oilmandan

2 hours ago, MMFLEX said:

This is proof EFL mains can GM here!!!

Ya. Let’s get Flex the next GM job. What gives VHL?

Doubting the Seattle genius had proven to be pretty foolish for a long time. All he does is win

7 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Congrats to @oilmandan @jRuutu and @zepheter for the only homies to pick the Continental correct. Last 10 seasons basically had 50% chance of getting it right with the choice of “bears” or “no bears”. 

Easy choice 

Just now, 16z said:

I'm not applying until I take over the VHLM with multiple cups and a fanclub full of haters 

 

Don't mind being an assistant though

The cups are the hard part. Haters come easy

Are you even allowed birthdays in Doug Ford’s Ontario?

6 hours ago, McWolf said:

due to him eating ice on 4 different occasions last season

Time to put all my tpe in fighting 

My reaction to setting the record for fights 

My reaction to seeing Randy lost the most fights too

My reaction remembering Randy Marsh is the greatest player in VHL history 

Randy Marsh - Defense

44. What are your plans for the weekend? Building a path from my house to my garage

47. Who is your favourite band/artist?   Alexisonfire. For sure

48. What song is currently your #1? Post? Its not super new. But still great 

Asking 3. Will Seattle go on a run of championships like the past?

Sushi. Good or Bad?

Who is your MLB team?

6 hours ago, animal74 said:

but the leagues leader in fights, Randy Marsh, has fit in well and added a different element to our backend

Gotta love that old time hockey 

31. What are your plans for the upcoming weekend? Dewinterize my toy hauler. Probably play some far cry as well

32. Do you have any plans this year for Easter? Wife is making a ham dinner. 

33. When you think of Easter, what is one good memory that comes to mind for you? Family dinners when my dad was still alive

34. The Easter bunny brought the Bears some "stuff"? What did it bring? Marshall Frostbeard @FrostBeard Lucky Bears

35. @gregreg proposed a change to Easter. Instead of a bunny, he wants a _____ that delivers them. What other things did he want ____ to do? Example, a Easter Grasshopper, that hops and flies through the morning dew grass, delivering chocolate to all the boys and girls. You know he's coming when you hear the hopper fiddling. Easter Cat. It buries your eggs in sand and dirt then covers it up. Probably pukes up a hairball on your bed too

36. @Kendrick plans to have the team over for a covid safe Easter team dinner. What is he cooking for us all?? Ham. Cause Ham is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than turkey. Otherwise I'm not coming

17 minutes ago, Banackock said:

 

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2 minutes ago, Banackock said:

https://vhlportal.com/game/VHL/77/VHL77-162.html
 

the final point as a Bear @oilmandan love you long time, brother.

And a penalty too. Just needed a fight for a Marsh hat trick 

I know I’m rarely around anymore, but good to see that my 1+ seasons as VHLM GM and subsequent loss of big time interest in the VHL, may not have been just a problem with me lol

13. Thoughts on adding @Grant's player in the draft? Solid move. Can't wait to meet him

14. Thoughts on adding @Kendrick player in the draft? Great addition. We're gonna be a dominant force with these new additions

15. Which team had the biggest off-season? Seattle of course

16. Were you surprised by all the GM's stepping down? Who would you hire? Rayz, IR and Flex would be my top 3. But VHL goes with the in crowd I guess

17. Thoughts on the Bears off-season? Best onne of all time in my opinion

18. What are your expectations for you this season? Another Championship

7. @Toast @aksuko @drewowo are all coming up to the VHL from the VHLM. Any words of advice or encouragement? Get ready to be part of the best VHL organization.... ever

11. @Jayrad28 retired from VHL/Da Bears due to some fairly serious, private real life things. We love him. We support him. The team sent him well wishes. What was it??? A big bouquet of flowers with little bears all over

12. @Velevra We couldn't quite get Jensen the cup we wanted, but probably further than Davos!  The Bears got him a retirement gift. What was it??  A puppy dog! maybe a rottie?

Asking my own questions

Which team will make the biggest splash in the offseason?

Can the Bears win a title with this core?

Why is Randy Marsh the greatest ever?

We sat down with Randy Marsh at the completion of his 5th VHL season, to reflect and look forward to the final 3 seasons. 

The Hockey News (THN): 5 seasons in, 1 championship, toughest man in the VHL. What’s the biggest accomplishment this far?

Randy Marsh (RM): Well I excel at everything I do, so there is much to sort thru, but I suppose I’d have to go with, my undefeated run of fights. It takes plenty of training and hard work to have a run like that. Especially considering that the challengers have now started turning down my advances. I guess it means I have completed all I can. But ya definitely knocking heads is right up there. The championship win is right up there too. 

THN: You did have quite a run there for sure. What does the future hold, both in the next 3 seasons and after hockey?

RM: Well now that things are starting to age a bit and slow down, my training and such will have to change and improve so I can stay at the top of my game. Can’t let these young players pass me by till I say they can. As for afterwards, I have a few side projects on the go. My Blockbuster location is set to be booming any day now. With Halloween coming up too, I’ve enlisted my family to help out for the bush time. I’ve also got a farm that keeps me busy during most of my off time. I love the help that my products give the folks around South Park and Seattle. That’ll be my retirement job. Can’t trust my business partner, he enjoys the products too much. 

THN: Can we get a try if these products from your farm? Sounds like owning a Blockbuster is quite the gamble though. Hope both work out for you. What is the plan for this coming season? Will it be your last? Go out on a high? Or play the final few seasons and see if we can win another few championships. 

RM: Everything I do has a plan and a purpose, so I have plenty of faith everything will work out splendidly. As for the season, I think we’ll take it a year at a time. I’d love to win a few more titles. Once you get that first one, it’s hard when you don’t win every year. The Bears look like a legitimate threat to win as always and I have no doubt it won’t be long till our genius GM has us in the winners circle yet again. 

THN: Those are big goals and expectations, you’ve always seemed to be full of self confidence. We at The Hockey News have always been big fans of yours. We look forward to seeing and watching the final few chapters for Randy Marsh in the VHL. All the best this year Randy

RM: Thank you. I try to set a good example for other players and my kids too. I’m glad someone notices. 

 

purchased doubles week

Hell stinky

1. What are your thoughts on the Chicago Phoenix winning the Continental Cup? Good for them. Sucks it wasn't Seattle

2. Thoughts on Mexico City Kings winning the Founders cup? Pretty cool I guess

3. Thoughts on @Beaviss stepping down? What did you get him as a "thank you" gift? A big old joint. Can get all pie eyed in his retirement

4. Which VHL GM will be the next to step down? Peace. Not sure why, just gonna throw it out there

5. Which VHLM GM will be the next to step down? Not sure who the VHLM Gms are anymore

6. Who wins the slobo award? Here! Randy Marsh. Cause why not?

65. What are your plans for the weekend? Riding horses and cleaning my garage 

66. Who will win... Chicago or Warsaw? Warsaw? 

67. Who will win... Mexico or Houston? Mexico?

68. Who will win playoff MVP for VHL? Marsh of course. Best VHLer ever I’ll

69. What should the Bears do this off-season? build a championship winning club. 

70. @Velevra had another good career. He's retiring. How do you bid them farewell? Congrats on a wonderful career. All the best in your retirement