BluObieZ

EP3

I'm back yet again after a week off with some more fuckery

A vaguely remember him. He was a cool guy. RIP

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8 hours ago, Tate said:

Lol no

Episode 2

Fuckulating your world none podcast... no! One word at a time. Enjoy!

15 minutes ago, Kachur said:

Yeah, I am back dude. How ya been?

Not bad having fun with my last two ever seasons

9 hours ago, Jubis said:

 

1. Which Wrangler category stat leader is the most impressive? 

a) Barabash jr.: Goals 19, Points 38, GWG 5, Shots 186

b) Tonn: Assists 26

c) Ohdraka: +/-  +11, Sht% 13.04%

d) Lahtinen: Hits 97

e) Encarnacion: Shot blocks 64

f) Paddywagon: Minutes played: 1066

g) Stropko jr.: PIM 72

h) Lafontaine: 23W , 2.54GAA, 0.917SV%, 2 SO

 

 

2. What is the longest you have stayed awake? 

 

 

3. Would ever want to change your players position? If so why? 

 

 

4. What kind of points or statistics  would you realistically like to produce over the next 30+ games to finish the season ? 

 

 

5. What was your worst subject in school?

 

 

6. Calgary leads the league with 114 goals for in 36 games. Will they score the most goals in the regular season? 

 

 

 

7. Would you rather be lost/stranded here:

or here: 

why?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Members

@Bushito @enigmatic @Ricer13 @Big Mac @Tagger @DMaximus @MexicanCow123 @animal74 @Beketov @Jubis @diamond_ace

 

 

1. The amazing and also invisible i option. Robbie coming in here and actually making this shitty team a little bit more fun. I do mean a little. On account that the team is really shitty.

2. 51 hours straight. Or 168 (7 days) with little 10-15min power naps when I went to Vegas with friends.

3. Never. I am a fucking free agent. Why change? who would it help? fuck em all. I am a free agent and I do as I please

4. I would like to (and will) hold my 0 games played, 0 goals, 0 assists and 0 points average. 

5. Science. I hated it. Teacher hated me, tried his best to fail me every test but I'd try enough to get a passing grade by a few points. By trying I don't mean studying.

7. The beach with endless rum and cokes and scantily clad women in bikinis 

On 4/6/2020 at 1:32 PM, Kachur said:

OH zimmers ❤

WHAT????? You are back? damn I really don't pay attention. Oh well. Not gonna change now

Orion Slade is kicking it pool side in a undisclosed location (Mostly for his safety) The resort is empty and the workers all are basically his personal bitches. It's pretty much way better then what you morons are up to. Practicing hockey and playing hockey for some little championship. Oh my must not talk ill of the cup because you know, it's the leagues biggest and best award. If I make fun of it and devalue it, what's next? A line must be drawn Robbie! Where? in the fucking sand where Orion is? (Just to be clear, I am not anywhere. That would be stupid because then I would be stuck in some bum fuck country till I was allowed to fly. That and no planes flying are the only reason why I did not take my family and go south) Any fucking ways. While most of you sit on your hockey benches trying to claw your way up the teams depth chart to get big line minutes, Orion downs rum and cokes like it's going out of style. He has a beach all to himself and yes he is really and I mean REALLY enjoying this "Free agency Retirement" thing. You would be thinking that this will change his fucking ways so that maybe next off season going into his last "season" he can actually listen to offers instead of saying no. Nope! He is looking forward to denying every team that comes knocking because well... It's fucking fun and aren't all here trying to have fun? Do you think what you are doing is fun because it's not. Enjoy it if you want but deep down inside you find all this league boring and it's stupid members boring. You have been thinking for a while how to spice things up, how to make this more fun so you don't become inactive. Well maybe you should take Orion's lead and have fun. But you wouldn't know what fun is even if it hit you in the face in Iqaluit Nunavut. 

