many years ahead and gain the vast knowledge waiting out there in the cosmos. All we ask is for a meeting with the President of United States. So we can determine can make such a determination.
 
INT.PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE.DAY
Principal Ted Johnson sits in his chair looking at a mud covered Steve.
 
Ted
Tell me what happened
 
Steve
It’s Orion, he has issues with Asian people. I cannot stand by and let him pick on that poor kid anymore
Ted
So you punch him in the face?
 
Steve
Sir, Orion. He maybe evil. He does not like Asian people. I think he may hate others but isn’t one race bad enough
 
Ted
You literally are talking to the wrong person here. I do not care about a little racism in the school. It makes everyone tougher. You Steve are weak. You must know that the Chinese are coming and they will rape your family. Do you want that?
 
Steve
WHAT?
 
Ted
Listen. I will tell you what I told that punk kid Orion. I maybe racist but you cannot prove it. I am the be all and end all in this school. You are just some snot nosed kid that needs to be shown his place in all this. So it’s either you fall in line or you will be expelled.
 
Steve
Expelled for not being racist?
 
Ted
Precisely
 
Steve
But… but, I swore if I ever came across someone that is racist or suspected to be racist that I would punch them in the face
 
Ted
Cry me a river kid
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY
Orion is walking like he is following someone when he spots Steve riding his bike. Orion picks up a rock and beams Steve right in the head with it. Sending Steve to the ground. Orion stands over him looking down.
 
Orion
Done being an idiot?
 
Steve
FUCK You! I got suspended for punching you
 
Orion
Good! As you should be suspended. But now I must ask you one important question
 
Steve
Which is?
 
Orion
Will you help me take down the fucking noodletonian or will you continue to be a little nat in my way?
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY

Terrance walks into Noodle Doodle Noodle Hoodle and sits down at a table. He pulls out his math homework and begins doing it as an old Asian lady comes up to him with a giant bowl of noodles.
 
Woman
Son Unit
 
Terrance
Mother Unit
 
The begin bowing to one another, it goes on for a while before an old Asian man walks up
 
Man
Son Unit
 
He turns to the woman
 
Man
Wife Unit
 
The bow to each other, almost like they will never stop till Orion and Steve walk into the restaurant and sit near Terrance. Orion begins to glare are Terrance who sees him sit down
 
Steve
What is it with this guy? Why do you hate him?
 
Orion
One does not simply hate a Noodletonian. One despises them. Wants to end their existence. Line them up and end them all.
 
Steve
Whoa! Hold on there lil Hitler
 
Orion
I do not know this Hitler you speak of
 
Steve
How can you not know about Hitler? Dude was fucked up
 
Orion stands up as the old lady and man walk away. Orion walks over to Terrance and swats the bowl of noodles away from him
 
Terrance
Waste of Noodle no goodle. Why you here? Not there or where?
 
Orion
You can play the dumb card all you want but you being here with the VHL’ers this is not a coincidence. I must end you now. Before your little plan becomes a reality.
 
Terrance
Plan? I know not what you say otay? I learn hard for father unit. He want me to numbers know. So I goes to school for older human peoples and learn bigger numbers so my brain grow
 
Orion
You would like that wouldn’t you
 
Terrance
I know I would like it doodle
 
Orions anger grows. The lights in the restaurant begin to flicker and outside becomes dark as thunder can be heard.
 
Terrance
Oh no, no the noodle must no go or noodle doodle can no be noodley
 
Orion
ENOUGH!
 
I lightning bolt hits the building surging throughout the building bursting all the lights as Orion’s godly voice fills the building. Orion picks up Terrance by the neck and slams him against the wall. Steve dives into action and latches onto Orion’s leg
 
Steve
I will not let you do anything to him
 
Orion ignores Steve
 
Orion
Tell me who you really are and I shall make this quik. TELL ME!
 
Terrance
Terrance Fong. Son of Yi Fong Son and Ki Fong Son. You put me down now? Okay
 
Orion tightens his grip around Terrance’s throat
 
Orion
I shall end this before it starts. I banish you.
 
Steve
What kid says banish? Is this the kind of kid I hang out with? No wonder I get suspended regularly
 
Just then the door is kicked open and in walks Quik Slowly @Quik and his partner Quintina Dollar @DollarAndADream. They approach Orion
 

Quik
Put the Asian down
 
Orion looks behind him at the two detectives. He knows that he can easily get away but for some reason puts down Terrance and pats him on the head
 
Orion
This isn’t over little boy
 
Terrance
You little as I
 
Quik
STEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN!
 
Orion steps backwards slowly, easily dragging Steve with him
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY

Steve sits at a table with his hands cuffed in front of him when  Quintina enters the room. She sits down across from him.
 
Quintina
Make this easier on you guys and tell us why you went into that restaurant to spew hateful speech. You may be a minor Steven but you are in deep trouble. You want to talk to me because my partner isn’t so nice.
 
Steve
Hate crime? Hate speech? I was trying to stop him. I was holding onto his legs to stop him. I do not hate anyone. Everyone deserves to equality. Please let me explain. Its simple Orion is crazy
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance is eating noodles out of a new bowl as his father sits down in front of him
 
Father Fong
Why does boy no like you son?
 
Terrance
I no know father unit. But what he no know angers him so
 
Father Fong
If that so then no know is a go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY

Quik
Now you listen here you little punk. I happen to love that noodle hut and you go in there with your little hate speech and you expect the LVPD to just let you do whatever you feel like?
 
Orion
Yes actually that’s exactly what I expect and my people though that you people were morons
 
Quik
I AM A MAN! A GROWN UP! SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!...KID!
 
Orion
I am. I said you are not as stupid as I thought you were. Isn’t that good enough?
 
