Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION

[JardyB10 4,865]

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED*

 

We get down and dirty! With a tagapocalypse.

 

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Season-2-Episode-16-A-POOPY-DESTINATION-e1n30ku

 

Featured Track: Talking by Elderbrook. Thematically perfect song, by an Australian English artist to go with my Australian intro.

 

In a very special edition of the Hecking Podcast, Y'ALL get the up to minute info on where the legendary lukewarm player but VHFL asset Poopy Peepants will land in free agency! @VHL GMs, you won't want to miss this! For some of you, I even come up with managerial moves for you!

 

Team/Member Mentions (with time stamps!):

01:41 - @scoop

~04:15 - @Enorama

~05:50 - @Alex

~07:40 - @Banackock @FrostBeard

09:45 - @hedgehog337 @kelvi

11:43 - @Spartan

13:50 - @Doomsday @MattyFired @Peace

15:55 - @InstantRockstar @FrostBeard @Gustav @Berocka @Grape @youloser1337 @Ente2997

19:26 - @Dom @TheNeonShaman @Eynhallow @PoignardLeclerc11 @Spartan

21:20 - @Rayzor_7 @BOOM @zepheter @Ledge @CowboyinAmerica

23:30 - @Dil  @McWolf @Kelsier

25:20 - @dlamb @Dil

27:00 - @Acydburn  @KaleebtheMighty

28:48 - @Frank @Nykonax  @JB123 @kelvi @Lemorse7 @a_Ferk @Tate @Otaznik

31:15 - @JeffD @N0HBDY @MubbleFubbles @Shindigs @fromtheinside

33:15 - @frescoelmo @scoop @nurx @Beaviss @ThePerfectNut @KnightRiley @BarzalGoat @InstantRockstar @jacobaa19

37:05 - @Ricer13 @Phil@DollarAndADream @Daniel Janser @Morcar80 @leandrofg @jacobcarson877 @KC15 @Ben

41:00 - @Baozi

~41:30 - @MexicanCow123

~43:15 (GM TIPS! FREE AGENT COLLUSION!) - @MexicanCow123 @Spartan @frescoelmo @ThePerfectNut @jacobaa19 @BarzalGoat

45:52 - @BOOM

Edited August 28, 2022 by JardyB10

[scoop 3,432]

bro did you just tag me because you said the word scoop wtf

[FrostBeard 2,054]

@JardyB10 LA is the place to be in. IR is awesome. We are awesome. 

[JardyB10 4,865]

2 minutes ago, scoop said:

bro did you just tag me because you said the word scoop wtf

Yes, that is you after all. But I also mention Mourning later:

 

9 minutes ago, JardyB10 said:

33:15 - @frescoelmo @scoop @nurx @Beaviss @ThePerfectNut @KnightRiley @BarzalGoat @InstantRockstar @jacobaa19

 

[frescoelmo 1,276]

You consumer whore

[ThePerfectNut 563]

Let's run it then

[scoop 3,432]

come help me fuck up DC for dumping us old fogies

 

And tbh I also do not like Americans as a team name and never really have. Honestly I wouldn't hate to see the team relocate or at least change the moniker.

 

And another thing: I'll be playing center now so it's not the same Mourning you've been playing with. We'll mesh for sure, now!

Edited August 28, 2022 by scoop

[ThePerfectNut 563]

2 minutes ago, scoop said:

 

And tbh I also do not like Americans as a team name and never really have. Honestly I wouldn't hate to see the team relocate m

Been saying this for 10 seasons now 

[Dil 1,760]

Well fuck you too gordy, we didn’t want you anyways

[JardyB10 4,865]

4 minutes ago, Dil said:

Well fuck you too gordy, we didn’t want you anyways

I noticed . I said so many nice things about your team though! One of your teams, anyway.

[MubbleFubbles 1,290]

I could see Pat Stadding being a new player name in the VHL for certain!

 

I unfortunately can't speak on our FA plans because I don't know who Jeff is looking at, but personally I'd obviously be super interested in being on the same team (cause I think the only time we've shared a team is when you were away from the league with Dragon McDragon). The Bo-Peepants combo on defense going all-in on passing would be a pretty interesting dynamic as well!

[scoop 3,432]

11 minutes ago, MubbleFubbles said:

I could see Pat Stadding being a new player name in the VHL for certain!

 

I unfortunately can't speak on our FA plans because I don't know who Jeff is looking at, but personally I'd obviously be super interested in being on the same team (cause I think the only time we've shared a team is when you were away from the league with Dragon McDragon). The Bo-Peepants combo on defense going all-in on passing would be a pretty interesting dynamic as well!

You were around in the time of Dragon McDragon? Who were you?

[Alex 3,207]

I actually did want you on Davos, sadly I already have 4 defensemen and no cap space. Good luck with your decision!

[MubbleFubbles 1,290]

5 minutes ago, scoop said:

You were around in the time of Dragon McDragon? Who were you?

I'm lynchtheram

 

[DollarAndADream 3,356]

You are the best because you tag people and actually tell us where you mention us.

 

Instead of like, get tagged and guess what? You can fuck off and find your mention in my 1 hour podcast. Good luck.

 

[JardyB10 4,865]

9 minutes ago, DollarAndADream said:

You are the best because you tag people and actually tell us where you mention us.

 

Instead of like, get tagged and guess what? You can fuck off and find your mention in my 1 hour podcast. Good luck.

 

That’s my usual move, but you BUSY BODIES have worn me down somewhat.

 

Also a lot of these are fairly brief player mentions so I didn’t want to be too cruel.

 

42 minutes ago, MubbleFubbles said:

I could see Pat Stadding being a new player name in the VHL for certain!

Sounds like a good idea for @PadStack’s next player?  

[scoop 3,432]

52 minutes ago, MubbleFubbles said:

I'm lynchtheram

 

oh

 

I had absolutely no idea.

[frescoelmo 1,276]

@scoop TROGDOR!!! 

[scoop 3,432]

Just now, frescoelmo said:

@scoop TROGDOR!!! 

yeah I need to get that changed now that I'm officially no longer a Dragon

 

and I know exactly what's taking it's place

[frescoelmo 1,276]

im just saying that's an amazing PFP and it will be remembered

[zepheter 586]

please come to helsinki

[scoop 3,432]

3 minutes ago, frescoelmo said:

im just saying that's an amazing PFP and it will be remembered

yes but now I have Bandit Keith

[Garsh 1,192]

1 minute ago, scoop said:

yes but now I have Bandit Keith

 

[dlamb 1,326]

glad to hear we were (at some point) near the top of your list!

 

sorry I didn't show much interest (at all), but I was fairly confident that dil was coming back. In another world, Poopy Peepants is a Predator.

[frescoelmo 1,276]

TBH I will never listen to this now