Gustav 6,407 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 I know I promised to get this up last week, but I forgot all about it before I decided to become dead to the VHL world until right about now. In the future, these threads will go up Sunday or Monday, but I'm starting this one a bit earlier due to all the nonexistence on my part over the past week. Anyway, here's our first one... Roast me. I have a lot of posts and am allegedly an S tier clown. Joined in October, been a vhlm gm and other stuff Yep, we're roasting our boy @Nykonax. Have at it and don't hold back. Tagging all those who signed up to be roasted here...if you signed up and don't want to be tagged, or if you didn't sign up and want to be tagged anyway, let me know. Spoiler @HulkHogan @fonziGG @xsjack @Beaviss @berocka @Matt_O @Nykonax @.sniffuM @oilmandan @Enorama @McWolf @Beketov @Victor @Esso2264 @Quik @K1NG LINUS @Rayzor_7 @DilIsPickle @hedgehog337 @eaglesfan036 @frescoelmo Nykonax 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,564 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 ill also tag @Gaudette Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Nykonax said: ill also tag @Gaudette I considered tagging him lol. Also: Here are the rules, which I forgot to link in the above and won't be editing in because I don't want to tag everyone again. You can still sign up, if you'd like. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 @Nykonax is a shittier Dil. Dil, Acydburn and Nykonax 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,601 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Nyko doesn’t even know how to cook pasta so he resorts to copy pastas McWolf, Da Trifecta, fonziGG and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,601 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Nyko once had a carton of orange juice and saw it said concentrate so he stared at it for an hour Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 12 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: Nyko once had a carton of orange juice and saw it said concentrate so he stared at it for an hour Nah, he's gen z. Doesn't have the attention span for that. eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649341 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Beketov 9,025 Posted July 27, 2019 Commissioner Share Posted July 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, GustavMattias said: Nah, he's gen z. Doesn't have the attention span for that. Fittingly with what I was about to say: Little known fact about @Nykonax, he has the attention span of a goldfish. That’s why he loves Discord so much, he can’t stand waiting more than 20 seconds for a new post. eaglesfan036 and Gustav 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 eaglesfan036, jRuutu, Nykonax and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,564 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Beketov said: he can’t stand waiting more than 20 seconds for a new post or sims Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) @Nykonax is most well known for his buffoonery on the site. Much like how the clitoris is the only organ that's sole use is for pleasure, nyko is the only member that's sole use is to amuse us with his tomfoolery. Edited July 27, 2019 by Matt_O Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649354 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 also @GustavMattias we should have something at the end of the week where the best roast gets recognition from you Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649355 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,464 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 When I´m at the gym, I don´t listen to music - I listen to audio version of Dahlberg´s stats. ´11 goals´, I smile ´16 assists´, I giggle little bit ´1 powerplay goal´, I´m rolling on the floor laughing I get very little done at the gym usually. Gustav, Dil, Ahma and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enorama 2,038 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Nyko is just Dil without the code Beketov, Dil and eaglesfan036 1 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,564 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 28 minutes ago, jRuutu said: When I´m at the gym, I don´t listen to music - I listen to audio version of Dahlberg´s stats. ´11 goals´, I smile ´16 assists´, I giggle little bit ´1 powerplay goal´, I´m rolling on the floor laughing I get very little done at the gym usually. now that one actually hurts xsjack and jRuutu 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Damn some of these are taking shots at me wtfrick eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 @Devise I figured you would want in on some of this action Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor_7 741 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Nyko claims to be the best expansion GM, yet @GustavMattias was the one to get an endorsement for the VHL GM position from our own VHLM commissioner Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nykonax 1,564 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Just now, Rayzor_7 said: Nyko claims to be the best expansion GM, yet @GustavMattias was the one to get an endorsement for the VHL GM position from our own VHLM commissioner because one of our commissioners doesn't know what he's doing Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motzaburger 1,590 Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Be nice to @Nykonax plz Nykonax and Dil 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted July 28, 2019 Author Share Posted July 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Motzaburger said: Be nice to @Nykonax plz But this is your chance to start a sweet sweet mutiny! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 @Nykonax die Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Beketov 9,025 Posted July 28, 2019 Commissioner Share Posted July 28, 2019 I wouldn’t want to take Nyko bowling even if he were my cousin. yup, GTA IV reference gorlab, Dil and jRuutu 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 12 minutes ago, Beketov said: I wouldn’t want to take Nyko bowling even if he were my cousin. yup, GTA IV reference keep going Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,601 Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, DilIsPickle said: keep going Aren’t you too young to play GTA Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/66722-roast-nykonax-thread-the-ultimate-vhl-roast-a-thon-thread-1/#findComment-649463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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