Quik
You are in deep trouble. You are most likely going to do community service or even time in juvie
 
Orion
Gods don’t do time
 
Quik
You are not a god, you are just some kid that thinks that they can do anything they want
 
Orion
Wrong
 
Quik
Oh. Am I wrong? Please correct me
 
Orion
I know that I can do whatever I want. So much so, I will be leaving in a few minutes and there is nothing you can do about it
 
Quik smirks
 
Quik
Oh really now. I would love to see this.
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Father Fong
Preparations  are prepared son unit
 
Terrance
I make noodle calculations father unit and we be ready
 
Father Fong
They no see what they no can see coming
 
Terrance
Generally how no seeing go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
Quintina walks back from the door to the room and stands in front of Steve
 
Quintina
Orion just told my partner that it’s all your fault. That you are the mastermind racist and he was just trying to hold Terrance away from you. Which would explain why you were on the ground.
 
Steve
Are you seriously that stupid? If he was trying to protect him then why would he have his hands around his throat?
 
Quintina
I don’t know
 
Steve
You don’t know or this is the worst attempt to play us off each other I’ve seen since episode fifty eight of CSI Toronto
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance pulls out an object from his book bag and shows it to his father
 
Terrance
Soon know we go
 
Father Fong
Slow we go so they no know
 
Terrance
Exactadoodle
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY

Keb enters the White House passing by a board that keeps track of how many days since the last person quit which is 1. Secret Service lead him to the oval office. A man stands behind the desk. As Keb approaches the man turns around and it’s Donald Trump.
 
Trump
Vladi I have to go. Talk soon about the upcoming elections
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY
Quik
Are you going to leave now?
 
Orion
Nope
 
Quik
How about now?
 
Orion
It’s not smart to mock a god
 
Quik
You are just a…
 
Orion in a flash disappears out of the room, leaving a large hole in the wall. A dumbfounded Quik looks around in shock
 
Quik
Kid
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
In a blink of an eye Steve is taken out of the room the sound of two explosions can be heard. One of Orion entering and then leaving. Showing just how fast he is going
 
INT.SKY.DAY
A now adult Orion is flying through the air while holding Steve who is screaming for his life
 
Orion
Shut up. You should be thanking me for saving you from those two morons
 
Steve
Who the fuck are you?
 
Orion
I am your buddy Orion.
 
Steve
No you are not!
 
Orion
I am indeed. I am a fucking god and you will recognize. The sooner the better little Steve because I will need help with the impending doom that these two alien species bring upon earth
 
Steve
PUT ME DOWN!
 
Orion
Okay
 
Orion drops Steve who screams as he falls towards earth. Before he hits the ground Orion swoops in and grabs him.
 
Orion
Will you shut up and listen now?
 
Steve
Just leave me be
 
Orion
So you rather be a flat Steve pancake then hear me out? I can make it happen
 
Steve
Fine
 
Orion
I as a god can grant you great powers. Powers that can and will help me defeat these alien scum and save this sad thing you guys call a planet.
 
Steve
What if I say no?
 
Orion
Then you will parish like the rest of them
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump
Linda please bring the finest Hamberders for McDonalds for our fine guest. We are on the cusp of a great agreement.
 
Linda
Andrew just quit. Your new intern is Dillon Towns.
 
Trump
Send him, it’s on me but make sure he gets a receipt so I get reimbursed. But we will tell everyone I paid. I will be seen as the greatest human ever not just President. I will broker a deal for this new technology and I will keep all to myself. The world will fear me and my power.
 
HOUR LATER

Trump shuns away Dillon @Trifecta as he welcomes Kep into the dining hall. He hands Kep a diet coke and cheers it with his own
 
Trump
Gotta watch my obese figure
 
Just then Orion literally crashes the party tackling Kep to the ground.
 
Trump
Who is (takes a bite of burger) this man
 
Food flies out of his mouth as he talks
 
Orion
I am Orion. A god and this being is not here peacefully. He is here to destroy all lifeforms on this planet. Trump looks down at Kep in shock
 
Trump
Why didn’t you tell me this? We are not so different you and I
 
Steve tries to talk Orion into stopping
 
Steve
Orion, enough is enough. We can get in big trouble for being in the white house without permission
 
Orion
Gods do not need permission
 
Steve
Not this again
 
Orion
Let me do what I have to since you are a wimp
 
Orion picks up Kep by his throat and begins to choke the life out of him
 
Trump
You unhand that fine alien. He is a good alien. Not like you. You are the bad kind of hombre I am trying to keep out. Security make sure he goes back to south side of the border. Maybe find a cage to put him in.
 
Orion tosses Kep aside
 
Orion
I’ll show myself out. Off this planet and let all you humans suffer at their hands.
 
Orion disappears out of the room leaving a hole in the ceiling. Trump looks at the two holes Orion has created.
 
Trump
We will say Hussein did those and it was like that when we got here.
 
He looks at Steve who is still in the room
 
Trump
Who are you?
 
INT.SPACE.DAY

As Orion leaves earth at high speed he looks back
 
Orion
Good riddance earthlings
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump and Kep are about to sign a treaty when Kep stands up as a beam of light can be seen. Terrance literally appears out of nowhere.
 
Terrance
Guess who here and no there
 
Kep
Terrance you arrive just in time
 
Terrance
In time for takeover no takedown. To uncrown a clown you must no frown.
 
Trump looks at Terrance in shock
 
Trump
CHINA!!!!!!
 
FADE TO BLACK
 
End credit scene
 
INT.SOMEWHERE NEAR MEXICO BORDER.DAY
Steve is in a cage in a room with other kids in cages as he screams out “Orion”
 
 
 
 

If you have not read one of my script write ups and wonder what this is, or if you want to know the story read the first part Orion:Beginnings
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY

Orion walks out of the school intently, girls follow him trying to get his attention but he does not care. He jumps on a motorcycle that is parked nearby. He starts and rides off like a bad ass kid.
 
EXT.STREETS.DAY
A quite street is interrupted up the sound of a speeding motorcycle. As it nears, it’s the bike that Orion stole. But he is no longer on it. I jumps a curb and smashes into a house. Just as Orion who now changed back into his adult self flies over head.
 