Honestly I have lost track of time because of this fucking virus. It seriously can fuck right off and I wouldn't be able to care any less about it then I do right now. The only reason why I know it's going on is because it has shut down the film industry and I have no where to go because you know... everything is closed. When I came up with this plan to be a free agent for the last few seasons of Orion's career. I did it thinking I would be more active and more annoying to the people that hate me the most. But, hey so far I am only around on Sundays posting shit up before midnight. So has this really made me more active? Nope, not in the slightest. But why Robbie? it's not like you have anything to do. Well my little simpleton, it's simple. I have a wife and kids. I cannot spend hours on here like most of you can. It's just far too boring. Lets be honest none of my plans have come to fruition since SWC3 was fucking shit up left right and center. But having said this! I will try my best to come around and just be myself as much as I can and just rub it in peoples faces that I am a happy as can be with just being a free agent as you people try to make your players better to make your teams better. While I claim TPE meaninglessly because Orion will never ever and I do mean ever play a VHL game ever again. He has ended his playing career and my playing career in this league. So you can be one or two weeks into your little season and I will continue to not give a flying fuck about who is winning the cup this season because too me it really doesn't fucking matter. 

On 3/29/2020 at 7:39 PM, Jubis said:

 

S71 week 1 Stats Edition 

 

1. 2nd overall with a record of  7-3-0  This week.  Who expected this ? 

 

2. The Wranglers are also first in goals for with 33 goals. Can you maintain this rate of scoring? 

 

3. Do you feel bad for Davos? They have scored only 11 goals in 10 games. 

 

4. How long can you maintain your Home unbeaten streak? You're currently 5-0-0 at home with 21GF and 10GA. Compared to 2-3-0 on the Road 12GF and 14 GA.

 

5.  What's more important your 38 shots for per game avg or your 93+% penalty kill ? 

 

6.  50% of the Wranglers goals have come in the 1st period but only 29.7% of the Wranglers shots occur in period #1. Why are the Wranglers scoring so much in the 1st period ? 

 

7. Realistically do you think this team can win the cup ?

 

8. If @Jubis joins in on a podcast, what is something you would like to know about him ?

 

9. What's more surprising sophomore D Encarnacion having 12 points in 10 games or "rookie" goalie Lafontaine going 7-3-0 , 1 shutout , 2.39 GAA, 0.926 SV%  ??

 

10. Do you sleep on your side,  stomach or back? 

 

 

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@Bushito @cody73 @enigmatic @Krice13@Big Mac @DMaximus @MexicanCow123 @animal74 @Beketov @Tagger @SlapshotDragon @Devise @diamond_ace @Ricer13

@Jubis

 

 

 

 

2. FUCK NO! Not a chance in bloody fucking hell

3. They will scored more than you guys will. Mark my words. This question will be the "TSN Turning point" and your team mates will blame you for jinxing the team. Which is a good thing.

4. I have a theory but that can be viewed as picking a fight so I will not say it out loud

6. Neither. Both are stupid. Like your... 

7. LOL NO

8. Your mom

EP1

Isn't it funny that the Coronavirus and being a Free Agent has made me more active? lol

People must be wondering why I am sticking around because my player Orion Slade is a free agent this season and is "doomed" to be one the whole season. Well that your little opinion now isn't it?  You think that the purpose of this league is to play in games and such. Well you are wrong. Sure yeah it's a hockey league and you should be on a team. Blah. Blah. Blah. You got me there but my point is that everyone has forgotten is that this league is also about having fun. It's up to you the player to define what you call fun. So if you want to be a good little doggy and do what you "should" then sure go ahead, be on a team. Be nice to your team mates and hate other teams. I know how it is. I've been around far too long to not know how people are expected to act. Well as you know from day one I have fought that norm in the league. I am the one guy who looks to break all the norms and have fun doing it. Sure me having fun has crossed lines and suspensions have been handed down. But guess what? I am still here. I am a free agent and I am still here doing Point tasks. Do you honestly think I will go inactive because technically my point tasks have no reason since I have no team. Don't you think I thought this whole thing out? Because believe you me, I have thought this out and my final two "seasons" (If you can call being a free agent a season) are going to be fucking amazing and trust me now that I have no team I actually don't have a GM telling me to not be me and that don't say things because it may upset the little babies on the team and in the league. I played nice ninety percent of the time. But now that I don't have to. The true Robbie can come out and play, and trust me when I say this. It will be Shit Show Spectacular. I won't cross lines. Oh no. I will tip toe close to them but won't cross them. Me making these point tasks and claiming them, is me being an active "productive" member of this league. So they can't ban me for "he has no intention of being production and just being an ass" Well if I am making point tasks and claiming them, that makes me a "productive member" of this so called league. So I will leave this off with this. Grab some popcorn and a Corona and enjoy the Shit Show Spectacular, because it's going to be a wild final two seasons. 

