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  1. Devise

    3 PM's? Is that the best you bitches can do? FILL DAT BOX UP PM ME LIKE CRAZY FOR SERIOUS! 

    @The Bread Man @Will @Beketov  @eaglesfan036 @The Bread Man @der meister @Phil @tfong @Molholt @Banackock @gorlab @JardyB10 @evrydayimbyfuglien @Jericho @DollarAndADream @Kendrick @mpclardy @hedgehog337 @Devise @Smarch @Will @Streetlite @Green

     

    I just copied Beketovs tags so if your on there and you already sent me, send again. :P Abuse this tagging system!

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      Haha @BOOM we are sitting at nine now so thanks to you all for some PMs. 

    3. jRuutu

      jRuutu

      I rarely get a chance to fill the box.

       

      Did someone make a box joke already?

       

      :(

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      @Devise

       

      Good, hope you have some decent content.

  2. Devise

    @Poptart They all are sandwiches man.

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    2. Garsh

      Garsh

      Great, i really feel like I've helped people get closure here.

    3. Bayley

      Bayley

      ... for now. 

    4. mediocrepony

      mediocrepony

       h

  3. Devise

    Andersons Ban for those who are curious is as much good for this site as it is for him. He clearly had issues, and there are several now hidden posts that I personally think are so god damn savage that some of them shouldn't even be shared. Count yourself lucky to haven't seen how fucking offensive a couple of them are. 

    I can appreciate and respect when a person is going through emotional and mental struggles, but clearly this community is not the right fit for him. At a certain point enough is enough, and I think the right decision was made. Something more official after all of Blue has had a chance to deliberate will be clarified. 

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    2. stevo

      stevo

      "very disturbing" i can show you shit that's really disturbing @Will

    3. Will

      Will

      i don't want to see your selfies @stevo

    4. stevo

      stevo

      actually i was gonna forward you nude pics of @Munk

  4. Devise

    Hey you longtime VHL members I got a question. At what point in your tenures did you just forget entirely how fucking long it'd been from a calendar year perspective? 

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    2. Beketov

      Beketov

      @Tylerleague started in summer 2007 so season 5 definitely wouldn’t have been 2009. Probably around mid 2008.

    3. Beketov

      Beketov

      @Devisewhat you talking about 4th site?

    4. Tyler

      Tyler

      @Beketov sounds about right in retrospect. I was in grade 9 at the time even crazier lol. 

  5. Devise

    Late mag article submissions this week. I'll be writing The Devise Device tomorrow, so please send me a bunch of questions, or talking points. Like seriously though send 5 questions each, once, and then I'll never make this status update again. Or maybe sometime in 2018. SEND STUFF PEOPLE OR I'LL DO NOTHING BUT CONTINUE TO POST PARAGRAPHS WHICH WE ALL KNOW I WILL DO ANYWAY SO YEAH.....SHIT...

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      @Hodor Hey just for you I was debating using a random word generator to try and translate and decipher all your excellent questions. :P

       

       

  6. Devise

    ZOMG GAME SEVEN TONIGHT WHO WILL WIN? @JardyB10 IZ HERE WE WILL SEE HISTORY. #COL2GUD #HELSINKIPROBWEGOTDISRIGHT??

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    2. Higgins

      Higgins

      Tampering

    3. Devise

      Devise

      Patience....I'm sure post the draft I'll have a LR your in for us to fill with random useless debates about vape tools. :P

    4. Devise

      Devise

      @Higgins You would know how it's done wouldn't you bud? :lol:

  7. Devise

    Just a reminder to keep filling up my PM inbox with Questions, Talking Points and overall thoughts for the @JardyB10 named Devise Device. :cheers: 

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      No. Just wanted to use that gif.

    3. Baozi

      Baozi

      Stop getting the website locked down you boobsist.

    4. Devise

      Devise

      @BOOM But I need your Question Soup. What will I do without it? 