EXT.SKY.DAY
Orion comes out of the clouds to fly above them. He is wearing what can only be described as a superhero suit. It is Black and Grey with an “O” on the chest. An F-22 Raptor comes out of the clouds and tries to keep up with Orion but cannot.
 
INT.F-22.DAY

Pilot
Base, I do not know what is going on but the UFO seems to be a man. A man flying… Not a plane or anything. He is just flying. I am at Mach 2.2 and he is well ahead of me. He must be going at least Mach 3? I don’t know
 
Orion speeds up and disappears
 
Pilot
What? (Looks around) He’s gone! He just sped up and disappeared. How is this even possible?
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
The spacecraft has appeared to have stopped right above One World Trade. We at this moment do not know what they are want. If they are friendly or if they are here on an Independents Day manor. Till we are able to contact them, the nation, the world will watch and wait. This is truly history making day. Not just for us in New York but everyone alive today can say they were alive on the day we made contact with a species not of this planet.  
 
Just then something smashes into the side of the space craft and disappears inside
 
News Anchor
Something has just hit the spacecraft. Reports are that it was traveling at a high rate of speed
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY

Orion slams into a wall and stops. He is quickly surrounded by VHL’ers (pronounced Whellers) Orion looks at them before punching one guard sending him clean across the ship and out the hole that Orion came in.
 
Orion
Who’s next?
The VHL’ers lower their weapons when their leader Keb @Beketov approaches
 
Keb
Now, now no need for hostilities Orion. We come in peace you do not have to protect these people. We are simply here to observe
 
Orion
You do not know what peace is. I am not here to protect anyone. For I do not care about these humans. I am here because I hate you.
 
Keb
Hate is a strong word. You merely came across some bad eggs in the VHL’ers race
 
Orion glares at Keb like Larry David does at a person he suspects is lying
 
Orion
I do not have time for this. I will keep an eye on you. But I have bigger problems then you right now.
 
Keb
Salatian Hooker problems again?
 
Orion glares at Keb before disappearing once again just as fast as he came
 
INT.CLUB HOUSE.EVENING

A worried looking Steve Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 walks around the club house that he built for him and his friends when a thud can be heard. Moments later the door flies open and breaks like it was made of cardboard. Kid Orion stands there, looking around the club house. He then looks at Steve
 
Orion
This is a club house? Where I come from, it’s filled with cool shit and Salatan…
 
Steve 
Where are you even from?
 
Orion
Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to Steve
 
Steve
But I want to know
 
Orion
Steve!
 
Orion says in a loud thunderous voice
 
Steve
Whoa! How do you do that?
 
Orion
Steve. Shut up. I say that in the nicest way possible. We are dealing with great evil and you are fixated on something that does not matter. I need to come up with a plan before it’s too late
 
Steve
Oh boy… do I even want to know?
 
Orion
Of course! You are vital to my plan. A plan that I have not come up with, but none the less you are vital
 
Steve
Great… How long will I get grounded for this one? Three maybe four years?
 
Orion
If I do what I know has to be done, then your family unit will praising you and not punishing you
 
Steve
Does this have anything to do with Terrance?
 
Orion
The Noodletonian?
 
Steve
Le Sigh… yes him
 
Orion
He is the key to this all and tomorrow I will find out what exactly that is
 
Steve
Great… should I just start the day in the principal’s office? To make it easier on him
 
INT.SCHOOL.MORNING
Orion walks into the classroom and looks around. He sees Terrance @tfong sitting next to Steve. Orion glares at Steve before sitting in front of them but not facing forward. He glares at Terrance.
 
Terrance
What choo problem doodle?
 
Orion
SCUM!
 
Steve
Orion! Stop that
 
Terrance
Okay. No. Me fry and you lie
 
Orion
I see past your little disguise
 
Terrance
You see through noodle? Invisible noodle? Where?
 
EXT.SCHOOLYARD.DAY
Orion is stalking Terrance around the school yard. Girls hanging near him is making it hard for him to track Terrance but Orion moves them aside before jumping in the air and landing on Terrance like a lion on its prey. Orion looks down at the defenseless Terrance.
 
Orion
You die here. You can tell your little buddies to go home to where you came from
 
Steve tries to pull Orion off but Orion swats him away and sending him into a mud puddle
 
Orion
Stay out of this simpleton! He is going back to where he came from
 
Steve
THAT’S FUCKING RACIST! I cannot be friends with a racist. I just can’t do it anymore.
 
Steve stands up and walks up to Orion and punches him in the face. Orion doesn’t even move. Steve goes to punch Orion again but his fist is caught by Mrs Draper.
 
Mrs Draper
OFFICE NOW STEVEN MULLIGAN!
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
We are being told that the aliens are about to broadcast worldwide a message. So let’s go live to it for this historic broadcast.
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY
Keb
Dwellers of Earth. We are the VHL’ers, an advanced species from a planet that is about forty light years away. We come in peace, we have traveled this great distance to observe you and determine if you are deserve to learn of technology that is far superior to yours. Technology that can help you jump many years ahead and gain the vast knowledge waiting out there in the cosmos. All we ask is for a meeting with the President of United States. So we can determine can make such a determination.
 
INT.PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE.DAY
Principal Ted Johnson sits in his chair looking at a mud covered Steve.
 
Ted
Tell me what happened
 
Steve
It’s Orion, he has issues with Asian people. I cannot stand by and let him pick on that poor kid anymore
Ted
So you punch him in the face?
 
Steve
Sir, Orion. He maybe evil. He does not like Asian people. I think he may hate others but isn’t one race bad enough
 
Ted
You literally are talking to the wrong person here. I do not care about a little racism in the school. It makes everyone tougher. You Steve are weak. You must know that the Chinese are coming and they will rape your family. Do you want that?
 
Steve
WHAT?
 
