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  1. der meister

    Congrats to American cops for not even being able to make it 2 hours after the conviction for murdering a black man before murdering a 15 year old black girl. A 15 year old, by the way, who called the cops for protection because she was being attacked. Well done, you racist fuckers. Well done. 

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    2. hedgehog337

      hedgehog337

      yay drama

  2. der meister

    Hot take: Donald John Trump is a racist piece of shit 

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      Well, closer to 20%, but shit..... still not bad.

    3. der meister

      der meister

      The whataboutism is strong with this one...

       

      Look, if you can’t see that djt’s racist words have real world consequences, you’re not paying attention. Set aside stormy Daniels, obstructing justice, money laundering, human trafficking, the gross incompetence, and all of the other things he’s guilty of, and just look at his words. Mexicans are rapists. Haitians have aids. PRs won’t do things for themselves. Nigerians live in huts. CNN did a report on slavery in Libya, but because this asshole decries them as fake news, Libya said the slavery piece was a lie. Real world consequences for his racist words. 

    4. Tyler

      Tyler

      @der meister fwiw we shouldn't forget it was Obama/Clinton who destabilized Libya and paved the way for the current reality there

  3. der meister

    Anyone play any mobile games? I run a guild in a game and could use a few members lol

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      Did anyone aside from 16z grab Battle Night? I want to make sure I don't miss anyone. If so, make sure you're on server 11, or else you have to start over when you change servers!

    3. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      I did not, as i do not have my own phone

    4. Garsh

      Garsh

      @der meister i picked it up.  tried searching for the guild but wasn't able to find it

  4. der meister

    Recommend me an anime that isn't for little kids and isn't hundreds of episodes long. 

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  5. der meister

    Goodbye, Paul Manafort. He flips before Wednesday, in my opinion. 

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    2. Spade18

      Spade18

      you're not wrong

    3. der meister

      der meister

      To a degree, Tyler, but frankly 90% of the stuff said about Hillary is just not accurate. People have been attacking  her for 50 years and she's an easy target. I'd much rather have Sanders or Kucinich or Trudeau as President, but between a career criminal and Hillary, it was an easy decision. Unless you are racist, misogynistic, or rich.

    4. Tyler

      Tyler

      I don't disagree (although her actions as SoS would make it almost impossible for me to tell anyone to vote for her. Evil person. Libya destabilized, Haitian minimum wage disaster, Honduras coup d'etat.... ) but you live in a very racist misogynistic society lol. It was inevitable only she could lose to a kiddy fucker. 

  6. der meister

    Hold the line $gme

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    2. bigAL

      bigAL

      I missed the GME boat but I'm all in on AMC and BB now 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I have 2 GME and 10 AMC. I'd be happy with gaining a couple hundred bucks at this point. There's a lot of misinformation out there, a lot on purpose from hedges imo. Tough to predict what happens next.

  7. der meister

    I may be bored, but you guys are boring. Entertain me. 

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    2. JardyB10

      JardyB10

      @eaglesfan036 Then leave, you turd. What's wrong with Discord?

    3. Gudnason

      Gudnason

      Ottawa won game 3, how's that for entertainment

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      http://asianbabescollection.tumblr.com/

       

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      Lubrigel___K_Y_Jelly_Equivalent_1544.png

       

      Go entertain yourself!

  8. der meister

    Hi

     

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    2. Phil

      Phil

      Great to hear man. Much love 

    3. der meister

      der meister

      Pain is sporadic and generally dull when it occurs. When I started having pain on my right side, I thought appendix or gall bladder, but when it started happening on the left too, I thought intestinal or muscular. Right now I'm heavily leaning muscular. Speaking of which, Phil: I might have to get some side-midsection stretches or exercises from you.

    4. Phil

      Phil

      Well I mean look no further than this one: https://manflowyoga.com/exercise-guide/standing-sidebend/

       

      but the pain could be originating from tight hips or back so stretching those out too wouldn’t be a bad idea either tbh. 

  9. der meister

    Wondering what I should name my next player. Have some ideas, but no decisions. Probably gonna be a checking defenseman

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    2. Garsh

      Garsh

      Ryuji Sakamoto, he likes to hit stuff

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I kind of love that idea, @Garsh

    4. Garsh

      Garsh

      8yU1BMb.gif

  10. der meister

    Excited to join London but dropping to 31 makes me want to go balls to the wall with TPE earning as a middle finger to 15 other GMs. #BringIt

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    2. mattyIceman

      mattyIceman

      Too many balls tbh

    3. der meister

      der meister

      Yeah, I bet your locker room is just full of balls

       

    4. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      moscow moscow

  11. der meister

    hey

     

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    2. Banackock

      Banackock

      Round Here GIF by Florida Georgia Line

    3. NotAVHLM-GM

      NotAVHLM-GM

      till lindemann GIF

    4. Victor

      Victor

      christophklose.gif

  12. der meister

    Thinking about running a free promo on one of my short stories. Before I do, though, I want to know: WILL YOU DOWNLOAD A FREE SHORT STORY!? If you do, will you leave a review?

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      Happy to read and review whichever one. 

    3. der meister

      der meister

      Free promo live Sunday and Monday for Birdsong!