  8. Devise

    Storm is brewing all over Vegas. #FuckYouAndYourList @Advantage

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    2. Advantage

      Advantage

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    3. BluObieZ

      BluObieZ

      party bachelorette vegas las cosmopolitan las vegas GIF

      The following Gifs is how the season will be in Vegas

      party katy perry poker cards gambling GIF

      Tiësto party vegas djs cmon GIF

      music girl party festival concert GIF

      the hangover GIF

      hangover GIF

       

       

    4. ASIANBOUBABI

      ASIANBOUBABI

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  9. Devise

    Top ten weird Kangaroo facts? Go!

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    2. NotAVHLM-GM

      NotAVHLM-GM

      The Kangaroo from Winnie the Pooh is said to be suffering from a case of Social Anxiety Disorder, which is why she is perpetually over-protective of her son, Roo (but then, which parent isn't?)

    3. Berocka

      Berocka

      The two main types of Kangaroo are the red and grey variety 

  10. Devise

    What the hell is a press conference.

     

    Also....hi VHL. 

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    2. Banackock

      Banackock

      Who this

       

      also snorlax

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Verner Rhyhorn.

    4. Baozi

      Baozi

      Bruh

  11. Devise

    I decree that we should all always respond to @The Trollfecta in the form of wrestling gifs. 

     

    : cheers: @gorlab @Jericho @Advantage @YEAH!stlemania @STZ @der meister @Molholt 

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      Haha @der meister back in the days when prostitutes and porn stars made up the womens divisions. Now it's just models and thankfully some talented actual workers.

       

    3. der meister

      der meister

    4. der meister

      der meister

      griffin.jpg

  12. Devise

    Help VHL. I need a name for my mag article that answers questions and takes feedback/thoughts from users weekly. @JardyB10 infamously came up with the name for the Pajodcast, so now I'm calling on anyone to get me something for this article because I'm terrible at coming up with names. 

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      3 Paragraphs of Power

    3. Higgins

      Higgins

      POW3RRAPH

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      Powafailure

       

  13. Devise

    I love expansion don't get me wrong, but I find it hilarious to see people kick their tires on names and cities when one of the cities was already decided before we announced, and the other already well in the works. The real question is what cities were already selected? And go.

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    2. Matt_O

      Matt_O

       Prague and DC are my predictions, for pretty obvious reasons. George Washington and DA always talking about Prague

    3. JeffD

      JeffD

      Portland and Eugene, Oregon. I thought it was obvious.

    4. ShawnGlade

      ShawnGlade

      I'll say Colorado and Prague

  14. Devise

    Discord may be down, but CHAT is still working. Thanks @eaglesfan036! 

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    2. Dil

      Dil

      ok boomer(s)

       

    3. eaglesfan036

      eaglesfan036

      Thank god Moscow is the only team that actually uses a locker room

    4. Devise

      Devise

      @DilIsPickle Just a fyi.....

       

      There were sims. :P 

  15. Devise

    I am not of this world, but I am of this plane, I've got more thoughts than a thousand men driven insane. I'll be here one moment and gone the next, when you think of me you'll forget before you can even send a text. Yet I am all knowing, all seeing, and all powerful. What am I?

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      Higgins had a decent guess. But that isn't it. 

       

      You use it, but not as much as it uses you. You perceive it, but it can be different for every person. You can measure it, but it ultimately measures you. 

    3. Kendrick

      Kendrick

      Time.

    4. Devise

      Devise

      There we go we have a winner. Just for that my next talking point mag article will be my expose on @Kendrick :cheers:

  16. Devise

    Boneless wings are awesome. 

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    2. Jericho

      Jericho

      st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg

    3. Quik

      Quik

      saucy nuggs...or trash

  17. Devise

    Will there be anymore trades this season?

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Vancouver wants to buy but no one wants to go to Vancouver ?

    3. McWolf

      McWolf

      Vancouver wants to buy but Vancouver doesn't want to pay

      FTFY

    4. CowboyinAmerica

      CowboyinAmerica

      I can almost guarantee there will be a VAN/NYA trade that may or may not involve 4th round picks...

  18. Devise

    Who else is drinking right now? 6 pack of the locally brewed and apt named people skills tonight.