Ted
Listen. I will tell you what I told that punk kid Orion. I maybe racist but you cannot prove it. I am the be all and end all in this school. You are just some snot nosed kid that needs to be shown his place in all this. So it’s either you fall in line or you will be expelled.
 
Steve
Expelled for not being racist?
 
Ted
Precisely
 
Steve
But… but, I swore if I ever came across someone that is racist or suspected to be racist that I would punch them in the face
 
Ted
Cry me a river kid
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY
Orion is walking like he is following someone when he spots Steve riding his bike. Orion picks up a rock and beams Steve right in the head with it. Sending Steve to the ground. Orion stands over him looking down.
 
Orion
Done being an idiot?
 
Steve
FUCK You! I got suspended for punching you
 
Orion
Good! As you should be suspended. But now I must ask you one important question
 
Steve
Which is?
 
Orion
Will you help me take down the fucking noodletonian or will you continue to be a little nat in my way?
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY

Terrance walks into Noodle Doodle Noodle Hoodle and sits down at a table. He pulls out his math homework and begins doing it as an old Asian lady comes up to him with a giant bowl of noodles.
 
Woman
Son Unit
 
Terrance
Mother Unit
 
The begin bowing to one another, it goes on for a while before an old Asian man walks up
 
Man
Son Unit
 
He turns to the woman
 
Man
Wife Unit
 
The bow to each other, almost like they will never stop till Orion and Steve walk into the restaurant and sit near Terrance. Orion begins to glare are Terrance who sees him sit down
 
Steve
What is it with this guy? Why do you hate him?
 
Orion
One does not simply hate a Noodletonian. One despises them. Wants to end their existence. Line them up and end them all.
 
Steve
Whoa! Hold on there lil Hitler
 
Orion
I do not know this Hitler you speak of
 
Steve
How can you not know about Hitler? Dude was fucked up
 
Orion stands up as the old lady and man walk away. Orion walks over to Terrance and swats the bowl of noodles away from him
 
Terrance
Waste of Noodle no goodle. Why you here? Not there or where?
 
Orion
You can play the dumb card all you want but you being here with the VHL’ers this is not a coincidence. I must end you now. Before your little plan becomes a reality.
 
Terrance
Plan? I know not what you say otay? I learn hard for father unit. He want me to numbers know. So I goes to school for older human peoples and learn bigger numbers so my brain grow
 
Orion
You would like that wouldn’t you
 
Terrance
I know I would like it doodle
 
Orions anger grows. The lights in the restaurant begin to flicker and outside becomes dark as thunder can be heard.
 
Terrance
Oh no, no the noodle must no go or noodle doodle can no be noodley
 
Orion
ENOUGH!
 
I lightning bolt hits the building surging throughout the building bursting all the lights as Orion’s godly voice fills the building. Orion picks up Terrance by the neck and slams him against the wall. Steve dives into action and latches onto Orion’s leg
 
Steve
I will not let you do anything to him
 
Orion ignores Steve
 
Orion
Tell me who you really are and I shall make this quik. TELL ME!
 
Terrance
Terrance Fong. Son of Yi Fong Son and Ki Fong Son. You put me down now? Okay
 
Orion tightens his grip around Terrance’s throat
 
Orion
I shall end this before it starts. I banish you.
 
Steve
What kid says banish? Is this the kind of kid I hang out with? No wonder I get suspended regularly
 
Just then the door is kicked open and in walks Quik Slowly @Quik and his partner Quintina Dollar @DollarAndADream. They approach Orion
 

Quik
Put the Asian down
 
Orion looks behind him at the two detectives. He knows that he can easily get away but for some reason puts down Terrance and pats him on the head
 
Orion
This isn’t over little boy
 
Terrance
You little as I
 
Quik
STEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN!
 
Orion steps backwards slowly, easily dragging Steve with him
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY

Steve sits at a table with his hands cuffed in front of him when  Quintina enters the room. She sits down across from him.
 
Quintina
Make this easier on you guys and tell us why you went into that restaurant to spew hateful speech. You may be a minor Steven but you are in deep trouble. You want to talk to me because my partner isn’t so nice.
 
Steve
Hate crime? Hate speech? I was trying to stop him. I was holding onto his legs to stop him. I do not hate anyone. Everyone deserves to equality. Please let me explain. Its simple Orion is crazy
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance is eating noodles out of a new bowl as his father sits down in front of him
 
Father Fong
Why does boy no like you son?
 
Terrance
I no know father unit. But what he no know angers him so
 
Father Fong
If that so then no know is a go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY

Quik
Now you listen here you little punk. I happen to love that noodle hut and you go in there with your little hate speech and you expect the LVPD to just let you do whatever you feel like?
 
Orion
Yes actually that’s exactly what I expect and my people though that you people were morons
 
Quik
I AM A MAN! A GROWN UP! SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!...KID!
 
Orion
I am. I said you are not as stupid as I thought you were. Isn’t that good enough?
 
Quik
You are in deep trouble. You are most likely going to do community service or even time in juvie
 
Orion
Gods don’t do time
 
Quik
You are not a god, you are just some kid that thinks that they can do anything they want
 
Orion
Wrong
 
Quik
Oh. Am I wrong? Please correct me
 
Orion
I know that I can do whatever I want. So much so, I will be leaving in a few minutes and there is nothing you can do about it
 
Quik smirks
 
Quik
Oh really now. I would love to see this.
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Father Fong
Preparations  are prepared son unit
 
Terrance
I make noodle calculations father unit and we be ready
 
Father Fong
They no see what they no can see coming
 
Terrance
Generally how no seeing go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
Quintina walks back from the door to the room and stands in front of Steve
 
Quintina
Orion just told my partner that it’s all your fault. That you are the mastermind racist and he was just trying to hold Terrance away from you. Which would explain why you were on the ground.
 
Steve
Are you seriously that stupid? If he was trying to protect him then why would he have his hands around his throat?
 