    4. der meister

      der meister

      Birdsong promo is live, if you haven't picked it up already

  13. der meister

    Wow. Try to be nice in the LR and get removed. Just because I haven't been a member of the team in 20 seasons doesn't mean you get to ignore squatters rights. 

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      One less team to worry about in Free Agency at least. 

    3. Esso2264

      Esso2264

      hey i goofed and deleted the LR okay :kekw:

    4. N0HBDY

      N0HBDY

      Esso Moment

       

  14. der meister

    I somehow have managed to attract several morons on eBay in the space of 12 hours. Received a message that I could barely decipher - turns out they don't know how to click CALCULATE to figure out shipping costs, and another person bought something, but instead of paying, asked for more pictures. 

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      Nerds

    3. Gudnason

      Gudnason

      Are you actually Asian, Commander Warsmoke? And if so, Chinese, Korean, Japan, Taiwan, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam... what are you?

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      Yes, I am Australasian.

  15. der meister

    Anonymous source close to ASG says Robbie brought Ravenwing a fruit basket after morning warm ups, with a note attached saying "Please don't hurt us too bad".  

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    2. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      thats why i drafted @TheLastOlympian07

    3. TheLastOlympian07

      TheLastOlympian07

      robbie loves a good tickle after every game

    4. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      shhh don't tell them that

       

  16. der meister

    We should have a thread that lists everyone who has a job here....

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      Thanks!

    3. der meister

      der meister

      This leads me to my next point - why is the BoG so large? Way too many people, it feels like. 

    4. MubbleFubbles

      MubbleFubbles

      @der meisterTo be clear, not everyone listed in BOG is an official current member, former VHL commissioners are granted perma-BOG access which I think accounts for at least 4 of them. 

  17. der meister

    If anyone feels like making me a sig, that would be pretty swell. If you do, please use a pic of The Terrible Trivium and don’t worry about having it hockey-related. ?

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      You guys...these are both awesome. Thank you both!

       

      Is there a good way to set up auto-rotating signatures these days? I haven't done that since the very early days of the SHL. 

    3. gorlab

      gorlab

      http://sig.grumpybumpers.com/ is the one I know of that still exists.

    4. Mongoose87

      Mongoose87



       

  18. der meister

    Song of the day

     

    https://youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      Not my style of music. Only rapper I like is Gambino. I do like that clean guitar though. Adds a nice touch.

    3. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      Gambino bro eyyyyyy

    4. Phil

      Phil

      He's a little Childish :P

  19. der meister

    It's Friday. You know what that means.

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    2. Banackock

      Banackock

      Also alberta 

       

      freaks and geeks nerd GIF

    3. gorlab

      gorlab

      Friday get high day

    4. JardyB10

      JardyB10

      tenor.gif

  20. der meister

    I can't believe you guys are gonna make me write ANOTHER waiting for the draft article next week.

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      VHLM, Fonzi.

    3. fonziGG

      fonziGG

      @der meisteroh god I'm dum dum den

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      Lucky that you're great at writing.... 

  21. der meister

    Thinking about buying a PS4 game. Torn between Fallout 4, Stardew Valley, and Star Wars Fallen Order. Anyone have opinions?

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      I really enjoyed both Fallout 4 and Fallen Order... Fallout 4 is way longer and Fallen Order is way easier to "100%" if that matters to you.

    3. der meister

      der meister

      I ended up winning an ebay auction for F4 last night. 1.25 + 2.50 shipping. And I found Stardew for a little under $20, so I got both. Fallen Order is still going for over $20, so I figured two for the price of one. Thanks for the feedback all!

    4. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

      even though it's not on your list, Civ 6. I think it's on sale now, not sure for how much. it can be a little expansion heavy, but still fun in the base game. i think if you do buy it, you gotta buy Gathering Storm first, it adds tons of new mechanics and a few new civs as well. it is honestly my favorite video game, by quite a bit. and play inca, they are the most fun and recently got buffed

      Minecraft is also always great, recommend servers though as single player can be dull sometimes

  22. der meister

    Triv is 🔥 right now, so this delay in games feels like a timeout in the NFL to try to ice a kicker. 

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    2. Victor

      Victor

      But it's super easy!

    3. der meister

      der meister

      So am I, but nobody takes advantage of that, either 

    4. Dil

      Dil

      made me chuckle

  23. der meister

    A running list of things I want today:

    Sex, nap, pizza, TPE, goals for Trivium, the mental focus to write, sex.

     

     

     

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      Too much sex. It will stifle your creativity.

    3. diamond_ace

      diamond_ace

      Shit that must be why I haven't done any good poems in the last few years...

    4. McWolf

      McWolf

      pizza and naps is the new Netflix and chills

      sign me the fuck up

  24. der meister

    Decided to wait one more season before recreating. Just too busy with real life stuff right now, and I want my player to get the attention he deserves. Best of luck to those who declared for this season's draft.

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    2. der meister

      der meister

      Do you know what you're making, @Phil?

    3. Phil

      Phil

      A forward! That’s as much as I know!

    4. der meister

      der meister

      Same. I have 3 weeks of media and the bio done. 🇺🇦

  25. der meister

    Were the holiday raffle results ever announced?

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    2. Garsh

      Garsh

      The real raffle was the friends we made along the way.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      Likely will be done on New Years eve/day. 

    4. der meister

      der meister

      so... you're saying there's a chance. - Misc - quickmeme

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