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On 3/19/2020 at 3:38 PM, Banackock said:

Season 71 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - WE DRAFT, WE BACK N OFFSEASON SHIT)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

1. What are your thoughts on Moscow winning the Continental Cup?

2. Who do you think is this seasons "BIG" FA?

3. What do you think of Seattle trading away Zoiderberg? @HenrikZoiderberg

4. What are your thoughts on @Acydburn finally getting the well deserved boot?

5. Which one will you miss more?

6. How do you think Seattle did during this seasons draft?

7. Are you happy that @Walter Fizz is back? 

8. Predict this upcoming seasons MVP?

9. Who do you think will win this seasons continental cup?

10. The lost hurt to Calgary. We should of kicked their ass. But we didn't. How did you handle the loss?

11. What are your players goals this season?

12. Where do you think the Bears will place this season?

13. If you're in the VHLM, how do you think your team will do this season?

14. If you're in the VHLM, who do you think the best player will be?

15. If you're in the VHLM, who will win the Founders Cup?

16. The VHLM hired a hitman to kill @diamond_ace.. secretly, the hitman is a member from the VHL... tag that person and how they do it etc.

17. @Jubis lives up his own ass. How much is his rent?

18. What are your thoughts on @FrostBeard finally getting a gig and heading to Malmo?

19. Thoughts on drafting @Dil? Will his player boom or bust?

20. Ambrose Stark or Scott Greene this season do you think?

21. Will @Steve still suck or will he be a good forward?

22. @Motzaburger was seen and heard crying loudly in his apartment. What song was he listening to while crying over losing to seattle again?

23. Where do you think Louth's favourite golf course is? @Beaviss

24. What are your thoughts on Covid-19? Are you following orders from top doctors etc and being safe? Don't be a fucktard like some people in Florida. 

25. A brand has approached you and wants you to show off their shit? Who and what is it? How much or what are they paying you?

26. @MexicanCow123 has become Seattles new farm team. Mississauga has ended. What are your thoughts?

27. @Bushito and @BluObieZ's first match was cancelled. Now we're having a "Corona hell in the cell" match. Who wins and how? 

28. @Rayzor_7 has been known to party as hard as he plays (not in regular season but in playoffs)... what's he party with? Whats he do? 

29. @Berocka gets a little cocky due to VSN podcast and comes out with a rap song.. what is it called? does anyone feature on it etc? 

30. Who is the leagues most overrated player?

31. Who is the leagues most underrated player?

32. If you could have any wild animal as a pet, what animal would you pick? Can do shark, lion or anything of the sort. Just nothing stupid like a dragon.   

33. If you could pick a dragon, what would you name it and would you use it to takeover the VHL? 

34. Are you in any other sim leagues? 

35. What are some things you like about the VHL that keep you coming back?

36. @Proto is starring in a new TV show that's supposed to have huge success. What character does he play? What's the show about? Who else is in it? ETC.

37. What team do you feel you have a rivalry with? Explain the rivalry. Do you have others??

38. Whats a way you think the league would have good success with in terms of recruiting new members? Where should they look etc?

39. @Devise is on our team. He's also a simmer. What do you plan to bribe him with so we win another cup?

 

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6. They did what they did and it had to be done. 