Quintina
I don’t know
 
Steve
You don’t know or this is the worst attempt to play us off each other I’ve seen since episode fifty eight of CSI Toronto
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance pulls out an object from his book bag and shows it to his father
 
Terrance
Soon know we go
 
Father Fong
Slow we go so they no know
 
Terrance
Exactadoodle
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY

Keb enters the White House passing by a board that keeps track of how many days since the last person quit which is 1. Secret Service lead him to the oval office. A man stands behind the desk. As Keb approaches the man turns around and it’s Donald Trump.
 
Trump
Vladi I have to go. Talk soon about the upcoming elections
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY
Quik
Are you going to leave now?
 
Orion
Nope
 
Quik
How about now?
 
Orion
It’s not smart to mock a god
 
Quik
You are just a…
 
Orion in a flash disappears out of the room, leaving a large hole in the wall. A dumbfounded Quik looks around in shock
 
Quik
Kid
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
In a blink of an eye Steve is taken out of the room the sound of two explosions can be heard. One of Orion entering and then leaving. Showing just how fast he is going
 
INT.SKY.DAY
A now adult Orion is flying through the air while holding Steve who is screaming for his life
 
Orion
Shut up. You should be thanking me for saving you from those two morons
 
Steve
Who the fuck are you?
 
Orion
I am your buddy Orion.
 
Steve
No you are not!
 
Orion
I am indeed. I am a fucking god and you will recognize. The sooner the better little Steve because I will need help with the impending doom that these two alien species bring upon earth
 
Steve
PUT ME DOWN!
 
Orion
Okay
 
Orion drops Steve who screams as he falls towards earth. Before he hits the ground Orion swoops in and grabs him.
 
Orion
Will you shut up and listen now?
 
Steve
Just leave me be
 
Orion
So you rather be a flat Steve pancake then hear me out? I can make it happen
 
Steve
Fine
 
Orion
I as a god can grant you great powers. Powers that can and will help me defeat these alien scum and save this sad thing you guys call a planet.
 
Steve
What if I say no?
 
Orion
Then you will parish like the rest of them
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump
Linda please bring the finest Hamberders for McDonalds for our fine guest. We are on the cusp of a great agreement.
 
Linda
Andrew just quit. Your new intern is Dillon Towns.
 
Trump
Send him, it’s on me but make sure he gets a receipt so I get reimbursed. But we will tell everyone I paid. I will be seen as the greatest human ever not just President. I will broker a deal for this new technology and I will keep all to myself. The world will fear me and my power.
 
HOUR LATER

Trump shuns away Dillon @Trifecta as he welcomes Kep into the dining hall. He hands Kep a diet coke and cheers it with his own
 
Trump
Gotta watch my obese figure
 
Just then Orion literally crashes the party tackling Kep to the ground.
 
Trump
Who is (takes a bite of burger) this man
 
Food flies out of his mouth as he talks
 
Orion
I am Orion. A god and this being is not here peacefully. He is here to destroy all lifeforms on this planet. Trump looks down at Kep in shock
 
Trump
Why didn’t you tell me this? We are not so different you and I
 
Steve tries to talk Orion into stopping
 
Steve
Orion, enough is enough. We can get in big trouble for being in the white house without permission
 
Orion
Gods do not need permission
 
Steve
Not this again
 
Orion
Let me do what I have to since you are a wimp
 
Orion picks up Kep by his throat and begins to choke the life out of him
 
Trump
You unhand that fine alien. He is a good alien. Not like you. You are the bad kind of hombre I am trying to keep out. Security make sure he goes back to south side of the border. Maybe find a cage to put him in.
 
Orion tosses Kep aside
 
Orion
I’ll show myself out. Off this planet and let all you humans suffer at their hands.
 
Orion disappears out of the room leaving a hole in the ceiling. Trump looks at the two holes Orion has created.
 
Trump
We will say Hussein did those and it was like that when we got here.
 
He looks at Steve who is still in the room
 
Trump
Who are you?
 
INT.SPACE.DAY

As Orion leaves earth at high speed he looks back
 
Orion
Good riddance earthlings
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump and Kep are about to sign a treaty when Kep stands up as a beam of light can be seen. Terrance literally appears out of nowhere.
 
Terrance
Guess who here and no there
 
Kep
Terrance you arrive just in time
 
Terrance
In time for takeover no takedown. To uncrown a clown you must no frown.
 
Trump looks at Terrance in shock
 
Trump
CHINA!!!!!!
 
FADE TO BLACK
 
End credit scene
 
INT.SOMEWHERE NEAR MEXICO BORDER.DAY
Steve is in a cage in a room with other kids in cages as he screams out “Orion”
 
 
 
 

If you have not read one of my script write ups and wonder what this is, or if you want to know the story read the first part Orion:Beginnings
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY

Orion walks out of the school intently, girls follow him trying to get his attention but he does not care. He jumps on a motorcycle that is parked nearby. He starts and rides off like a bad ass kid.
 
EXT.STREETS.DAY
A quite street is interrupted up the sound of a speeding motorcycle. As it nears, it’s the bike that Orion stole. But he is no longer on it. I jumps a curb and smashes into a house. Just as Orion who now changed back into his adult self flies over head.
 
EXT.SKY.DAY
Orion comes out of the clouds to fly above them. He is wearing what can only be described as a superhero suit. It is Black and Grey with an “O” on the chest. An F-22 Raptor comes out of the clouds and tries to keep up with Orion but cannot.
 
INT.F-22.DAY

Pilot
Base, I do not know what is going on but the UFO seems to be a man. A man flying… Not a plane or anything. He is just flying. I am at Mach 2.2 and he is well ahead of me. He must be going at least Mach 3? I don’t know
 
Orion speeds up and disappears
 
Pilot
What? (Looks around) He’s gone! He just sped up and disappeared. How is this even possible?
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
The spacecraft has appeared to have stopped right above One World Trade. We at this moment do not know what they are want. If they are friendly or if they are here on an Independents Day manor. Till we are able to contact them, the nation, the world will watch and wait. This is truly history making day. Not just for us in New York but everyone alive today can say they were alive on the day we made contact with a species not of this planet.  
 
