Seattle Bears Press Conference

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 2/6/2020 at 7:17 PM, Banackock said:

29. Which team will finish last?

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

Sorry Gustav but Davos sucks so badly

 

Calgary is getting lucky, they won't go very far anyways.

 

Smitty imo, top points and starting to pull away with it

 

Jet Jaguar will pass Borwinn likely

 

hahahaha yeah no, sorry but I got nothing just send him home

 

@Dil

[Steve 1,925]

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

       How bad our team can play.

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

       Davos of course

29. Which team will finish last?

       Trick question? I don't understand.

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth.

       Team success and failure is a crap shoot. Luck is on their side. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

       Best at what? We have some that score, some that hit and some that play defensive.

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

       I think Rayz Funk could have a chance. Oh, scored or scored on?

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 2/6/2020 at 7:17 PM, Banackock said:

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

Hell yeah! Now let's hope for 1st OA baby

 

Any of the top 6 (minus DAAD)

 

It's good, longing to do better

 

RFA! or fix bloody contracts already

 

Smokey the Bear... A flaming bear

 

He out it all into an RRSP like a smart boy

[Steve 1,925]

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

       I would date him like a porn star.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

       I think that is just a rumor. He is a very polite player now.

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

       Good thing to have. Hope we land a good players.

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

       Anyone that is active.

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 

       Great league, fun tasks and the worlds worse sim engine. Two our of three isn't bad but the bad one is a major fail.

38. What is something I would like to see the BoG's look at?

       Take the sim part of the league more serious. #MAKEACHANGETOTHESIMENGINE

[zepheter 586]

25. What were your thoughts on the whole SGlade being fired thing?

Is what it is. I don't really have anything to say about it.

26. What were your thoughts on Dil getting a VHLM team?

Potential D(y/i)l dynasty in the future.

27. Why the hell is Rayz so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

Couldn't tell you why. God among men perhaps.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. Robbie is calling. What in the hell does he want?

He's probably telling me to go fuck myself. 

27. What team is surprising you the most so far? 

Calgary, but only a little. I didn't expect them to be this good.

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points? 

At this point it's going to be Moscow and it's not even close.

[Rayzor_7 741]

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39. Have you ever ate turkey bacon? We're having it tonight. I never used to care for it - no I don't mind it and we fuck with it all the time.

40. What is a player who you think is going to turn it up a level for the rest of the season?

41. Who would you want to play in the first round of playoffs?

42. Who would you least want to play in the first round?

43. Predict the two teams in the finals. What game does the series go to? Who wins?

44. Seattle has a new mascot. It's a Bear. What does it look like though? Like details and shit. What his name? her name? 

Once or twice, I don't prefer it at all.

 

Burnsie will pick it up, he'll be key to the offence's production

 

DC would be my choice, they're still too fresh.

 

Toronto, so thankfully they are eliminated already.

 

Moscow vs NYA, Moscow sweeps it

 

It's tony the tiger but ripped off and covered in brown fur instead

[zepheter 586]

29. Which team will finish last?

Probably Davos, they're six points behind Toronto and Toronto has a game in hand so it's looking like Davos is the worst team this season.

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

They already had a decent group of players, and obviously they had some high draft picks that were destined to grow dramatically this season. Not necessarily surprised.

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

Probably Smitty. He's the man.

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

Jaguar, Borwinn and Randoms are tied for first with 39. And Borwinn seems to just dominate every season so I'm gonna say it's him. For the sake of my fantasy team I'm going for Jaguar.

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

I gave him a box of chocolates and a dead flower then I walked away.

34. HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

Probably Beav. Don't really know.

[Steve 1,925]

29. Which team will finish last?

The team with the fewest points I bet.

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

Good team with good players.

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

I like Smitty. 

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

Some lucky fucker that the sim likes. Most likely a GM player.

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

I took his mom on a date instead. I did make him watch though.

34. HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

I don't follow rumors. He is a kind and gentle person.

[BluObieZ 1,125]

On 2/6/2020 at 8:17 PM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 2 - Hibernating or nah?)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

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25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

29. Which team will finish last?

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

 

 

26. I'm prank calling to make you think your parents died

27. A team, the one that everyone thinks. I don't pay attention.

29. The worst team in the league. Usually finishes last. Makes sense

30. Fuck Calgary and that shit head that "runs" them

32. The guy who's on top of the goals list at the end of the season. Duh!

35. Couldn't give a fuck less about it. I am either not picking up my option and leaving. Or i am handcuffing the team and getting bought out

 

[pennypenny 227]

On 2/6/2020 at 6:17 PM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 2 - Hibernating or nah?)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

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*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

29. Which team will finish last?

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

 

 

26. If Robbie wants a little sloppy toppy, I ain’t afraid to give him the hoppy.

35. If only it was a S72 draft pick, that way you can pick up Gino.

36. Well considering the fact you can’t add Gino to it, we have a bit of a problem unfortunately.

39. The Seattle Rocker. Bearly legal.

40. Hookers and blow is the only way to go, brother.

44. I ain’t even gonna lie, I see that fucker in a dark room - I’m clocking his head off. He’s gonna get the schmeat harder than anyone else has ever gotten it.