7. Who the fuck is he? why should I care?

8. Orion Slade. 0points 0 games played. Plays for no one.  Go team Free agent

9. Team Orion Slade. Dudes legit a beast.

10. Offer Bushito crack. He likes crack. 

11. Kick back and make fun of the league for the season. 

So you would think that Orion Slade would be upset that he is still an free agent. You would think this would drive him away from the league and it would finally rid you of him and his agent. Well guess what? Orion had a few discussions with a few teams and he turned them all down. He chose to be a free agent for the rest of his career. He chose this because it's more fun this way. He will continue to practice each week as he laughs about still being a free agent. Since his plan of winning as many cups as possible went straight out the window, he has moved onto having fun with his last two seasons. So whats more fun then mocking the league while being a free agent. He is still going to be productive by "practicing"  so you can't make the argument to get rid of him. Consider this and the next two seasons of free agent mocking as one last fuck you from him and his agent. It will be fun (at least) for him and it will for sure will be entertaining. Even though you will never admit that you are entertained by it because you know that would be like saying you worship the devil. So I understand why you won't come out and say you are looking forward to seeing where I go with this. You can silently follow and silently laugh while you make comments as in you are bored etc. They don't phase me. They make me want to do it even more. So sit back and silently enjoy because I know you do even though you won't say it. Oh and most importantly Fuck off for now. I bet you thought I would say wash your hands, stay home and stay safe. But no, I will not say that because I don't care what you do with your life. If you want to be stupid, then go ahead and be stupid. It's your life, ruin it as you may. 

On 3/19/2020 at 3:38 PM, Banackock said:

Season 71 Bears Press Conference (PART 1 - WE DRAFT, WE BACK N OFFSEASON SHIT)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

1. What are your thoughts on Moscow winning the Continental Cup?

2. Who do you think is this seasons "BIG" FA?

3. What do you think of Seattle trading away Zoiderberg? @HenrikZoiderberg

4. What are your thoughts on @Acydburn finally getting the well deserved boot?

5. Which one will you miss more?

6. How do you think Seattle did during this seasons draft?

7. Are you happy that @Walter Fizz is back? 

8. Predict this upcoming seasons MVP?

9. Who do you think will win this seasons continental cup?

10. The lost hurt to Calgary. We should of kicked their ass. But we didn't. How did you handle the loss?

11. What are your players goals this season?

12. Where do you think the Bears will place this season?

13. If you're in the VHLM, how do you think your team will do this season?

14. If you're in the VHLM, who do you think the best player will be?

15. If you're in the VHLM, who will win the Founders Cup?

16. The VHLM hired a hitman to kill @diamond_ace.. secretly, the hitman is a member from the VHL... tag that person and how they do it etc.

17. @Jubis lives up his own ass. How much is his rent?

18. What are your thoughts on @FrostBeard finally getting a gig and heading to Malmo?

19. Thoughts on drafting @Dil? Will his player boom or bust?

20. Ambrose Stark or Scott Greene this season do you think?

21. Will @Steve still suck or will he be a good forward?

22. @Motzaburger was seen and heard crying loudly in his apartment. What song was he listening to while crying over losing to seattle again?

23. Where do you think Louth's favourite golf course is? @Beaviss

24. What are your thoughts on Covid-19? Are you following orders from top doctors etc and being safe? Don't be a fucktard like some people in Florida. 

25. A brand has approached you and wants you to show off their shit? Who and what is it? How much or what are they paying you?

26. @MexicanCow123 has become Seattles new farm team. Mississauga has ended. What are your thoughts?

27. @Bushito and @BluObieZ's first match was cancelled. Now we're having a "Corona hell in the cell" match. Who wins and how? 

28. @Rayzor_7 has been known to party as hard as he plays (not in regular season but in playoffs)... what's he party with? Whats he do? 

29. @Berocka gets a little cocky due to VSN podcast and comes out with a rap song.. what is it called? does anyone feature on it etc? 

30. Who is the leagues most overrated player?

31. Who is the leagues most underrated player?

32. If you could have any wild animal as a pet, what animal would you pick? Can do shark, lion or anything of the sort. Just nothing stupid like a dragon.   