     

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    2. Phil

      Phil

      ALTHOUGH I GOT WAYNE GRETZKY'S WHISKEY!! 

    3. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      *Insert random DT shitpost here*

    4. ASIANBOUBABI

      ASIANBOUBABI

      If I did drink I would have one with you.

  19. Devise

    There will be a live awards ceremony podcast hosted by something and the one and only @ADV at around 10 EST tonight. If you would like come on and join us for a bit, let me know and we'll try to get you in the Google Hangout. 

     

    :cheers: 

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    2. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      Is this still happening?

    3. Devise

      Devise

      I'm posting award results now. Apologies but my actual real life work stuff requires some of my attention tonight, so I don't have time to sit down/cast and the audio equipment needed is being used for other purposes. 

    4. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      Thanks!

  20. Devise

    You can expect off-season update with times and all that jazz tomorrow VHL. Apologies on the delays and appreciate the patience. 

    As @Will mentioned, Dispersal Draft is currently underway, so expect news from that as soon as it's completed. Again thanks for your continued support. 

     

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    2. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Still happening?

    3. Devise

      Devise

      Shhh. I'll get to it in the morning. :P Don't worry, it'll be a longer than usual off-season regardless. I'm hoping and pretty confident we can try to get everything done within the next week, but we'll have to see. 

    4. Banackock

      Banackock

      No rush IMO. Rather it go smooth, well thought out and slow than quick to keep people who just want a sim happy. Bigger fish to fry than just minnows. 

  21. Devise

    Man S32 was nearly 30 seasons ago....the fuck am I still doing in this league? Lol

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      24 for me but first cup as GM and player in 32.

    3. Frank

      Frank

      32 + 30 = 62. Carry the 16 is 78.

    4. N0HBDY

      N0HBDY

      Running it

  22. Devise

    Mood in the VHL right now like....

     

    giphy.gif

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    2. BOOM

      BOOM

      Trump in the White House right now like...

       

      trump-gif-graphicurry-1.gif

    3. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      201503_1034_dadei.jpg

    4. BOOM

      BOOM

      No, but the commiseration is.

  23. Devise

    @eaglesfan036 You should be less worried about Quebec and more worried about the fact that your an imposter! Seriously a proud ignorant American as the GM of Calgary? The Wranglers haven't ever been as good as back when the Western Canadian drunk himself @JardyB10 used to GM. From @diamond_ace to you, the Wranglers have been a lost cause for seasons now. 

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    2. Devise

      Devise

      My players are always a lost cause. Going to have to try better than that. 

       

      Consider that in the past twenty five seasons you and your predecessor have only each won a single Cup with Calgary. A long cry away from the dynasty days of old, when you could consider them one of the best franchises. I mean the only thing separating Calgary from Quebec or Cologne is one Cup win in that time. It's been clear for a while now. Toronto has replaced Calgary to join New York, Helsinki and Davos as the teams who frequently win a championship, almost in every new player era. 

    3. JardyB10

      JardyB10

      Well now I'm just sad. :(

    4. eaglesfan036

      eaglesfan036

      Well theres nothing i can really do about what happened before my tenure. From s44 to s46 calgary won a cup and made 3 finals in a row putting us well over quebec who hasnt made a final since ive been calgary gm. We were 1 win away from winning back to back cups but thats just the way things go sometimes. Im not unhappy at all with calgarys recent history though obviously toronto and helsinki have been more successful in this current era

  24. Devise

    Hey yo where da Sims at. What is this season 55?

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    2. boubabi

      boubabi

      jardy fucked up last night

       

      #blamejardy watch is now starting for s56

    3. Da Trifecta

      Da Trifecta

      Same bro.

    4. STZ

      STZ

      @JardyB10 is on Mars with Elon 

  25. Devise

    Let's say we are recording a Pajodcast right now, what do you want me to say on air? 

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    2. Banackock

      Banackock

      @gorlab was right

    3. Gustav

      Gustav

      You know what I want.

       

      Gustav worship.

       

      Now.

    4. Garsh

      Garsh

      For the next one can I get a reading of George Carlin's 200 words you can't say on tv?

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