Banackock

@Romaris dont be like that fam.  The Warriors was an hour and a half of people running...... that was it.

also forgot superbad deserves a mention. Remains the best comedy of all time IMO. Altho fwiw I usually don't like comedy movies very much.

Napoleon Dynamite

I got a Lenovo laptop a couple years ago. This fucking thing took 3 months to finally arrive at my door. I swear my laptop had traveled most of the world before I finally received it. Every day I would punch in the numbers on the shipping website to track this dang globe trotting laptop. From Hong Kong, to Shanghai, to Korea, into Russia, then making a stop in fucking Alaska. Next stop Canada right? Fuck no. This little bastard of a laptop wanted to tour the mainland United States first. After what I assume was a guided tour of the greatest American sights, it ends up in Pennsylvania. I expected this would take one week max to ship to me, three months later it finally arrives in Canada. This laptop has seen more of the world than 99% of people ever will.

Why the hell did you order it from Asia?

I bought on brand new Dell last year for a few grand because I needed a new editing laptop... Well. I didn't really track it. After about a month I checked the tracking number it said "error cannot find" after a few attempts I called Canada post... they told me the truck carrying it caught fire in BC and everything was lost. I asked why wasn't I informed. They said fell should have. So I called sell and they blamed Canada post. I asked so what about my laptop. Well after another 2 weeks of being dicked around and me threatening to sue they got money from Canada post. They sent a laptop and promised it quick. Well... the truck was broken into... long story short had to wait 4 more weeks for a 3rd laptop

Make an annoying and repetitive ad claiming we're something we're not, like those games that pop up all over the place (Goodgame Empire, Grepolis, Elvenar). Should get about 2/3 of a person for that

This is true. Those ads grip me until i read the comments 

Ya got me! ;P

Breathe in and breathe out. No need to be mad. Be calm boys.

Wait no one took over simming? They must have by now right ?!

Yes sir. You’re all good  

Yeah. Dunno. Did some research on meat and watched a documentary on how it's bad for you - causes higher blood pressure/cancer and diabetes #2 (says studied). Red meats a carcinogenic and blah blah. She said a bunch of shit but it pretty much went in one ear and out the other as I  slowly chewed the steak I had last night for supper.

It's not my forte and I don't see what the point of it is, lol. Meat is good. Snacks are good. Dairy product, good. Don't get me wrong, I love veggies but fuck me.. every day.. all day. Not a chance. 

So she'll do this fad for about 2 weeks (max) and I'll continue my life how it is and she'll return back to the good side (where she had been for 23.98 years prior)

There are a lot of alternatives. It's not like she's just going to sit there and chew on a beet for 20 minutes. 

Fuck her, that will give her some meat and protein 

Nah. Canadians are big on their politics too.. Canadians just aren’t as extreme lol.. so we feed on the Americans. Always some shit. Basically whose line is it anyways but USA politics. 

Same here its annoying as

Yes Berocka. I'd like to see more stories about Scomo being trapped in a mine elevator. 

For the lols

To keep pissing people off

Also, Robbie's right, GMs did this shit to themselves. Basically handed Vegas all their top players. Florida? Marshmellow and Smith to protect Bjugstad? Columbus? Karlsson + 2nd + 9 spots in the 1st round to take Clarkson and protect Johnson? Minnesota? Tuch and Haula to protect Brodin? Isles? 1st and 2nd to take Grabo's contract? Pittsburgh? 2nd to take the obvious choice?

Any money that Vegas ate on contracts was more than made up for with this season, and they got 5 top 9 forwards just from teams looking to "protect" certain players.

If anything, Vegas' success has fucked Seattle next summer, when teams are just going to accept that they'll lose one decent player vs. multiple valuable assets.

Kinda hard when you are on the 1st grade level.

Help me graduate?  

Banana pls

#BanADV

#BanADV

Sksksk and i oop

Why me? Seattle has been sucking for awhile.

33 each sounds good!

tbh I was really hoping last season Quebec would make it to the finals and lose in Game 7, that gif would've been perfect for that occasion

oh that gif makes me laugh everytime I see it. poor little dog

I just watched it like 10 times over. Still funny. Hope the lil pupper came out alright

N Y C BABY

Says Bana, right before @Jubis becomes the only Wrangler to not retire.

If I leave milk and cookies for Santa, is that considered indoor dining?

@Doomsday put it in a to go bag, but replace the milk with stout and cookies with wings. Someone's been telling lies about what Santa likes

You're a man after my heart, @VHL Santa.

Yup, Sounds about the same. I wake at 3am every night for a bathroom break and toss and turn every hour or so.

Sounds like you are doing everything correctly to sleep well, just your body is fighting you. Something is causing your uneasy if you are waking up a ton so maybe try to figure out what might be waking you.

And yeah, after 5/6 years I have gotten used to it and have added in extra time in bed and naps in the late afternoon but cannot be more than an hour or I will not sleep at night at all. Caused also I think by working graveyard in Canada and graveyard here delivering newspapers for an hour or two most mornings. Leaves the body unaware of when it needs to sleep and when it should be a awake. Need to reprogram the body to sleep as Steven son Jr stated above.

Tried melatonin or something that helps put someone to sleep?

Yeah. Zzzyquil (lol), chamomile tea, up to 10mg of melatonin… I’m gonna try some CBD oil here in the coming days as someone pitched it to me  

you say that only because you feel the need to not because its actually better.

steak is meant to be moist. thats why i say that

Medium well is still a little noisy but you don’t need that gushy red muck 

you'll be seeing a lot of this

Not with her calf injury.......

Canada needs Australia to win tonight so that the last game really doesn`t matter for both teams and they can play to a boring draw to save their players. We will see what happens soon as kick off is getting underway!!

Inspirational 

Up again at 4:40am with my son running around like a mad lad 

well, today I get to go out of virtual school early to go snowboarding

Upgrade to this decade.

Rice works.  I dropped mine in shitter.  Rice worked on mine

Yeah, Rice works as the rice will suck up the water but also a hair dryer on low heat.

@Banackock worst gm in the league tho 

@Beaviss Yeah, I dunno. some players aren't made to step over to the other side (Gretzky lol...). I think he has the potential to be good.. He is asking a lot for Duchene but you can understand that he doesn't want to take a lower price either just because his team has "needs".

Happy birthday, dog.

fish and drink beer

Not much other then relaxing 

impossible things

@Beketov I think for me the confusing thing is the Bio says pre 70 only.  Obviously the Post 70s aren't eligible yet.  I guess my thinking is that the text will be forgotten about and will continue to cause confusion down the line.  People who missed the announcement about the task change (and ever people who were here) are going to think oh this won't be something they can do. 

We discussed it the other day and someone said they put that up, @Josh I think? Basically it was to stop confusion because Post-70 guys were doing bios way too early. So yeah, right now it's pre-70 only because the 70 and up guys aren't eligible and then once they are the pre-70 guys will be gone so the text (and the RP forum FWIW) will go away.

Yeah basically it'll switch over in S77.

You smell like soggy cardboard

I like the smell of spaghetti and garlic bread.

The Bears are good again 

Info wise, sure. Or idea wise. Improvements etc

I’m thinking 

Name:

Player Name:

Position:

TPE:

Gen:

VHLM Stats:

that kinda thing

Maybe add:

His positive attributes 

what he needs to work on

what style of player is he

what he is projected to be as a player 

OH BOYS. We famous! #KillShot

You'll be depicted as a kind dictator.

Bless your souls!