[Acydburn 1,607]

25. What were your thoughts on the whole Shawn being fired thing?

About time.

 

26. What were your thoughts on Dil getting a VHLM team?

Interesting choice

 

27. Why the hell is Rayzor so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

He paid off simon

 

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. Robbie is calling. What in the hell does he want?

Cocaine

 

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

Calgary

 

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

Vancouver

 

[Rayzor_7 741]

On 7/2/2019 at 11:16 AM, Banackock said:

21. Tell us about your day.

22. Who is your favourite player in the VHL - not including yourself, hehe.

23. Which player would you consider your players rival?

24. Do you feel like you have a rivalry with a  team, or a GM you hate losing to etc?

25. What kind of equipment does your player use? (gloves, stick, pads etc)

26. Does your player have any weird superstitions? 

Getting ready to go to work. Not excited.

 

Player would be Sundqvist, he helps me stop pucks in Seattle

 

No one really, closest would be Greg Eagles

 

VAN and CAL, both are fun to rip on.

 

Bauer gear and True skates

 

Gotta put shit on in order and if starting have to be the first on the ice

[zepheter 586]

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

Very lit. More proof that Seattle is going to be dominant for many seasons to come.

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc? 

Ola Vikingstud. Bud's a stud and will be for many seasons to come.

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 

I think things are going in the right direction. I'm not really involved outside of discord and average member things.
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas?? 

Ha, higher scoring would be great. Just kidding. Nothing I really have in mind.

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name? 

I wasn't informed of this. You tell me.

40. Zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

Spent it on TPA reduction because Odin was playing like shit. Now he's not.

[Steve 1,925]

55. What are the Las Vegas odds right now for @Beaviss playing his back up all 8 games? I heard last year an old lady in Manitoba won $116,000 on a $100 bet damn.

I haven't a clue but I would think the odds will be ..... odd.

56. MAGIC NOISES. @GustavMattias is back and he's trying to cast a spell on you. You attack back. What do you attack him with and how?

Geritol master spell of course.

57. @Peace declared war on an entire VHL tribe. What tribe did he declare war on and do you think he should change his name to "War" for one day? 

I think War is a cool name for anyone.

58. What do you want for Christmas?

This coming xmas I want a xbox series x and a PS5.

59. Who do you think ends up trading off at trade deadline for VHL? Who do they trade?

I am sure some players will be moved by several teams.

60. What are some things you like about Seattle?

The new towel boy in the showers is a nice touch. 

[Acydburn 1,607]

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

Cuppy the Champion @Banackock

 

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

He saved it like the responsible lad he is

 

41. xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

He drinks out of a skate. 

 

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

Of course, i'll bring him his pack of smokes and nudie mags

 

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

The celebrity just talked about himself the entire time and told Berocka he needs more slang. 

 

44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

Polishing those 2 cups  

 

[Steve 1,925]

21. Tell us about your day.

       A wonderful morning out making the rounds in search for toilet paper.

22. Who is your favourite player in the VHL - not including yourself, hehe.

       I really like Rayz Funk. Very good team mate. 

23. Which player would you consider your players rival?

       I have no rivals. If I find one I will let you know.

24. Do you feel like you have a rivalry with a  team, or a GM you hate losing to etc?

       I hate losing to Calgary. Not sure why as they seem like a jolly bunch.

25. What kind of equipment does your player use? (gloves, stick, pads etc)

       Gloves, the real warm ones with the fur lining. Stick, any of the ones that are long and stiff. Pads, easy, Depends.

26. Does your player have any weird superstitions?

       Yes, I always have a few Asian girls pee on me before each game. Oh wait, is that a fetish or a superstition?

[BluObieZ 1,125]

On 2/6/2020 at 8:17 PM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 2 - Hibernating or nah?)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

29. Which team will finish last?

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

 

 

 

40. He saved it till now and bought a ton of toilet paper. To sell on the street corner.

41. I don't know. I personally threw actual shit at him. Dog shit to be exact. 

42. He's probably has the Coronavirus living in a old peoples home so no I will not visit.

43. Pauly Shore? I have no idea. I guess it went well. Pauly would do anything for publicity 

44. Jerking off to the dark room. Yes. He is jerking off to the actual room he is standing in. He is attracted to dark places. 

[Banackock 8,062]

Season 71 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - WE DRAFT, WE BACK N OFFSEASON SHIT)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

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1. What are your thoughts on Moscow winning the Continental Cup?

