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Roast Nykonax Thread: The Ultimate VHL Roast-a-Thon, Thread 1


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I know I promised to get this up last week, but I forgot all about it before I decided to become dead to the VHL world until right about now. In the future, these threads will go up Sunday or Monday, but I'm starting this one a bit earlier due to all the nonexistence on my part over the past week. Anyway, here's our first one...

 

 

Roast me.

 

I have a lot of posts and am allegedly an S tier clown. Joined in October, been a vhlm gm and other stuff

 

 

Yep, we're roasting our boy @Nykonax. Have at it and don't hold back.

 

Tagging all those who signed up to be roasted here...if you signed up and don't want to be tagged, or if you didn't sign up and want to be tagged anyway, let me know.

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1 minute ago, Nykonax said:

ill also tag @Gaudette

I considered tagging him lol.

 

Also: Here are the rules, which I forgot to link in the above and won't be editing in because I don't want to tag everyone again. You can still sign up, if you'd like. 

 

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12 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said:

Nyko once had a carton of orange juice and saw it said concentrate so he stared at it for an hour

Nah, he's gen z. Doesn't have the attention span for that.

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11 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

Nah, he's gen z. Doesn't have the attention span for that.

Fittingly with what I was about to say:

 

Little known fact about @Nykonax, he has the attention span of a goldfish. That’s why he loves Discord so much, he can’t stand waiting more than 20 seconds for a new post.

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@Nykonax is most well known for his buffoonery on the site. Much like how the clitoris is the only organ that's sole use is for pleasure, nyko is the only member that's sole use is to amuse us with his tomfoolery.

 

 Roasted the office GIF

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When I´m at the gym, I don´t listen to music - I listen to audio version of Dahlberg´s stats.

 

´11 goals´, I smile

´16 assists´, I giggle little bit

´1 powerplay goal´, I´m rolling on the floor laughing

 

I get very little done at the gym usually.

 

 

 

 

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28 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

When I´m at the gym, I don´t listen to music - I listen to audio version of Dahlberg´s stats.

 

´11 goals´, I smile

´16 assists´, I giggle little bit

´1 powerplay goal´, I´m rolling on the floor laughing

 

I get very little done at the gym usually.

 

 

 

 

now that one actually hurts

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