Gustav 6,405 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 When I kicked off these roast threads, I made a promise to myself and all of you to get a thread up right at the start of every week. As of late, this hasn't exactly been the case--the last couple were put up mid-week, and last week I didn't post one at all. So, I'd like to apologize for being slow. But thank God I'm not @Quik. Fuck it, I'm sure you guys will have some fire for me. Joined in S1, with all the OG builders. Was part of the definitely not-rigged S1 Champs. Had 3 HoF players. Left for about 7 years. Came back. Made a 4th HoF player. Became GM of Helsinki (for a 2nd time). Became Commish. Deleted Saskatoon in the portal. Made them a better logo (that has since been lost in the aether of time). Apparently fucked up the S67 draft order. Won't give Rookies rights. GIVE OUR OTHER COMMISSIONER EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. Tagging those who signed up here, with my usual statement-- to read the rules, or to sign up, click here. If you're tagged and don't want to be, or if you don't want to sign up but would like to be tagged in these threads anyway, let me know. Spoiler @HulkHogan @fonziGG @xsjack @Beaviss @berocka @Matt_O @Nykonax @.sniffuM @oilmandan @Enorama @McWolf @Beketov @Victor @Esso2264 @Quik @K1NG LINUS @Rayzor_7 @DilIsPickle @hedgehog337 @eaglesfan036 @frescoelmo @tfong Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Got to the finals and lost #thread Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motzaburger 1,590 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Quik was his nickname from off the ice...if you know what I mean. Matt_O 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,564 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 guys so obsessed with himself that he made the word quic-k change to quik Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Fake ass Indian eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Shittier commish Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 He somehow has less swag than Beketov okochastar 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 He is a fake Matt Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quik 4,113 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 You guys are weak, I'm going away for almost 2 weeks, and this is all you've got to send me off with? 17 hours ago, gorlab said: He somehow has less swag than Beketov Ok, except this one. This one hurts okochastar and gorlab 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Quik said: You guys are weak, I'm going away for almost 2 weeks, and this is all you've got to send me off with? Your vanilla af Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 @Quik smells like thurka Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Quik only eats the shell of the Samosa Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,526 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Quik is a hyperbole to the action. His name should be snail. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 quik banned me so that Mats Johnsson could finally win some awards over Ay Ay Ron. Beaviss 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-673455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacticalHammer 95 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Your Safety in the EFL was completely shown up two seasons later by @Nykonax's player, of all people. Nykonax 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,405 Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 Imagine how nonexistent @Quik's life must have been a while back that he would have thought to himself, "Hey, I remember that fake hockey forum that I spent all my time making fake pictures for fake people on seven years ago." And then, imagine how much more nonexistent it must have been for him to think, "Yeah, you know what, I want to do that again." And then, imagine the level of not having a life he must have been at to become one of the guys in charge of everything. I thought I had no life, but you don't see me whipping out my iPod Touch to play Angry Birds. Dil 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 42 minutes ago, GustavMattias said: Imagine how nonexistent @Quik's life must have been a while back that he would have thought to himself, "Hey, I remember that fake hockey forum that I spent all my time making fake pictures for fake people on seven years ago." And then, imagine how much more nonexistent it must have been for him to think, "Yeah, you know what, I want to do that again." And then, imagine the level of not having a life he must have been at to become one of the guys in charge of everything. I thought I had no life, but you don't see me whipping out my iPod Touch to play Angry Birds. Not to mention, he’s a fake indian. Pathetic Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
okochastar 97 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Quik is so incompetent at his league jobs he prefers to appear invisible on discord so people won't call him out on it Matt_O 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Beketov 9,022 Posted October 5, 2019 Commissioner Share Posted October 5, 2019 Quik is such an infectious disease the the entire board has lost the ability to spell quick. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Beketov said: quik. That’s illegal. You can’t say that word here. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674534 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 10 hours ago, DilIsPickle said: Not to mention, he’s a fake indian. Pathetic Quik is a fake Matt AND a fake Indian? Is he a fake commissioner as well? Dil 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,405 Posted October 5, 2019 Author Share Posted October 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Matt_O said: Quik is a fake Matt AND a fake Indian? Is he a fake commissioner as well? Quik is a fake Bek Dil 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674537 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, GustavMattias said: Quik is a fake Bek Yes. This. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-674538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,405 Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 10/1/2019 at 12:38 PM, Quik said: I'm going away for almost 2 weeks Quik and Fire Tortorella 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70325-roast-quik-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-week-9/#findComment-739130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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