Just then something smashes into the side of the space craft and disappears inside
 
News Anchor
Something has just hit the spacecraft. Reports are that it was traveling at a high rate of speed
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY

Orion slams into a wall and stops. He is quickly surrounded by VHL’ers (pronounced Whellers) Orion looks at them before punching one guard sending him clean across the ship and out the hole that Orion came in.
 
Orion
Who’s next?
The VHL’ers lower their weapons when their leader Keb @Beketov approaches
 
Keb
Now, now no need for hostilities Orion. We come in peace you do not have to protect these people. We are simply here to observe
 
Orion
You do not know what peace is. I am not here to protect anyone. For I do not care about these humans. I am here because I hate you.
 
Keb
Hate is a strong word. You merely came across some bad eggs in the VHL’ers race
 
Orion glares at Keb like Larry David does at a person he suspects is lying
 
Orion
I do not have time for this. I will keep an eye on you. But I have bigger problems then you right now.
 
Keb
Salatian Hooker problems again?
 
Orion glares at Keb before disappearing once again just as fast as he came
 
INT.CLUB HOUSE.EVENING

A worried looking Steve Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 walks around the club house that he built for him and his friends when a thud can be heard. Moments later the door flies open and breaks like it was made of cardboard. Kid Orion stands there, looking around the club house. He then looks at Steve
 
Orion
This is a club house? Where I come from, it’s filled with cool shit and Salatan…
 
Steve 
Where are you even from?
 
Orion
Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to Steve
 
Steve
But I want to know
 
Orion
Steve!
 
Orion says in a loud thunderous voice
 
Steve
Whoa! How do you do that?
 
Orion
Steve. Shut up. I say that in the nicest way possible. We are dealing with great evil and you are fixated on something that does not matter. I need to come up with a plan before it’s too late
 
Steve
Oh boy… do I even want to know?
 
Orion
Of course! You are vital to my plan. A plan that I have not come up with, but none the less you are vital
 
Steve
Great… How long will I get grounded for this one? Three maybe four years?
 
Orion
If I do what I know has to be done, then your family unit will praising you and not punishing you
 
Steve
Does this have anything to do with Terrance?
 
Orion
The Noodletonian?
 
Steve
Le Sigh… yes him
 
Orion
He is the key to this all and tomorrow I will find out what exactly that is
 
Steve
Great… should I just start the day in the principal’s office? To make it easier on him
 
INT.SCHOOL.MORNING
Orion walks into the classroom and looks around. He sees Terrance @tfong sitting next to Steve. Orion glares at Steve before sitting in front of them but not facing forward. He glares at Terrance.
 
Terrance
What choo problem doodle?
 
Orion
SCUM!
 
Steve
Orion! Stop that
 
Terrance
Okay. No. Me fry and you lie
 
Orion
I see past your little disguise
 
Terrance
You see through noodle? Invisible noodle? Where?
 
EXT.SCHOOLYARD.DAY
Orion is stalking Terrance around the school yard. Girls hanging near him is making it hard for him to track Terrance but Orion moves them aside before jumping in the air and landing on Terrance like a lion on its prey. Orion looks down at the defenseless Terrance.
 
Orion
You die here. You can tell your little buddies to go home to where you came from
 
Steve tries to pull Orion off but Orion swats him away and sending him into a mud puddle
 
Orion
Stay out of this simpleton! He is going back to where he came from
 
Steve
THAT’S FUCKING RACIST! I cannot be friends with a racist. I just can’t do it anymore.
 
Steve stands up and walks up to Orion and punches him in the face. Orion doesn’t even move. Steve goes to punch Orion again but his fist is caught by Mrs Draper.
 
Mrs Draper
OFFICE NOW STEVEN MULLIGAN!
 
INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY
News Anchor
We are being told that the aliens are about to broadcast worldwide a message. So let’s go live to it for this historic broadcast.
 
INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY
Keb
Dwellers of Earth. We are the VHL’ers, an advanced species from a planet that is about forty light years away. We come in peace, we have traveled this great distance to observe you and determine if you are deserve to learn of technology that is far superior to yours. Technology that can help you jump many years ahead and gain the vast knowledge waiting out there in the cosmos. All we ask is for a meeting with the President of United States. So we can determine can make such a determination.
 
INT.PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE.DAY
Principal Ted Johnson sits in his chair looking at a mud covered Steve.
 
Ted
Tell me what happened
 
Steve
It’s Orion, he has issues with Asian people. I cannot stand by and let him pick on that poor kid anymore
Ted
So you punch him in the face?
 
Steve
Sir, Orion. He maybe evil. He does not like Asian people. I think he may hate others but isn’t one race bad enough
 
Ted
You literally are talking to the wrong person here. I do not care about a little racism in the school. It makes everyone tougher. You Steve are weak. You must know that the Chinese are coming and they will rape your family. Do you want that?
 
Steve
WHAT?
 
Ted
Listen. I will tell you what I told that punk kid Orion. I maybe racist but you cannot prove it. I am the be all and end all in this school. You are just some snot nosed kid that needs to be shown his place in all this. So it’s either you fall in line or you will be expelled.
 
Steve
Expelled for not being racist?
 
Ted
Precisely
 
Steve
But… but, I swore if I ever came across someone that is racist or suspected to be racist that I would punch them in the face
 
Ted
Cry me a river kid
 
EXT.SCHOOL.DAY
Orion is walking like he is following someone when he spots Steve riding his bike. Orion picks up a rock and beams Steve right in the head with it. Sending Steve to the ground. Orion stands over him looking down.
 
Orion
Done being an idiot?
 
Steve
FUCK You! I got suspended for punching you
 
Orion
Good! As you should be suspended. But now I must ask you one important question
 
Steve
Which is?
 