33. If you could pick a dragon, what would you name it and would you use it to takeover the VHL? 

34. Are you in any other sim leagues? 

35. What are some things you like about the VHL that keep you coming back?

36. @Proto is starring in a new TV show that's supposed to have huge success. What character does he play? What's the show about? Who else is in it? ETC.

37. What team do you feel you have a rivalry with? Explain the rivalry. Do you have others??

38. Whats a way you think the league would have good success with in terms of recruiting new members? Where should they look etc?

39. @Devise is on our team. He's also a simmer. What do you plan to bribe him with so we win another cup?

 

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1. Russian Vodka pool party. Yes thats a pool filled with Russian Vodka

2. Orion Slade. He refuses to sign with anyone but that doesn't stop them from inquiring 

3. Did you get Phillip J Frye back? I answer your question with a question. Hahahaha fuck you

4. No fucks given

5. Hard to say since I gace zero fucks about either. Not because I didn't care about them specifically. Mostly because I don't care about anyone

27. He wins after wimping out and calling the police on me upon my arrival. I  can't win if I'm handcuffed so he would win by count out

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12 minutes ago, flyersfan1453 said:

@BluObieZ how were you introduced to sim leagues?

I don't remember. I think I just stumbled on them. Lucky you guys huh?

Orion Slade recently ended a long stand off with the Seattle Bears. The team and him were at loggerheads over his player option on next year which came with a NTC. Orion claimed that he would make them wait till the last possible second before he would make up his mind. Well... That didn't happen because about 4 days before the deadline he opted out of the option, thus setting himself free and allowing Seattle out of a financial "hold up"  But why would a Robbie Player back down from such a opportunity to make a spectacle about something that would have had people following to the end? Well if you ask Robbie Zimmers the agent for Orion Slade he says "This was the plan, if would have gone till the last second did this it wouldn't have been such a big payoff for us because he would have still declined. We would have drew it out till the end if the plan was to pick it up. Now we can focus on the future" But what does the future hold for a player with two years left in his VHL career? Rumors are swirling that no team will even offer him a contract. Which most would think would piss him and his agent off but Robbie has a answer to that question also "If no one wants to sign him thats fine with us. We will make the most of it and make it a huge joke. It will be fun. So if you plan to not sign him, he will still practice as a joke and joke about the whole situation. If you think it will get rid of him, you are sadly mistaken. It actually will make things worse. So I dare you to not offer him any contracts. I actually hope you don't, it will be far more entertaining" 

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On 2/6/2020 at 8:17 PM, Banackock said:

Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 2 - Hibernating or nah?)   

 

Press Conference Rules:

LINK

 --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

*You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

 

 

25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

29. Which team will finish last?

30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

31. Who is the best d-man this year?

32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

 

 

40. He saved it till now and bought a ton of toilet paper. To sell on the street corner.

41. I don't know. I personally threw actual shit at him. Dog shit to be exact. 

42. He's probably has the Coronavirus living in a old peoples home so no I will not visit.

43. Pauly Shore? I have no idea. I guess it went well. Pauly would do anything for publicity 

44. Jerking off to the dark room. Yes. He is jerking off to the actual room he is standing in. He is attracted to dark places. 

37 minutes ago, .sniffuM said:

 

 

Because. If no one offers me a contract what can I do? can't force them to offer me a contract. So if that happens I have plans. It's called making the most out of it. We will see once free agency opens how it plays out. If I get offers or not. 

25 minutes ago, Peace said:

 
I reckon he'd just retire and recreate anyway since Orion Slade isn't his final player after all, apparently. 

Oh buddy. Wait till Orion is done with. It will be a spectacle 

45 minutes ago, Beketov said:

Aww, I wanted to see @Banackock squirm more trying to get under the cap.

 

Now the immortal question: will anyone bother to sign Robbie?

I weighed my options. Make him squirm and pick up my option or go to free agency and maybe be a free agent for the rest of my time here. Every move I make is calculated. People think I'd get mad if no team offers me a contract. I actually welcome it.