Doomsday

Hello everyone. I’m making a return.. I’m going to try my hardest to stick around and I hope everything goes well and I’m very happy to be back here. Lots of things have changed since I’ve been around, like what is the VHLE

Just hit +69 possession on the season. I'd like to thank the Miami organization, my teammates, my sponsor Clue Glue™ and most of all my D partner Mia Khalifa for making this all possible. #DroppingTheNiceAnchor

Attention writing nerds: this week I'll be dropping my most quantitative article EVER--and it's not even the mod one. Stay tuned.

Someone tell @Spartanto slow down

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you  sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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This is a Status Update

Man S32 was nearly 30 seasons ago....the fuck am I still doing in this league? Lol

I graduated!!

hi

R u on drugs?

if philly doesn't win we riot

You know you write about the VHL a lot when you try to type your own name and all of the autofill options are the names of VHL players instead of your own. 

hey u yeah u

hey u yeah u

stop signing career long contracts silly billys!

stop signing career long contracts silly billys!

For the record, I changed my username before tonight's game.

i got a raise in the vhl. hurrah.

I didn't get my spectator award, I'm retiring

Saskatoon Sucks 

NHL STARTS TONIGHT WHO ELSE IS READY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernie King is asking to be traded IMMEDIATELY, and VHLM GMS COME WITH THE OFFERS , im obviously going to have one more season for sure in the M, The lifer is still a possibility , Ottawa didnt work out... So new chapter new begginings , new contract offers ! 

After Speaking with Ernies Agent, Bert had this to say " Ernie is going to be a 250 TPE by the start of the season , he has made it clear to me that his intention are to remain in the VHLM for atleast one more season and has always made it public his intentions of bringing back the "Lifer" to the VHLM and being the 1st since Bud Knight and King Kruul, Ernie has felt nothing but Disrespect from Prague with zero communication since our return to VHLM and other GMs were expressing interesting immediately, it is only fair to those GMs worthy of Ernest and his Passion"

Most likely not going to be at cap by the start of the season but who knows ... On his pace its not likely but Ernie is nothing but ordinary, Well there it is Draft week starts , but the Big News after the new VHLM GMs were hired Ernie is looking for Titles, Accolades , Hes been an assistant captain before in Philadelphia voted by his peer group and one of those votes came from none other than @dariusmarimotoman Giving Ernie the nod as a partner to the Reapers captains that season. Ernie is someone you cant miss , so dont miss your chance to sign this VHL story for the books  

Anyone interested in joining a brand new fantasy dynasty league, hit me up. I ran one with my hometown friends for 5 years but by the end we were 2 active members out of 12, so I'm looking to start over with a new cast of active members.

BREAKING: bigAL NOT BIG. Scientifically proven by @dasbooton the BootCast. Check it out on VSN this week!