2. Who do you think is this seasons "BIG" FA?

3. What do you think of Seattle trading away Zoiderberg? @HenrikZoiderberg

4. What are your thoughts on @Acydburn finally getting the well deserved boot?

5. Which one will you miss more?

6. How do you think Seattle did during this seasons draft?

7. Are you happy that @Walter Fizz is back? 

8. Predict this upcoming seasons MVP?

9. Who do you think will win this seasons continental cup?

10. The lost hurt to Calgary. We should of kicked their ass. But we didn't. How did you handle the loss?

11. What are your players goals this season?

12. Where do you think the Bears will place this season?

13. If you're in the VHLM, how do you think your team will do this season?

14. If you're in the VHLM, who do you think the best player will be?

15. If you're in the VHLM, who will win the Founders Cup?

16. The VHLM hired a hitman to kill @diamond_ace.. secretly, the hitman is a member from the VHL... tag that person and how they do it etc.

17. @Jubis lives up his own ass. How much is his rent?

18. What are your thoughts on @FrostBeard finally getting a gig and heading to Malmo?

19. Thoughts on drafting @Dil? Will his player boom or bust?

20. Ambrose Stark or Scott Greene this season do you think?

21. Will @Steve still suck or will he be a good forward?

22. @Motzaburger was seen and heard crying loudly in his apartment. What song was he listening to while crying over losing to seattle again?

23. Where do you think Louth's favourite golf course is? @Beaviss

24. What are your thoughts on Covid-19? Are you following orders from top doctors etc and being safe? Don't be a fucktard like some people in Florida. 

25. A brand has approached you and wants you to show off their shit? Who and what is it? How much or what are they paying you?

26. @MexicanCow123 has become Seattles new farm team. Mississauga has ended. What are your thoughts?

27. @Bushito and @BluObieZ's first match was cancelled. Now we're having a "Corona hell in the cell" match. Who wins and how? 

28. @Rayzor_7 has been known to party as hard as he plays (not in regular season but in playoffs)... what's he party with? Whats he do? 

29. @Berocka gets a little cocky due to VSN podcast and comes out with a rap song.. what is it called? does anyone feature on it etc? 

30. Who is the leagues most overrated player?

31. Who is the leagues most underrated player?

32. If you could have any wild animal as a pet, what animal would you pick? Can do shark, lion or anything of the sort. Just nothing stupid like a dragon.   

33. If you could pick a dragon, what would you name it and would you use it to takeover the VHL? 

34. Are you in any other sim leagues? 

35. What are some things you like about the VHL that keep you coming back?

36. @Proto is starring in a new TV show that's supposed to have huge success. What character does he play? What's the show about? Who else is in it? ETC.

37. What team do you feel you have a rivalry with? Explain the rivalry. Do you have others??

38. Whats a way you think the league would have good success with in terms of recruiting new members? Where should they look etc?

39. @Devise is on our team. He's also a simmer. What do you plan to bribe him with so we win another cup?

 

Spoiler

@Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Steve @Berocka @Banackock @Dil @zepheter @Zyrok @Zetterberg @Walter Fizz @Devise @Will @leafsman @CosmicStorm @Erik @HulkHogan

 

Edited March 19, 2020 by Banackock

[Motzaburger 1,590]

I don't live in an apartment - boom roasted! Eat me Seattle!

[Banackock 8,062]

Just now, HulkHogan said:

why am i not pinged

[Banackock 8,062]

Just now, Motzaburger said:

I don't live in an apartment - boom roasted! Eat me Seattle!

[Acydburn 1,607]

Just now, Banackock said:

 

4. What are your thoughts on @Acydburn finally getting the well deserved boot?

 

[MexicanCow123 914]

3 minutes ago, Banackock said:

26. @MexicanCow123 has become Seattles new farm team. Mississauga has ended. What are your thoughts?

Dont worry Bana. Im not letting these guys leave Yukon 

 

[Jubis 1,349]

Rent is 

Obviously 

 

@Banackock

[leafsman 207]

On 3/19/2020 at 3:38 PM, Banackock said:

. What are your thoughts on Moscow winning the Continental Cup?

2. Who do you think is this seasons "BIG" FA?

3. What do you think of Seattle trading away Zoiderberg? @HenrikZoiderberg

4. What are your thoughts on @Acydburn finally getting the well deserved boot?

5. Which one will you miss more?

6. How do you think Seattle did during this seasons draft?

7. Are you happy that @Walter Fizz is back? 

8. Predict this upcoming seasons MVP?

9. Who do you think will win this seasons continental cup?

10. The lost hurt to Calgary. We should of kicked their ass. But we didn't. How did you handle the loss?

11. What are your players goals this season?

12. Where do you think the Bears will place this season?

 

1)   As I didn't have a team in the VHL last season I was happy to see Moscow win as my previous player spent a majority of his career there so was happy for the guys. 

6). I think we did well in the draft.   Vikingstad is a great player who will be a key player one day.  Hopefully my player will be able to live up to the 9th overall selection. 

11). My goal is to improve my skating and puck handling ability and help the team win anyway I can.  I hope to have a good rookie season. 

19). I will go with boom as I answered he was a great pick earlier.

24). People need to take this more seriously.  If people stay home we can return to normal faster.   Working from home is weird but glad I can do it.   I would have been in Disneyworld right now if everything is normal.  Love to travel probably won't for a long time now 

Edited March 21, 2020 by leafsman