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Took a bit to feel some inspiration and I wanted to get these out together. Pretty happy with both.

@diamond_ace

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@qripll

Claiming for the week of 11/28

@tcookie @Minion come get your sigs

@gorlab and @jhatty8 made a couple collab sigs, one set with Gorlab creating the base and jhatty finishing the sig off, and the other set with the inverse. I will post both sets of bases and finished products in here, your job is to vote on which set you believe came together better. If you do not take this 100% seriously, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Okay now let's see the sigs!

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I have recorded myself listening to all previous 3ppao episodes at the same time. This is the chaos edition, with my recording put over what I had to listen to for about 2 hours.

https://anchor.fm/muff-ii/episodes/chaosppao-e11nnc9

If you would like to listen to the boring version without the other podcasts put in you can do so here.

This is a podcast, the only episode where I am joined by my esteemed co-hosts: @.sniffuM and @.sniffuM

https://anchor.fm/muff-ii/episodes/9ppao-e11nn1f

If you listened to the most recent episode of 3ppao, you may know I teased the idea of putting all of the 3ppao episodes together and reacting to them all at once. This is that podcast. The much more interesting, chaos version can be found here.

Tier list: https://tiermaker.com/create/fan-fiction-tropes-302768

Claiming for 4 weeks, probably starting somewhere in mid-2023.

Claiming for 5/16, 5/23, and 5/30

*Week ending May 30th* (Answer 6 questions for 2 TPE)

1. We've recovered from losing our first two games to sit at 9-2-0, topping the league and once again holding the league's best goal differential. Was there any doubt in your mind we'd recover after the rough first sim?

2. Chris Reynolds has been on a tear in recent games, leading the team in goals and the league in GWGs while Aloe Dear and Dakota Lamb sit top 3 in the league in assists, and top 10 in the league in points. Whose performance have you been most impressed with on the team thus far?

3. Which line would you say has been the driving force for the team thus far?

4. What are your thoughts on the recently-announced VHLE?

5. What is your favorite animal?

6. Which real-life sport do you think has the most interesting offseason?

7. Which VHL team has surprised you the most this season so far, whether for positive or negative reasons?

8. Which VHL conference has been stronger so far this season in your opinion?

9. What is your favorite movie of all time?

10. Are you looking forward to the return of VHL trivia this week? I know I am!

1 hour ago, McWolf said:

@.sniffuM did you rescind your offer on Kloxified, or should you have them right now?

I had to rescind because I used my inac spot on krishna.

can't believe the European Conference finally got to separate from the VHL at large

It is with great honor that I am here today announcing the Season 78 Warsaw Predators captains! No surprises here, we have been led as a team by this same group of three players since our first ever playoff appearance in Season 75. They have done a stellar job representing the team and, they’re all still here after all, no need to change a good thing!

With that, your Season 78 Warsaw Predators captains are:

C – Dakota Lamb @dlamb

A – Aloe Dear @Renomitsu

A – Victor Grachev @KaleebtheMighty

I couldn’t ask for a better group of players, members, and (sadly now former) teammates, whether from this group of three players or from anyone that has given this team their services in the past few seasons. I look forward to seeing where we can go and hope we can finally get you guys the cup you deserve!

*Week ending May 23rd* (Answer 6 questions for 2 TPE)

1. Dakota Lamb and Lexi Glass are back! How does it feel to have two longtime Predators back on the squad for another cup run?

2. In order to make things work financially, we were unfortunately forced to trade away Latrell Mitchell and allow Jacob Carson to walk. How do you feel about these big losses to our team?

3. Which team had the most impressive offseason this year?

4. What are your thoughts on the new rules governing how many inactive players a team can roster and the application of a soft and hard cap system?

5. Which non-playoff team from last season do you think has the best shot at making it this year?

6. Which playoff team from last season do you think has the lowest chance of returning to the postseason?

7. If you had Animorphs-style powers and could morph into any one animal whenever you choose, which animal would it be?

8. How cohesive and legible is your written signature?

9. Are you a light mode person or a dark mode person?

10. Which VHL player do you think will make the biggest leap this season?

dis one's pre good tbh

two render meta be like

Unfortunately had to rescind.

@dasboot hardest trade I've ever had to make, Warsaw legend as both a player and AGM. You will sorely be missed buddy

S79 NYA 1st is Lottery-Protected. Should the pick not convey, Warsaw receives NY's unprotected S80 1st.

The S80 2nds are conditional: If Warsaw's 2nd round pick is earlier than New York's, the picks do not switch hands.

*Week ending May 16th* (Answer 6 questions for 2 TPE)

1. We missed out on the finals. What can we do to make sure we can avoid this disappointment next season?

2. What would you say is the most defining trait of our team this past season?

3. As the salary cap gets more and more difficult to navigate for us as a steady contender, how much longer is our window in your opinion?

4. What is the most useless organ in your body?

5. Across the entire VHL, which player most surprised you with their performance in S77?

6. In the same vein, which team surprised you the most in S77, whether for overperforming or underperforming in this past season?

7. With a lot of the attention turned towards Thursday's draft, which team do you think will have the most impactful draft in the league?

8. Who do you believe is the best graphics maker in the VHL?

9. Which free agent do you think will have the most impact on S78 and why?

10. If you could only listen to one artist's music for the rest of your life, who would it be?

16 minutes ago, JardyB10 said:

@Victor I’m old enough to have had an active player when Szatkowski last played, damn. Where does he fall in the list on longest HOF waits?

Probably not as long as markus strauss but who knows

bernard 5/12

Congrats Jeff and Mike, now get Joey Clarence in there (after raymond bernard of course)

Best of luck to whoever gets the job, Helsinki has a long and proud history and whoever does ultimately get the job will have their hands full trying to live up to that.

@Jubo would've loved to get one more shot at ya in the playoffs after the way our series have gone the past two postseasons, you did the team proud.

jesus fuck, someone teach these noobs how post parties work

No game is lost by one player. This one was on us as a team, just like our S78 rebound will be a reflection of this squad.

draft prediction PTs are imo

-"Muffins is a great GM." Agreed. Didn't end up being our year though :pepehands:

-Been a while since I heard your voice phil, idk if it's because of a new mic or w/e but you sound like a combo of diamond_ace's voice and devise's gravelly intonation, it's hot.

-Pretty sure muffins are keto.

-David Johnson is an NFL running back for the Houston Texans but most famously of the Arizona Cardinals.

-There waaaaaaaaaas a tiiiiiiiiiiiiime

2 hours ago, Phil said:

Was it someone like @.sniffuM who started it? 

-I 100% did not start this and would have also definitely assumed it to be Jardy.

10/10 would listen to you say nice things about Warsaw while I cri again