Orion
Will you help me take down the fucking noodletonian or will you continue to be a little nat in my way?
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY

Terrance walks into Noodle Doodle Noodle Hoodle and sits down at a table. He pulls out his math homework and begins doing it as an old Asian lady comes up to him with a giant bowl of noodles.
 
Woman
Son Unit
 
Terrance
Mother Unit
 
The begin bowing to one another, it goes on for a while before an old Asian man walks up
 
Man
Son Unit
 
He turns to the woman
 
Man
Wife Unit
 
The bow to each other, almost like they will never stop till Orion and Steve walk into the restaurant and sit near Terrance. Orion begins to glare are Terrance who sees him sit down
 
Steve
What is it with this guy? Why do you hate him?
 
Orion
One does not simply hate a Noodletonian. One despises them. Wants to end their existence. Line them up and end them all.
 
Steve
Whoa! Hold on there lil Hitler
 
Orion
I do not know this Hitler you speak of
 
Steve
How can you not know about Hitler? Dude was fucked up
 
Orion stands up as the old lady and man walk away. Orion walks over to Terrance and swats the bowl of noodles away from him
 
Terrance
Waste of Noodle no goodle. Why you here? Not there or where?
 
Orion
You can play the dumb card all you want but you being here with the VHL’ers this is not a coincidence. I must end you now. Before your little plan becomes a reality.
 
Terrance
Plan? I know not what you say otay? I learn hard for father unit. He want me to numbers know. So I goes to school for older human peoples and learn bigger numbers so my brain grow
 
Orion
You would like that wouldn’t you
 
Terrance
I know I would like it doodle
 
Orions anger grows. The lights in the restaurant begin to flicker and outside becomes dark as thunder can be heard.
 
Terrance
Oh no, no the noodle must no go or noodle doodle can no be noodley
 
Orion
ENOUGH!
 
I lightning bolt hits the building surging throughout the building bursting all the lights as Orion’s godly voice fills the building. Orion picks up Terrance by the neck and slams him against the wall. Steve dives into action and latches onto Orion’s leg
 
Steve
I will not let you do anything to him
 
Orion ignores Steve
 
Orion
Tell me who you really are and I shall make this quik. TELL ME!
 
Terrance
Terrance Fong. Son of Yi Fong Son and Ki Fong Son. You put me down now? Okay
 
Orion tightens his grip around Terrance’s throat
 
Orion
I shall end this before it starts. I banish you.
 
Steve
What kid says banish? Is this the kind of kid I hang out with? No wonder I get suspended regularly
 
Just then the door is kicked open and in walks Quik Slowly @Quik and his partner Quintina Dollar @DollarAndADream. They approach Orion
 

Quik
Put the Asian down
 
Orion looks behind him at the two detectives. He knows that he can easily get away but for some reason puts down Terrance and pats him on the head
 
Orion
This isn’t over little boy
 
Terrance
You little as I
 
Quik
STEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN!
 
Orion steps backwards slowly, easily dragging Steve with him
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY

Steve sits at a table with his hands cuffed in front of him when  Quintina enters the room. She sits down across from him.
 
Quintina
Make this easier on you guys and tell us why you went into that restaurant to spew hateful speech. You may be a minor Steven but you are in deep trouble. You want to talk to me because my partner isn’t so nice.
 
Steve
Hate crime? Hate speech? I was trying to stop him. I was holding onto his legs to stop him. I do not hate anyone. Everyone deserves to equality. Please let me explain. Its simple Orion is crazy
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance is eating noodles out of a new bowl as his father sits down in front of him
 
Father Fong
Why does boy no like you son?
 
Terrance
I no know father unit. But what he no know angers him so
 
Father Fong
If that so then no know is a go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY

Quik
Now you listen here you little punk. I happen to love that noodle hut and you go in there with your little hate speech and you expect the LVPD to just let you do whatever you feel like?
 
Orion
Yes actually that’s exactly what I expect and my people though that you people were morons
 
Quik
I AM A MAN! A GROWN UP! SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!...KID!
 
Orion
I am. I said you are not as stupid as I thought you were. Isn’t that good enough?
 
Quik
You are in deep trouble. You are most likely going to do community service or even time in juvie
 
Orion
Gods don’t do time
 
Quik
You are not a god, you are just some kid that thinks that they can do anything they want
 
Orion
Wrong
 
Quik
Oh. Am I wrong? Please correct me
 
Orion
I know that I can do whatever I want. So much so, I will be leaving in a few minutes and there is nothing you can do about it
 
Quik smirks
 
Quik
Oh really now. I would love to see this.
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Father Fong
Preparations  are prepared son unit
 
Terrance
I make noodle calculations father unit and we be ready
 
Father Fong
They no see what they no can see coming
 
Terrance
Generally how no seeing go
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
Quintina walks back from the door to the room and stands in front of Steve
 
Quintina
Orion just told my partner that it’s all your fault. That you are the mastermind racist and he was just trying to hold Terrance away from you. Which would explain why you were on the ground.
 
Steve
Are you seriously that stupid? If he was trying to protect him then why would he have his hands around his throat?
 
Quintina
I don’t know
 
Steve
You don’t know or this is the worst attempt to play us off each other I’ve seen since episode fifty eight of CSI Toronto
 
INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY
Terrance pulls out an object from his book bag and shows it to his father
 
Terrance
Soon know we go
 
Father Fong
Slow we go so they no know
 
Terrance
Exactadoodle
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY

Keb enters the White House passing by a board that keeps track of how many days since the last person quit which is 1. Secret Service lead him to the oval office. A man stands behind the desk. As Keb approaches the man turns around and it’s Donald Trump.
 
Trump
Vladi I have to go. Talk soon about the upcoming elections
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY
Quik
Are you going to leave now?
 
Orion
Nope
 
Quik
How about now?
 
Orion
It’s not smart to mock a god
 
Quik
You are just a…
 
Orion in a flash disappears out of the room, leaving a large hole in the wall. A dumbfounded Quik looks around in shock
 
Quik
Kid
 
INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY
In a blink of an eye Steve is taken out of the room the sound of two explosions can be heard. One of Orion entering and then leaving. Showing just how fast he is going
 
INT.SKY.DAY
A now adult Orion is flying through the air while holding Steve who is screaming for his life
 
Orion
Shut up. You should be thanking me for saving you from those two morons
 
Steve
Who the fuck are you?
 
Orion
I am your buddy Orion.
 
Steve
No you are not!
 
Orion
I am indeed. I am a fucking god and you will recognize. The sooner the better little Steve because I will need help with the impending doom that these two alien species bring upon earth
 
Steve
PUT ME DOWN!
 
Orion
Okay
 
Orion drops Steve who screams as he falls towards earth. Before he hits the ground Orion swoops in and grabs him.
 
Orion
Will you shut up and listen now?
 
Steve
Just leave me be
 
Orion
So you rather be a flat Steve pancake then hear me out? I can make it happen
 
Steve
Fine
 
Orion
I as a god can grant you great powers. Powers that can and will help me defeat these alien scum and save this sad thing you guys call a planet.
 
Steve
What if I say no?
 
Orion
Then you will parish like the rest of them
 
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump
Linda please bring the finest Hamberders for McDonalds for our fine guest. We are on the cusp of a great agreement.
 
Linda
Andrew just quit. Your new intern is Dillon Towns.
 
Trump
Send him, it’s on me but make sure he gets a receipt so I get reimbursed. But we will tell everyone I paid. I will be seen as the greatest human ever not just President. I will broker a deal for this new technology and I will keep all to myself. The world will fear me and my power.
 
HOUR LATER

Trump shuns away Dillon @Trifecta as he welcomes Kep into the dining hall. He hands Kep a diet coke and cheers it with his own
 
Trump
Gotta watch my obese figure
 
Just then Orion literally crashes the party tackling Kep to the ground.
 
Trump
Who is (takes a bite of burger) this man
 
Food flies out of his mouth as he talks
 
Orion
I am Orion. A god and this being is not here peacefully. He is here to destroy all lifeforms on this planet. Trump looks down at Kep in shock
 
Trump
Why didn’t you tell me this? We are not so different you and I
 
Steve tries to talk Orion into stopping
 
Steve
Orion, enough is enough. We can get in big trouble for being in the white house without permission
 
Orion
Gods do not need permission
 
Steve
Not this again
 
Orion
Let me do what I have to since you are a wimp
 
Orion picks up Kep by his throat and begins to choke the life out of him
 
Trump
You unhand that fine alien. He is a good alien. Not like you. You are the bad kind of hombre I am trying to keep out. Security make sure he goes back to south side of the border. Maybe find a cage to put him in.
 
Orion tosses Kep aside
 
Orion
I’ll show myself out. Off this planet and let all you humans suffer at their hands.
 
Orion disappears out of the room leaving a hole in the ceiling. Trump looks at the two holes Orion has created.
 
Trump
We will say Hussein did those and it was like that when we got here.
 
He looks at Steve who is still in the room
 
Trump
Who are you?
 
INT.SPACE.DAY

As Orion leaves earth at high speed he looks back
 
Orion
Good riddance earthlings
INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY
Trump and Kep are about to sign a treaty when Kep stands up as a beam of light can be seen. Terrance literally appears out of nowhere.
 
Terrance
Guess who here and no there
 
Kep
Terrance you arrive just in time
 
Terrance
In time for takeover no takedown. To uncrown a clown you must no frown.
 
Trump looks at Terrance in shock
 
Trump
CHINA!!!!!!
 
FADE TO BLACK
 
End credit scene
 
INT.SOMEWHERE NEAR MEXICO BORDER.DAY
Steve is in a cage in a room with other kids in cages as he screams out “Orion”
 
 
 
 

Remember a few seasons ago as part of the pre build-up of Orion Slade. Robbie Entertainment a media conglomeration announced a plethora of epic superheroesque movies that the world has never seen. Well prepare yourself for the 2nd of the movies. Releasing Monday March 11th. Orion: The Rise of Fong promises to be more action packed then the first movie in the trilogy Orion: Beginnings which just setup the whole trilogy and laid down the framework for what will truly be an epic 2nd last movie for Robbie Entertainment.
 
For those who do not know what to expect from a Robbie Entertainment movie just search the forum for Orion:Beginnings or King and Mulligan. You will get a quik, well… not so quik but informative run down on what to expect from the Rise of Fong. It truly will be an epic movie that maybe Robbie Entertainments best ever work. But that’s coming from me the person that made it. If the director of a movie does not believe in their own movie, it will fail. Watch Kevin Smith talk about Mallrats. A movie that bombed a the box office but has a cult following. He loves that movie. Where am I going with this? I have no idea. Enjoy Orion: The Rise of Fong.  
 
@TheLastOlympian07 @tfong

Remember a few seasons ago as part of the pre build-up of Orion Slade. Robbie Entertainment a media conglomeration announced a plethora of epic superheroesque movies that the world has never seen. Well prepare yourself for the 2nd of the movies. Releasing Monday March 11th. Orion: The Rise of Fong promises to be more action packed then the first movie in the trilogy Orion: Beginnings which just setup the whole trilogy and laid down the framework for what will truly be an epic 2nd last movie for Robbie Entertainment.
 
For those who do not know what to expect from a Robbie Entertainment movie just search the forum for Orion:Beginnings or King and Mulligan. You will get a quik, well… not so quik but informative run down on what to expect from the Rise of Fong. It truly will be an epic movie that maybe Robbie Entertainments best ever work. But that’s coming from me the person that made it. If the director of a movie does not believe in their own movie, it will fail. Watch Kevin Smith talk about Mallrats. A movie that bombed a the box office but has a cult following. He loves that movie. Where am I going with this? I have no idea. Enjoy Orion: The Rise of Fong.  
 
@TheLastOlympian07 @tfong